I am not a thief

"Ah! Huang Mao, you see, there are beauties greeting us! Have an affair tonight Glasses wearing glasses eyes is not good, only see the beauty, did not see who is sitting next to.

"You are stupid! I didn't see the boss sitting next to me! You want to kill me! What kind of eyes? If I listen to you, I'll have another hooligan whistle, and the boss won't kill me! " Huang Mao's eyes are pretty good. He puts on his glasses and rides a motorcycle“ Boss, sister-in-law, sister-in-law Smiling and greeting.

"Oh, how lovely!" Liu yun'er is called sister-in-law. She forgets her hatred and smiles with her little mouth covered.

"What about sister-in-law? I'll let you two sweep the streets. Bullshit! Call me sister Hu Dafa glared at Huang Mao and said that he was not angry.

"Oh! Hello, sister Huang Mao quickly changed his tongue, nodded his head and showed his teeth.

"What are you doing? Scare other people's children again! Call what you like! Do you know? " Liu yun'er covers her little mouth beside her and laughs.

"Boss, tell us something! I'll take care of it in minutes! Whose bag is my favorite? I'll do it. Don't worry! Glasses don't work. We should call the fat man over. We have a tacit understanding. But this time, I'll do it by myself, no problem! " Huang Mao's all embracing promise is wrong.

I'll go. Is there any volunteers here? If I like whose bag, I'll use you two? This IQ, or lack of practice! Hu Dafa flattened his mouth and gave a white yellow look.

"Yellow hair, glasses, have you ever played with pulling the door?" Forget it. Let's skip our business and get to the point.

"Pull the door?" The glasses widened their eyes and didn't understand.

"And you?" Hu Dafa looked at Huang Mao and asked.

"I've heard of it, but I haven't! It's interesting to hear! Boss, there's a goal! " Huang Mao thought in his own impression.

"You two put the car aside and get in my car!" Hu Dafa raised his head and gave an order.

"Good!" The young man is nimble. He parks his car on the side of the road and gets into Hu Dafa's car in the traffic jam.

"Boss, tell me what to do? It's up to you! "

"See the four laps?" Hu Da raised his chin and pointed to the Audi in front of the four cars. "Glasses, you can go to the left side of the car and try to trick the driver down or let him off. As for the method, I don't care. Huang Mao, listen carefully. You are on the right side of the car, followed by the driver. As long as the driver gets off the car, you will open the door on the right side. Everything in the co driver's seat is the same. Move it back to me. Remember, don't run to my car and drill into the alley. Do you understand? "

"When you turn this corner, you two should cooperate with each other. As long as he gets off the bus, Huang Mao can move. Be steady and don't worry. The point is time and cooperation, OK? As long as the driver gets out of the car, the task will be completed. If you run your glasses, you don't have to worry about others. If you run your yellow hair, you don't have to worry about your glasses. Each one performs his own duties. Drill the Hutong, go around twice, and then find a place to meet you. "

"There are several hats and gloves on the back seat. Choose one of them. Put on some of them and watch the cameras on the street. Pay attention to whether there are policemen. After you watch them, you can start again, OK? If anything goes wrong, don't worry about the back. Run! Run to a safe place and contact again! Are you clear? " Hu Dafa is still like that, taking care of everything. It's not a film. It can't be done once. After "click", it's done again. There's plenty of film and a lot of group performances. There is only one chance for this kind of thing. If you fail, you have to run! If you can't run away, you have to be beaten!

"Oh! Is this the beginning of work? " Glasses confused asked, is he from now on is a member of the gang? This is the registration form! However, I really did not want to do this in my heart! Now, it's really hard to ride a tiger.

"I understand! Don't worry, you! It's getting dark, no problem glasses, go Huang Mao patted his chest, opened the door, pushed his glasses out of the car. While discussing, we quickly catch up with Audi in front.

"These two children, will you?" Liu yun'er is a little worried. If Hu Dafa and Qiu Dalong do this, it's really nothing. But these two are really students. Can they do it?

"Try it!" While driving, Hu Dafa carefully observed the movements of the two men. Let people get off the bus. It's easy to say. What's the way to do it! They are not puppets. Will they listen to you as you want? In case of a heavy butt, it just doesn't move. What do you do?

"Hum!" Hu Dafa grinned and looked ahead with a smile. In early summer and evening, it's just the right time to say whether it's hot or cold, whether the air conditioner is on, and open the window to change the air.

"What's the matter?" Liu yun'er squints at the front.

The glasses lit a cigarette and puffed it in their mouth. They had already approached Audi from the left side. They held the cigarette butt with their fingertips and aimed at the half of the rolled down window. They flicked the cigarette butt with their fingers. The idea was to flick it into someone else's car. However, they had no power in their hands, and the cigarette butt was light. They didn't control the fire properly, so they went straight out and left someone else's car, Half a meter away!

"Waste!" From afar, Hu Dafa could still hear Huang Mao's yelling and swearing. He was also a little nervous. After all, he was a child. He had never done this before. He was ready to give some advice. It's hard to say if it can be done.

The glasses couldn't hang on his face. He was urged by Huang Mao. He lowered his head and cat's waist, picked up half a brick from the side of the road, and rushed to it by air tamping. With a sound of "pa", he patted down the window of the rear seat on the left side of Audi. It was as if he had used all the strength that Huang Mao had given him to smash the window, This window must be renewed.

"Hey, what are you doing, grandson! Are you crazy! Stop Lao Ma has a high quality. He just calls out the name of an ancient militarist, and there is no dirty word in his mouth. He is much better than a villain. He will never say hello to his mother, wife, uncle, father-in-law, sister-in-law and other relatives. He will never say the words of men's and women's body organs in public.

When the glasses smashed the window, he lowered the brim of his hat with his left hand and half a brick with his right hand. He jumped three feet high and smashed the outstanding brick on the ceiling of the Audi car. He pressed the brick hard and scratched the black paint on the car. In an instant, he was scratched three or four times. His bright car body broke its appearance, It's like a beautiful woman who meets a garbage plastic surgeon. Instead of becoming beautiful, she becomes ugly and becomes a witch!