I am not a thief

"Community, can enter, old community. Er! That is, you have to swipe your card into the corridor and wait for others to come out and go in. Others, nothing more! I can't knock on the door! Who else at home, I don't know, whether there is a camera, I don't know,.... "Qiu Dalong shakes his head and thinks hard, but after thinking for a long time, I really can't remember anything. Finally, cat waist picks up a bottle of new wine and looks at Hu Dafa dimly," what's the matter, do you still drink? "

"That's all you have to do. The rest of you don't care!" Hu Da turned white and looked at Qiu Dalong. He raised his hand and drank all the wine in his cup! Win or lose, why not drink! One has to be on the ground today! Either you or I! Tomorrow, we'll see who's boss! "

"Hey, OK, Dafa. I didn't expect that. Your small amount of wine is not bad! It's already two bottles. Stand up and have a look. Can you still get up? " Qiu Dalong stroked his tongue and said a simple paragraph two or three times. He finally made his meaning clear.

"Pa!" Hu Dafa pressed his hands on the corner of the table and sank into the Dantian. He shook his feet and fought with his legs. He stood up unsteadily. If he didn't have the support of his hands, it would be a bit difficult to stand up straight.

"Me! I can stand up! What about you? " Hu Dafa unknowingly stares at Qiu Dalong. He is usually kind-hearted and in a good mood. I don't know why. Today, he looks at Qiu Dalong with his cheeks bulging.

"Me! small token of kindly feelings! Well After a burp, Qiu Dalong, holding the table with one hand, also flickered up. As soon as he was halfway up, he sat back on the chair with a "Kua Cha"“ I didn't play well. Wait After another effort, Qiu Dalong finally stood up straight“ Well, I'm fine! You say, drink or not! Two more bottles, I'm fine! You say, how to drink it

After drinking two bottles of Erguotou, Hu Dafa's body has long been disobeyed. However, he has food in his stomach, the function of Haiwang golden bottle, and the protection of two bags of milk. His brain is still sober.

If you want to drink wine, you have to drink it. You can't waste all your efforts and win or lose. Now you don't drink it. The first two bottles are not for nothing. Besides, there are steamed bread, Haiwang golden bottle and two bags of milk! But the cost is not low! We must work hard to win Qiu Dalong.

However, it can't be drunk as before. Two more bottles for each person, it's really necessary to go to the hospital for gastric lavage“ I think you're almost done. Let's drink one bottle each, and then stand up and try. If you can still drink, then... Go on! " Hu Dafa shook his head and tried to avoid alcohol rushing into his brain, which completely dazzled his sober mind.

"Yes! Well Qiu Dalong blinked his eyes and calculated to himself, but his brain really didn't know where to go. It was absolutely impossible to come up with some ideas“ OK, listen to you! Keep drinking

"Bang!" Two times, Qiu Dalong and Hu Dafa sat on their own chairs.

"I think it's almost done! It's a draw! " On the wine table, Qiu Biao was the only one who was sober. In order to avoid hurting his body, he began to muddle.

"Yes! I can't. I've bought so much wine. I have to drink it again. I'll take him down! " Hu Dafa shook his head and said vaguely. He bent over to pick up a bottle of wine and began to pour it for himself.

"Blow! Blow! Cows have to be weaned! You still put me, ER! Take it! Dream! Ha ha Brain is not in the body, mouth is still, or how to drink ah! Men, sex can not be soft, drinking can not be soft, because this is related to the "dignity" of men.

"Well, today, I'd like to see who's bragging! I'm going to the bathroom! " Hu Dafa pointed to Qiu Biao, "help me.". Turning and pointing at Qiu Dalong, "you, don't be slippery. Don't vomit when I come back! I can smell it

"You just throw up! What a pity to throw up such a good wine

Qiu Biao helped Hu Dafa and went to the bathroom in a flash“ Dafa, almost! Don't drink any more. Look at my brother. His face is red. If you look in the mirror again, you will catch up with Guan Gong. Maybe another day, I'll talk to my father and let him talk to my brother. In the future, we'll listen to you about things outside! "

"Yes! Biaozi, I've thought about what you said. No way! Qiu Dalong is not like that! He doesn't listen to reason, he just obeys! Whoever has a thick elbow will listen to him! If you want him to be obedient, you have to conquer him Hu Dafa said as he was urinating, almost peeing his pants.

"Alas Qiu Biao sighed, "I didn't expect that you could drink so much! I don't show it at ordinary times. It's hidden deep enough! "

Hu Dafa thought in his heart, if there were no those three magic weapons, I would have gone under the table! The first half is over. Look at the way Qiu Dalong drinks. In the second half, you can play a trick.

When I come back to see Qiu Dalong again, I feel like I'm going to go to sleep, with a smile on my face and a smile on my face.

"Hey! Get up and keep drinking Hu Dafa didn't dare to shoot Qiu Dalong. In case of a somersault, he would cheat.

"Are you urinating? Or gastric lavage? After such a long time, I thought you gave up! " Qiu Dalong opened his bleary eyes, wiped his mouth with saliva, picked up his glass, stretched his arm forward, and sprinkled half a glass of wine directly.

"Ah, big dragon, you're a fool! You see, but it's starting to spill wine! If you can't drink it, just give up! Call me boss tomorrow. If you can't drink it, don't waste it

"Who can't drink? make fun of! The hand shakes a bit, this also calculate? Have you not spilled wine? " Qiu Dalong was a little embarrassed. He yelled at Qiu Biao beside him, "fill me up with your wine. You still don't agree. I'll drink you under the table!"

Qiu Biao quickly pressed Qiu Dalong's wine glass, "you put it down! I'll pour it for you

"Come on, do it! Don't do it again Hu Dafa's heart is not drunk, and he is still using the method of agitation. He looks at Qiu Dalong's head down and drinks with his lips on the wine cup. He can't help laughing. He takes this opportunity to hold up the wine cup and raises his neck. Most of the cup goes into his belly and the small one flows down his neck into his underwear. What a cool stimulation!

After the third bottle, we can basically tell the outcome. Qiu Dalong is already drunk, and his words are not clear. Hu Dafa is no better, but in this bottle of wine, he really drank at least one less glass of wine by using his dexterity. Don't look down on it, that's two or two!