I Am the Corpse Master

Dagui's current appearance can no longer be described as miserable, with nails and rake holes all over his body, blood spraying out, and oil oozing out.

However, the two or three hundred kilograms of fat on Dagui's body is not covered. Most people would have broken bones and tendons after being beaten like this, but his fat meat has a full buffering force, just like a tank. Helped him prevent a lot of damage.

Han Mengmeng's mace has not really broken the defense.

Dad, ask yourself for more happiness.

Yun Gao was afraid that his mother would come to trouble his father after he taught him a lesson, so he hurried back to his room to sleep. Even if he couldn't sleep because of the noise, he had to pretend to be asleep.

"The Six Nations has begun to seal the prime minister again."

Even if Shoubo was hard of hearing, he was woken up by the pig's bark. After coming to the living room, he was so frightened that he hurried back. If the mace greeted him, he would burp.

After repairing Dagui thoroughly, Han Mengmeng gasped heavily, pointing to the ground and pumping) (The twitching Dagui scolded: "If Jiang Lin didn't know what to do and brought Yungao back, I would have to rip it alive today. about you."

If you take your son to that kind of place, if you are covered in flowers and willows, it will be hard to find even a wife.

Finally able to sleep.

When Jiang Lin saw that the battle had finally stopped, he went back to his room. The movement just now, even if he used the formation method to isolate him, was useless. The [-]-pound lump of fat jumped up and down, but it was still not hitting the wall. This movement, The formation is really not isolated.

"You two stinky boys, betray me, I'm really mad at me!"

Early the next morning, Yungao put medicine and bandages on his father, and Dagui blamed Jiang Lin and Dagui feebly.

"Dad, we really didn't say anything. It was because my clothes had a woman's belly pocket in my clothes, so my mother found out. If I didn't do it, I would be the same as you."

"If you say that, I feel better in my heart."

Dagui was depressed all night. He originally thought that he kindly took two juniors to become adults, but he didn't say anything, and even shook him out.

But now it seems that these two boys have been wronged.

"You really don't know how to enjoy, and you don't even know what you think. Your brain is not like a man's. The feeling of being an adult is really ecstasy."

Dagui's wound hasn't scarred yet, so he forgot about the pain, and fantasized about when he would go again.

Han Mengmeng, who was preparing the ginseng soup outside, gritted his teeth, and this fat fat man was still there.

Still not hard enough!

Damn, don't touch those women in the cellar, they are all despised.

Jiang Lin's head was covered in black lines, and said, "Uncle Shi, I can't count all the wives in my family, and they all look like gods. Do you think I need to touch those unclean women?"

It's funny, my wife needs to touch the bus?

"I'm obedient!"

"Brother, how many wives do you have?"

Jiang Lin's words made Da Gui and Yun Gao Lei stunned on the outside, and their eyes were bigger than bull's eyes. Jiang Lin couldn't even count them with three hands.

Han Mengmeng outside also almost knocked over the ginseng soup in his hand. He couldn't see that Jiang Lin was so young and had so many wives that he couldn't count them on one hand, didn't he have to have at least five?

"Jiang Lin, worthy nephew, come over here, uncle and learn from you, how did you get the first and the second, in short, how did you get the wife in front of you?"

Dagui was in a hurry, and his desire to seek knowledge was very strong. He was eager to know how Jiang Lin gave the big room a blow when he married the second room, and how he gave the big room and the second room ecstasy soup when he married the third room and the fourth room.

"Master, I'll go down first."

Feeling the same murderous aura behind him as last night, Jiang Lin gave up his seat, and Han Mengmeng came over again with a mace.

"Get the scriptures? I'll let you become a Buddha today!"

Han Mengmeng blew up again, and it wasn't enough to steal the fish. She wanted to lead her in and settle her down.

This time the pig's call was upstairs, I don't know if Dagui can survive.

Jiang Lin froze when he heard this voice.

Chapter [-] Nine uncles have a life-and-death catastrophe!

The room upstairs is not as good as the living room downstairs. There is very little space for Dagui to move. In addition, he was paralyzed from exhaustion last night, and the pain on his body has already flared up. Han Mengmeng can only be regarded as making pork balls. rammed on the body.

"Say! How many rooms do you want?"

"How many wives? How many concubines? Is ten enough?"

Dagui didn't keep his mouth shut, he said enough, ten was enough, and then he was miserable again.

I wanted ten.

So Dagui has now become a veritable mummy, no, it's a mummy pig.

At noon, Han Mengmeng opened an altar in the backyard. Today, she is going to help her, to predict the good and bad luck and whereabouts of the ninth uncle.

Jiang Lin watched from the side, his palms sweating involuntarily.

His divination ability is not bad, but the ninth uncle and his wives are affected by the corpse poison essence to a certain extent. It is difficult for ordinary divination to figure out what he needs to know. If there is a ninth uncle It is possible for him to calculate the blood.

Before the ninth uncle and the others left the division, the master left their hair in the division, just to prevent such a situation from happening, Han Mengmeng used this to help, there should be no small effect.

Yun Gao helped Dagui, who was wearing a bandage, to the backyard. He still wanted to see the news about the life and death of Uncle Jiu.

Put a string of copper coins into the golden bowl, and then Han Mengmeng threw Jiu Shu's hair into it, twisted Zhang Lingfu to set it on fire, and put it into it.

Stepping on Yubu and chanting a mantra, Han Mengmeng pointed at the copper coins in the bowl, and the ten copper coins jumped in the golden bowl.

The two palms slapped on the altar, and the golden bowl, along with the copper coins, were shaken off the table, and finally flipped a few times in mid-air and buckled upside down on the table.

Han Mengmeng pressed her palm against the bottom of the bowl, and there was a clanging sound from the bowl. After that, her palms gathered spiritual power and smashed the golden bowl into pieces with one palm.

Jiang Lin's eyes lit up, although the golden bowl was not pure gold, but smashing the golden bowl with one palm also proved that his aunt should not be underestimated.

Han Mengmeng didn't care to wipe the sweat on her forehead, and picked up the gold nugget aside.

"This……"

Seeing the information displayed by the hexagram, Han Mengmeng's face suddenly turned white.

Jiang Lin's heart suddenly tightened, and he quickly asked, "What's the matter with the aunt?"

"Senior brother, brother, he...he has a catastrophe of life and death this year, nine deaths... ten deaths..."

When Jiang Lin heard such words, it was like a grenade exploded in his ear, and his head buzzed for a while.

Nine deaths?Ten dead?

"Where is Uncle Shi?!"

Jiang Lin was so anxious that he even forgot to change his name for Ninth Uncle.

However, Han Mengmeng and Dagui were also in shock at the moment, and did not pay attention to this detail.

"Due west."

"Uncle Shi, Aunt Shi, although Shizu's death anniversary is approaching, but the safety of Shifu is unknown, Shishi nephew will come again."

After saying that, Jiang Lin shot violently. After returning to his room and fetching his luggage, he went out of Baofa Village and ran towards the due west.

After Dagui and Han Mengmeng came back to their senses, Jiang Lin disappeared.

"Wife, don't cry, it's just that there is a catastrophe of life and death this year, and it may not have happened."

Dagui saw that Han Mengmeng was tearful, and hurried up to persuade him.

In the mountains hundreds of miles away from Baofa Village, Ninth Uncle was wearing a leather coat made of animal skins, with a snow cap on his head, pulling a slightly smaller four-wheeled car, and sitting in the car was a young girl dressed in the same way.

"Dad, we have already passed the Daxing'anling Mountains. When will we arrive at Zhangjiakou? Will we pass through Xinghua Village where the shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village? The bamboo leaves there are delicious. Dad, why are you in such a hurry to go there?"

The girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, with a pretty face and innocent face, shaking her head and asking Uncle Ninth one question after another.

"Xiaoshuang, it is estimated that it will arrive in another five or six days. The anniversary of your master's death is coming soon. We have to arrive before that day. By the way, let's visit your master aunt, that is, your master aunt. I pay homage to your master. After that, we have to rush back to Renjia Town as soon as possible, your five senior brothers and your third sister-in-law should be in a hurry."

The girl sitting in the car was named Ningshuang, and Uncle Jiu called her Xiaoshuang or Shuanger. As for why Ningshuang was called Uncle Jiu, there were many twists and turns.

"Father, is the third senior brother really as legendary as you said? He is even more powerful than you, and he actually married eight wives. Does he not have to sleep at night? I really want to see this third senior brother. "

"..."

Fortunately, Ninth Uncle has a rope on his shoulders to pull the cart, otherwise he will definitely be knocked down by Ningshuang, what does this girl think about all day long?

"Your third senior brother, uh, is very strong."

Jiu Shu's evaluation of Jiang Lin is that he is very strong.

Forget the next year, Uncle Ninth's eyebrows are wrinkled. It has been almost four years since he came out, and he is eager to go back to Renjia Town to have a look.

Uncle Jiu didn't know Jiang Lin, Qiusheng and Wencai, he was more anxious than him, especially Jiang Lin, who had been looking for him in Saibei for a few months last year, and this year he came to Zhangjiakou specifically to find him.

Outside the Great Wall is no better than the Central Plains. Sometimes people can't see people for hundreds of miles. In the afternoon, Jiu Shu and Ning Shuang ate the rest of the dry food and took a rest by the roadside.

"Dad, there are rabbits. I have braised rabbit meat tonight."

Ningshuang saw a hare not far away, and ran over excitedly, ready to catch a braised meal.

But although the rabbit was small, it ran very fast, and there were many holes on the ground. Ningshuang chased it for a few minutes, but couldn't catch it.

Finally, the hare got into a hole in the ground, and a red-robed fire ghost inside opened its mouth and swallowed the hare.

Ningshuang digs into the hole, but only pulls out a wisp of rabbit hair from the ghost's mouth.

"Hey, I'm pissed off!"

Picking up a dead wooden stick next to it, Ningshuang smashed it into the hole, and half of the face of the red-robed fire ghost below was smashed by the wooden stick.

"Xiaoshuang, come back if you can't catch it, we're still on our way."

"Oh."

Ningshuang lost the dead wood stick in her hand, and she didn't find blood on the top of the stick, and there was an eyeball attached to it.

"Ruined my face, I must kill you!"

After Ninth Uncle and Ningshuang left, there was an angry roar from the cave, which made people feel terrified and horrified.

Chapter six hundred and ninety seventh reunion

"I thought I had braised rabbit meat. I'm so hungry. Dad, are you hungry?"