I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

"Brother Tianwang, don't you know how to round up?" Zhou Ye curled his lips.

He felt that he was very conscientious for not writing 10,000 films.

"I understand the rounding, but it's a bit too much for you to add five hundred to one thousand?" Heavenly King Lei Yan was a little puzzled.

What's the situation with Zhou Ye, why is he so shameless.

It's okay to be shameless, but he still cheated himself so openly.

I really thought that I had a lot of wine in stock.

"I have no idea about numbers." Zhou Ye waved his hand.

"Five hundred, just count as five hundred. If there is more, I will continue to pay on credit. You have nothing to do with me anyway." Heavenly King Lei Yan said in a deep voice.

If it is based on a thousand, then he will suffer a lot from the Heavenly King Leiyan.

But if it is calculated according to five hundred, I can still feel better.

"Pleasant cooperation."

Zhou Ye smiled.

No matter how he looked at this smiling King Lei Yan, he wanted to beat Zhou Ye up.

There is a movement in my heart.

I have an idea.

King Leiyan was already preparing to take revenge on Zhou Ye, and it would be unwise to let Zhou Ye know that it would be unwise to offend himself.

suddenly.

Zhou Ye felt a little cold on his back, but it didn't matter, the impact was not great.

He, Zhou, can be convinced by his superb IQ, so the existence that secretly wants to target him will definitely be convinced by himself.

No need to worry.

"Brother Wang that day, pay the bill now."

Zhou Ye said with a smile.

Heavenly King Lei Yan nodded, a ball of light appeared in his hand, and then directly stuffed it into Zhou Ye's arms, and pushed Zhou Ye back two steps to express his dissatisfaction with Zhou Ye.

"The checkout is over, I'm going to tear this thing up."

Heavenly King Leiyan held a small book,

He tore it violently, and then a flame appeared in his hand, burning the paper.

Mu Changshou watched.

It feels like King Lei Yan is digging a hole for himself.

According to the character of the senior brother, at this time, he must roar in grief, and then say that this small book is a small book that he has treasured for a long time.

Mu Changshou felt that he had seen through everything again.

At the same time, they are all ready to assist their brothers.

But he was obviously wrong.

Zhou Ye is not such a person at all!

Zhou Ye didn't respond, and happily put away the ball of light.

After spending some points for treating himself and earning countless times back, he, Zhou, was in an extremely good mood.

"I look at you now, it's like breaking your head off."

King Lei Yan glanced at Zhou Ye angrily, then took out the light ball and put it in Mu Changshou's hand, and finally walked into the yard.

Looking at the back of King Lei Yan.

Zhou Ye smiled.

He was a little helpless.

This is all for the sake of becoming stronger, and there is no way to do it.

After King Leiyan left.

Erdan appeared on the edge of the cliff and sighed.

"Fortunately, we caught up."

The last New Year's Eve dinner was too busy to go to retreat, and then I had no choice but to miss it, which made Er Dan very sad.

And this time, I didn't miss it.

Zhou Ye looked at Er Dan.

This fellow is empty-handed.

But after thinking about it, this guy has a very good relationship with him, and it doesn't matter whether he brings gifts or not.

"I can understand your eyes."

Erdan shrugged, and then a ball of light appeared in his hand, and he handed it to Zhou Ye.

"give him."

Zhou Ye pointed to Mu Changshou, and then said, "What's the relationship between us, what kind of gift are you giving?"

Erdan glanced at him.

"Come on, you money fanatic, aren't you so happy?"

Zhou Ye smiled and said nothing.

It's still the bastard who understands himself.

"Okay, let's go, go in."

Zhou Ye put away the ball of light, and walked into the yard with Er Dan shoulder to shoulder.

"Junior Brother, you continue to wait here, in case someone else comes later." Zhou Ye said to Mu Changshou.

"Okay, brother."

Mu Changshou nodded.

...

In the yard.

There is a long table in the clearing.

There are some spiritual fruits on the table.

On the ground, there are two circular formations.

The formation was shining brightly and slowly rotating.

The seniors gathered in the gazebo to communicate with Emperor Qing.

"Is it finally time to consider holding the World Witness?" Grandpa Shu looked at Emperor Qing with some teasing.

Qing Emperor's face remained unchanged.

"It just so happened that Zhou Ye was going to hold a heaven and earth witness with Lu Xiaoyuan. I thought about it and decided to do it by the way, so that you won't find time to come here again in the future."

"It's okay, we're free." Heavenly King Lei Yan immediately waved his hand upon hearing this.

Emperor Qing looked up at him, and said seriously: "Since you are so free, shall I arrange something for you?"

King Lei Yan frowned.

Madeleine, please stop.

I'm almost too busy.

"Just kidding, how about being made so serious?"

Heavenly King Lei Yan sighed a little, why do these existences in Qingxu Mountain like to target him.

Erdan sat aside, crossing Erlang's legs.

"After my calculations, noon is an auspicious time." Erdan said.

"Well, that's true."

Grandpa Shu smiled and nodded towards Er Dan.

Who is Erdan, Grandpa Shu obviously knows, but now he is one of his own, so of course he treats him like one of his own.

"Then it will be held at noon."

Emperor Qing made a decision.

Qingdi doesn't care about the bad times, after all, they have reached this level.

But if it is an auspicious time, it sounds more comfortable.

And Zhou Ye prefers auspicious times.

That means that the rest of my life will be auspicious.

As for whether it is true or not, who knows.

...

inside the house.

Lu Xiaoyuan sat on the chair.

Jin Thirty-Six stood behind her, dressing her.

"Today, you have changed a lot."

Jin Thirty-Six said with a smile while combing her hair.

Lu Xiaoyuan had a faint smile on his face.

"I have never thought about becoming a Taoist partner with anyone before, but now, I have never wanted it so much. I want to stay with him forever."

Jin Thirty-Six nodded slightly.

"I'm the same as you, except that your master is just an elm-headed person who hasn't understood my intentions for tens of thousands of years..."

Having said this, Jin Thirty-Six shook his head and laughed.

"I've noticed it all these years, and in retrospect, it's indeed Master's problem, but it cannot be denied that Master is very calm on the surface, but in fact he is very happy in his heart." Lu Xiaoyuan turned his head and said softly.

"Sit still and don't move. If there are some flaws and ugly later, Zhou Ye will run away in fear of turning around." Jin Thirty-Six laughed.

"He dare not dare!"

Lu Xiaoyuan clenched his fists tightly.

"Today is the first time in my life, and it will also be the last time. He can only form a Taoist partner with me."

Jin Thirty-Six pursed his lips, and then said: "Okay, don't be angry, you see your true nature is exposed again?"

"I'm not angry."

Lu Xiaoyuan smiled.

In an instant.

The aura on Lu Xiaoyuan's body changed, which was different from usual.

Every move is as if everyone is a lady.

"Study hard, and you can dress up yourself in the future." Jin Thirty-Six picked up the hairpin and slowly put it on for Lu Xiaoyuan.

"Well, see for yourself."

Lu Xiaoyuan looked at himself in the water mirror in front of him, and was in a daze for a while.

"Go back to God."

"It will be noon soon, your master and Zhou Ye should be changing their clothes too, get ready, the heaven and earth witness will be held later." Jin Thirty-Six said softly.

Lu Xiaoyuan came back to his senses and nodded.

...

In the gazebo.

Qingdi changed into a new set of clothes.

However, it is still a green shirt.

Zhou Ye was a little confused.

Why did you put yourself in a white coat.

The point is, on the corner of the white clothes, there is a white deer embroidered on the nine-color auspicious clouds.

It's all shit.

gimmicky.

"Not bad, handsome." Grandpa Shu commented.

Heavenly King Lei Yan put his arms around his chest, glanced at Zhou Ye, and then said: "It's well dressed, but it still can't cover up the dark heart."

Er Dan echoed from the side.

"The king of heaven is right. Zhou Ye's situation is called a dog."

Little Holy Elephant wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

I still don't know if my eldest brother will fail.

Grandpa Shu is definitely fine, the old man is an existence worthy of respect.

And Lei Yan Tianwang and the second brother are definitely dead.

Sooner or later, he will be ruined by his elder brother.

For the sake of my own little property, it is better not to speak up.

"hehe."

Zhou Ye smiled.

Smile, a little malicious.

King Lei Yan has nothing to fear.

Anyway, Zhou Ye has already cheated him, and it doesn't matter if he cheats again.

and.

Do you really think that Heavenly King Lei Yan has no way to deal with it?

When the time comes, I will let you, Zhou Ye, see how terrifying your Heavenly King Brother is.

Everyone is fighting.

soon.

Noon was approaching.

Zhou Ye and Qingdi stood at the door, looking at each other.

Qingdi's face was indifferent, and no emotion could be seen on his face.

But what surprised Emperor Qing a little.

Zhou Ye was even calmer than him, as if such scenes were commonplace.

"Crackling..."

The door opened, and two figures walked out of the room.

In an instant, the world became extremely silent.

Grandpa Shu came back to his senses after being stunned for a moment, and then said: "Dress up a bit, the difference between the front and the back is really big, I almost didn't recognize it."

Everyone nodded.

Lu Xiaoyuan wore a long white dress.

On the hem of the long skirt, a grass swaying in the wind was embroidered with silver-white silk thread.

Zhou Ye looked at Lu Xiaoyuan.

stunning.

Words such as sinking fish and wild goose, closed moon and shameful flowers cannot describe that kind of appearance.

Zhou Ye pondered in his heart.

This is probably ten thousand times more beautiful.

Otherwise, there is absolutely no such terrifying effect.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked at Zhou Ye, smiling like a flower.

"Let's go."

Emperor Qing gestured to Zhou Ye, then stretched out his hand to hold Jin Sanshiliu, and walked towards one of the formations.

Zhou Ye looked at Qingdi's back, a little dazed.

Zhou has no idea what the process of holding the world witness is and what to do.

"What are you doing in a daze, let's go."

Lu Xiaoyuan said softly.

She took the initiative to raise her hand and placed her fingertips in Zhou Ye's palm.

Zhou Ye came back to his senses.

He didn't speak, but brought Lu Xiaoyuan to another formation.

Both couples stood in the rotating formation, facing the long table, and began to hold the heaven and earth witness.

"it has started."

Grandpa Tree said in a low voice.

Everyone nodded, and then watched quietly.

"Today, I have become a Taoist couple with Jin Thirty-Six (Qingdi), please witness to the heavens, I swear with my Taoist heart that we will never be separated in this life..."

Qingdi and Jin Thirty-Six looked at each other, with a smile on their faces, and made an oath together.

Zhou Ye watched.

Learn the process first, so as not to be ugly.

half an hour.

The vow is done.

The mysterious and incomprehensible power surrounds Qing Di and Jin Sanshiliu.

at this moment.

The sunlight on both of them seemed to be a little brighter.

In mid-air, pieces of peach blossom petals emerged, and then fell down, landing on the bodies of the two.

"Thank God."

Qingdi and Jin Thirty-Six bent slightly.

"boom!"

A crisp sound resounded in the hearts of everyone.

The heaven and earth testimony of Emperor Qing and Jin Thirty-Six has obviously been completed.

Zhou Ye continued to watch, thinking that there was still some follow-up.

"Don't stand still, let's swear together."

Lu Xiaoyuan said.

"Row."

Zhou Ye's face became serious.

This matter must be taken seriously.

"Today, Lu Xiaoyuan (Zhou Ye) and I have become a Taoist couple. Please witness to the heavens. I swear with my Taoist heart that we will never be separated in this life..."

All the process is exactly the same as before.

"Thank God."

Zhou Ye and Lu Xiaoyuan moved in unison.

Completed the witness of heaven and earth, and became a Taoist partner certified by the sky.