I am not a thief

"I believe in heaven and earth, and I can't believe your men's broken words. Except for talking nonsense, hooking up with little girls and selling their mouths, no one is serious. Before drinking, you are Chinese. After drinking, China is yours! This can not be, that dangerous, you are not equal to women! Next life we change, you do female, I when the man, I look for you, let you see how I when the man

"Ah! All right! What are you doing to cheer me up? Or to stimulate me? What about me? I tell you, I don't care! " Hu Dafa was worried by Liu yun'er, but his mouth was still like that. He wanted to see what Liu yun'er would do.

"Hey! You... "Liu yun'er opened her eyes, pointed to Hu Dafa, and stood up directly," are you a man? "

"Ha ha! Yes, I don't believe it. Why don't you try it sometime? " Hu Dafa ignores Liu yun'er's anger and glances at the angry and pale beauty.

"I'll smoke you first!" Liu yun'er is in a hurry. She picks up her own bag and hits Hu Dafa“ You are so angry with me! I'll kill you first

"No! You abandoned me, sister Hua is looking for you! Don't fight. Look, your enemy has come out! " Hu Dafa grabs Liu yun'er's tender hand, hugs the excited woman and points out the window.

Sure enough, the old horse had enough to eat and drink. Shi Shi ran was sent out by two men. As he walked, he said something. His official accent was full of flavor, and his fingers poked. Everywhere, he reflected his own quality and noble identity. He had the power in his hand, holding the "chapter"! I can't just cover it for you. Eating and drinking is gentle, and there should be deeper contact. Otherwise, how can a family live abroad?

"What shall we do! Just you, delay. If you don't scrap him today, I will scrap you! Believe it or not With that, Liu yun'er started agricultural operation directly on Hu Dafa's arm. Her two fingers stirred hard, picked up the skin and meat, and turned 360 degrees. In an instant, she became red.

"Oh, my daughter-in-law! It hurts Hu Dafa quickly dodged and touched the wound with his hand. You can't get back at your enemy. Take it out on me? You need to practice nine Yin white bone claw“ I'm trying to find a way! Can you wait? Take a look first, calm down! You are so cruel. How can you tell sister Hua when you go home at night? "

"I don't care, you must think of a way, otherwise, you can't go home, can't enter the door!" Liu Yun son is almost gnash teeth of say, the eye is good, the eyeball of stare at outside.

"Gone!" Hu Dafa grabs Liu yun'er's delicate waist and snatches her out like a kidnapping. He walks past the bar and throws down a hundred yuan note. He goes out of the door without looking back. It's as refreshing as if the money is not his own.

As Hu Dafa walked, his eyes were still on the old horse. Two men took the old horse to the car. One left and the other right said goodbye. The one on the right helped to pay the parking fee. The man on the left kept talking to the old horse. Finally, he took a paper bag out of his schoolbag and stuffed it into the old horse's window.

Ouch! And dry goods! It's a pity that I didn't bring a camera. If I take a picture, I will go to the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection! At least you don't know.

However, how to revenge on the old horse! The aunt around me is not a vegetarian. If I don't give you an explanation today, I will be twisted by her and I can't even go back home at night. If I tell sister Hua and nag me all night, I will become a water army.

"Get in the car! Catch up first Hu Dafa pulled Liu yun'er into his car and handed him five yuan out of the window. He watched the old horse move the car out of the library and said casually: "don't look for it!" A wheel, straight out of the parking space.

"Don't change it. You're still three yuan short? What am I looking for! You stop for me The parking toll collector was in a hurry. He pushed his bicycle to catch up with him and directly blocked in front of Hu Dafa's car! What's the matter? It's fake and generous! The parking fee is eight yuan. Do you need change for the five yuan“ Don't go, you don't have enough money! "

"Oh, what a trouble!" Liu yun'er angrily picked up a ten yuan note from the car, turned it sideways, crossed over from Hu Da, rubbed it into a paper ball and threw it out“ Catch it He turned around and issued an order to Hu da! Don't lose it

"Ah! Elder sister, that money is mine Hu Dafa looked at Liu yun'er as he shifted gears and gave oil. "You're very generous with my money! The parking fee is eight yuan. We've given it 15 yuan. We've lost it! He should have given me the change! "

"Dafa, can you do it! At this time, what's the matter? Hurry to chase. If you lose it, I'll ask you! " Liu yun'er's eyebrows stand down and her apricot eyes are wide open.

"Alas! It's a good order Hu Dafa looked at the car in front of him, and his brain kept turning“ Yuner, did you see that just now? The man threw a bag of things into the old carriage! What do you think it is? "

"Nonsense! Money! Can you throw down some food and drink and go home for a second meal? Are you stupid or am I stupid! It's useless to clean up. Catch up with him and beat him first! " Liu yun'er is not idle in her hands. If it is not for Hu Dafa's hands holding the steering wheel, she really wants to continue to pinch a few. The small fist clenched tightly, the whole body strength all pinches in the hand, today had to arrive at this tone.

"I'll make a call!" In the evening of early summer, all the people who have nothing to do come out to go shopping. There are many cars and people, which shows the bustle of big cities. Nightlife begins.

"To whom, to Qiu Dalong?"

"Hello! Sister Ling, are you busy? Is the yellow hair and glasses there Hu Dafa holds the steering wheel while holding the phone. He keeps following Lao Ma's car.

"I'll send you a seat. Now, let them come to me right away! They have something to do! yes! Now Hu Dafa kept operating his mobile phone with one hand and sent out his position. According to the current speed, at least three intersections ahead of time! Traffic jam, keep blocking! After selling so many cars, they are all on the street. There is no easy way to go. Who's to blame?

Fortunately, it's not far from his restaurant. Ten minutes later, Huang Mao came out of an intersection on his motorcycle with glasses. He stopped at the intersection and was looking around for Hu Dafa.

"Yun'er, say hello to that boy!" Hu Dafa pointed to the two children outside the car window.

"Ah? Is this your little brother? Isn't this a student? You are bad enough to accept students to do bad things! " Liu yun'er glanced at the two people, rolled down the window and waved to the two children.