I Am the Corpse Master

"You're so ugly, but you're tempting. I'll destroy you on behalf of the beauty!"

"Dongdongbo!"

A yang finger qi directly pierced through the heart of the fox spirit.

A scream came out of Fox Jing's mouth.

"Well, although it looks ugly, the voice is okay."

"Apoof!"

The vixen whose heart was pierced did not die immediately, but when she heard Jiang Lin's words, she spit out a mouthful of blood.

I just have a sound...

It was not easy for this fox to become a human being, but Jiang Lin was finally pissed off.

"I will be reborn as a beautiful fox spirit in my next life."

Jiang Lin blew his fingers, and did not forget to make a knife.

"Jiang Lin, what was the sound just now, I heard numbness all over my body."

The four-eyed Taoist priest rushed over, and one sentence almost made Jiang Lin choked on his saliva.

Jiang Lin looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest with sympathy. You are still young and have never heard a better voice from a woman.

"Wow! This figure..."

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the fox spirit figure with only human body left on the ground, his little heart beating non-stop.

Jiang Lin: "..."

This figure has just been reviewed by me for nothing.

Chapter [*]: The First Encounter

The corpse of the fox spirit on the ground also showed its original shape.

"Pop! Kill the little demon and get [*] points of hostility."

"It turned out to be a fox, a raccoon, whoa, can't play."

When the four-eyed Taoist saw the fox corpse, he beat his chest, and his heart suddenly calmed down.

"Uncle Simu, you just rushed here, what about those guests?"

Jiang Lin pointed to the corpse that was bouncing around in the bushes behind.

"It's all messed up, brothers, don't jump around."

The four-eyed Taoist hurriedly went back to maintain the order of the corpses. These were his guests. If they bumped into each other, it would affect his reputation, credibility, and future business.

The two chased the corpse for five nights, and in the early morning of the sixth day, they traveled all the way to a mountain basin.

The four-eyed Taoist temple has finally arrived.

I have to say that the eyesight of the four-eyed Taoist is very good.

Although there are not many people in the radius of [*] miles, the location of this Taoist temple is a good place to live and practice.

Whether it is Feng Shui or the surrounding heaven and earth, the richness of spiritual energy is much better than that of Jiu Shu's Yizhuang and Zhang Han Shimen's Taoist Temple.

The talent of the four-eyed Taoist is not very outstanding, but he is also at the level of an alchemist like Ninth Uncle, but his skills and cultivation are far less solid than Ninth Uncle.

The four-eyed Taoist priest can break through to become an alchemist, and there are many credits to this Taoist temple.

Jiang Lin saw that there were three or five ducks and geese and two or three piglets in the vicinity of the Taoist Church.

"That house? Could it be Master Yixiu?"

There is a neighboring house next to the Taoist temple of the four-eyed Taoist priest, but there seems to be no one in it at this time.

"Stand down, get off work."

The four-eyed Taoist blew out the lights in the soul shrine and said to Jiang Lin, "Boy, you have helped me a lot along the way. I will ask Jia Le to cook some good dishes, and I will reward you."

For Jiang Lin to follow, the four-eyed Taoist priest was still very happy. On the way, they encountered a few little monsters and some evil spirits, as well as a lot of tigers and leopards.

If it weren't for Jiang Lin's good helper, it would still be very, very difficult for Daoist Master Simu to take this big business.

"Jia Le, open the door."

The four-eyed Daoist went up to call the door, but no one answered a few times.

"Jingjing, you are so beautiful."

Jiang Lin's hearing is very good, and he heard the voice of a young man in the room talking about his dreams.

"It seems that you don't need to see this senior Jia Le, his image already has a general outline."

Jiang Lin guessed whether the two masters and apprentices would be there for a while.

After calling for a long time, no one answered the door, and the four-eyed Taoist pushed his arms beside the door latch.

The wallpaper pasted on the door was directly stabbed and torn. The four-eyed Daoist pulled his hands inside the door, and the door opened.

Jiang Lin felt very speechless, what is this door used for?

Four-eyed Daoist, you are a person with gold bar storage, so you use such a door?

It is estimated that thieves do not come to this uninhabited area, otherwise if you find a family here, you will remove all the things you have.

"Senior Brother Four Eyes, your class... is a bit special."

"What do you know? A door like this won't block the flow of spiritual energy. Your uncle and I are all cultivating when I sleep."

The four-eyed Taoist raised his face, as if you only knew one of them and did not know the other.

After opening the door, the four-eyed Taoist priest saw his apprentice Jia Le laying on the boss chair and sleeping very sweetly.

"Stinky boy, I asked you to guard the gate, you dream of Duke Zhou!"

Closing the door gently, the four-eyed Taoist priest decided to teach this useless apprentice a lesson.

Of course, such a door needs to be watched to be safe. Do you really think that the four-eyed Taoist does not care that his gold bars may be stolen?

Then what is he doing so desperately to chase the corpse away?

The four-eyed Taoist went over to hold a pile of firewood and distributed it to the corpses lined up in a line, one for each hand.

Jiang Lin shook his head and felt a moment of silence for Senior Brother Jia Le who had not yet met.

"Uncle Shi, you can do it first, I will take these guests to the morgue."

Jiang Lin didn't mean to watch the fun. He worked all night, was hungry, and was relatively sleepy.

You two wonderful masters and apprentices fall in love and kill each other.

After Jiang Lin left, the sound of Jia Le oops came from the room.

It seems that this family music is not as lucky as in the movie, surreptitiously saw the scene of the four-eyed Taoist splitting sticks.

So, he was sad.

Jiang Lin turned his face with the corpse and rushed to the morgue. He looked at the neighbor's house of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and wanted to see what kind of person that Master Yixiu was.

The four-eyed Taoist priest is responsible for the joke. If there is no Master Yixiu as a foil, the humor will be reduced a lot.

"Damn boy, stop for me!"

From the back came the roar of the four-eyed Taoist priest, the master beat the apprentice, and dared to run.

"Sleep, what should I do if I get robbed?"

The sound of sticks pounding came from the room, and Jiang Lin tilted his body to avoid a flying stick.

"Fuck, do you need to be so hard? I feel sorry for Jia Le for three seconds."

Another stick flew out, almost hitting Jiang Lin's forehead.

"Fuck! Hurry up and hide!"

With a flick of the bell in his hand, Jiang Lin ran towards the morgue with the corpse.

Just then, outside the fence, an old man with short hair and a little girl came over.

The short-haired old man wears a rosary on his neck and is dressed in brown monk attire; the little girl looks like sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a red floral shirt.

The two are the neighbors of the four-eyed Taoist priest-Master Yixiu and his apprentice Jingjing.

The master and Jingjing were startled by the roar of the four-eyed Taoist priest, so they looked towards the Taoist temple.

"Jingjing, there seems to be a thief next door. Someone stole a body. Stop him."

"Okay, Master. I hate thieves the most."

Jingjing frowned and charged towards Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin wanted to hide from the four-eyed Taoist master and his apprentice, but he was treated as a corpse thief by Master Yixiu.

When people are unlucky, drinking cold water is always stuck in their teeth.

Jingjing let out a soft drink, leaped into the air, and flew towards Jiang Lin.

She was in a bad mood. She just came here yesterday, and Jia Le next door took her as a boy and hugged her from behind.

If it weren't for her quick reaction, even her chest would have been caught.

The damn thing is, Jia Le next door explained that it was okay to admit her mistake, and kept saying that she was like a boy.

This is unbearable for any girl.

What made Jingjing even more angry was that her master kept talking for Jia Le.

People have made a mistake and regarded you as a boy.

Jingjing felt aggrieved, I was so cute, but she said I was like a blue child.

So when she saw a thief stealing the body today, Jingjing decided to pour her anger on the "little thief".

"what?"

Jiang Lin was stunned when he saw a girl flying in the air, what was this for?