I am not a thief

"One for lunch; Two, a bottle of good wine; Three, today's money is enough, go home in the afternoon to rest... You also get off to pick up two, isn't today's taxi fee enough! "

"Husband, get out of the car and pick up the money. Look at that man, he has picked up hundreds of money! Why is he so shameless? If the money falls on the glass of our car, it should be ours. Look at him... I'll get off the car - give me back the money! "

When the breeze blows, more than 400000 yuan of cash is scattered. It stretches two or three hundred meters. Dozens of cars in front of them are parked in the middle of the road. All the people in the car come out of the car, bowing and pouting, just like the children in the village. As soon as the harvester has finished collecting the wheat, the children of all families rush into the fields to pick up the fallen wheat grains and make up a bowl of noodles tonight, Pick up a few. How many times of noodles do you have to eat!

In addition to the vehicles parked on the main road in confusion, there were two more rear end accidents. No matter the good car chased the second car or the second car chased the luxury car, everyone's attention was on the banknotes.

"Hey, how do you drive! You're after me, you know! " While picking up the money, the young man made a detour to check the damage of the car.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm not --" the man in the back car didn't care to see if his car was damaged. He kept picking it up with his head down. "It's OK. We have insurance. We'll take insurance then!"

"Insurance? Stop on the main road. How can I get the insurance? Does your insurance company still have this claim? Well, the money is under the wheel Looking at the rear bumper, the young man decided to pick up the money first. As for the money under the tire, it must belong to itself. If it is torn, half of it belongs to itself. Is it easy? For hundreds of dollars, I was chased.

"You are stupid! It must be said that he was chased this time! You just save a few more times, and it will be over if you repair it at one time? Pick up the money first, catch up with the little things, don't rush to say! Pick up a few more, everything will be solved! "

Beside Hu Dafa's car, as well as the car itself in front of Hu Dafa, I saw the scene behind through the rearview mirror. I hesitated and didn't know what to do, "who is this? If you don't give me a notice, you can give me a hint! I'll drive slowly. I'm not in a hurry to go to work. I'll be fine later! Only one hundred yuan will be deducted for being late. I've delayed so many hundred yuan. I've got a pain in the flesh

"Oh, should I go back or stop here! So much money, if you don't do it, you will lose! It's better to move than to move. Wait and leave me two... "

"Throw so much money, so many people go to pick it up, alas, it's not much on average! If you want to throw money, the whole bundle of throwing ah, that - --- pick up more fun! I can't stand picking them up one by one! "

The wind blows money to the opposite side of the main road, which causes intermittent congestion and parking; Some banknotes fall under the overpass. Cyclists, walkers, people who look down at their mobile phones and listen to music all look up at the money floating with the leaves!

"What's the matter? Floating down the main road! Forget to lock the safe when the bank moves! Is this real money or fake money? Did the truck roll over? That should be the whole box falling down

"It seems to be true. Look at the cars on the main road. They all stop there and come down to pick up money! Hurry up and miss this wave. I don't know where the next wave is! "

"It's a bank deposit car. It's missing!"

"Money - real money! Pick it up quickly

"This is my -"

"It's mine. I found it first!"

"Bullshit! I saw it first, it's mine

"Does it count to see it? When I go to the bank, I can see more money than this. I can't get it out, and the bank won't give it to me! "

"Half for one, fifty for one! Two pedestrians are fighting each other for a hundred dollar bill. No one will give up. They are deadlocked.

"There's more over there. There's still a chance to run there!"

"Why don't you go! This is mine

"Oh, as for it? Fall on the ground, according to the truth are garbage, should be our sanitation workers to clean up, you hurry to work, we clean up! Don't be late! If you're late, you'll get your bonus deducted! " The sanitation workers around with brooms, quickly waving, try to stretch their arms, can pull a few more into the trash can is always good, first pull in, for a while no one, and then slowly sorting it! The cash picked up outside is always better than the cash sent by some good people to themselves and collected by the leaders. This time, the leaders don't know!

"You're in charge? It's money, not rubbish! "

"Don't sweep, it's my money!"

"Who found it? Whose! Your name on it? It's a matter of putting it in your pocket! "

"What's yours? That plastic bag is yours. I saw you throw it; The cigarette end was his, and I saw it; And that bag of pancakes, you pick it up together! If you pick it up and get involved, you can pick up your garbage together! If you don't litter, our labor will be reduced a lot! Alas! Be careful. Look at the car. It's not fatal to pick up money! " The cleaner looks at the pedestrians in the fight and shakes his head helplessly. How nice it would be if he took his garbage home as a treasure“ Forget it. I'll pick it up, too! Miss this time, want to pick up money again, don't know to wait until monkey year horse month! "

The money is floating with the wind, flying on and under the bridge, and flying into everyone's heart at the same time. Time seems to stop for a moment. A few seconds later, on the bridge, under the bridge, on the main road, near the distance, all the people who have been given the "body immobilization method" are suddenly activated. They run in a hurry, jump actively, fight hard, and fight against each other.

Only by competition can we get money, and only by fighting can we have enough to eat!

"Alas! How can we clean the street! You have to make money to get results! Throw some money in the grass, and worry that the garbage can't be cleaned, so you can directly pull up the grass! " Those who come late and run slowly come back empty handed, but they don't let people talk. They disdain to look at those passers-by who find a piece of joy, two pieces of joy and a bunch of laughter.

"Well! This is a prank, I want to take pictures of you, upload, tweet! I didn't find the money. At least I have to accept some fans

"Oh, it's late! What is this? We won the war? Has the Sino US trade war won a phased victory? Who is this? I'm so happy to pay directly! "

"This is the third ring road. First, ask if there is anyone throwing money around the second ring road. Where is the next stop? I take the subway to get there. Even if I take a taxi, I have to get there. It's enough to pick up one. I'll pick up two, and I'll get the fare back. If I pick up ten or eight... "