I have the best bloodline.

Foxes are inherently cunning, and Su Yan's mother is a master of this art. It's already a miracle that she could give birth to such a cute and well-behaved fox.

My aunt doesn't want Su Yan to be a bad learner. She won't be likeable like his mother.

"Su Qing? Haha. That's right, that beautiful fox. The couple are more like magic cultivators than magic cultivators. They are brutal and rough but also reveal a little bit of elegance."

Hua Yu frowned and thought for a moment, recalling Su Yan's mother's past deeds, and then looked at the coquettish little coward on her lap, with her white belly exposed, and couldn't help showing a strange expression: "Who did you inherit it from?"

"Anyway, it can't be his mother and the big worm." The aunt said with determination: "It is definitely inherited from one generation to the next!"

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Hearing the conversation of the elders, Su Yan couldn't help but asked out of curiosity: "What did my mother do?"

In Su Yan's heart, although the big fox is not a good wife and mother, she is definitely a qualified kind mother. She is not as disdainful as her aunt and Huayu said!

As for the old father?

Although I have a face all day long, as if I have worked overtime every day and don’t know how to be a happy social animal, it’s not necessarily bad!

"What did they two do?"

The aunt had a slightly strange expression and took out a "Grilling Recipe" from the storage ring and handed it to Su Yan.

Su Yan opened the book. There was no record of how to cook the ingredients. There was a personal name, and the name was followed by the dishes they were good at cooking.

Su Yan didn't know why and tilted his head to look at his aunt. His big blue eyes revealed a look of confusion, which was so cute.

"Those names are the disciples and elders of the Qi Sect. This book was written by your mother and your father as a small gift to me after their honeymoon."

"The cooks above are all victims." The aunt complained with a speechless face.

The couple cultivates for gain. Su Qing's character is particularly playful and has a mentality of playing in the world. The big slut relies on his beautiful and kind-hearted wife for everything. Before the news of their wedding came out, they spent a lot of time in the world of cultivation.

If Su Qing doesn't live in Xia Yu in the central state, what is she doing in the southern state?

Isn't it because there is no Wang Fa to control Tu?

"I also have a book. They seem to have printed many copies for Taoist friends I know well." Hua Yu also took out a book from the storage ring.

Chapter 134 Fun Making Machine: Sister Leer

"Has my mother been so damaged before?"

Su Yan looked at the barbecue recipe in his hand and recalled the way the big fox carried the net with a confident smile on his face, rolled up his sleeves and walked out to the door of the mansion, standing on tiptoes and looking into the distance as if he was looking for something. Su Yan suddenly didn't know what to do. Why did you say something nice to the big fox?

Although the big fox is quite kind to himself, he is indeed quite wicked to the demon cultivator.

Speaking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but think of what happened to the Nightmare Town Sect yesterday and the Holy Mother of God who nurtured all spirits in all directions. Suddenly, Su Yan seemed to smell a familiar smell.

"Your mother has done a lot of immoral things. Ask her in person when you have the ability in the future!" My aunt interrupted Su Yan's search for common ground between "bad women", moved the betting board in front of Su Yan and said:

"Use your little fortune-making claws to show me a way to get rich!"

While the three of them were discussing Su Qing, the Minister of Etiquette on the stage had already started shaking the ball to select the contestants.

On the third day, the first game players have been selected.

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"He must be the most unlucky nine-tailed fox, right? The majestic nine-tailed fox is actually being chased and sterilized by his mother-in-law. Her husband's family may be chasing him day and night to kill animals."

"But he is really cute, right? This kid is much more fun than that girl Wuxi, and he won't be impatient!"

Su Yan was lying in Hua Yu's arms watching the arena match, when he suddenly heard a whisper discussing him secretly.

Looking towards the place where the voice came from, Su Yan saw two girls in white holding hands, standing side by side, looking at him, with chuckles and whispers coming from their mouths.

"Sister Xi'er!"

When Su Yan saw the visitor, he looked at Hua Yu's arms and stood up and shouted. Then he looked at the ghost next to Sister Xi'er who had the word '乐' written on the white cloth on his cheek. He hesitated and said hello: "Le'er." sister?"

"Don't use the word baby, call me Sister Lezi!"

Facing Su Yan's greetings, Sister Le'er waved her hand to correct Su Yan's wrong choice of words in greeting her, and said with a smile: "I gradually started to like you, but it's not because you are cute, but because you are unlucky! "

The parents lost contact, and the mother-in-law did not like the mistreatment of her husband, leaving an unlucky guy to perform in Xia Yu Goulan. Such a unique unlucky guy must have a lot of fun!

Just one look at Su Yan made Leer like her.

"I'm not an unlucky guy, thank you." Su Yan retorted with a hesitant expression on his face.

After saying that, Su Yan jumped up from Huayu Zhenren's arms and jumped towards the familiar Xi'er: "Sister Xi'er! I almost thought I would never see you again."

"I'm just returning to my body to help." Sister Xi'er interrupted Su Yan's next words and said:

"Moreover, you don't need to tell me what you saw and heard when you were around the main body, and don't ask us about the main body. The memory of that part of the matter is not in our body."

The Wusheng Emperor possesses all the memories of Jiuyou, but the Jiuyous do not accept all the memories of the Wusheng Emperor.

Jiuyou didn't know anything about the Nightmare Town sect, the mutation of the royal family, and the prince's death, and they had no intention of exploring those things. The Wusheng Emperor stripped away all his emotions, just to create an absolutely calm and rational Xia Yu Executor of domination.

Jiuyou is one of the error correction mechanisms. When Wusheng Emperor is unable to make a decision on a certain matter, he will recall Jiuyou back into his body and use his emotions to think.

"The meaning of our existence is to have fun. Those power struggles and sad stories in the past have nothing to do with us. So, don't ask me. I can't explain it to you if you ask me."

Sister Xi'er smiled and touched Su Yan's fox head and said, "Since you won't participate in the imperial martial arts show anymore, would you like to go shopping with us in Xia Yu City and the palace?"

"But."

Su Yan looked at his aunt with slight hesitation. The aunt and Hua Yu seemed to be blind, as if they didn't see Su Yan leaving at all. The two of them were talking about a martial arts fight in the ring.

Both of them already knew Jiuyou's true identity. Faced with Jiuyou's active appearance, they both chose to turn a blind eye to the invisible Jiuyou, as if they didn't notice Jiuyou coming to Su Yan.

Anyway, my aunt already knew that Sister Xier would not harm Su Yan. She did not want to have any direct interaction with Xia Yu at the top.

The reason for Huayu's pretense is even simpler. Wanhua Pavilion is doing gray business. Although Xia Yu doesn't have any assassination business, he is also doing intelligence business.

She is destined not to appear in public, nor can she show any tendency in public.

Although others can't see Jiuyou, there are still some things that need to be cautious. If someone in the stands accidentally discovers it, they think that Wanhua Pavilion is leaning towards the royal family, which is equivalent to losing half of the wealth.

Therefore, both of them were blinded at this moment.

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"By the way, do any of you have any spiritual stones?"

Leaving the audience, Sister Leer looked at Xier and Su Yan and asked.

"No, I always buy things directly from other people's shelves. I don't need to spend money." Sister Xi'er said with a normal expression.

Sister Leer looked at Su Yan again.

"I have some spiritual stones, but I don't know how many Sister Le'er wants. I don't have the weight." Su Yan looked at Sister Le'er warily.

"Just give me twenty kilograms of spiritual stones, eight kilograms for buying snacks, five kilograms for massage and bone setting, and the remaining seven kilograms for my husband and children."

Sister Le'er said with a melancholy face: "Recently, I was sitting in the stands watching the imperial martial arts performance and my back hurt. I just went to Lingcaojian to see Dr. Qian for a massage on my back."

"What is a husband and a godson?" Su Yan asked with a question mark on his face while taking the spirit stone from the storage ring.

"In a literal sense, you are raising your husband and raising your children!"

Although Jiuyou are not engaged in production, they will help Wusheng Emperor with some things in their free time, just like Sister Xi'er intercepted the Nightmare Town Sect and snatched the poached Jade Rabbit from them.

Sister Le'er has no interest in those. She basically lives in a brothel or a goulan on weekdays, causing trouble for those officials who have wives. She spends a few taels of silver to find a passerby to inform the family members of the cheaters.

Although Xia Yu said that it was not illegal to go to a brothel, there was still moral condemnation for married people.

Officials with bad conduct would even be reported to Xia Yu's Third Master's 'Grand Tutor' by Sister Le'er's real name.

If she doesn't report thirty or fifty people a year, Sister Leer will feel empty in her heart.

"I came back in a hurry. The spirit stones were left at the northern fortress and I didn't bring them back. I'll return them to you when the time comes." Sister Le'er said after taking the spirit stones from Su Yan, and then turned around to find Qian Zhi for a back massage. .

"Sister Le'er is Xia Yu's moral role model in official circles?" Su Yan looked at Sister Xi'er and asked.

"She was just having fun, sitting high up eating snacks and laughing at the unlucky people below. But thanks to your sister Le'er's leisure time, some city managers in remote areas that Xia Yu City cannot directly control have not caused any bad things. Scandal." Sister Xier said.

Chapter 135 Hey! Dirty fox!

"Huh? Isn't that Brother Wen? Why is he swaying in the wheelchair?"

Following Sister Xi'er to the lively streets, they purchased some dried spiritual plants to feed the jade rabbits. Su Yan, who didn't know the quality of spiritual plants, sat on the counter of the medicine shop, chewing the animal meat snacks given by Emperor Wusheng yesterday. While eating, I accidentally saw a figure I hadn't seen for a long time.

Su Yan couldn't help but call out and stopped Wen Juntong who was driving in a wheelchair.

"Brother Su? Why are you here alone?"

Wen Juntong, who was sitting in a wheelchair with his left foot bandaged and splinted, was pushed by his servants. When he heard someone calling his name, he looked back and saw a flash of white floating on the colorfully decorated street.

Wen Juntong directed the servants with a cheerful face, pushed himself to the door of the medicine shop, raised his hand to say hello and asked Su Yan why he was here alone.

"I came shopping with an elder. What about you? I haven't seen you for a long time." Su Yan said.

"Me? Don't mention it." Wen Juntong shook his head and said, "I don't know who reported it to my grandfather about my previous visit to Wanhua Pavilion. My mother came back from the western state to avoid the cold for the New Year. After learning the news, she was furious. I'll stay in the rookie camp in the Demon Division."

"As for the result?"

Wen Juntong raised his hand and patted his injured leg, saying with a speechless face: "Now I am studying at home!"

Although Wen Juntong could not join the Demon Suppression Division, his grandfather was one of the fourteen thousand households in the Demon Suppression Division. It was not difficult to send his grandson to the Xinding camp for special training. As a result, Wen Juntong sprained his leg within a few days. The doctor said he would be given medicine to treat it, but Wen Juntong was stunned and said there was no cure.

I have a rebellious and stubborn streak, and I have been squatting at home reading, writing and recuperating recently.

Su Yan couldn't laugh or cry and said, "It's not like Mrs. Wen is doing anything to harm you by forcing you to practice. Why are you so resistant? Why are you wandering around the streets in such a hurry if you don't stay at home to recover after your injury?"

Wen Juntong doesn't like to practice. He spends his days fighting crickets and running pigs on the street like an ordinary dandy. Apart from not doing anything serious and dreaming of living in Wanhua Pavilion and enjoying the hugs of his elder sister in the golden elixir stage every day, he is just like Xian fish.

"If you practice or not, you can live a good life, and you won't have to attend so many funerals."

After Wen Juntong waved his hands to refuse, he said with a happy face: "Li Jing! Do you remember, right? It's the guy who made such a big fuss like Chunyuan before. Today, he was sentenced by the Ministry of Punishment to parade in the streets for slandering and spreading rumors. His father personally Even paying the fine failed to save him!"

"Li Jing? No impression." Su Yan shook his head.

"Forget it if I don't have an impression. I'm the only enemy. I'm rushing over to throw rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs at him!"

Wen Juntong groped for a moment in the storage ring, and took out baskets of frozen, rotten and stinky tomatoes, and a basket of special rotten eggs that had a hole specially opened to allow the egg whites and yolks to rot and stink:

"I'll throw that guy away later. He made him spread rumors that I didn't pay for visiting Wanhua Pavilion! It made my reputation in the circle become bad. I can't kill him!"

". Throwing rotten eggs?"

Su Yan thought for a while, and then opened his storage ring and took out some pickled products from southern states: "This is the stinky shrimp paste that is a specialty of our southern states, and this tough stuff called durian. Socks? This The pair of socks don’t seem to be mine?”

In Su Yan's storage ring, in addition to some spiritual stones and fattening snacks, there are also some sundries that were transferred from the storage ring that her mother threw when she ran away from home. Su Yan's daily life is basically I won’t go out of my way to look for those things.

But when Wen Juntong said he was going to throw it away to his enemies, Su Yan thought that in his storage ring, there seemed to be some pickled stinky seafood dipping sauce and durian characteristic of southern states, so he dug them out and gave them to Wen Juntong to hit people with. .

"Socks? Socks can also be smashed! It doesn't matter whose stinky socks are."

"no!"

Su Yan thought about it and stuffed the smelly socks back, then took out two durians and gave them to Wen Juntong, "It would be better to use them."

Su Yan didn't know whose socks belonged to him, but whether they belonged to his father or his mother, they were not suitable for hitting people with.

"The smell will get worse if you heat it up. If you want to taste the fruits and vegetables from the southern state, I suggest you let it sit outside for half an hour in winter before tasting it. It actually tastes quite good." Su Yan suggested.

"What are you talking about?"

Sister Xi'er came out of the inner hall, carrying a sack in her hand and went to the counter to weigh it. She looked strangely at Su Yan who kept taking out things.

"Nothing happened."

Su Yan, as if he had been caught by his parents for doing something bad, said with a slight guilt: "My friend's enemy was sentenced to be paraded through the streets by the Ministry of Criminal Justice. He rushed to throw rotten eggs, and I happened to have some southern-style pickled products here."

"Enemy? Speaking of which, last night when I saw the documents submitted by the Ministry of Punishments, the person who falsely accused you of engaging in bad service was caught. His name seems to be Li Jing, and his family is engaged in salt transportation."

When she talked about the parade, Sister Xi'er suddenly remembered that she had seen the memorial submitted by the Ministry of Punishment last night, which contained the investigation results of the slandered case of Chunyuan, so she mentioned it to Su Yan.

Li Jing's family was quite wealthy. He was supposed to be sentenced to jail, but because he turned in a large amount of spiritual stones, he was given a lighter sentence. Instead of half a year in jail, he was paraded on the streets and released in half a month.

"Li Jing?!"

After Su Yan and Wen Juntong looked at each other, they fell into a speechless silence.

"Brother Su, are you going with us? If not, don't hide it and take it all out!"

"good"