I am not a thief

"Sun Tzu has said that when we go to war, who can make our brains work? He is too stupid! Isn't it just about finding a sheep on the street and killing them to eat meat? Otherwise, others say that the current situation is like this: there are too many fools and there are not enough swindlers! "

"No more. Let him compensate 100000 yuan. It's easy! He has to pay quickly. Why are you lying in the hospital, waiting for money to cure, right! Even if it's a lawsuit, the judge has to judge it quickly. What's more, there must be a lot of condemnation and public opinion pressure on them who want to run and escape after bumping into people! You don't have to talk! We have to make full use of this advantage, increase publicity, absolutely not polite

"I also heard that there are" Gunners "out there who specialize in this job. Whether it's compiling news, hyping news, helping propaganda, reversing black and white, or telling lies with open eyes, it's just a bunch of people who make things up. Give them some money and we'll do everything. If we don't do it in place, it's just that the money is not in place. As long as we have enough money, we don't have to do it. It's said that they also know the TV station. They go on TV directly! "

"At that time, we don't have to do anything. Just pretend to be pathetic. You are so old. When you go to the TV station and cry again, how many people will accompany you to wipe your tears! Let's not say anything else. Let's just ask for help! Those "Gunners" will do it by themselves, such as wechat donation, QQ money pulling, TV publicity, and announcement of donation accounts. At that time, the money will not flow into our pockets! If you think about it, the people of the whole country, how many people, each of whom gives you a cent, we can use it for several generations. We can give them some commission in the future. It's a win-win situation! "

"You, one job will solve the problem of providing for the aged in the next ten or even twenty years! In addition to providing for the aged, he has to take care of your death! You are still a chronic disease. You may have another attack one day. We have to find him! He has to come to see you regularly, buy some fresh and dry fruits, food and drink, rice, noodles, cereals and oils, and leave us some money. He has to buy some of what he lacks. What else can we worry about? "

"If we're in a good mood and call him once a year, we'll be worthy of him; If he's not honest, we'll pick him up once a half month. Today I feel dizzy, tomorrow I feel sick, and the day after tomorrow I feel constipated. Dare he not come? It is estimated that his parents, his mother-in-law and his father-in-law are not so diligent. You, ah, just recognize a filial son and daughter. If one is not enough, let's find more places to make sure that someone comes to see you every month, and it's not lonely to stay at home? "

"You think that one person can earn 100000 yuan. If we don't come here more, we can do it one month, and the task of a year is 12 people. That's also an annual salary of 1.2 million! You are not white-collar, gold collar, directly into the middle class! When you are in a good mood, you can eat and drink anything. When you are in a bad mood, you can call some dry sons and dry daughters to sing, dance and tell jokes for you. You said, can I ask you to pay me back? You are my gold Lord! It's too late for me to honor you! "

Hu Dafa was so eloquent that he even talked and illustrated. He integrated the harvest of three months' travel into the matter of "lying at work". Lao Liu was speechless and dumbfounded.

"Dafa, are you still Hu Dafa?" Lao Liu raised his forehead, frowned like a reptile, and looked at Hu Dafa with his eyes straight.

"Yes! Master, I'm here? What's the matter? Do you think there are any loopholes in our plan? It's OK. Let's do it first. If we have problems, let's adjust it at any time! Cross the river by feeling the stones, and work and change as you go. " Hu Dafa was full of bad water and thought happily, but his face was as serious as signing a house loan contract with a bank, issuing an invoice for property personnel, signing an agreement with the head of state, couples going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, couples going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce certificate, and Yang Bailao signing a deed of sale.

Lao Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Hu Dafa. "Is this what you think of during your three-month tour?" Pause for a moment, began to ask, "I ask you, is this work easy?"

"How easy! It's very simple, without any technical content. It's easy to find a busy and crowded place in our big city! In addition, those passers-by, are two or five eyes! In the eyes of our teachers and disciples, that's the white melon and the club

"You think! Today's young people, walking, riding, waiting for the bus, commuting, eating, working, even going to the toilet and wiping their buttocks with toilet paper, don't they have to carry a mobile phone? At least one hand with the phone. Whose head and eyes are not in the mobile phone! No matter whether he is playing games, surfing the Internet, chatting, listening to music, reading novels, contacting work, or picking up girls, asking for dinner, reporting to his wife, or shirking his work from the leaders, it's still the mobile phone that keeps hands on, the eyes that keep hands on, who can still see the way! "

"Let's just look for someone like this. He's careless and distracted, so we can deal with him directly. We don't take his wallet. Instead, we take people directly and take him. His wallet will always be open to us. Even he himself has to work for us all his life. He'll make you stumble and make him regret his whole life and compensate him! It's bad luck for their family. Let him walk without looking

"He earned money, not like before. He bought flowers, gifts, clothes, cosmetics and big meals for his daughter-in-law, milk powder, diapers and toys for his children; In the future, we have to give it to us first. Let's take half of the rest, and then he will show his filial respect to his daughter-in-law! " Hu Dafa began to explain one by one.

"Yes! with reason! I'm careless, I don't have long eyes and I'm not careful. No wonder we are! It seems that there is some truth in it Lao Liu narrowed his eyes, nodded his head and continued to ask, "what's the matter with the shooter? Isn't it radar? Mosquito repellent? Besides, are they really that helpful? Give me some money to work? Can it be hyped? "

"No! Master, you haven't been in the society for many years. You can't look at what the outside world looks like now with the same old eyes as ten years ago! Now these people have only one word in their eyes, that is "money", two words, that is "making money", and three words, that is "making big money". If you don't earn money, you'd rather die! No one is moral, no one is reasonable, no one has a good heart