I Am the Corpse Master

Wu Sheng patted his forehead, and then went on to act. This kid is completely disgusted with longevity.

Ninth Uncle and Qiusheng came to the entrance of the theatre, and lifted the curtain. When Ninth Uncle saw Wen Cai nibbling on sugar cane and shaking his legs while watching the play, he really wanted to pull Wen Cai out with a cane whip immediately.

"Master, look how happy Wencai is watching alone there. What are you singing to ghosts, Master, you are not lying."

Qiusheng thought that Uncle Jiu was so nervous, what a scene it must be, at least there must be a hundred ghosts walking at night, and as a result, he saw a literary talent in it.

How did I just accept these two idiots?

Ninth Uncle was so dizzy that there was only one person in the awning, and the surroundings were completely empty. Even ordinary people could see that there was a problem here, but his two apprentices couldn't see it at all.

No matter how you teach it, if you can teach them to see something weird, that's amazing.

"Come on, let me open your eyes."

There are no ghosts on the Ghost Festival, what is the Ghost Festival called?

Ninth Uncle held Qiusheng's head with both hands, rubbed his thumb on Qiusheng's eyebrows, and then pasted two grapefruit leaves dipped in water on it.

Then Ninth Uncle pulled Qiu Sheng's collar and pressed his head into the curtain.

Do not believe in ghosts?Best not to scare your legs off.

Seeing the scene in the awning again, Qiu Sheng's hair was blown away, and ghosts were one after another, saying that there were fewer ghosts.

Wen Cai also occupied a good seat, right in front of a group of ghosts.

"Master, can we not watch this play?"

Qiu Sheng's first reaction was to back down. This drama is unwatchable and not good-looking, so go back quickly.

Uncle Jiu glared at it and said, "It's so beautiful, why don't you watch it?"

Qiu Sheng had a bitter look on his face, so he could only bite the bullet and watch the situation inside the theatre.

Ninth Uncle also glanced at the awning, and after seeing the four ghosts with mourning sticks in their hands, he felt that things were a little difficult.

Today's Ghost Festival, the home court does not belong to the world, these four ghosts have official positions, so if you don't give face, you can give no face.

And if they knew that he was the general manager of the bank below, maybe they would take his fault, not give him convenience, and spend some money.

But don't go wrong.

Ninth uncle doesn't want to be touched.

Glancing at a glance, a female ghost in the awning found a literary talent with yang energy on her body.

The female ghost licked her lips, ready to hang Wen Cai.

"Oops, there is a female ghost who wants Wen Cai to be a Kaizi."

Ninth Uncle frowned, but Qiu Sheng was a little gloating about misfortune. Wen Cai always laughed at him for losing his life to a female ghost. Now that's all right, he was also hanged by a female ghost.

At this moment, a figure descended from the sky in mid-air, the robe fluttered, and the blue silk was like a waterfall.

If Jiang Lin saw the four ghosts in the awning and the fairy-like female ghost Xiaoli who fell from the sky, he would know that there was no deviation in the plot.

Now that Jiang Lin is not present, it means that Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai are about to get into trouble again.

The female ghost who wanted to congratulate Wencai seemed to have never seen a man before, stroking Wencai's front chest and back, just as she was about to inhale the yang energy, Xiaoli fell to Wencai's side.

The beautiful eyes glared at the female ghost, and the female ghost was so frightened that she let go of Wencai.

She is still incomparable with Xiaoli, who is at the level of the green ghost, she can't compete.

Xiaoli took a breath of smoke to Wencai, and Wencai shuddered, looked behind her, and was immediately stunned.

"When did so many people come?"

Uncle Jiu at the entrance of the theater was so angry that his lungs hurt. After following him for so many years, he couldn't recognize such an obvious ghost.

Can those with blue faces and purple lips be human?

Chapter [-] Two living treasures make a big disaster, a group of wild ghosts get out of the cage

"You only care about watching the show, and of course you didn't notice when someone came, did you?"

The soft voice attracted Wen Cai and turned his head. He was not someone who had never seen beautiful women. Every one of Jiang Lin's daughters-in-law didn't talk about Qingguo, at least Qingcheng was considered good, but after seeing Xiaoli's face, Wen Cai completely fell. .

Facts have proved that even if some men have a high vision, the nature of the sex ruffian will not change.

As long as she is a beautiful woman, she can't take her eyes away.

Wencai is like that.

Because of the line of sight, Qiu Sheng didn't see Xiao Li's face, only knew that there were two female ghosts surrounding Wen Wen.

Although he wanted to see Wencai's jokes, Qiusheng also knew that the current situation was no small matter. Not all female ghosts were like Xiaoyu he met, who only loved people and did not breathe yang.

If Wen Cai was slapped by a female ghost, it would probably be a fart.

"Master, what should I do?"

"It's still too late."

Ninth Uncle tied Qiu Sheng's wrist with a red rope and explained, "You go in and pull Wen Cai back. If the scene is over after a while, he will follow these ghosts to the eighteen layers of hell, and even Jiang Lin and I can't save him. already."

Qiusheng looked at the red rope in his hand, and muttered, "Master, you are so high in Taoism, why don't you go in?"

"It's just because the master's way is high, they are all scared away as soon as they enter, it will be more troublesome then, go in."

Jiu Shu raised his face and gave Qiu Sheng a look.

Who let you down?

Seeing Qiusheng's reluctance, Jiu Shu directly pushed him in.

"People don't commit ghosts, and ghosts don't commit crimes. As long as you pretend that you can't see or hear, there are ghosts in there, and nothing will happen. Remember, the red rope must not be broken, otherwise there are so many ghosts, you don't need them to cast spells. , you'll all beat the wall."

Ninth Uncle felt that he had already mentioned this for his sake. After Qiu Sheng went in and pulled Wen Cai out, there was nothing to do. Anyway, the ghosts were here to guard these lonely souls, and they didn't dare to be too presumptuous.

"I'm sorry, please let me go."

After Qiusheng went in, he completely forgot about Uncle Ninth's advice, and when he saw a few ghosts approaching, he politely borrowed light from him.

The ninth uncle at the entrance has decided that he will have to keep the rattan in his hands in the future.

The left ear goes in, the right ear goes out, you can't beat it!

After Qiusheng borrowed it, he remembered that he shouldn't be able to see or hear, and he was so frightened that he quickly walked to Wencai's side.

As soon as he saw Xiao Li, Qiu Sheng was the same as Wen Cai's previous behavior, and couldn't move at all.

Especially after Xiao Li blinked at Qiu Sheng, Qiu Sheng felt that she was so happy.

So beautiful, amazing on earth, fairy in the sky!

"Miss, you are so beautiful. I have never seen a woman as beautiful as you."

Qiu Sheng has completely become an idiot.

Ninth Uncle was completely spartan, Qiu Sheng didn't even look at Wen Cai, and his squinting eyes were all staring at the out-of-this-world Xiao Li.

Forgot what it was for?

Grandfather, what incense did I burn, and why did I accept these two apprentices?

Ninth Uncle seriously doubted whether he had offended some gods or made the ancestors unhappy, otherwise why did he send such two idiots as his disciples.

Qiusheng is the only way to save Wencai, Ninth Uncle is so angry that he has to try to wake Qiusheng.He kept pulling the red rope in his hand to attract Qiu Sheng's attention.

But Qiusheng, who only saw Xiaoli, forgot everything, his master forgot, his girlfriend Shanshan forgot, and the whole world forgot.

When introducing himself to Xiao Li, Qiu Sheng felt that someone was pulling him, so he took off the red rope on his wrist, and as soon as he let go, the pulling ninth uncle lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Brat, I'm going to rip your skin off!

Ninth Uncle wanted to rush in desperately and rub Qiusheng and Wencai on the ground, but he held back. Tonight's Ghost Festival, there is another ghost messenger present. If he knows the law and breaks the law, the consequences will be very serious.

Do in a hurry.

Seeing Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looking fascinated, Xiao Li also smiled gently, her charm is still very great.

It's a pity that the sky is jealous of Hongyan. She died at the age of nineteen. She hasn't experienced much joy in the world, and is waiting for her reincarnation in the gloomy and boundless underworld.

Since these two idiots are fascinated by her, they might as well take advantage of it...

"Miss, are you here to watch the show? Is there any difficulty?"

Qiu Sheng's heart melted when he saw Xiao Li's slightly raised eyebrows.

Wen Cai also felt that his heart was aching to death, how could such a beautiful lady make her look sad.

"My senior brother is the best at fighting. If you have any difficulties, you can tell him."

Xiao Li was like a Golden Horse Award queen, she burst into tears in an instant, and cried with aggrieved expression: "I didn't come to the show, I was taking refuge. Some people asked me to be their maid, but I still don't give my name. The kind, not even a concubine."

Saying that, Xiaoli looked at the four ghosts standing on the stone platform, and with tears in the corners of her eyes, she whimpered, "It's the four of them who want me to take turns serving the bed."

What?Taking turns to sleep?

Such a beautiful fairy actually made her a maid of the house?

Not even giving the name, wanting to take turns to use such a beautiful fairy as a plaything, it is simply not a human being!Birds. Beasts are not as good!

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't control the power of the flood in their bodies.

"Poor Xiaoli was robbed~"

"Wait for my Qiusheng to fight the injustice!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were so angry that their noses were smoking, and they walked towards the ghost guard behind them with anger on their faces.

A beautiful woman is not scary, what is scary is a beautiful woman who can act.

With beauty on the outside, plus acting skills, it should not be too simple to kill people.

If Diao Chan was not good at acting, no matter how beautiful she was, it would be difficult for Lu Bu to go to Dong Zhuo.

Xiaoli looked at Qiusheng and Wencai, covered her mouth and chuckled, these two boys, they are really stupid to open the door for stupid - they are stupid.

However, Xiao Li was afraid that they would not be able to fight ghosts, so she reminded: "Be careful, they can do sorcery."

"Don't be afraid, we will know Mao Shanshu."