I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

Heaven has consciousness.

But the consciousness of the sky has never appeared, and it is only responsible for controlling the rules and implementing the laws between heaven and earth.

Between heaven and earth, heaven is the boss.

so.

Zhou Ye believes that holding a heaven and earth witness between Taoist couples is equivalent to obtaining a certificate.

Glancing at Lu Xiaoyuan beside him, Zhou Ye's eyes were no longer stunning, but incomparably complicated.

Starting today, his life in Zhou will be plunged into boundless darkness.

How painful it was, as if ordinary people had entered hell.

Lu Xiaoyuan smiled sweetly.

She looked at Zhou Ye in front of her with a sense of satisfaction in her heart.

However, Zhou Ye's eyes made her uncomfortable, as if she was some kind of demon from Jiuyou.

Is it really so scary?

Lu Xiaoyuan thought deeply.

Think about it.

From today on, she, Lu Xiaoyuan, will be a gentle, kind, considerate, tolerant... Taoist companion.

Set an example for female practitioners in the entire wooden world.

Let those male creatures envy Zhou Ye.

Think here.

The corners of Lu Xiaoyuan's mouth could not help but rise slightly.

"The World Witness has finished, let's get ready to eat."

Emperor Qing raised his hand, put away the long table, and then said to Jin Thirty-Six.

"it is good."

Jin Thirty-Six responded with a smile.

Later, a few more tables were added to the open space in the yard, and chairs were placed around the tables.

"You're welcome, sit down."

Qingdi raised his right hand and gestured towards the crowd.

"congratulations."

Grandpa Shu smiled kindly, bowed his hands to Emperor Qing and Jin Thirty-Six, and then nodded to Zhou Ye with a smile.

Grandpa Shu is much older than Emperor Qing.

Including the Qing Emperor, all the living beings in the wood world, Grandpa Shu regarded them as his juniors.

And today's festive day really made Grandpa Shu very happy.

"Thank you."

Emperor Qing nodded.

Everyone took their seats.

Qing Emperor and Jin Thirty-Six sat next to each other.

Sitting at the table with them were Leiyan Tianwang and Baihu Yaowang, and even Erdan was sitting here.

As for Zhou Ye, everyone was sitting here except Zhou Ye and Lu Xiaoyuan.

On the table, there are delicacies from mountains and seas, which are very rich.

"Brother, this is the wine brought by Brother Tianwang. It tastes very good. Would you like to try it?" Zhou Ye said to the spirit fruit tree while holding a glass of wine.

"Brother, this is a bit overwhelming."

Lingguoshu waved his hand, a blush appeared on his little face.

Little Holy Elephant said: "Brother, I think it will be avoided."

"He's still a kid."

The implication is that the spirit fruit tree is still young and cannot drink.

Zhou Ye thought about it, and it seemed right.

"Young man, you're welcome, move your chopsticks quickly." Zhou Ye touched the head of Lingguoshu and smiled gently.

Mu Changshou sat beside the spiritual fruit tree, as if he had eaten a lemon.

When has senior brother been so gentle to himself?

Inside, I gradually feel a little sad.

If senior brother treats me so gently one day, I'm afraid I'll be so happy.

"But, I don't know how to use it."

The spirit fruit tree was very confused.

As an elf, as a disciple of Emperor Shu, Lingguoshu felt that he had embarrassed his master because he couldn't even use chopsticks.

"It's okay, I didn't know how to use it when I was young."

Zhou Ye waved his hand to comfort the spirit fruit tree.

Afterwards, Zhou Ye taught by hand.

Mu Changshou couldn't stand it anymore, picked up the wine glass, and then said to the little holy elephant, "Brother Bai, I'd like to offer you a toast."

The little holy elephant picked it up quickly and said goodbye, and then said: "I should be the one to toast you."

Drank it all in one gulp.

Little Holy Elephant and Mu Changshou gradually chatted.

There is a table next to it.

"If you want me to say that Lu Xiaoyuan marries Zhou Ye, that's a cheap brat..."

King Lei Yan said bluntly.

"Didn't you arrange this?"

Bai Di was taken aback for a moment, he didn't understand what Heavenly King Lei Yan meant.

King Lei Yan pouted helplessly.

"You don't understand how I feel about being an older brother."

King Lei Yan held his chest, as if in pain.

"Brother Tianwang, don't worry, I will definitely take good care of Senior Sister." Zhou Ye said seriously.

Words must be spoken beautifully.

As for whether it can really be taken care of well, it still depends on the follow-up development.

In case Zhou burped in Lu Xiaoyuan's hand, how the hell would he take care of it.

I just took care of my stomach for a while, and then there was nothing more.

"Okay, remember your words."

King Lei Yan nodded with a smile, but Zhou Ye felt a little bit wrong with that smile.

That smile seemed to say: Be steady.

What the hell do you mean?

Zhou Ye was a little dazed.

Heavenly King Lei Yan is planning to target himself.

Lu Xiaoyuan, who was sitting next to Zhou Ye, was full of smiles.

The little heart was beating wildly.

This is a heart-pounding feeling.

In his heart, the little deer killed several of them.

"Young Master Zhou, I offer you a toast."

The White Tiger Demon King stood up, and then gestured towards Zhou Ye with a wine glass.

The meaning in the eyes is very clear.

I, Baihu, admire your courage, Mr. Zhou.

Zhou Ye suddenly understood.

Picking up the wine glass, he said with a smile: "Senior Baihu, I should be the one to respect you."

With that said, let's do it first.

At the same time, he gave the White Tiger Demon King a look, saying, I have nothing to fear.

The White Tiger Demon King took a deep look at Zhou Ye, then sat down.

For Zhou Ye, the White Tiger Demon King has great admiration.

No matter what Zhou Ye did, just because Zhou Ye dared to form a Taoist couple with Lu Xiaoyuan, the White Tiger Demon King admired him very much.

Think about it.

How much courage is required for this.

How much mental preparation do you have to do to do this?

The more the White Tiger Demon King thought about it, the more he felt a little uncomfortable for Zhou Ye.

Because he felt that Zhou Ye's future life might be very wronged.

"I don't know what happened to Xuan Gui and Tian Yuan." Bai Di said suddenly.

Grandpa Shu shook his head with a smile.

"You don't have to worry about the two of them, these two guys are doing well in the demon world."

Emperor Qing smiled, then took Grandpa Shu's words, and continued: "After the supplies were delivered safely, the Yanque Demon Emperor handed over the weaker offensive areas to the two of them to guard, because there are more supplies, which are difficult for the demon world. It helped a lot, so the defense gradually stabilized, and it can be said that the two of them are very relaxed."

Hearing this, Bai Di immediately felt relieved.

Although Xuangui and Tianyuan seemed like sand sculptures to him.

But in his heart, he was still reluctant to let these two sand sculptures ascend to immortality.

"It's fine."

Zhou Ye felt very relaxed.

However, there are exceptions to everything.

Zhou Ye was afraid of something unexpected, but he didn't speak, presumably Xuangui and Tianyuan knew their situation and would be prepared.

...

demon world.

"Ah Choo!"

Xuangui and Tianyuan sneezed at the same time, and looked at each other, both angry.

Who the hell is cursing them both.

"Oh, it's a pity that there's no way to go back on such a happy day." Xuangui drank, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

Tian Yuan was lying on a chair basking in the sun, the chair was shaking, feeling sleepy.

"It doesn't matter if you didn't show up this time, just be there next time." Tian Yuan said.

Xuangui was taken aback.

Tianyuan, I'm afraid you don't want to live anymore.

Who are you talking bad about here? You actually think there will be another time.

Did Emperor Qing or Zhou Ye take a concubine?

Xuangui shook his head.

Not too possible.

Qingdi is more resigned, but in matters such as Taoist companions, Qingdi has already strangled the possible fate.

And Zhou Ye?

Xuangui shook his head.

This kid is even more impossible, because Lu Xiaoyuan will never allow it.

Moreover, Xuan Gui thinks that Zhou Ye is a smart person, Zhou Ye must be reluctant to bear Lu Xiaoyuan being a widow, because Zhou Ye still values ​​his own life very much.

If you are alive and unrestrained, how can you not be happy? Why do you want to seek death?

...

on the wine table.

Zhou Ye was ruthless.

He made an excuse, and started drinking with the little makroon.

A jar of wine, expressing apology for the incident of beating the little sacred elephant in the seventh-order catastrophe.

A jar of wine, expressing the brotherhood that I have not seen for a long time, and I miss it very much.

In short, Zhou Ye had already lost the cup, and holding the wine was just a jar after jar.

Seeing that Lu Xiaoyuan was terrified.

If this continues, Zhou Ye will have to belch today.

And the little holy elephant was very uncomfortable.

His cultivation is only at the early stage of the Supreme Realm, so he can't drink too much wine, otherwise his legs will soften and he will kneel down directly, that would be too embarrassing.

And the elder brother seemed to be staring at himself.

He desperately greeted himself.

Before the little holy elephant fell down, his inner thought was: I will die here today.

"Comfortable!"

Putting the empty wine jar aside, Zhou Ye sat on a chair and laughed loudly.

Looking at the little holy elephant that had fallen, I was a little disappointed.

This brother, I have lived up to my expectations of him.

"Little brother, come."

Zhou Ye set his sights on Mu Changshou again.

Mu Changshou was silent for a while, but did not refuse.

He felt that the senior brother must be drinking to relieve his sorrow.

After all, the senior sister puts too much pressure on the senior brother, so much that the senior brother feels that the matter is very difficult, so the senior brother wants to get completely drunk today, and then think about his own affairs.

Mu Changshou stood up and lifted the wine jar.

Glancing at senior brother, he said something in his eyes.

Brother, come on, I will risk my life to accompany you.

"Come!"

Zhou Ye and Mu Changshou drank together.

But without holding on for a while, Mu Changshou fell down.

Mo Qing looked around and took the initiative to greet her.

One altar, two altars...

ten altars...

Gradually, Zhou Ye got drunk.

"Drink less."

Lu Xiaoyuan said softly, feeling very happy.

Zhou Ye must have felt very happy that the world witness was held today, so he felt like he was not drunk today.

It turned out that he was already so important in his heart before he knew it?

If Zhou Ye knew about this misunderstanding, he would definitely explain it quickly.

Sister, you want to hide, I, Zhou, just want to drink more points, and then break through to the Immortal Realm to be more resistant to beatings, that's all.

"Master Grass, it's amazing."

Mo Qing gave Zhou Ye a thumbs up, and then slowly sat on the chair and leaned still.

"hey-hey."

Zhou Ye smiled.

At this moment, the exposed skin was dark red.

That face was even hotter.

Zhou Ye sat down slowly.

Unexpectedly, he didn't aim well, and sat directly on the ground, his center of gravity was unstable, and he lay down on the grass.

In a daze.

Zhou Ye felt sleepy.

But there are still traces of wine around his mouth, so if he just sleeps like this, it must be a little uncomfortable.

Zhou Ye stretched out his right hand and groped around.

When he touched something like gauze, he took it over and wiped his mouth.

"Drunk."

Lu Xiaoyuan stretched out his hand and pulled back the hem of his skirt, feeling a little disgusted.

"It's okay, I'll wake up after a beating."

King Lei Yan smiled.

Walking over slowly, he lifted Zhou Ye up, and the smile on his face gradually darkened.