I am not a thief

"Hu Dafa, you coward, you counsellor, are you a man? You will take care of women. You can't be hard hearted, rush over and slap her. I can thank you, too. Look at you! Soft Liu yun'er is forced to enter the house. She still has more than enough. After scolding Hu Dafa, she turns her face and charges against the security door of her home for the last time. Two feet separated two times and kicked hard on the iron door of their own house.

"You told your man to wash up and wait in bed! Tomorrow I'll take him away, you, wait for the divorce agreement... Wuwu! " As a last resort, Hu Dafa covers Liu yun'er's mouth.

"You coquettish fox spirit, stinky shameless..." the door continued to call curse.

"Hu Dafa, can you rush like a man! You're so stupid! I'm so angry. If you don't go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, how can you clean up your own people! Who did you learn from? " Liu yun'er is dragged into the inner room. Her mouth is still on, and she is still nagging at all the people around her, except her best friend sister Hua.

"I'm so angry! I'm so angry Liu yun'er is not easy to be controlled by two people, still can't suppress anger, three minutes later, still have the spare force to jump three feet high, pointing to the sky and scolding the ground.

"Take a break, drink some water, moisten your throat, and then go to the second half after enough rest, OK?" Hu Dafa kind-hearted pull a fight, but he was scolded face red, if sister Hua is not, really may use his extreme means, first to find two pairs of socks, plug Liu yun'er's mouth. Why do I have to kill the enemy in the battlefield? I'll go and liberate the Diaoyu Islands!

"You! Sister Hua, look at Hu Dafa! What kind of person does not help me, but always helps outsiders? Why are you so timid? You, you are not a man Liu yun'er looks aggrieved and pulls the flower elder sister who hasn't spoken all the time. Her eyes are full of tears and she looks at Hu Dafa hard. If no one, really want to scratch him a few, at least let him remember, the woman who lost her mind, how terrible.

How about so many people! Women are not rational, rational, are men. An angry woman is like a tiger that wants to eat people. It's not as fierce as a tiger, but it's absolutely not bad in momentum. It's better to stay away from it and keep away from it.

However, it's not good not to be near. I have to go home, too! Hu Dafa looked bitter and glared at her sister Hua. Alas! In order to get along with each other, we have to endure. It's hard to be good for the neighborhood!

"Yun'er, tell me what happened? What's the matter? I'm so angry! You don't have to sing at night because you're not afraid of crying out loud The flower elder sister good intention persuades.

"Sister Hua, you don't know!" After a long time, Liu yun'er finally got some sense back in her body“ A few days ago, I saw a dress on the Internet! I placed an order. It was delivered by express today. At that time, I was not at home, so I let him put it at the door! It's not like I haven't been here before. I've done it before. It's all right. Hey! I didn't expect that I lost it in 20 minutes! You said... "Just now, Liu yun'er began to grind her teeth again, and her eyes were staring at Hu Dafa, as if her clothes had been taken away by Hu Dafa.

"Sister, I didn't take your clothes. I'm a man. I can't wear your clothes either." Hu Dafa understood Liu yun'er's expression and explained it in a low voice.

"I know you didn't! It's the fat woman across the door! No, it was stolen! " Liu yun'er just stopped for a while, her mood was enraged by Hu Dafa's expression again, "no, I can't finish with her! Sister Hua, don't stop me. I'll go to her house and search for her. She must have stolen it! "

"Yun'er, you lost your express. Find the express company! It's not easy to find others and say that they are thieves! " Hu Dafa is very sensitive to these two words, but Liu yun'er comes with her mouth open and has no scruples at all.

"That's her! It must be true Liu yun'er was dragged by Hua Jie, but she didn't rush out again, but she still said, "first of all, this express company, alas! It's not that I don't know him. I usually think he's not bad, but this time, I'm the one who suffered the loss! After all, he didn't give it to me! Alas, the attitude is still sincere, but what's the use of sincerity! I bought that dress for 1500 yuan! What does their company say? They can only pay four or five hundred yuan. It's too bad! You say, how can I be so unlucky! I didn't receive anything and lost 1000 yuan. It's not a big injustice... "

"What? How about fifteen for a dress? Winter or summer? This month? " Hu Dafa frowned. What kind of clothes is this? Can you wear Mink on a hot day? Or fur? Or off season? It's only three or five pieces of cloth. It's more than 1000 yuan? How can women be like this? Hu Dafa looks at Liu yun'er who glares angrily. He doesn't speak any more, but he thinks of the topic of that night. Alas! Who made you women!

"Fifteen is expensive? Che, what do you know? You've been Ott since the Olympic Games Liu Yun son mercilessly horizontal Hu Dafa one eye, if flower elder sister is not in, own fingernail already pinched on the meat.

"You men are always talking about women at home! Black sheep! Desser! But out of the door you look at yourself, you can control their own eyes? Any woman who wears beautiful, good figure, temperament, you see who! Let's dress up. It's not for you men! To feed your eyes! Cut

"No, let's say we lost our clothes! You can't blame others directly! Have you solved the case? You got the loot? Or is it just suspicion? " After all, Hu Dafa has studied law for a few days. What he says is that he needs some legal basis. He can't speculate or guess!

"That's her! Absolutely right! Don't believe it, bet Liu yun'er stares at Hu Dafa.

"Ah? let 's make a bet? How can I make this bet? No, wait for a moment Hu Dafa patted his forehead. "I don't think people will steal your things! Look at you, this figure, this figure, this... "Said, Hu Dafa intentionally or unintentionally looked at the dazzled sister, in front of his girlfriend, prospective daughter-in-law's face, boast another beauty, will not let go to bed at night!

"She's so strong. Look at that arm. It's thicker than your calf; That leg, almost catch up with your waist; Her waist is not as big as your waist? If you give her your clothes for nothing, she can't even put them on. What does she do with that? It's not a bed sheet or a quilt. It's all the same size. The clothes are on the body. They're all neighbors. When we meet every day, does she dare to wear them? If the clothes don't fit, she won't wear them! " Hu Dafa explained his idea. At the same time, I think that if you have clothes that are exposed on all sides and have no aesthetic ability, you really look down on them!