I Am the Corpse Master
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"Ah!"
Qiusheng and Wencai, who were with Dashuai, choked on the smell of chili oil and sneezed.
As soon as the three of them sneezed, their bodies leaned forward and couldn't hold back.
And then the wall behind the three of them... can't be seen.
Let's swing our oars, let's fen (fen) send pictures (paint) and strong (wall)...
Chapter [*]: The Masked Ghost Witch Reappears
The taste of Yone Tiangong was mixed with the chili oil that had not been digested, and the gods would shiver when they smelled it.
"Jiang Lin, are you going too far?"
Jiu Shu glanced at the colorful patterns on the wall in the distance, and glared at Jiang Lin.
It's not a big deal, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai have been thrown into their grandma's house.
"Uncle, I'm very innocent... For the two brothers, I have great respect and love, and the world can learn from it."
Looking at Jiang Lin's innocent face, Ninth Uncle didn't blame Jiang Lin anymore. This was indeed an unexpected development.
"I knew it wouldn't come."
Nianying had a bitter face, what did she see when she came here.
"I'll give you a handkerchief, or you can stay blindfolded, and I'll set up an array for you."
Nianying nodded lightly, she is a girl, she really can't see such a filthy scene.
Jiang Lin asked Nianying to sit in the corner of the ancestral hall, set up a corpse formation for her, and took out a few yang-inducing talismans and stacked them around her to prevent her from being invaded by yin qi.
Jiang Lin smiled wickedly and suggested to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Master, the smell is too pungent. If you don't mind, after the zombies come out, the smell will dissipate a little, and then we will go catch the zombies."
The commander shouted and shot them. If he didn't give him some color, he really thought that Taoist Maoshan could knead them casually.
Jiang Lin didn't use Taoism to trick the handsome, Jiu Shu couldn't find anything wrong with this.
In addition, the ninth uncle was called out by the handsome bean curd, and he was a little sullen in his heart, and it was difficult to show it.
After thinking for a while, Uncle Jiu nodded.
Let Dashuai's father chat with Dashuai first to enhance their relationship, and it's not too late for them to make a move.
The most important thing is that Jiang Lin was right, that smell Ninth Uncle really didn't want to go there.
"It's not an example!"
Ninth Uncle had a serious face, then he took Jiang Lin's shoulders and whispered, "You can slip him around twice, don't play too big."
Jiang Lin gave Ninth Uncle an ok gesture.
Am I like that senseless person?
Just let him work hard.
"Jiang Lin, it hurts! Are you kidding me on purpose?"
Dashuai is not a fool, he ate so much wasabi and chili oil, all suggested by Jiang Lin.
"Master, how is that possible! I believe you have eaten wassabi and chili oil before, do you feel so refreshed? You felt so refreshed when you ate it today, because you have corpse poison in your body. It's the corpse poison that hurts you, not the Wasabi and chili oil. The taste of corpse poison is very similar to that of chili oil."
Ninth Uncle Haoxuan didn't laugh. The smell of corpse poison was very similar to chili oil, but Jiang Lin said it.
After listening to Jiang Lin's words, the commander felt that Jiang Lin was really wronged.
He has also eaten chili oil usually, which is so refreshing this time.
After night fell, the handsome father jumped out of the coffin and approached the handsome and Qiu Sheng Wencai directly.
The three brothers in need have been running from the afternoon to the present.
"Help, Jiang Lin, Douchiying!"
"Commander, you stand up for a while, Nianying has been absorbed by Yin Qi. My uncle and I are helping to take care of it."
Of course Jiang Lin was talking nonsense, but Nianying sat there nicely.
"Don't breathe for now, zombies will suck people."
Jiu Shu was still soft-hearted and reminded the handsome.
Qiusheng and Wencai quickly took their chamber pots and resolutely stayed away from the commander.
Zombies will give priority to biting their relatives, and the priority of the two of them is not very high.
Qiusheng and Wencai swore that they would never eat sago rice again.
And I will never eat chili oil again!
After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, the handsome quickly held his breath.
However, he was holding his breath on the top, but he kept running below, and the zombies followed the smell directly to him, so scared that he was holding the belt in one hand and holding a vase in the other hand.
Run now!
He can't even lift his pants, not even without paper, he is now a walking fountain of chili oil, and he is full of power.
The bottom of the vase was squeaked by him, even if he held his breath.
Air leaks below.
"Jiang Lin, Ninth Uncle, help!"
The commander didn't dare to call Douchiying now, he was afraid that Uncle Jiu would really ignore him.
"Help, Dad, let me go, don't kiss me!"
When the commander was excited, the chili oil fountain gained [*]% of the power and sprayed the face of the zombie.
After the commander walked around, the smell that was originally in the corner suddenly spread to the entire ancestral hall.
"I'm going!"
Ninth Uncle covered his nose, he didn't want to smell the chili sauce anymore.
"Don't make a fuss."
Ninth Uncle pushed Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin didn't say anything, just nodded.
He is holding his breath now. He can't touch the smell. Chen Yu is not fond of spicy food. If it smells into his nose, how can he eat with his wife in the future.
Pointing his toes on the ground, Jiang Lin rushed up. He directly chose to partially corpse without breathing.
Since Jiang Lin frequently turned into zombies, he can now control his zombie teeth from showing.
Seeing Jiang Lin coming, the commander hurried to run to him.
"Master, go to the side and get Sanji ready. I'll deal with the zombies."
"I don't have any paper, so I can't wipe it even if I have it."
The commander was about to cry, and now he didn't dare to touch the fountain even if he was given toilet paper.
Too Nima hurts.
Just wash it with water.
"Go and go!"
Jiang Lin waved his hands again and again, not to mention smelling it, he didn't even want to look at it.
"Hurry up and get rid of the zombies, hurry up!"
Jiang Lin kicked the zombie over and pulled out his teeth with his hands.
Any use of bamboo pipes to keep zombies from shutting their mouths, and no use of pliers.
Jiang Lin is so fierce.
If you bite him, you will contribute a little corpse poison to him.
"Nima!"
When he got close to the zombie, Jiang Lin realized that the zombie's face was covered in peppers.
"Chirp!"
A few yang fingers were shot out, and the zombie's teeth were directly collapsed.
Then Jiang Lin threw out a stasis symbol to make the zombies be honest.
Although he really wanted to turn this zombie into his own malice, but the commander couldn't explain it.
"Master, the teeth have been collected, let's go. The follow-up cleaning work, you can do it yourself."
Jiang Lin threw the four zombie teeth into the pocket of the commander's uniform, and did not come into close contact with the commander.
The commander nodded again and again, he was really frightened by the zombies and didn't dare to stay here again.
"Junior Brother, do you have any paper?"
The two living treasures, Qiusheng and Wencai, who had been avoiding far away, have barely escaped until now.
"No, you can use the talisman paper yourself."
"Ah? Isn't this blasphemy?"
"You can't use yellow paper that hasn't been drawn before, can you?"
Even Qiusheng and Wencai knew the importance and wiped their farts with a talisman.
"They can still use paper, I can't even use paper."
The commander is bitter, envious of Qiusheng and Wencai to wipe their farts) (shares.
"Open the door, it's me!"
Carrying his trousers to the door of the ancestral hall, the commander began to call for the door.
As soon as the guard opened the door, an unforgettable smell hit them directly.
"vomit!"
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