I didn't want to be an actor

Brother Liang doesn’t need to give anyone face...

What he just said, 'by reflecting some things in society, criticizing others, and gaining some resonance, a comedy is like a post-modern ideological class, pleasing certain trends of thought, and making a tacit understanding...!

It has been praised by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) and the New York Times, and has been featured in American Vogue magazine.

Royal certification!

The last person to be praised by both the BBC and the New York Times was Qu Wanting.

After reading the IQs of the BBC and the New York Times, I guess these people have never read "Selected Works of Mao Zedong" and do not know the classic saying: "We will support whatever the enemy opposes, and we will oppose whatever the enemy supports." ’

Therefore, Shen Liang must Diss her...

Most importantly, her jokes have too many holes...

There are ordinary men and there are ordinary women.

Just like "The Ugly Chinese", he describes the bad qualities shared by all mankind as the unique bad qualities of the nation...

I remembered an incident. Bo Yang, who was also imprisoned in the Kuomintang prison, finally came out and wrote a book called "The Ugly Chinese". Fang Zhimin died in there and wrote a book called "Lovely China".

But Longdani was more interested in Hollywood movies. She asked directly: "You accepted a Hollywood movie? Don't you dislike Hollywood?"

"The script this time is quite good, and I was invited because I have always liked the "Alien" series..." Shen Liang explained to the audience: "The "Alien" series is about to be restarted... and I was invited. I am very interested. …”

"Alien?"

"The reboot of "Alien" is called "Alien: Romulus". The director and screenwriter are Federico Alvarez. He is a director of horror films. His masterpiece is "Breathless". This time "Alien: Romulus" The scale is very large. It is estimated that the complete version will be difficult to be released in the mainland..."

"Is it positioned as R-rated?"

"Yes," Shen Liang then added: "I have never made a horror film, and the "Alien" series is a space horror film... which paints a rather dark picture of the universe.

It points out to the audience that in the depths of the universe, there is evil and chaos that we can neither defeat nor understand. I hope that after the filming is completed, I can gain something. When I come back, I will try to make one myself...Watch first Put on a show! "

…

In the first round, eight will advance to four...

After listening to everyone's jokes, Shen Liang said: "Li Dan, don't mind if I tell the truth."

"Well, tell me!"

"I feel that there is something wrong with the format of "Talk Show". I have watched several seasons. Except for the first season, it is not interesting. In the following seasons, the most exciting ones are the first few episodes, which will have the freshness of a big fight. Then came everyone's second show, which was almost all of good quality.

It's hard to say for sure further down.

By the semi-finals and finals, I really felt like I was at the end of my rope, and I don’t mean that in a derogatory way. How should I put it, the excitement level of a program is on the downward slope, which always feels weird. "

Li Dan explained: "It's like this. The jokes of talk show actors are accumulated in daily life. Many actors may have one or two jokes that may blow up the market in a year, but they are all used in the breakout competition..."

"Then why not change the format?"

"How to change it?"

"You can imitate the "Annual Comedy Competition"...a group of ten people, a points competition..."

"We will consider it next season..." Li Dan waved his hand: "I just listened to eight of them, who do you think is the best?"

"I can't say who is the best, but Xu Zhisheng is really bad!" Shen Liang asked Xu Zhisheng directly: "What's wrong with you? I came to help you act in a movie, and you just said this? Your attitude really makes me sad. I don’t know how to recommend you to the director! Is it because Lu Han is not popular anymore, so the talk show Lu Han is also declining?”

Uh... Xu Zhisheng's performance in the finals was indeed quite poor!

“…”

Xu Zhisheng hesitated and finally said nothing.

Li Dan interjected: "You like Zhisheng very much?"

"When I was doing the live broadcast, the one who was mentioned the most was Zhisheng... I was very interested, so I followed his talk show from beginning to end. He is indeed a very charming actor. He is a topic writer in a small town, and he actually has a He doesn’t have that elite appearance, but he has come to the screen with his ability as a title artist. Zhisheng has a lot of sustenance and a lot of "electronic pet" feeling. He is the most lacking clown in our time! "

"The more successful clowns are, the more they can lower their posture, but obviously some people will be so low that they can bear the humiliation, become full of resentment, show unconscious aggression, or try to regain their dignity after becoming famous... The most typical ones are Zhang Dada and Yue Yunpeng. Including Guo~"

Long Danny interrupted him directly: "Guo what? Just be honest!"

"...Ahem, it's good for everyone to know... So, I hate them very much... I hope you stick to it, still water runs deep, and be honest and true..."

"Thanks!"

"After all, you are the only handsome guy in the entire network, come on! Handsome guy!"

…

"Hu Lan is really a talk show winner!"

At the end of the second round of competition, Li Dan asked Shen Liang to be the first to comment...

It's normal. The price for hiring Shen Liang is very expensive, even at a discount it's still 3 million!

"Huh? A pervert?"

"Win or lose, win, it sounds the same..." Shen Liang smiled: "Caesar: I'm here, I saw it, I conquered it; Hu Lan: I'm here, I think, I almost gave up... I finally realized that "an era is like a grain of ashes, but a person is like a mountain"... Indeed, when I entered the industry, the entire entertainment industry was boiling with hot money, and the major film and television companies were blooming with flowers. Companies lined up to go public, giving birth to a series of wealth myths!

It can be said that a pig in the wind will not be discovered when the tide rises and swims naked. However, whether it is a pig or a naked person, when the wind disappears and the tide recedes, their true colors will be revealed. "

"In just three years, a lot of people have been knocked back to their original prototypes! I, a person who doesn't want to be an actor, have become the most popular actor... So, I am too lazy to make plans now..."

Li Dan was surprised: "You didn't want to be an actor at first?"

Shen Liang nodded and pointed at Long Danny: "Danny is always here, you can ask her!"

Long Danny nodded: "I can testify that Shen Liang really didn't want to be an actor at first!"

"I used to like to talk nonsense during live broadcasts, criticizing this, criticizing that..."

"You're still doing these things!"

Shen Liang shook his head: "I rarely curse people recently, mainly because I'm too busy... I don't even have time to eat... Well, I want to say that no one can define life. The so-called do your best and obey fate!"

"So what do you think of Hulan's performance?"

"It's still pretty stable..."