I am not a thief

Little wine is good, big wine is bad! For this reason, there is no reason to give up. For Hu Dafa, we must make persistent efforts to pursue success*** They all taught us that it is better to chase after the poor and not to sell your name to learn from the overlord. If there is love in heaven, heaven is old. The right way in the world is vicissitudes.

"You! Can you still stand up? " Hu Dafa said vaguely.

"No, I - no problem!" Qiu Dalong laughed senselessly, "you kid play with me, you, let me stand up, I fall, you win! Ha ha, you want to be beautiful! You and I, stand up together! Let's see who gets up first

Unexpectedly, the drunk's brain is very clear, especially in the matter of drinking. It's not stupid at all. On the contrary, the more he drinks, the smarter he becomes.

"Good! I'll count to one two three Hu Dafa stretched out his fingers and read the numbers. After three days, both of them were brewing at the table. For example, patients who had finished lower limb surgery, installed prosthetic legs, or recovered from hemiplegia for three months had forgotten the taste of standing and walking. They wanted to stand, were afraid of falling, and could not stand.

Finally, the two stood up almost at the same time, which took half a minute. After standing up, Hu Dafa already felt dizzy and his body was not his own. He pressed hard on the feeling of ecstasy, but it had no effect at all.

Which is the front and back, which is the door and window, which is the gold mine and silver mine, which is the Qiu brothers, they have already fainted. Just like when you first enter the disco and look at the dazzling neon lights, you are not used to the whirling feeling. If you stare at the lights carefully, there will be only one consequence, that is, spit!

Hu Dafa now feels the same way. If he doesn't sit down, he can't hide the wine and food in his stomach. After drinking so much wine for the first time in my life, I really don't know if my liver and stomach will protest. Is this pinjiu? This is how two men fight with their health!

"Quack Two people at the same time withered in their chair, if the chair does not have a back, it is possible to divide the outcome, two people will fall to the ground and kiss the motherland.

"Have a rest!" Qiu Biao timely handed over cigarettes, watching two brothers gambling wine, is really soul stirring, but dare not leave without permission, in case which reaction is fierce, really have to rush to the hospital!

Wine is a good thing. When you're in a good mood, it's a good thing to have a little wine and have a pleasant communication with friends. But it's better to drink less wine. It's not uncommon to see the sad things on the table, the injury and trouble caused by drinking, and even the death of a lifetime. The originally pleasant atmosphere is completely disrupted by alcohol, and the later life must be its own!

"Big dragon! Do you give up? " We have to continue to motivate, whether it's Sun Tzu's art of war or the thirty-six stratagems, to deal with Qiu Dalong is to motivate the general to use it well. Hu Dafa finally found his mouth, put the cigarette into his lips and took a sip.

"Lose, you have to call me uncle! My uncle, it's impossible! " Qiu Dalong finds that he can't take the wine from the cat's waist at will, because if he goes down the cat's waist again, it's really possible that his mouth can't stop the alcohol in his stomach“ Biaozi, take the wine! Keep drinking

"Still drinking! Three bottles for each! Or that's it! Is it a draw? Find something else to compare in the future! I'm afraid of the wine Qiu Biao looked at the two brothers, and their faces were the same color as pig liver. He was really worried that they were both friends and brothers. For whom to speak better in the future, it was a real contest!

But this method is not worth promoting! The final result is that the winery is most happy!

"Drink!"

"Drink!" Two people answer with one voice! Cigarette butts throw away, take over Qiu Biao handed over the bottle, almost directly throw out, the bottle on the table for a while, just find how to make the bottle stand firm.

Taking advantage of his strength, Hu Dafa stole most of the wine under the cover of his drunkenness. When he saw Qiu Dalong again, he was already unconscious on the table!

"Drink, go on... Drink!" The voice was fading away, and finally I couldn't hear it!

"Drink! Drink a fart! You sit up straight! I won Hu Da danced his arms and made a victory, but he found that his brain could not control the actions of all parts of his body, and his brain turned more and more slowly. Finally, with Qiu Dalong paralyzed, he lay on the chair.

"Brother! Are you all right? " Lie down for ten minutes, Qiu Biao feel not very good, for fear of drink accident! He got close to Qiu Dalong and gave him a push, but there was no push. But I heard the sound of snoring!

It's so relaxing to drink and sleep! But others worry about you!

"Dafa, are you ok? Why don't you go to my room and get some sleep! "

"Nothing! I'll just lie down for a while! " Hu Dafa changed his posture and continued to dream!

"Yes! Call me if you feel uncomfortable Qiu Biao himself drank a lot, thinking about how to serve two people. After thinking for a long time, he stood up, took out the tea, made a large pot of strong tea and hung it there.

If you hurt the enemy by one thousand, you will lose eight hundred. If you gamble on wine, there will be no winner.

I don't know how long I've been lying down. When I feel uncomfortable, Hu Dafa wakes up in a daze. He looks across the table and finds that Qiu Dalong is no longer there. After looking for him for a long time, he sees the Dionysus lying on the sofa next to him, sleeping soundly. Such a heavy man, I really don't know how Qiu Biao moved him.

Find Qiu Biao again, not in this house, think it is to go back to his house to sleep! I raised my hand and looked at my mobile phone. It was already past twelve o'clock, and it showed several missed calls. It turned out that all of them were from sister Hua.

What's sister Hua looking for? Is there anything important? After drinking two bowls of strong tea, the anxiety in my heart slowly sinks. I really want to drink a thermos of water all at once, so as to quench my thirst.

Hu Dafa glanced at Qiu Dalong. He wanted to add some more hot water to the teapot, but the cat was too busy to control her balance after two rounds. Forget it!

After sitting for a few minutes, Hu Dafa finally decided that it was better to go back to his home. He drank too much wine today. I really don't know if he will spit it out. Spit in the outside, fortunately say, after all, Qiu Dalong don't know, have Qiu Biao proof, he is the last winner. If you spit in his house, it's hard to say. If you get caught in his pigtail, you won't admit it afterwards.

After thinking about it for a long time, Hu Dafa still wanted to go. He supported the table with both hands and clasped his feet tightly on the ground. After mastering the absolute balance, he slowly stood up. It turns out that standing can be so troublesome. Friends who can stand and walk upright should cherish it!