I Am the Corpse Master

Do morning exercises?Morning exercise?

But do morning exercises need to jump so high?

No, it turned out to be... to kick me!

Jiang Lin was stunned.

What are you doing?

Although Jingjing is not very tall, her strength is not small.

However, for Jiang Lin, such an attack was not in his sight.

Fei came and kicked him in the chest, Jiang Lin bent over in a sullen mood, his body stayed straight, and bounced Jingjing back.

"That... girl, do we know each other?"

"No need to know!"

Jingjing saw that one foot had no effect, she twisted her waist and turned her body in mid-air, swiping her legs against Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin: "..."

Bending slightly, Jiang Lin avoided Jingjing's sweep.

"Hello girl, did you admit the wrong person, Xiaosheng Jianglin."

"There is no mistake!"

Jiang Lin was speechless, what kind of plot is this Nima?

Hit me when you meet me?

I eat your steamed buns and still owe you money.

Chapter [*] I will wash your clothes for you

Fortunately, Jiang Lin is a well-bred person. In the face of Jingjing's attack, he can dodge when he can, and turn away when he can't.

"I think we can stop and talk, there must be some misunderstanding, girl, you are very strong, and you have caught up with the boys."

Jiang Lin didn't fight back from the beginning to the end, and he didn't dodge afterward. Jingjing's punches and kicks, as long as it wasn't on the vital parts, the massage effect was good.

As for the dirty clothes, he doesn't care, anyway, whoever misunderstands and who pollutes them will take the initiative to deal with it.

"Jingjing, I think there must be a misunderstanding."

The master also came forward. Seeing that Jiang Lin had no intention of doing anything, he felt that he might have misunderstood.

"You are the boy!"

Jingjing's heart exploded even more. She is such a good daughter's family. Why does anyone talk to her with a "boy".

As soon as she jumped up, Jingjing came with a half-empty horse hanging and split, trying to kick Jiang Lin's face.

I went, what is this called!

Jiang Lin stretched out a hand and directly grabbed Jingjing's ankle.

Without any effort, Jingjing was pinned in midair by Jiang Lin.

"you……"

"Jingjing, stop, we're afraid we misunderstood."

Master Yixiu felt that this time the fun was too big, they should have completely misunderstood this young man.

Otherwise, he would not have been punched and kicked and he would not fight back until now.

This guy has a good temper, and he won't be a corpse thief.

But Jingjing is angry now, how can she listen to the master's words.

Jia Le accidentally admitted her wrong and hugged her, she wanted to chop off Jia Le's hand.

This girl's temper is not covered.

At least on the surface, she's not short-tempered.

Jingjing's other foot used Jiang Lin's grip to kick forward.

"Girl, girl, beautiful and lovely girl, I think it's alright. I really didn't mean to say you were a boy. I made a slip of the tongue, and I apologize."

Jiang Lin grabbed Jingjing's other ankle with one hand and made it hang in the air, then Jiang Lin sent both arms forward, using skill to send Jingjing back to the ground, and followed by apologizing.

The other party is a girl, he himself was misunderstood, what can he do to beat this girl?scold?

Jiang Lin gestured for surrender with both hands.

Go embarrass yourself for a while.

I don't have to say anything.

Jingjing only stopped at this time, the master on the side had a hunch that their two masters and apprentices would have embarrassing cancer.

"oops!"

At this time, Jia Le escaped from the house, and after shouting "Oh," he quickly covered his mouth.

The four-eyed Taoist priest chased after him, and when he saw Jiang Lin who was covered in footprints and raised his hands to surrender, he shouted, "Jiang Lin, have you been trampled on?"

"Uh... yeah."

When the master saw that Jiang Lin was familiar with the four-eyed Taoist priest, he really wanted to find a hole to drill.

"Master, he is not a thief..."

Before Jingjing could finish her words, the master covered her mouth, misunderstood her, and thought she was a thief.

If this is said, the four-eyed Taoist priest will explode.

"He is my honored guest. Monk, you haven't appeared for so long, and you hit my honorable guest as soon as you appear. What do you mean?"

The four-eyed Taoist master had good hearing, although he didn't hear it very clearly, he knew what was going on.

Jiang Lin glanced at the four-eyed Taoist, when did he become a distinguished guest?

"Brother Dao, I misunderstood."

The master quickly apologized, but looking at Jiang Lin's footprints, he felt disbelief when he said this.

Misunderstand?

Misunderstandings can beat people like this, except for the face, they are all stepped on.

At this time, Jingjing also felt that she had done too much, and her face was burning.

Jiang Lin really didn't fight back.

"Jiang Lin is my nephew from the outer sect, from the Chen Dao faction. He is very good, what do you think of him?"

"Jia Le, this is your junior brother. He is much stronger than you. I have relied on him all the way to come back successfully. I work hard and don't complain, and respect my teacher."

After scolding the master, the four-eyed Taoist introduced Jiang Lin to Jia Le, who was full of bags.

"Hello, brother."

Jiang Lin greeted Jia Le.

"Hello, brother."

"Look at people, how polite, how polite. They were beaten by you and surrendered."

"I'm sorry, sorry brother."

The master continued to apologize. Although he was not the one who did it, he regarded Jiang Lin as a corpse thief, and it was him who made Jingjing do it.

The four-eyed Taoist was so unreasonable that he praised Jiang Lin as rare in the sky and rare on earth.

His original intention was not to praise Jianglin, but to disapprove of the master, and he wanted to see the master make an embarrassment.

"That four-eyed uncle, what you said is too exaggerated."

Jiang Lin couldn't take it any longer. He was praised by the four-eyed Taoist priest as a very good man. Lu Bu was among the people, and Chitu was among the horses.

"Look, such a humble and polite child, you trample them like this. The clothes are all newly bought, Jiang Lin took off his clothes and let this monk wash them."

"It should be."

The master immediately said that the clothes must be washed clean.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I'll wash your clothes for you."

Jingjing lowered her head halfway and went up to apologize to Jiang Lin.

Jia Le on the side didn't know how much he envied Jiang Lin. If Jingjing could wash his clothes, let alone step on his body, he would be willing to step on him all over his body.

"Don't need this..."

Jiang Lin would definitely not wash the clothes himself, and he said this to give Jingjing and the master a step down.

The two of them had no ill will towards him, it was just an oolong.

And looking at it like this, even if he doesn't let Jingjing wash the clothes, the master will not agree.

"No, what needs to be washed needs to be washed. Let me wash it for you."

Jingjing's attitude is very firm.

Jiang Lin was beaten by her for no reason. He didn't fight back and was angry. Fortunately, he spoke to her angrily.

Such people must be compensated, absolutely!

But Jingjing didn't know that after Jiang Lin was misunderstood, he was indeed a little black-bellied.

If you don't listen when you are so angry and angry, then don't blame me for being unkind.

I won't talk nonsense, just see how embarrassed you are.

"Okay, I'll replace it in a while, and I'll bring it to you."

Jiang Lin wanted to laugh, he punched and kicked me with his front feet, and begged me to wash your clothes with his back feet.

Jia Le looked at Jingjing and nodded again and again, and really wanted to say: Jingjing, come to wrong me, come to misunderstand me.