I Am the Corpse Master

Dagui was distressed and stopped Han Mengmeng. What matters now is not to beat his son, but to send the female ghost to reincarnate. Yungao doesn't know the severity of the consequences, but he does know that if the female ghost misses the reincarnation, his son will do something wrong. .

"Can this kid not fight? He does all these things all day long, and even his teacher named him 'Fuck' in English!"

Han Mengmeng was really angry, but after being stopped by Dagui, she stopped chasing and fighting. She also knew that she must find a way to make up for the consequences as soon as possible.

In the end, the two couples got up at the altar overnight and used the golden gate method to break the bridge to send the female ghost away.

Jiang Lin didn't intervene, it was Yun Gao who provoked the matter. If the uncle and aunt couldn't do anything, he would help, but if there was a way, he didn't need to wipe Yungao's ass.

He was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the female ghost. Jiang Lin went back to sleep and continued to sleep. Because of such an incident, he simply evacuated the trapped corpse formation.

But early in the morning, he was woken up by the voice below, and Yun Gao was screaming again.

It turned out that the cauldron he used for the aura collection net was stolen from the nunnery, and the things in the backyard were sorted out by Han Mengmeng and placed at the door, and they were recognized.

Han Mengmeng had never been so embarrassed before, so he threw Yungao's generator and other things downstairs, and then beat his son violently.

What made her even more annoyed was that Yungao didn't admit that he was stealing, and called it borrowing.

Jiang Lin was lying on the railing upstairs, watching the liveliness below, and sighed, even if this son was Ninth Uncle's, he would not be able to fight.

"Isn't it just a fried rice pot? Just pay them."

Dagui stopped Han Mengmeng again, the family is not poor, the pot is rotten, and it is enough to pay for one.

"Pay? People's pot has been cooking for more than [-] years, and now the whole Zhaitang is waiting for this pot to cook. You two don't want face, and I want face! You dead son, I am not Kill you!"

"Stop hitting! Hitting my body hurts my father's heart, you have to hit me!"

The big expensive belly blocked Han Mengmeng, who was chasing Yungao. Han Mengmeng snorted and put away the cane whip in his hand.

"You really are, why are you stealing other people's pots?"

Dagui turned around to persuade and educate Yun Gao, but Yun Gao looked at Han Mengmeng behind Dagui, and his eyes were stunned.

"Mom~"

"Mom, what mother, tell her to hit me if you have the ability."

Dagui turned around and folded his arms, looking at Han Mengmeng like the head of the family.

"you said?"

"Yes! I said it."

Dagui also pointed at himself with his thumb, and then he was dumbfounded. Han Mengmeng took out a stick that was three times thicker from behind and slammed it on him at once.

"Alas! Wife, don't fight, I don't think so. Son, this time Dad won't be able to protect you, so please ask yourself for more blessings."

Dagui became cowardly in seconds and ran away.

This family is really happy.

Jiang Lin couldn't help laughing at the top. He is a master, doesn't he know what his status is in the family?

Chapter [-] What a good dad!

Yun Gao was squeaked by the stick and climbed up the handrail of the stairs.

"Stop for me! Climb, I let you crawl, if you don't move, you are not allowed to move!"

"Mom~"

Yun Gao was lying on the armrest like a dog urinating, and he really didn't dare to move.

"You can come down after this incense stick is burned."

Han Mengmeng took a stool and an incense burner and placed them by the stairs.

Jiang Lin went down the stairs and glanced at Yun Gao. He didn't say anything. It's okay to mess around. He even stole something. He didn't admit it after stealing something. He had to keep his memory long.

My aunt has done a good job in educating the children.

"Senior brother, help."

When Yungao saw Jiang Lin coming down, he gave him a look and asked him to help blow incense.

Jiang Lin shrugged, saying he didn't have time to spare.

"Have you finished the Six Kingdoms Grand Chancellor?"

Shoubo came over with a bowl of rice in his arms. Usually, whenever there was a disturbance at home, he would slip away to avoid accidental injury.

"Shoubo, help, help me blow it out."

Yun Gao seemed to have found a life-saving straw and asked Shoubo to blow it for him.

"Trouble me again."

Shoubo took a long breath and began to blow on the lit incense.

Jiang Lin was stunned by the blowing, a thirty-centimeter incense was blown to the bottom by Shou Bo in one breath.

"Long breath, right? If you like to blow it, you can finish this one."

Yun Gao was not happy before he arrived, but his mother held a giant thick incense as thick as a thigh and put it in the incense burner.

"Shoubo, Shoubo."

Yun Gao continued to wink at Shou Bo, Shou Bo shook his head and said, "I can't blow it, this incense is longer than my life, eat and eat."

"Hey, this son is probably going to pee for a day. Don't be afraid. Dad will take you to be an adult at night. Take it easy."

Seeing that his wife was not there, Dagui, who came to the stairs, showed a wretched smile and licked his lips.

Nani?to be an adult? !

Jiang Lin raised his brows on one side, of course he knew what it meant, hey) (Hey.

But did you teach your son this way?

What a fucking good dad!

"Jiang Lin, and you, I guess you're not an adult, right? Uncle Shi will take you with you! Last night, the female ghost was quite beautiful, her figure was even better, and she was in a daze. You don't even know how to use it."

Then Dagui looked at Jiang Lin, the fat on his face matched his expression, how wretched and wretched he was.

At lunch and dinner yesterday, Jiang Lin pushed the ginseng soup, so Dagui had a very good impression of Jiang Lin and decided to take him there to have a good time.

Speaking of the female ghost from last night, a very pity expression appeared on Dagui's face.

That waist, that steamed bun) (Head, face is still pretty, and most importantly, without the main soul, I don't know anything. With such a good opportunity, Jiang Lin actually made her dress neatly.

They all went to bed, what a great opportunity.

Shameful waste of resources!

Therefore, Dagui concluded that Jiang Lin was a junior brother, and it is estimated that he would not even know how to use a gun.

"..."

Jiang Lin was speechless, just take your son, why don't you take me, do I need to go to that kind of place?

There are seventeen or eight immortal wives at home, do you still need to mess around in the cellar?Just kidding.

Dagui's words behind him, combined with the action of catching the ball with both hands, made him even more ashamed.

My eyesight is also relatively high!

Even if the female ghost is more beautiful, can there still be my little Qian Ting Ting Yue Chi and they are beautiful?

No matter how good your figure is, is it comparable to my Ayan and Jin Tianyi?

"Uncle Shi, Aunt Shi is so beautiful, do you still go to that kind of place?"

"Don't mention it, don't let me touch it this year."

Dagui is very depressed. What's the use of his beautiful wife, he can't eat.

He didn't know that it was because he was fooling around with some diseases and passed it on to his wife, otherwise how could he not have that kind of life at this age.

As soon as Jiang Lin heard it, he could guess what was going on.Originally, he wanted to push it, but when he saw Dagui's saliva, he didn't refuse.

And if he doesn't go, when the aunt asks, he will have to lie, there is no need.

When he thought of going to Yihong Courtyard at night, Dagui rubbed his hands in excitement.

After a busy day of business, after dinner, Han Mengmeng went to wash the dishes. Dagui secretly took Jiang Lin and Yungao away from Baofa Village and went to Yihong Courtyard, a man's paradise.

"Ouch~ Your Majesty, why did you come here?"

When they arrived at Yihong Courtyard, Dagui was surrounded by a group of bewitching women, and the voice was so loud that it was unbearable to listen to.

Dagui held two with one arm, and directly embraced four women, the inside kissed with his mouth, and the outside touched with his hands, making a group of women chatter.

Let me go, it's because the wife at home is too beautiful, so do you want to change the taste?

Jiang Lin felt goosebumps, this kind of appearance also kiss?

Because of the remote location and low level of development, the women here are not comparable to those in the south. Although they are not crooked melons and cracked dates, they are not at all beautiful.

However, in this Yihong Courtyard, the hardware is not good, the software is the best, the equipment is not good, and the technology is combined, which can make men so happy.

"Hey, my little darlings, the wife at home is keeping an eye on them, isn't there a chance? Chun Ma, find me four beauties with high skills, and two more who can take care of people. Today I will The nephew and son are here to be adults, so don't treat them as veterans."

Dagui threw out a row of oceans, looking like he was rich and rich, and shouted at the old bustard.The old bustard looked at the big ocean on the table, his mouth was grinning to the bottom of his ears, he shook the handkerchief in his hand, squeezed his throat and said, "Master, our girls here are the best at taking care of broods, and I promise to make them satisfied. Xiao Cui, Xiao Hua, Take the two young masters to be adults."

"Dad, I don't want it."

Jiang Lin was nothing, very calm, Yun Gao shouted there, what is the purpose of being an adult?so afraid!

"You didn't come here, and you tasted the sweetness for a while. Maybe you begged me to bring you here every night. With a good father like me, why don't you go there secretly? Look at how calm your senior brother is, stop screaming, Enter the room and call again. Don't worry, take your time, Dad will wait for you. Well, don't disturb me, I'll have enough fun tonight. "

Dagui happily hugged the four women and entered the room.

What a great dad!

Jiang Lin gave Yun Gao a sympathetic look, you are truly fortunate to have such a good father.

Chapter six hundred and ninety fourth human tragedy