I am not a thief

"People will say, can't you thank me for helping you so much? I don't need you to bow, kowtow and say good things to me. I don't want to be in the newspaper or on TV. I just want money. If you can do it, I'll help you. If you can't give me cash in return, why should I care about you? Shall I go and have a rest? How about watching, eating watermelon and making soy sauce? If I don't make trouble for you, I'll be worthy of you! "

"So, in the end, it's not about who is reasonable, but who can afford the money, who has the money, who is reasonable, who has the right to speak, who can occupy the moral highland, and who can win the final victory. If you don't have money, you should be careful. Don't take your cell phone when you go out. What are you looking at? Watch your cell phone when you walk? If you want to see it, go back to your Kang and hold your daughter-in-law to see it slowly! She looks at her, you look at you, and no one bothers anyone! Later, when you go out, you will have a long memory, raise your legs high and walk lightly. If you see clearly, you will walk again. Otherwise, you will be doomed. Step by step, there are pits all over the place

"In the past, we used to say that if we get more help, if we don't get more help, now we're not. If we have more money, we're not lucky. Or we are all bent on making money now, small money is despised, who all think of the 400 million project! As for morality, it has been abandoned for many years

"Oh! That makes sense Lao Liu nodded and was educated by his apprentice. He was convinced, "what, can they still let us go on TV? Still have to cry a nose, this, a little difficult ah! I'm so old. I have to cry in front of so many people! Is it a bit of a shame? "

"Shame, what are you afraid of! With money, I'm afraid of that! I ask you, are you afraid of being recognized? Want to save face? How much is face worth? You give me ten yuan face, you have, can you sell it to me, can I stick it to my face? What's the use of sticking it on your face? Can you be an actor? Do this thing, can't think of face, we don't want face! I want money

"Besides, it's not difficult to cry twice! There are directors on TV. They will tempt you to cry and say something sad. They think of their family, their pain, unhappiness and unfair treatment, their wife's divorce and their mother's remarriage! In short, people have a way, sensational chant! I can't. I'll give you some eyedrops and a few drops. Then there will be a lot of flow! "

"Besides, being on TV is also for making more money. No, more money. So many people watch TV, so many people pay attention to you, what a good opportunity to win sympathy! Cry, give 100000, don't cry, give 10000, charge this price, who don't cry! It's a fool to have fun! If you can't cry, let them give you some technical treatment. When it's time to cry, according to my eyes, I have tears and want to cry. I call at any time. Go back to drink a bottle of mineral water and make it up. There are so many people who want to be doubles in this job

"You mean you have to lose face when you do this job!" Old Liu blinked at Hu Dafa.

"No! In doing this job, we should not only lose face, but also face and heart. Conscience! What's more, who has to put his conscience in his stomach and put it in the middle! make fun of. With money, let's go and buy a pure gold inlaid diamond! Who wants that meat! " Hu Dafa smiles a little, hoping to make up such a big, bitter joke and make Lao Liu happy for a few days. At least the more you think about it, the more Coke you have!

"Well, it's a good plan! There's a double in this? Is there anyone else crying for you? " Lao Liu has a lot of problems.

"Yes, there are any doubles, acting! There are literary, martial, back, side, dance, danger, bed, bath and bare body. Only you can't imagine, no one else can! You can rest assured of everything! Your task now is to take good care of your health and leave behind some old problems. When you get out of the hospital, we are still useful! "

"What about the bed? What's this for? "

"Bed for, it's estimated that when there's a bed play, I'll do it for you! It doesn't matter if actors are ordinary, like, or most of them. They are mainly actresses. They are picky. They dislike that actors have bad breath and body odor. They can't get out of bed. Their combat effectiveness is too low and their acting skills are poor. Just pick a reason! Now, in movies and TV series, actors really can't play anything. After a long period of doubles, robots will be used directly. What do you want actors to do! Some movies are full screen cartoons, and real people are supporting actors. " Hu dafahu explained.

"What if I can't catch that man? When I yell, people want to run. What should I do? I can't catch up with him even though I'm a bone Lao Liu's last question came.

"Master! I'm here! Who am I? We are masters and apprentices! I can put you alone there to work! I also have to watch, at least with my mobile phone, I have to take pictures! This is evidence! If he wants to run, don't move. I'll go after him! Let's have a half marathon first. I don't believe he can run me! "

"Besides, running doesn't make him feel guilty? If there is a problem, he will run! When the police come, they have to ask him, what are you running for? He didn't do it. What's going on? something the matter! This time, we don't have to find witnesses. The police have to help us talk. At the beginning, if he really wanted to do good, he would not run. He had to drill our traps and jump our holes; If he didn't want to do it, or didn't have the courage to help you, he would have to turn off his mobile phone and put it in his pocket, far away from you, take a detour! You're working in Wangfujing. He wants to take a detour by Xidan. "

"Don't worry, people are so stupid now! He won't find out if there is a camera nearby before he helps you up! He won't pull a few people who don't know each other to do it together, and testify to each other! He doesn't care. Call the police and ambulance first! Their brains are all in their mobile phones. They don't have time to think about it! "

"If you want to prevent our situation, avoid our pit and avoid this routine, it's impossible without a master's degree in sociology. It has to be the Sociology Department of social university, those students from Tsinghua University and Peking University, who can't learn these things! They're all nerds. There is no teacher to tell them this! Teachers don't understand it, not to mention professors, to see our pit, the results are the same! Jump in one by one

"What if they don't even care about me? I'll have to lie down all day? " Lao Liu is a little worried about his physical strength and whether he can accomplish this arduous task.