I Am the Corpse Master

Of course the coffin is terrifying. If you are afraid, why do you still come?

Jiang Lin glanced at Nianying, thinking that she was at a curious age, and her sister-in-law petted her, it was normal to be a little naive.

And it seems that he asked Nianying to follow him, in order to learn more about the maid.

"There will be a little bit, but there are many of us, so you don't have to be afraid."

Jiang Lin smiled at Nianying, guessing that the little girl would not be willing to stay after watching the ancestral hall.

"Jiang Lin, you don't know less than your uncle Douchiying."

Hearing the conversation between Jiang Lin and Nianying, the commander also came to interject.

Jiang Lin made him eat so much wasabi, which made him feel good enough, so although he was also a Taoist priest, the commander had a good impression of Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin raised his brows, he liked people like Dashuai, and after being tricked, he said he was good.

Personality, I like it.

After a few minutes, everyone came to the door of the ancestral hall.

"Come on, open the door!"

After entering the ancestral hall, Ninth Uncle felt that he had opened his eyes. He also knew that the coffin inside could not be grounded, but he didn't expect that the pendulum was all suspended from wooden frames and wooden posts.

"Even the corners of the pillars are separated from the earth by the water. May I ask which feng shui master set the game?"

Seeing Ninth Uncle's shocked appearance, the handsome man laughed and said proudly, "It's the famous Master Sammo Hung who is famous in the province, Hong Kong and Macao!"

At that time, the father of the commander did not know how much it cost to hire this Feng Shui master.

"Amazing, amazing!"

Ninth Uncle gave a thumbs up, Master Hong Jinbao's attainments in Feng Shui are much stronger than him.

"Pfft haha!"

Jiang Lin couldn't help laughing. He originally thought it was just a stalk in the movie, but he didn't expect to see this, Sammo Hung really does have this person.

When Jiang Lin was laughing, Nianying held Jiang Lin's clothes with her little hand. There were many coffins and the gloomy wind was blowing. She was a little scared.

Only then did Jiang Lin think that Nianying was behind him, the Yang Yan Art in his body was running, and the strong Yang Qi rushed out of Jiang Lin's body, covering Nianying.

"It's so warm."

Jiang Lin is like a human-shaped oven, exuding a masculine aura, making Nianying feel warm all over.

"Oops, there's a problem."

Ninth Uncle checked the hanging coffin and found that one of the coffins in the innermost ancestral hall had broken the rope and was stained on the ground.

"That's my dad's coffin."

"He's turned into a zombie."

The coffin was soaked with earth gas, and the miasma in the Immortal Water Splashing Bureau came into close contact with the corpse. Ninth Uncle concluded that the corpse in the coffin had changed.

"How can it be, come on, open it and see!"

The commander didn't believe that his father had turned into a zombie, and immediately ordered the guards to open the coffin.

"The coffin board was sucked in by the corpse gas, and it couldn't be opened in broad daylight."

Four or five guards worked hard beside the coffin, Jiang Lin couldn't stand it any longer, and reminded him aloud.

"Jiang Lin, are there really zombies?"

Nianying pinched the corner of Jiang Lin's clothes, her voice trembling.

"Yes. You have also seen the ancestral hall. You can ask your brother-in-law to take you back first."

Jiang Lin was also quite embarrassed to be held by Nian Ying's clothes all the time, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai both seemed to be able to see fire in their eyes.

Why did Nianying become Jiang Lin's little follower?

Dangerous, dangerous.

Jiang Lin thought that Nianying should know that she was afraid to go back.

As a result, Nianying's words almost made him fall.

"With you, uh... with everyone, I'm not afraid."

Jiang Lin: "..."

"Speaking of which, what does my illness have to do with my father?"

The ninth uncle explained: "Ling Zun's body was stained with miasma, so it turned into a zombie. You were injured by him, so you were poisoned by corpse."

"Then how can it be cured? Jiang Lin?"

After eating Wasabi and drinking chili oil, Dashuai obviously felt that his condition was better. At this time, he completely believed that Jiang Lin could cure him.

"It's simple. After dark, you can lead Lingzun out, and we can knock out his corpse teeth and grind them into powder for you to drink. After the zombies come out, they will bite their relatives first, so you must be present, Commander. Otherwise, if he doesn't come out, your illness will be cured."

"Okay, just do it. Guards! If I come out first tonight, the world will be at peace. If the four of them run first, they will be shot."

"Yes, handsome!"

The guards went out with their guns and locked the marshal and Jiu Shu in the ancestral hall.

"Brother-in-law! Jiang Lin and Master Zhengying are all kind to help you."

"Master, what should I do?"

Qiusheng and Wencai are in a hurry, if they can't cure the handsome they will be shot?

Ninth Uncle rolled his eyes at the commander, although it was impossible for the commander to kill them, he was just playing with prestige, but these words made him feel very harsh.

"It seems that Jiang Lin really did not lose out on you!"

Ninth Uncle cursed inwardly, they were really thankless this time, he himself is nothing, but bringing his apprentice is different.

Especially Jiang Lin, who is now provoking a show for no reason.

Jiang Lin didn't expect that the handsome man would turn his face when he said he would turn his face, but looking at Uncle Jiu's innocence, Jiang Lin also guessed that the handsome man was just trying to scare people.

On the contrary, Nianying really believed that the commander was going to shoot people.

She was the one who invited people, and the result was such that the kind-hearted little girl's eyes were red.

"Grumble."

At this time, the handsome's stomach was dying. He ate so much mustard and chili oil, and the smoldering fire only initially refined a small part of the corpse poison. In addition to the essence, there were some waste residues left. In the body of the handsome.

I don't believe it if I don't go through the rivers and forests.

"Toilet, I want to go to the toilet."

The commander covered his buttocks, and his toes stood on tiptoe.

"Master, you can't go. If you don't bring out zombies today, you will become zombies and bite people and drink blood."

Since Jiang Lin decided to prank the handsome man, he couldn't let him run away, which would be boring.

In the movie, when the ninth uncle made an embarrassment, the handsome smile was a joy, and now he wants to make the ninth uncle laugh as well.

"Master, hurry up and leave. If you become a zombie and cause harm to the world, our master can justly destroy you."

"Yes, yes, then the master can receive everything from the commander, including those who have been lost before."

"It's more than that, the old man returned to Master's arms and bought one get one free."

Qiusheng and Wencai have a very tacit understanding. They dare not express their anger towards the commander. Now that the third commander is in a hurry, they must watch a good show.

Ninth Uncle's eyes widened, although this is impossible, but thinking about it, it's still quite exciting!

The handsome man was dumbfounded. He must not drink human blood and become a zombie. By then, his wife and children will be sleeping with others!

But the commander couldn't hold back any longer. He looked around and saw that there was a parliament on the side of the ancestral hall, and there were antique shelves next to it.

After taking a vase, Dashuai will solve the three urgent problems.

But Nianying was here, he removed the table top of the table next to him and blocked it in front of him.

"Jiang Lin, I'm sorry."

Nianying pulled the corner of Jiang Lin's clothes, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Don't worry, we'll be fine."

Jiang Lin comforted him.

"Grumble."

At this time, Qiusheng and Wencai also had stomach pains.

"By the way, if you eat something you haven't seen in the future, follow me. Those sago are raw seafood meat. In order to maintain the umami taste, they are fished out of the sea without washing them. Uncle didn't catch it at all."

"Jiang Lin, you idiot! Don't tell me sooner!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai shouted in unison.

Jiang Lin looked innocent, he really didn't plan to prank Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.He said, "You guys are like reincarnations of evil spirits. I can't stop them even if I want to."

The two of them were about to go out to the toilet when they opened the door, only to be kicked back by guns.

"I believe you a ghost, you bad boy is very bad!"

Qiusheng roared, Nianying was suspected of being kidnapped by Jiang Lin, and he was going to make a fool of himself in front of Nianying again.

This time it was completely out of the question, and his impression of Nianying fell to the bottom.

Qiusheng and Wencai could only hold an antique vase by themselves and team up with the commander to gain experience.

"Hurry up and put on your handkerchief, let's go to the door."

Jiang Lin gave Ninth Uncle a look.

Ninth Uncle didn't react, but when he smelled a hint of chili oil, he understood what Jiang Lin meant.

"It hurts! It's so spicy!"

The handsome man wailed, the pain in his anorectal orifice was worse than that of a woman giving birth to a child.

There is snow (blood) in the chrysanthemum (bureau) area.

Ninth Uncle involuntarily clamped his legs, there was a kind of pain, it was painful to look at.