I Am A Snake, Teaching A Bunch Of Ghosts Is Very Reasonable

flowing water falls and flowers go to spring, heaven and earth.

unknowingly, two and a half years have passed.

Among the thousands of peaks, a boy in a short shirt climbs a cliff and crosses a stream, like a dexterous ape.

When the sun was rising, the boy came to the cave under Mount Buzhou.

although he rushed all the way from the town, the boy’s breathing was steady and long at the moment.

“Master, wake up, the sun is basking in the ass~”

the boy shouted into the groggy hole.

the click of friction floated out from the depths of the cave, and soon, a huge and hideous python head came into view.

golden candle-red inverted snake pupils, condescendingly looking down at the boy in front of him.

Zhu Jiuyin suddenly opened his blood basin and let out a big yawn.

“Your eyes are becoming more and more like your mother.”

Xiao Bu Dian has long grown up, and can now be called a teenager.

although the body is still thin and thin, the body is full of vigor and vitality of this age.

black hair is thick and his eyes are bright, like a small cheetah.

“It’s normal for a son to be like a mother, Master.”

Ah Fei smiled brightly, revealing a mouth full of snow-white teeth, “Master, it’s been two and a half years, the apprentice has a solid foundation, are you considering teaching me swordsmanship?” ”

“two and a half years?” So fast! ”

the red python’s head falls to the ground, basking in the sun.

inside the cave, the python’s tail in the shadow flicked gently.

swoosh.

In the sound of breaking through the air, a heavy iron sword like a door panel flew out of the cave, and with a bang, it was inserted in front of Ah Fei.

The great sword has no edge, the whole body is pitch black, as if it has been immersed in an ink tank for hundreds of years, and the sword body is shining with a slight red light.

Zhu Jiuyin said indifferently: “Xuantie epee, weighing more than one hundred and thirty catties, good apprentice, if you want to learn swordsmanship, first hold this sword flat for two hours.” ”

< p idx="23">“grunt~” Ah Fei’s throat squirmed and swallowed hard.

step forward two steps, holding the hilt of the epee with both hands.

Qifu Dantian, a low roar, and his arms jerked out.

Xuantie epee was pulled out, but the boy who used too much force stumbled back a few steps and fell to the ground.

grinning with rubble.

“Master, it doesn’t seem to be very heavy.”

“Uh-huh, you’re right.”

“Master, don’t underestimate the apprentice, the mountains of these two years have not been run for nothing.”

Fei held the hilt of his sword in his right hand and jerked the epee up.

the entire right arm is connected to the Xuantie epee, forming a straight line.

after ten seconds.

teenager gritted his teeth.

after one minute.

boy sweating profusely.

after two minutes.

unstoppable trembling of his right arm.

after five minutes.

the whole face is redder than a monkey’s butt.

seven minutes.

bang.

Xuan Tie epee landed on the ground and directly smashed a few stones.

The teenager at this moment is embarrassed, as if he had just been fished out of water.

wet hair sticking to the forehead, between the sideburns, and the short shirt is soaked.

panting.

“Master… Pain…… It hurts! ”

“The arm muscles are like fire!”

Fei squeezed his right arm, hissed, and gasped.

it really hurts.

the red python’s mouth hooked slightly, “Does the face hurt?” < p idx="53"> Ah Fei said shyly: “It hurts.” ”

“Three feet of ice, not a day’s cold.”

“Don’t worry, take your time.”

“Adapt to the weight of the Xuan Tie epee first.”

Fei nodded.

after resting for a while, he held the heavy sword in both hands, and slowly swung it one by one.

“Apprentice.”

“Master, what?”

“I have not been to the world for many years, what is the outside world like now?”

“Master, I once heard Mr. Qi say that the continent we are on is called Xian Gang.”

Ah Fei said while swinging his sword: “Xiangang Continent, ten countries are lined up, and a hundred schools of thought are contending. ”

“Ten countries, in fact, there must be dozens or hundreds of countries, but most of them are small countries with only a few states.”

“Northern Qi, Northern Jin, Great Zhou, Daqin, Dali, Baiyue, Dijong.”

“Daxia, Dashang, Wuqian.” These ten countries are the most powerful countries in the Xiangang Continent today. ”

“Between the nations, the canine teeth are intertwined, and attacks are frequent. When the behemoths collided with each other, hundreds of families were born, and a hundred countries and thousands of pettiao were born. ”

“Master, as for Buzhou Mountain, it is located in the southwestern boundary of Aquarius among the thirteen states of the Wei Kingdom.”

“This year is the twenty-ninth year of Wei Guowenjing.”

“Listen to Uncle Guo, Emperor Wenjing is terminally ill and has few days to live.”

Zhu Jiu vagina: “This is a temple, what about the rivers and lakes?” ”

“How is the martial arts realm of this continent divided?” Does the alchemist have the power to burn the sky and boil the sea? < p idx="73"> Ah Fei was stunned: “Master, what is a gas refiner?!” ”

“A Qi refiner is an immortal cultivator, a cultivator.”

“What is an immortal cultivator?” What is a monk? ”

“roll~”

“77”> “Okay.”

……

day thin.

the boy who wielded the Xuantie epee for a day returns to the town.

“Ah Fei, come over and eat a bowl of tofu.”

In front of a stall, Liu Cui’er, dressed in green, beckoned to the teenager.

“Here it comes.”

teenager happily ran to the tofu stall and took a seat.

white and tender tofu, crushed with chopsticks, sprinkled with some fine salt, drizzled with sesame oil, and garnished with chopped green onion and coriander.

Liu Cui’er handed a large bowl full of mixed tofu to the teenager.

teenager immediately gobbled up.

“Ah Fei, are you short of money?” Why do you always see you running deep into the mountains with a medicine basket on your back? ”

“Don’t say it’s to see Mr. Nancandle.”

“In the past two years, you have gone to dig up medicinal herbs, helped Uncle Guo deliver letters, and fished in the Taiping River.”

“Ah Fei, lack of money to tell my sister.”

Liu Cui’er said with worried eyes.

“Sister Cui’er, the reason why I run around the world all day is to save money and let Uncle Han from Wind Alley help me forge a sword.”

“Forge sword?!”

Liu Cui’er was stunned: “What do you want the sword for?” ”

boy put down his chopsticks, took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth.

said with a smile: “Sister Cui’er, I have decided that when I grow up, I will leave the town and go to the rivers and lakes.” ”

“sword and shadow, freshly clothed and angry horses.”

……

On the way home, Fei saw Grandpa Liu who was selling sugar gourds.

the bright red fruits covered in syrup and shining jade, just looking at it, people drool.

Ah Fei did not buy it.

not because of lack of money.

but never want to eat it again.

even if the teenager has never eaten it.

return to the loess courtyard in Wuyi Lane.

Fei first made a fire and boiled a pot of hot water.

then wash off the dust.

came to the main house, lit three incense sticks, and inserted them into the incense burner.

bowed to his mother’s spirit tablet.

“Mother, the eight hundred and ninety-seventh day since you left your son.”

“Today, Master officially taught me to practice swords. That Xuantie epee is really heavy, and his son’s arms are still trembling. ”

“Today, I ate a full bowl of mixed tofu, but I still didn’t give money, otherwise Sister Cui’er would have to chant the sutra with the monk again, and the bodhisattva wept.”

“Mother, Sister Cui’er has been really happy in the past six months, and she has never been happy, because she left Brother Shan to work outside.”

“Sister Cui’er doesn’t have to be beaten again.”

“Mother, when the child succeeds in his studies, when he returns from Brother Shan, I will immediately slaughter him.”

the setting sun spills into the house.

boy talks to himself to himself.

……

the next day.

early in the morning.

“Ah~”

, in the east wing of the small courtyard>, a ghost crying wolf howl suddenly sounded.

inside the house, on a wooden bed.

feeling the pinprick-like tingling pain coming from every inch of flesh and blood in his arms, Ah Fei’s face turned as white as paper.

“How can it hurt so much?”

as if being sawed by a saw.

“Hiss~”

gasping for air, Fei struggled to get dressed and went out the door.

……

half an hour later.

rising sun.

Ah Fei came to the only blacksmith shop in town located in Windswept Lane.

In the ventilated shop on all sides, black charcoal burns in the stove, and wisps of snuff smoke rise.

several shirtless and strong men are constantly picking up iron hammers and smashing them on the red iron bars.

billions of strands of Mars.

dark chamber is bright.

beads of hot sweat wrapped in charcoal ash streaked across the bodies of the men like cast iron and copper.

Ah Fei’s eyes are like copper bells, and he is envious.

“Hey, boy in Wuyi Lane, why do you have the leisure to come and see me strike the iron today?”

A stocky, bald-headed man walks out of the shop.

pull off the cloth draped around your neck and wipe off the sweat on your face.

< p idx="143">“Uncle Han…” “Presumptuous, who is your uncle?”

bald man glared angrily, like a violent tiger.

“Uh, Brother Han, I want to ask you to forge a sword for the kid me.”

“Hey, are there drawings?”

“Yes.”

Fei took out a folded boxy piece of rice paper from his sleeve, opened it and handed it over.

took the rice paper, and the bald man looked down.

“It’s a fart!”

“This sword?” It’s not even one hundredth of the thickness of Lao Tzu’s crotch. ”

bald man throws rice paper to the teenager.

“Say, little ladies, when will you get the sword?”

“First of all, the family is very busy these days, and there is no time to forge your embroidery needle.”

boy was curious: “Brother Han, what are you busy with?” ”

staring at the boy with a smile, “The Shu family is forging a peerless treasure knife, a dragon slaying knife~”

“Dragon Slaying

Knife?!”

the teenager muttered.

“There is so much nonsense, when to take the sword?”

“Uh, Brother Han, I don’t know this cost…”

bald head stretched out a big hand covered with calluses, “Tong Suo is not deceived, five hundred taels of snowflake pattern silver!” < p idx="163"> the boy also stretched out his little hand and gritted his teeth, “Five taels!” ”

“Hahaha!”

bald laughter was unbridled and contemptuous, shaking the blacksmith shop and falling ashes.

“Boy!”

laughter came to an abrupt end.

bald head glared viciously at the boy with a look of trepidation.

word by word.

“deal!”

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