I am not a thief

No matter how fast you spend money, it's not as fast as throwing money. In less than two minutes, you can scatter hundreds of thousands! If that old man in Taiwan allowed Wang Yu to do this, it would not take a month at all. It would only take a minute to spend a billion!

Pink paper money is like autumn leaves, flying all over the sky with the wind, sometimes up, sometimes down, some on the ground, some on the roof, car windows, some on overpasses, scattered on the auxiliary road, just like the spirit disturbing people's heart, as long as you itch, it will fly over, stretch out your little hand in your pain --- scratch. The more you scratch, the more you itch, the more you want to scratch; See but can't get, more heart itch unbearable, finally become crazy into magic.

In just a few seconds, the swirling banknotes condensed into an invisible, untouchable, but indestructible wall, blocking the front of all the cars behind. No matter how far away the vehicle keeps honking, "didi" tweeter and "creak" brake sound are heard all the time, but it doesn't cause any confusion. The people on the car are looking up at the notes in the air, and the instant ideas are hard to answer even the fastest computer, but the final answer is only money! It's money!

"Is this money? It looks like it

"Well, it's very similar! Take two to see if there is a serial number, if it is repeated, if there is metal wire, if there is anti-counterfeiting mark, if it is wrong version! Oh, I knew what kind of dash cam was installed on the car when I was throwing money today. How practical it is to bring a cash detector with the car! "

"It's not from Xihong opera group, is it! Have you come to our city? What about the money? It shouldn't be. Didn't his second master say that he can't do it. If he violates the contract, he will be deprived of his inheritance right! "

"You are stupid! It's all a fake story, you know? There are only one billion in my dream! I also want to have a second master. It's OK to give me a second wife. I also want to inherit the property. I also want to... If I didn't sign the contract at the beginning, I would have taken 20 million yuan directly. I would have spent my whole life! "

"What a movie? This is too real! I used to use paper money when I went to the grave. What's the matter! Now it's all used in filming, really? Is it his father's accident here on this day last year, the anniversary ceremony today, to send pocket money here? I've saved money by burning. I'll just throw money away! "

"It's fake money, isn't it! How can you throw it all over the street! Wrong version of the money, can't spend it

"Is this man crazy! In two minutes, we have to throw hundreds of thousands, at least hundreds of thousands! What is he doing? ill? Got an incurable disease? I can't live! It's still too much money to burn. If you don't spend it like this, it's too late! "

"Is this the wrong medicine? Or too much medicine? If you don't, change to traditional Chinese medicine! Chinese medicine is good, no side effects

"Oh my God, is that a good thing for the stock market? Stock god travel? On the way to meet the rich, full street dividend it! I have been in the market for more than ten years. How can I see such a generous listed company! Companies that make money pay dividends to foreigners, while companies that lose money dig holes and earn money in China. Am I blinded? Or did they change sex? "

"What month is it today? Is it the birthday of the God of wealth! I've decided who will hang Guanyin Bodhisattva in the car in the future. It's not up to me to go in and out safely. In the future, I'll hang the statue of God of wealth to protect me from such good things when I go out every day! "

"The God of wealth has come down to earth, and it's revealed! Don't throw steamed stuffed buns and fried dough sticks pie, just throw cash! If there's another gold bar rain, my car will be smashed, I will admit it! As long as the gold is mine

"Are you teasing us? Throw away the real money! It won't be a test of whether our traffic rules are solid or not. Anyone who stops the car will lose 12 points directly, and the money collected will have to be confiscated! Fishing law enforcement! But who can share the money when it's in my pocket? Do you mean the serial numbers are all recorded? "

A few seconds later, there was a gap on the congested main road, where the lights were closely following the traffic. There is a space of tens of meters behind Hu Dafa's car. Some car owners stretch out their arms to scratch the flying banknotes in the air. Some are stunned by the sight in front of them. They can't even care that their car is chased by the car behind them. Some have made the car very stable. They get out of the car to pick up the money to verify the authenticity under the condition of safety.

Whether it's paper or money, take it to your hand to check the authenticity first, and don't end up with nothing.

It's in the morning rush hour. It's like a patient with constipation. His face is red, but it can't be unblocked. Here's another troublemaker. The red envelope comes from the sky. You don't see the red envelope. You can see the content directly. You don't have to guess whether it's a cent or a cent in the red envelope. You can see it when you look up and touch it when you reach out. That's 100 yuan! Red hundred!

Money, it's true! If it's fake, it's guaranteed!

What are you waiting for? Get out of the car and pick it up!

There are few people who are indifferent to money. Anyone who doesn't get out of the car to pick up money is a fool! Especially the money without owner. Pick it up and put it in your pocket. Isn't that your own? What's wrong with free money? It's good to refuel the car, do a maintenance, pay a fine, buy a bunch of flowers for my daughter-in-law, have a big meal with Xiaomi, and open a room with my girlfriend! I can't even pay the parking fee for a few days!

"Pick it up! Why not pick it up? It's money, not scraps of paper, not cigarette butts, not packaging bags, not drink bottles... For the sake of the city's environmental health, I'm not doing anything today, and I'll be an environmental sanitation worker on the main road! Think about it. It's nothing to be an environmental sanitation worker. It's so easy to bow down and clean the streets! If there are people who have lost money all over the street, I will change my profession to be an environmental sanitation worker if I am still a general manager or an entrepreneur every three to five years! "

"If you pick up one, you can have a happy day; Pick up one, can be happy for a week; Pick up a stack, even if the boss scolded a meal, I also recognized! So much money, if you pick up the hand, buy a house down payment is almost it! If you can't buy a house, it's almost enough to buy a car! "

"Today's breakfast, we must add a drawer of steamed buns! No, pick up another one and you'll have to buy a drink! We have to book lunch and have afternoon tea. Another one. I'll buy a bunch of flowers at night, bring two dishes and go back to candlelight dinner. I haven't been romantic for a long time!... "

"What's the name of the God of wealth? Which temple shall we go to burn incense for you? Is there any more tomorrow? Is there any more today next year? Must set up an alarm clock on the mobile phone, today next year, regardless of wind, rain, hail, must come here again! Wait, just wait for the hare, and I'll do two more rounds! "

"No matter what else, just take it as the spiritual loss of the stock market for so many years! The car was rear ended. There's an insurance company to settle the claim. If the money hasn't been found, who will pay for it? "