I am not a thief

"Well! Why don't you throw them away one after another? It's fun to pick them up. Isn't it nonsense? Why don't you throw it in dollars and pick up one or several! Look at you people. You're not promising any more. Be careful with your chin. Don't dislocate! I have to go to the hospital! " If you have one, think about it. If you have one, think about everything. Greed is everywhere, just like gambling, with all the ability to Bo life more brilliant, unremitting bet.

"Look at you! Let you get up early, just don't get up, come late! If I knew that I would spend money today, I would not be your man if I didn't sleep last night and took a good place here and didn't pick up thousands of yuan to go back! Next time, can I have a notice first? I'll make a reservation, too! "

Some people pick up less, others harvest more, holding a handful of money in their hands, happily adapting nursery rhymes and nursery rhymes, "I found a pile of money on the side of the road, and gave it to my wife. My wife said to me, adding a dish in the evening and having a candlelight dinner is romantic enough..."

Taking advantage of the chaos on the main road, the time pause and recovery, Hu Dafa drove along the emergency lane, and then looked at the following car, which had long been blocked behind the cash collecting traffic and pedestrians. Even if the horn was broken, no one would give way to you.

When leaders travel, they don't need to stir up the crowd to restrict the traffic. They just need to make an announcement. At what time of the day, they need to send red envelopes and banknotes to the auxiliary road. It's not one or two points, it's one hundred and two hundred. Think about it, who still drives on the main road? Don't you all wait for the extra money on the auxiliary road? Who is still looking down at the mobile phone? Cervical patients can also cure his pain!

"Dafa, do you still throw it?" Lu Liguo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the money is thrown out, but the heart is bleeding! Two minutes throw out more than 400000, marry two daughter-in-law is enough!

"Yes! Almost! At the end of the first half, half-time Hu Dafa looked at the busy crowd behind and dialed Liu Dandan's phone, "Hello, now out of the main road, hurry up! Change the license plate when there is no one! Be careful

"Boss, how cool! Enjoy it Huang Mao narrowed his eyes, like taking the wrong medicine, shaking his head and showing a drunken smile. It's great to spend money. It's better to spend money like this! The only thing that bothers me is that I can't earn money.

The daughter of heaven can scatter flowers, the thief can scatter money!

"Cool? That's money! How about spending hundreds of thousands of dollars? Alas! I knew I could change some ten dollar bills. At least I could change some fifty dollars. It would be twice as much! It's always a little bit more! " Lu Li Guo pouted his mouth, feeling a little sad and regretful.

"If you don't say it, change it to steel bar! Tens of millions of steel bars, you can't pull a train Hu Dafa didn't scold.

"Yes! It's like buying fireworks for the Chinese New Year. More than ten yuan is a firecracker that can be broken in a few seconds, and more than 100 yuan is a firework that can be set off in a minute. If you are willing to spend money, thousands of yuan of fireworks are more fun! Every cent is worth every cent. There are so many cars in the car. Don't be worthless! " Huang Mao echoed Hu Dafa's idea. Looking at the crowd of street sweepers who had gone away and could not be seen, he was still a little more than he could say. He was eagerly looking forward to the start of the second half.

"Don't be poor, you two. Check it and put the money in our pockets. There is no way. If someone pursues you, you will have to continue throwing money later! You move fast, we will lose a lot less! Speed up Hu Dafa gave an order to the two men to continue their work.

"Mr. Zhang! We lost it Xiao Li is biting his teeth. He is very reluctant to call Mr. Zhang. His anger has already expanded like a balloon about to explode. If there is another second half, he will definitely start the self destruct program. According to the current state, it is estimated that it will take five minutes for the main road to be unblocked again.

"What? What's going on? So how can we lose the place in the traffic jam? This is the morning peak! Even if the kidney function is sound, such a traffic jam can also block out kidney stones and incontinence! He's not a helicopter. Can he run that fast? What are you doing? Food, waste, all waste! "

"Mr. Zhang, listen to me. These guys, he doesn't play cards according to common sense! He... "Xiao Li took photos of the chaotic scene, sent a wechat, and described it in detail. Only then did he get a general understanding.

"Well, it's OK. They're still in our car. Our car has a location. I'll ask my family to send their location. You can organize the car to get there as soon as possible. You must block the car. If you lose it again, you won't come back!" With that, Mr. Zhang gave a cold hum and hung up.

"Brother dragon, when shall we wait?" The fat man leans against a tree, which is convenient for scratching and browsing today's news in the shadow of the tree“ Hey, there's something else! Interesting

"Yes? What's the matter? " Qiu Dalong, as if he had just woken up, squinted and thought about the delicious meal last night.

"Someone's throwing money!" Fat man with fat fingers like ham sausage up and down the touch screen, eyes have begun to straighten, saliva can't flow down the corner of the mouth“ Ha ha, big dragon brother, look at this boy. He took a selfie with the money. He picked up 600 yuan. You can see that he is happy. His mouth is almost to the root of his ears! Ha ha, there's still a little bit of promise! "

"What? Throwing money? Where? Foreign countries? Take it and I'll have a look! "

"No, we are here! This morning! Look at the time, just ten minutes ago! Videos and microblogs have been sent out! " The fat man walks to Qiu Dalong with his mobile phone and hands it over.

"Well, Ho! Oh, Hello, is that true? There's no notice for the money. What's the matter! It can't be that the couple go to the bank to withdraw money, make a fuss, fight, fight directly, and prepare for a divorce. There's no more time, no more money! " Qiu Dalong examines the news on his mobile phone, but he also has a trace of heart.

"I don't know! Alas! Wait, we're going to pick up the money. You see, all the people here are holding the money! I'm sure I didn't miss it, at least tens of thousands! They're all 100 yuan bills! " Fat man flat mouth, lamenting his misfortune, only from the mobile phone inside looked over the addiction.

"Maybe it's a psycho! If you have money and no place to spend, just throw it away! You throw it on time. Throw it in my pocket. Just take the money and kill me! I'm willing to be smashed by money and accept some change, but why didn't anyone smash me! The world is not fair Qiu Dalong is also full of regret, handed the mobile phone to the fat man.

"I'd like to be smashed, too! It's better to carve RMB patterns on my tombstone. That's good! " The fat man bowed his head and continued to enjoy the news.