I asked you to teach the worst class, but you made it the best in the school?

In order to save normal class time, the big exams are usually scheduled on weekends.

So the first mock exam was scheduled on the weekend.

The end of the first mock exam indicates that this weekend is almost over.

"Give me the things, I'll hand them in, and you can go back first!" Seeing that Zhou Yu was already yawning, Xiao Chen took over the task and asked Zhou Yu to go back to the dormitory to rest as soon as possible.

Zhou Yu was a little surprised. While handing the packed answer sheet to Xiao Chen, he asked, "Okay, but don't I have to wait for you? You're not going back?" Then he handed the answer sheet to Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen took the brown paper bag and replied nonchalantly, "Aren't you tired? I'll let you go back first! I'm going to the town to buy some things later. Why, do you want to come with me?"

"Forget it!" Zhou Yu shook his head and refused, "The town is too far away, and I don't have anything fun, so I won't go!"

"Then why are you asking!" Xiao Chen walked towards the office without looking back, "Go back and rest!"

After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Yu took off his coat and lay on the bed. Not long after, he fell asleep. When Zhou Yu woke up again, it was completely dark outside.

Zhou Yu glanced out the window, picked up the phone next to the pillow, and looked at the time.

Vocal!

The time on the phone was 7:16 in the evening.

When he saw this time, Zhou Yu, who was still a little confused, instantly became energetic. I didn't expect that I only planned to take a short rest, but I didn't expect that it was so late when I woke up!

Zhou Yu climbed up from the bed, opened the quilt, and walked to the desk in slippers.

‘Hiss’

A piercing cold air penetrated Zhou Yu’s underwear and pierced into his bones.

It’s so cold!

Zhou Yu rubbed his arms involuntarily, walked quickly to the desk, turned on the desk lamp, and then returned to the original path and quickly got back into the quilt.

The warm quilt made Zhou Yu’s hands and feet, which were a little cold just after getting out of the quilt, warm up a little. Zhou Yu, who had recovered his breath, only then realized that his stomach was protesting with a ‘gurgling’ sound.

Rubbing his stomach, Zhou Yu looked out the window again and couldn’t help but have a headache.

It was already this time, and there must be no food in the cafeteria. Instant noodles were ready, but Zhou Yu didn’t want to eat them. If he went outside, the distance was too far, and he had to walk a long way.

Just as he was struggling over whether to go out to eat, his stomach started to growl again and protested.

With the urging of his empty stomach, Zhou Yu gritted his teeth, lifted the quilt, put on his clothes, went out, and headed out of the school in the cold wind.

When he entered the warm room again, Zhou Yu was already sitting in a spicy hot pot restaurant.

After finishing the bowl of spicy hot pot worth 6 yuan in front of him, Zhou Yu was completely warm.

"Ha~~"

With a satisfied sigh, Zhou Yu wiped his mouth, and walked back along the way he came in the cold wind.

Back in the dormitory, Zhou Yu put the plastic bag full of snacks in his hand in the corner, picked up the thermos, filled the cup on his desk with water, and then sat back in front of the desk, took a large pile of test papers on the side and began to correct them again.

"Tsk, what's all this about?" Zhou Yu smacked his lips and shook his head.

That is, everything is aligned to the granularity of the college entrance examination, and the names are covered up and invisible. Otherwise, this is a student in his class, and Zhou Yu would have to call this student to his front, throw the paper in her/his face, and scold him/her.

The test paper that Zhou Yu was grading happened to be the part of "Fill in the blanks in the following famous articles and famous sentences".

The first question, "Don't return to your hometown before you are old", left a blank for the candidate to fill in, and then there was a bracket behind it, which indicated the source of the poem, which came from Wei Zhuang's "Bodhisattva Man".

Originally, the blank at the back should have been written about returning home with a broken heart. As a result, this candidate wrote a sentence "Hanging oneself on the southeast branch" at the back.

But when he saw the second question, Zhou Yu's face began to look wrong.

The more he read, the darker Zhou Yu's face became.

"What the hell is going on here!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he crossed out a big "cross" on the small area that said "Fill in the blanks of the following famous passages and famous quotes" and wrote a 0 on it.

Next to the 0 point was the answer written by the student.

No wonder Zhou Yu was angry, because the answers on the whole page were all related to "Southeast Branch"!

For the second question, "Dancing Pavilion and Singing Stage", the candidate wrote "Hanging on the Southeast Branch" in the last sentence.

For the third question, "Where is the Prime Minister's Temple?", he/she wrote "Hanging on the Southeast Branch" in the last sentence.He wrote the sentence ‘Jinguan hangs himself on the southeast branch’. If we only look at the first two questions, we can say that this student has not memorized the original poem and just picked up ‘southeast branch’ to make up the number.

But for the third question, he/she has clearly written the word ‘Jinguan’, and obviously knows that the next sentence is ‘Jinguan City Outside Cypress Forest’, but he/she still wrote the sentence ‘Jinguan hangs himself on the southeast branch’, which obviously shows the attitude of this candidate, that he/she does not take this exam seriously.

Do you think this is funny? Zhou Yu cursed inwardly.

If it was normal, Zhou Yu would not be so angry if he made a little joke in class, and he would even cooperate in making a little joke.

But this is a very formal exam, and doing this is obviously irresponsible to himself.

Shaking his head, putting these unnecessary emotions behind him, Zhou Yu continued to look at the other contents on the test paper.

Well, this kid is addicted to this game, right? !

Zhou Yu saw another question, the title is classical Chinese translation, please translate the underlined part of the classical Chinese into vernacular Chinese.

The content of the classical Chinese is 'I couldn't use you earlier, and now I'm in a hurry to ask for you, it's my fault'. This sentence is selected from a sentence in "Zhu Zhiwu Retreats Qin Shi" by Zuo Qiuming of the pre-Qin Dynasty. The correct translation should be: 'I couldn't use you earlier, and today I'm in a hurry to ask you, it's my fault. '

But the test paper in Zhou Yu's hand was written on it, 'I couldn't have a child with you earlier, and today I'm in a hurry to have a child with you, it's my fault! '

Seeing this dog-crawling combination of words, Zhou Yu couldn't hold it anymore.

Except for the last sentence 'It's my fault', no other word in this translation is correct.

Okay, okay, you're playing like this, right!

Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and turned on the Leeuwenhoek mode on this test paper.

After the final revision, I found that the remaining reading comprehension, composition and other parts were much more normal than the ancient Chinese famous quotes and classical Chinese translations I wrote before.

And strangely, this student's composition was quite good. Not only did it not go off topic, it was even somewhat to Zhou Yu's taste. Except that the handwriting was indeed a bit bad.

Finally, Zhou Yu generously gave 48 points for the composition. If the handwriting was not too dragging, Zhou Yu would even be willing to give 50+ points.