I didn't want to be an actor

Seeing that the program team was really discussing, the mid-level agents in the audience applauded...

Qian Feng couldn't help it anymore: "This idea is not good at all..."

"Why is it bad? Introduce a competition mechanism, where the capable will be promoted and the mediocre will be demoted..."

Tian Yuan also said: ""Mars Intelligence Agency" is not a talent show..."

Yang Dian was amused and looked at Shen Liang: "You are such a cruel person!"

Shen Liang shook his head: "If a program wants to be exciting, it must be cruel, and it must force people to change... Hello, hello, hello, everyone. It can easily turn into fishing in troubled waters. Audiences don't like to watch such a program!"

"Is it you who doesn't like it, or the audience doesn't like to watch it?"

Shen Liang waved his hand and gave an example: "Let's just say interjection. Interruption is like a debate and quarrel. It's exciting when you are evenly matched. If your intelligence and emotional intelligence are not equal, you can only become a background like Brother Qian Feng... I remember one issue of Saffron flying, After telling a sad love story, Brother Dian interrupted and said it was because Zang Hong was ugly, but he immediately responded and said, "You look like this and you still criticize me. The whole room laughed... This is a close match..."

"Another time, Brother Di was telling a story and Brother Han interrupted. Brother Yang immediately answered and said, 'Director, I love you!'. Brother Han joked and said, 'Go to hell!'... If it were Brother Qian Feng, how would he answer this? A sentence? Maybe he was pretending to be scared... I remember clearly, Brother Yang stopped for a second and then said perfectly, "I will love you until I die!" In his unique Sichuan dialect, the director and the whole audience were Laughing... In terms of variety show effect, Brother Di is obviously not on the same level as everyone here... So, when he said, 'Everyone here is rubbish,' he was not exaggerating..."

"Holy shit, you think we're trash too?"

"That's not the case...I just think everyone may need to give up their positions..."

The place was a bit chaotic, and everyone was worried about their jobs...

Although it was mentioned on the show, seeing the reaction on site and the attitude of the staff, I feel like they can really do this...

Wang Han controlled the scene: "Shen Liang, you are going to tell a story that will make everyone laugh!"

"Ah? Now? Is it appropriate?"

"This is a test. Aren't you going to compete for the position?"

"Okay..." Shen Liang thought for a while, and then said: "The day before yesterday, I went to the vegetable market with my assistant to sell meat. When I walked to the door, I saw a big dog lying on the mat. It was such a big dog and it stared at us fiercely. , we wanted to enter but didn't dare, so my assistant shouted: 'Boss, get your dog away quickly, I want to buy meat, I'm afraid of dogs!' Then, I heard a slightly crying voice inside:' I'm scared too, that's not my dog, I haven't done business for a whole day!'"

After saying that, the whole audience was silent at first, and then burst into laughter...

"It's a bit dry..."

Shen Liang explained: "I've been too busy recently and don't have much material... Let me tell you another joke about my classmate. My classmate is a ruthless person. He went to work in a company directly after graduating from college and joined the company's work group. This This is the premise... One day before Qingming Festival, the boss posted a notice in the group saying that there will be no holiday for Qingming Festival. He directly asked, 'Why not? We all have to go back to our hometown to worship our ancestors. Boss, don't you have any ancestral graves at home?'..."

"Haha, what next?"

Shen Liang: "Then he was fired..."

"What is he doing now?"

"His house was demolished, and he traveled around the country with the money from the demolition... Last year, he seemed to have partnered with someone to start a B\u0026B business, and I heard it was doing pretty well..."

Xue Zhiqian nodded: "...Destroy the second generation, no wonder you are so brave!"

Yang Di said: "I think that boss is sick. He doesn't have a holiday during Qingming Festival..."

"Any more?"

"Then let me talk about the same person... another classmate of mine got married the year before last. We all went to be the groomsmen. About three of us went, plus the bridesmaid, bride, and groom, there were eight people in total. After the wedding, we were ready to leave. , after all, it was the bridal night... We were all leaving, and he suddenly excitedly suggested, 'Since there are so many people here, how about playing a few games of Werewolf'... I still remember the bride's expression..."

"Haha... there are so many people here, let's play a few games of Werewolf..."

"There is another story, which is not a joke. It is a conversation between my mother and her friend. My aunt wanted to go to the hospital for a check-up, but she didn't know the quality of the hospital. She wanted to go to Xiehe, but Xiehe had to queue up, so my mother told her It’s easy to judge the quality of a hospital. Just open the official website and take a look. If it’s all about online disease consultation, successful cases, etc., you’ll want to go see a doctor. Don’t go to this kind of hospital; if it’s all about party and league building, academic conferences, etc. , publishing papers, supporting border areas, etc., I can’t stand it anymore. This kind of hospital is more reliable, at least it is second-class or above..."

The scene laughed and discussed...and then continued to laugh...

After looking at the reactions at the scene, Shen Liang became more confident and looked around: "Is it enough? If not, I will talk about five more..."

Qian Feng couldn't help it anymore: "Why do you have so many stories?"

"When I first started doing live broadcasts, I relied on humorous stories to attract viewers... Of course, most of them were side stories before..."

Hearing this, Zhang Yu immediately widened his eyes: "Can you tell dirty jokes?"

"Come on one!"

Shen Liang shook his head: "...It's hard to tell, because the theme of dirty jokes is offensive to women...I am also a public figure. It would be very embarrassing to be labeled as disrespectful to women..."

"Then Fei Yuqing..."

"Mr. Fei is a special case in the entire Chinese community. When he tells dirty jokes, no one thinks there is a problem, and no one thinks he is vulgar...but not others!"

Wang Han nodded: "That's true... Then Shen Liang, what do you want to say about Weiwei's proposal?"

Shen Liang said seriously: "It's normal to have pressure, I also have pressure... Especially after being criticized for saying it was not appropriate in a few episodes... I have restrained my words now. When Uncle Da came last episode, I had prepared a lot of things to say, but in the end I didn't say a word... I feel very sorry, and I even talked to Brother Ming..."

Wang Han nodded: "Brother Ming... Brother Ming, come and say a few words!"

Hu Ming is the director of "Mars Intelligence Agency" and was previously the director of "Day Day Up"...

He stood up: "I also know that everyone is having a hard time. It's the second season, and there are only three episodes left before the season ends... Everyone has almost finished talking about the jokes they should talk about... In fact, Shen Liang has a harder time. He is an artist of Tengxun. He can come to "Mars" as a permanent resident because of his own persistence... I heard that several variety shows offered sky-high prices to recruit him, but he didn't go..."

Shen Liang waved his hand: "Why are you saying these things... I signed the contract! ”

Hu Ming said seriously: “I want to say that our program team is especially grateful to Shen Liang and Yang Di for injecting new things into us... Brother Han also talked to me and said that the second season was really supported by Xiao Shen and Yang Di..."

Yang Di: “No, everyone worked together..."

Shen Liang raised his hand, and Wang Han immediately cue him. After standing up, Shen Liang said: “I am really grateful to "Mars". Here I can speak freely without worrying about seniors and juniors. I can also mock Brother Qian Feng and Brother Tian Yuan at will... I know they won’t be angry. Even if they are angry, the show is over and they will have two glasses of wine. For other shows, I definitely dare not..."

“In addition, after "Tomorrow’s Son", I went directly to film. "Mars" is my only channel for exposure. My EP and singles are all promoted by "Mars"... Even when I have a disagreement with someone online, the guests of "Mars" also stand on my side..."

Zhang Yu couldn’t listen anymore: “What’s the situation? It’s like the last episode..."