I didn't want to be an actor

Zhang Yu…

He is positioned as the big brother in "Mars"!

When it comes to variety shows, there are a lot of people of the same age group who are better than him in Wanwan.

However, he is well-known in the mainland through "I Am a Singer" and he also understands the mainland's discourse taboos.

This is something that many Wanwan people don’t have...

In the first season, he became famous for driving and telling dirty jokes, and was awarded the title of "Old Driver". However, this did not work in the second season, because he and his wife are a couple of gods in the eyes of the public - they met when they were 12 years old and 17 years old. Fall in love, get married at 30...

Once this persona is determined, it will be bad if you make dirty jokes again!

However, in the last issue, Wu Mengda mentioned Xu Bubu, which inspired him, and Zhang Yu started to talk about the past of the underworld he encountered in Wanwan...

"It's not the last issue, why are you so sensational... No one is forcing you with a gun..."

"Brother Yu, have you ever been forced to hold a gun?"

"It's not about getting a gun... it's about being beaten!"

Zhang Yu talked about his experience of being beaten as a resident singer: "Not only was he beaten, but his face was also burned with several scars from cigarette butts... I can still vaguely see it..."

Xue Zhiqian was very angry, but also a little puzzled: "...I just beat him, why do I need to burn a cigarette butt?"

"I fought back and took it back... The other party wanted to teach me a cruel lesson..."

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There are a lot of highlights in this episode, and it is expected to be broadcast in two episodes.

After the recording, we had dinner together as usual. Yang Di asked: "When will your "The Wandering Earth" be released?"

"It's estimated that it won't be until next year's Lunar New Year or Spring Festival... After all, the later stages of the project are huge!"

"What about "Cohabitation in Time and Space"?"

"This is fast. If a romantic light comedy is normally shot, it takes more than a month to shoot. After two months, we will almost be able to prepare for the release..."

Shen Mengchen answered: "Valentine's Day?"

"That's impossible. The Spring Festival will be on February 15th next year, and Valentine's Day will be on the 29th of the twelfth lunar month... It just coincides with the Spring Festival, and a lot of big movies are rushing to be released. We don't have the confidence..."

At present, the movies that have been confirmed for the 2018 Spring Festival include "Monster Hunt 2", "Detective Chinatown 2", "Journey to the West"...

They are all large-scale productions that cost hundreds of millions.

And it’s a gathering of stars!

"Cohabitation in Time and Space" is a small movie costing more than 20 million yuan. Who should I fight with?

Who can you beat?

It is impossible for theater chains to ignore so many big productions and only support a small-budget movie!

"...So you've been busy filming movies recently?"

Shen Liang replied casually: "I still have to participate in the Spring Festival Gala rehearsals and gala rehearsals..."

""Seaweed Dance" on the Spring Festival Gala?"

"It's not "Seaweed Dance", it's another song...it's still under confidentiality for the time being..."

"You're so awesome, you're going to the Spring Festival Gala right away!"

Xue Zhiqian heard the key words and quickly asked: "Who is going to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Shen Liang!"

"Wow, you're going to the Spring Festival Gala?"

Shen Liang nodded, then shook his head: "It's still in rehearsal. If it's not suitable, it will definitely be removed!"

"That's not bad. At least I participated in the rehearsal, but I can't!"

Yang Di complained: "Your songs are all about sadness, which is not in line with the joy of the Spring Festival Gala..."

Xue Zhiqian ignored him and asked Shen Liang directly: "What song do you want to sing? "Seaweed Dance"?"

"No, it's a new song, the kind that will be released during the Spring Festival Gala. It's still under confidentiality..."

"Starting at the Spring Festival Gala? Wow, you are so awesome!"

"...The program team is indeed very tolerant of me..."

Xue Zhiqian nodded, and then remembered something: "By the way, I'm going to record the "Tucao Conference" next week. Do you want to participate?"

"Who is the guest of honor?"

"Of course it's me!"

Shen Liang quickly shook his head: "...I don't dare to go. If I complain, the audience will take it seriously!"

"That's right," Xue Zhiqian nodded: "I just said it casually, I don't dare to really let you go."

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After recording "Mars", Shen Liang rushed to the capital and participated in the second rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala. This time he did not go home and flew directly back to Shanghai.

The crew of "Cohabitation in Time and Space" are still waiting for him...

It's a light love comedy, and it revolves around the story of the male and female protagonists. The difference is that on the night of arriving in Shanghai, Yang Di also flew over, and he came to make a guest appearance.

bartender…

The story goes like this, Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming want to use the time difference from 1999 to 2018 to make money...

What makes money the fastest?

Of course, buy a lottery ticket!

Use a 2018 computer to look up the winning lottery numbers in 1999, and then buy the 1999 lottery ticket...

The two of them celebrated their upcoming fortune and went to the bar to drink...

I got a little drunk, confused the time, opened a bottle of 1999 red wine in 2018, and then had a dispute with the waiter, the character played by Yang Di...

By the way, regarding this BUG, ​​the movie explained it this way: the lottery was broadcast live on TV, and the numbers exactly matched the purchased numbers! They jumped up excitedly and shouted loudly that they had won the prize, they had won the prize! The result? In the blink of an eye, the numbers on the lottery ticket disappeared, leaving only a blank piece of paper...

Come to the conclusion: Even if you can travel through time, the future cannot be changed!

In fact, this thing cannot stand up to scrutiny at all. You see, Lu Ming has experienced 2018, so he knows a lot of information in advance...

There are countless opportunities to change your destiny.

Of course, movies don’t have to be so realistic…

"Ka...no, you two can discuss it again..."

The director called out "Cut", this part can't go on...

It's not Yang Di's problem, Yang Di's scenes have been finished, it's Gu Xiaojiao who seduced Lu Ming...

According to the plot, they are now secretly in love, but Gu Xiaojiao has some concerns, after all, Lu Ming is a non-existent person - born in 1999!

But she still flirted with him verbally...

There are no lines in the script for this part, and the actors need to give each other a feeling...

They acted it out several times, but it felt a little off...

Shen Liang felt a little uncomfortable, so he simply discussed it with Director Su Lun: "Director...I'm not very familiar with Sister Tiantian...And, to be honest, I feel that Sister Tiantian is too obedient, lacking a sense of charm..."

"Then you teach her!"

"I don't know how to do it..."

"You don't know how to do it? Who would believe it?"

Jing Tian also came over: "...I also feel a little stiff..."

Xu Zheng on the side said: "Do you know why it's stiff? You two don't look like a couple, too polite..."

"Then what should we do?"

"...You two should spend a day alone together...Find the feeling of a couple!"

Xu Zheng glanced at Su Lun, who immediately understood: "Yes, I'll give you a day off, you can go out and play for a day..."

Shen Liang was speechless: "How to go out? Who doesn't know Sister Tiantian?"

Su Lun suggested : "... You don't have to go out. You can watch a movie, chat, drink together... Talk about your feelings about life... What do you usually do with your girlfriend?"

Shen Liang thought for a while and answered: "... Eat, watch a play, play in the escape room... Sometimes we play games together!"

Jing Tian was surprised: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ex-girlfriend, I had a relationship in college..."

"Then you and Tian Tian do what you like... At least you should look like a couple~"

"...Then..."

"Why don't you two leave?"

Jing Tian looked at Shen Liang, then asked Su Lun: "Where are you going?"

"Whatever..."

"No, I'm not familiar with Shanghai!"

Xu Zheng looked at the time: "You can go shopping on Wukang Road or Duolun Road now. There is a feeling of old Shanghai there..."

Shen Liang was a little embarrassed: "But, I asked Di Ge to come as a guest..."

Xu Zheng looked indifferent: "It's okay, I'll accompany him, give me his phone number!"