I am not a thief

"She has to wear it herself? Won't you have a sister, a sister-in-law or a relative? Do you have to put it on yourself and get angry in front of me? Is she stupid or are you stupid? More than 1000 yuan of clothes, as long as it is the same size, to whom, who is not happy! It's OK to change some pork head, sauce elbow and KFC! She's stupid Hu Dafa's explanation can't stop Liu yun'er's thinking at all, so he goes back directly.

"Maybe it's someone else passing by! A woman may not have the courage to do it directly. It's a skilled job! " Hu Dafa also agrees with Liu yun'er, but he really doesn't want to be on the first floor. The two residents are thieves. Isn't this building a home for thieves?

"Yes, yun'er, maybe someone else? It may not be her Sister Hua finds the meeting point and finally stands up to help Hu Dafa.

"Sister Hua, let me tell you! She did it! Last time when the landlord came to collect water and electricity charges, you were not at home. He told me to be careful of the family on the opposite side. If you don't deal with their family, you will quarrel with each other when you have nothing to do. You used to do harm to each other! This time, I think, it must be right! She did it

"Think about it! If she didn't pay attention to us secretly, you say, we're off work in the middle of the night, early in the morning, and she doesn't sleep, why is she staring at us? We got her? What's wrong with her? Otherwise, how can she know that we are... "Liu yun'er also has words that she doesn't want to say. Finally, she doesn't completely lose her sense. At the right time, she stops. Of course, all of the three of you know what the nature of the profession is.

"Oh! That's a little bit of truth! " Sister Hua nodded and looked at Hu Dafa.

"You go out every day dressed like that. When people get off work and you go to work, she just guesses! You're serious! Come back in the middle of the night, no matter how careful you are, you will disturb others! What if she's nervous? It's possible to wake up with a little noise! She's guessing. Ignore her Hu Dafa offered good advice.

"She's a nervous wreck, she deserves it! How can I fall asleep! This is called evil man mill, she is not a good bird. You have to grind her! " Liu yun'er pouts her sexy red lips, almost cursing.

Well, maybe that fat woman is also cursing you at home! Hu Dafa really wants to draw ten thousand crosses on his chest like a foreigner. At least he has to save Liu yun'er's mouth ring! How did you practice this mouth? Is it the same as Bao Longxing and Mr. Bao in Stephen Chow's movies? No matter how stupid their mouths are, they can practice on that occasion and atmosphere, and dumb people can open their mouths and swear?

"Hu Dafa!" Liu yun'er's mood just came down. With a high tone, it was directly transpiration again.

"Why? I'm at your service! " Hu Dafa was frightened by the sudden cry.

"I'll get back at her! You must think of a way for me! Otherwise, sister Hua will sleep with me tonight! You, sleep in the living room, sleep in the corridor, sleep in the street Finish saying, almost is to play to rely on general, hugged a flower elder sister's arm.

"Ah?" Hu Dafa kept his mouth open for three seconds. He didn't close his mouth until he realized that there was no press conference to take pictures of himself“ Sister? Isn't it just a dress? Or I'll give you... 20 yuan, and you go to the street to buy a T-shirt? Besides, you are not short of clothes! These two cupboards can't fit any more. How about that? "

"What nonsense? What about my one thousand five? You give 20, thanks to what you think, return the T-shirt! Am I the one who goes out in that dress? How can I get to work? What's more, why not? She's stealing, and she's not? She is a thief. If you can't solve it, OK! I'll call the police and let them take care of her. I'll call the police! Do you believe it? " With that, Liu yun'er turns around to find her mobile phone, ready to call the police.

"No! Wait for a while! You're happy to call the police, aren't you! You report it. Let's go out first! You can call the police any way you want. I don't care! All right With that, Hu Dafa stretched out his hand to hold sister Hua's other arm and wanted to divide her into two parts.

"Oh! Will you two stop it? " Flower elder sister drew back own two arms, "Yun son? Do you think it's appropriate for us to call the police like this? "

"I don't care! No matter whether he is suitable or not, at least the fat woman in the opposite door must be pulled out to air! The police must go in and have a look! Hum! I don't believe it. A dress can grow wings and fly! " Liu yun'er knows what sister Hua means, but if the police really come and go to the opposite door to see, without the clothes, or people throw, burn or destroy the clothes, without proof, I'm afraid it's not easy for them to step down. Maybe people will sue you in turn! So, in the end, I'm a little soft.

"Sister Hua, look at Hu Dafa's schadenfreude!" Liu yun'er holds sister Hua's arm and shakes it again, like a child who hasn't grown up. "He must think of a way for me, or else!" Liu yun'er's eyes turned and raised her head to stare at Hu Dafa. She said something as if she wanted to say something.

"Yes Hu Dafa suddenly understood Liu yun'er's intention, which is a threat to himself! What can I say? Isn't that the love affair of rolling bed sheets and playing with car shock? Alas! That day, why didn't I hold back? I can't help but forget it. I've been married with sister Hua. How nice it is to move out! I still have to live in the same room with this demon. Isn't this the birthday man hanging himself?

In the dark, Hu Dafa thought of a song, "impulsive punishment".

you deserves it! It's not your cheese. You have to open your mouth! It's not your money, you have to reach out! It's not your daughter-in-law. You have to cheat! Now regret --- late!

"I know, I think, I want to now! Aunt, I really can't provoke you! " The air conditioner is on in the room, but Hu Dafa's forehead is sweating all the time, heartache!

"Well! Dafa, I think of it! " Liu yun'er's eyes turned wildly, and a smile appeared on her face. "Don't you say that you can't be sure that she stole that dress? Hum, what are you doing? You... "Liu yun'er's small hand is gesticulating, as if holding the wire of Hu Dafa in her hand, just like unlocking the lock.

"Ah? This... Can't do it! " Hu Daba wiped his sweat and shook his head firmly. I'm so capable, just for your 1500 yuan clothes? Lock the door and go to the house. Is there such a search? At least, it's also a specialty. Can I do anything without oil and water? What's more, Lao Liu just said about walking by the river. He hasn't thought it through yet. Are you going to take me to the river again? no way!

And, lock in, to meet the conditions of a lot of, where you think so simple ah!

"Well, I just want you to open the door of her house, and I'll go in and look for it! I didn't say anything else Liu yun'er also felt that this matter was not very good, and did not continue to insist.

"What's the point? Isn't it just a mistake to go in like this? It's better to call the police and let the police go in and search for it! " Sister Hua also helped Hu Dafa deny this view.