Chapter 134: I’m dying of laughter

Sun Mingyang did not lie

His sense of humour is indeed very high!

However, his disdain for”Crazy Stone” was actually an act. This movie is not that bad. The few jokes that have appeared so far are well arranged. Although it is not enough to make Sun Mingyang feel wonderful, it is still acceptable. The real reason why he is so disdainful of this movie is——

This movie!

Ruined your date!

In Sun Mingyang’s opinion, the real purpose lies elsewhere. Only those poor single people will watch movies seriously. As for couples, don’t they go to the cinema for a date? at this time……

Sun Mingyang felt like his girlfriend was robbed by a movie. He suddenly realized something in his mind:”No wonder she got angry when I played games before, as if she was jealous of someone. It was probably because I was too engrossed in playing games and ignored her.”

Having said that

Sun Mingyang’s impression of”Crazy Stone”577″” remains unchanged, even though he was watching this movie out of boredom. Who asked his girlfriend to ignore him?

“cut”

Sun Mingyang’s girlfriend Zhou Pingping snorted, seeming a little dissatisfied with her boyfriend’s evaluation of”Crazy Stone”, but the movie had already reached its highlights, so Zhou Pingping didn’t say much, her eyes were fixed on the screen, not wanting to miss any of the plot.——

The theft begins!

After hearing the news that the jadeite was found in Mike’s box, Dao Ge’s trio also set their sights on this priceless treasure and took the lead in launching an action. They first used a trick to lure Bao Shihong and others who were guarding the stone out of the door, and then sent Hei Pi in to steal something. However, they accidentally triggered the alarm and Hei Pi’s theft failed.

He ran away

At this time, Mike had no idea what was going on inside. He was wearing a black hood very professionally, weighing the tools in his hand, thinking about cutting off the power supply inside first, so as to achieve his goal of throwing jadeite in the dark.

“What are you doing!”

Dao Ge, who was watching outside, thought that Mike with the hood on was one of his soldiers, and slapped Mike on the head:”Why the hell did you come out?”

Mike was confused!

Although Mike could only show his two eyes because of the mask, at this moment, Mike’s extremely confused look still caused the audience to burst into laughter!

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“Suddenly I feel sorry for Mike!”

“The international thief is so miserable!”

Some people even couldn’t help but screamed, but they quickly shut their mouths when they remembered that they were in a movie theater. Sun Mingyang’s girlfriend Zhou Pingping laughed exaggeratedly and slapped her thighs harder until they were a little painful.——

Zhou Pingping likes to pat her legs when she is excited

What the excited Zhou Pingping didn’t notice was that even her boyfriend, Sun Mingyang, who claimed to have a high sense of humor, couldn’t help but curl his lips at this moment, but Sun Mingyang quickly controlled himself.——

He felt guilty

Fortunately, I was not discovered

Then Sun Mingyang stared at the screen with a strange look in his eyes, and found that he had underestimated this”Crazy Stone”. After the early foreshadowing, the jokes seemed to be getting more and more frequent, and even he, who prided himself on having a high sense of humor, almost couldn’t help laughing.

In the sewer

Hei Pi and Xiao Jun escaped, and the plot temporarily entered a stable zone, but a bigger laugh was brewing. Xie Xiaomeng, the son of the factory director Xie Bald, fell in love with Dao Ge’s girlfriend. In order to pursue her, he used his identity to replace the jadeite that Dao Ge failed to steal, and gave the stolen real jadeite to Dao Ge’s girlfriend. He took advantage of the other party’s drunkenness and successfully got her!

Failed theft

When Dao Ge returned home, he found Xie Xiaomeng sleeping with his girlfriend. He was so upset that he took out a kitchen knife and interrogated Xie Xiaomeng, who had been tortured beyond recognition.——

“Did you do it?”

“Did you fucking do it?”

When Dao Ge repeatedly asked this question, the audience couldn’t hold back again. But the funnier part was yet to come. Dao Ge’s younger brother, Xiao Jun, asked his sister-in-law in a hoarse voice while lying on the bed:”What do you like about him? Is he better than the eldest brother?”

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There’s definitely something wrong with the audience.

Soon everyone knew what was wrong. Xiaojun said depressedly:”Is he better than me? How could you do such a thing? Are you worthy of your brother and me?”

I laughed like crazy this time!

The theater was clearly less than 20% to 30% full, but the laughter gave the impression that the theater was full of people. Zhou Pingping even laughed so hard that she fell backwards:”There is so much information!”……”

Sun Mingyang’s cheeks twitched slightly. (To read exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

He almost broke down again, but finally managed to hold it back. Since he was told that he had a high sense of humour, wouldn’t it be too embarrassing if he quickly laughed like a fool?

But unfortunately

When Heipi said he wanted to replace the fake jadeite on display with the real jadeite that Xie Xiaomeng had given to his sister-in-law, Sun Mingyang finally broke down and couldn’t help but let out a slight laugh. Fortunately, there were too many people laughing around, so Zhou Pingping didn’t notice that her boyfriend had laughed…. at the same time

Mike, who was unaware of the situation, was still brewing a plan. This time he bought a thick rope and showed the professional skills of an international thief. He used the rope to hang himself on the roof in a very high-end way, and then slid down little by little. As a result, when he was about to steal the jade, he was embarrassed to find that the rope was not enough.——[]

He tried to reach out

I just can’t reach it no matter what I do.

This was definitely the furthest distance in the world. The emerald was right in front of him but he couldn’t reach it. So Mike, wearing a hood, remembered the sinister smile of the boss when he bought the rope:

“What a profiteer!”

“I’ll give you a lung!”

Xiaojun happened to appear at this time. Seeing Mike hanging in the air and unable to get the jade, he teased him and spun him in the air for more than ten times, teasing him:”This stone does not belong to you.”

Before that

Xiaojun almost succeeded in stealing the jadeite, but the jadeite was also Mike’s target, so Mike disrupted his plan and said very coolly:”This stone does not belong to you.”

Now Xiaojun has come back with revenge

After hanging on the rope and spinning in the air for more than ten times, Mike was already dizzy. The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and Mike’s eyes were full of confusion.

“Autistic!”

“I’ll give you a lung!”

“Mike began to doubt his life!”

“He is still an international thief!”

“The rope sold by the unscrupulous merchant is not long enough!”

“I feel sorry for Mike for the third time, hahahaha, it seems that our China is not suitable for a top thief like him. Even a small thief 5.2 like Xiaojun can bully him so badly.……”

“……”

Laughter one after another!

Some audience members laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt!

Amidst the laughter, Xiaojun put the real jade back and took out the fake one instead. He was very proud of it and also sounded the alarm here, trying to trick Mike.

Mike quickly grabbed the rope

As a result, his body got stuck on the beam.

The camera gave another close-up. Mike’s eyes were hurt and even a little desperate, but the audience was completely laughing. Zhou Pingping almost choked on her saliva with laughter:”Oh my God, oh my God, how can Li Qi be so funny? I’m dying of laughter!”

Hold on!

Sun Mingyang wanted to laugh!

But he tried his best to hold it back!

But his emotions had been aroused, and finally Sun Mingyang couldn’t help it. Even though he tried hard to control his muscles, his mouth still made a series of”puffs”.”、”The sound of”Puff”


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