I didn't want to be an actor

Every year, "Talk Show Conference" invites people from the film industry. In previous editions, Xu Zheng and Guo Jingfei were invited...

Zhou Xun and Na Ying also came.

But the combined weight of these people may not be as great as Shen Liang!

In addition to being a top superstar, Shen Liang is also a top producer and producer.

Therefore, he came to the "Talk Show Conference" to give the program crew face...

No one expected that he would agree to open the show!

When Shen Liang walked out first, the audience was excited...

All kinds of applause and crazy shouting: "Brother Liang!"

"Hello everyone, I am Shen Liang..."

Shen Liang waved his hand: "Don't be too surprised. I was filming "Shu Mountain" in the studio next door, and "The Wandering Earth 2" is also here... As expected, both movies will be released next year! I happened to know that "Talk Show Conference" is here While recording, I’ll come over and enjoy the heat…”

"I have watched the "Talk Show Conference" and the "Tucao Conference". I am not a loyal audience, but I also know a lot of trivial matters in this circle... Everyone adheres to the saying that 'talk show is an offensive art'... Let me say a few words It offends you all!

I think offense needs to be limited. If you can’t control it, it’s better not to offend.

Moreover, talk shows are not purely offensive, the core is to make people happy.

I have seen many actors who can only follow others' opinions, reflect some things in society, criticize others, and gain some resonance. A comedy is like a post-modern ideological class, flattering certain trends of thought, and showing a tacit understanding...

This kind of behavior is so mean!

It’s also understandable, after all, they seek to educate, entertain, and express great meaning from their meager life experience and superficial knowledge... They can’t do it, not even to make people laugh! "

“You may think I’m taking it too seriously, but I can only say that you don’t understand the mainstream!

"Talk Show" is already the top comedy variety show in domestic entertainment. This is a fact. Every actor on stage must receive thousands of stares.

I may not know how to do talk shows, but I know how to be a mainstream public figure!

In China, once you become a public figure, you have to bear many things. Public figures need to bear more moral responsibilities because their power and status give them higher social expectations and influence.

If you feel uncomfortable, you can leave the circle!

Of course, if you think I am alarmist and don’t agree with me, I don’t care. I will continue to keep Real, and then in a few years if I offend the red line, just like Rapper, the industry will be rectified! "

Speaking of this, Shen Liang smiled: "The first paragraph is my advice, and then I will tell a few jokes... a few jokes... My dad watched a program that day, and then commented that the talk show conference is not just about telling It’s a joke contest…”

"Those who know me well should know that I got out of the entertainment industry through live streaming... I used to have the title of Grandmaster of the Scumbag Man, and later this title was given to Tong Jincheng!"

"I started live streaming in 2016. At that time, the dog-licking economy was very developed. During festivals such as Chinese Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day, you could always find flowers and chocolates in the trash cans... In recent years, the dog-licking economy has begun to collapse. During holidays, There are no flowers left in the trash can!”

"I always advised my brothers not to be lickers... Love is not obtained through piety or sincerity, but through attraction!"

"Licking dog = boiling sheep, this is the first thing I said, and it has been carried forward!"

"I have met many extreme licking dogs, and many licking dogs are proud of licking dogs. 'Brother, can you reply to her message? If you reply to her message, she will feel better and will pay attention to me.',' What's wrong with her hanging on to me? Why doesn't she hang on to others? She hangs on me because she loves me. 'As long as you look back, I'll be there'... They have already moved themselves... Such people are hopeless!"

"I don't understand the dog-licking mentality... I have never even spent money on girls. When I was in high school, I knew that if you spend two hundred to treat a girl to dinner, you will be considered stingy, but if you spend two hundred to treat your brother to dinner, you will be happy. Adopted son…”

"Friends, pursuing girls is not a game of breakthrough. It does not mean that if you become good or you become rich, the girl you like will love you! She likes you, and she can smell your intentions with the slightest hint from you. She doesn't like you. No matter how proactive you are, she won't even bother to talk to you!

The improvement of modern women's status has made more and more women the masters of their own lives.

They are no longer attached to marriage and love, but are fully pursuing their professional dreams and personal growth. This kind of independent attitude makes them more calm and calm when facing male pursuit.

In other words, for them, love is not a necessity in life. Not many men can handle such a girl. If she says that she is a bit difficult to pursue, then be decisive and block her immediately! "

"Read, work out, make money, learn some talents, and travel if you have time... The world is vast and there are many things worth paying attention to. True love is not bound by love, but you can also watch the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, and the clouds in the sky Juan Yunshu…”

"Finally, I want to say that I came to this show because I fell in love with Xu Zhisheng... I want to invite him to star in the movie "Annual Meeting, Can't Stop!" that I invested in. It will start filming in October this year... The starring role is teacher Yu Hewei. If Xu Zhisheng is suitable , he will play the second male lead... The second male lead has a lot of roles, and I was originally going to play it myself, but I took on "The Vanishing", "All or Nothing" and a Hollywood movie, which was not scheduled..."

"Okay, that's all! Thank you everyone!"

Shen Liang bowed, and Li Dan, Da Zhang Wei, Chen Luyu, and Long Danny walked up...

Shen Liang hurriedly greeted: "Boss Dan, Teacher Da, Sister Lu Yu...Boss Long!"

After a while of greetings, several people sat down. Li Dan asked: "...Did you write the opening script yourself?"

"Well, it's not very funny..."

"...I feel...you seem to look down on talk shows?"

"I don't think the online talk show industry is promising because the subject matter is too restricted...The best sources of material for talk shows: sex, government, religion, international situation...all of these cannot be touched.

Male talk show hosts can only dig up the shitty things in their own lives, while female talk show hosts are better, and can also talk about the conflict between men and women, A good cook cannot cook without rice... This program has been running for five years, which is really rare! "

"Who do you like more among domestic talk show performers?"

"I like Xu Zhisheng, Tong Monan, and Hu Lan...Offline, I like Liu Yang and Fu Hang, their performances are always full of passion..."

Li Dan asked again: "So, what are your requirements for a good talk show performance?"

Shen Liang: "...It doesn't matter, as long as it can make me laugh. In addition, I really want to remind you that talk shows are very popular now. When you open offline specials, you must be careful not to touch the red line! Otherwise, the whole industry will pay the price!"