I have the best bloodline.

Su Yan stopped being pretentious and took out all the smelly sauce that he didn't like to eat from the storage ring and handed them all to Wen Juntong. He also reminded him that Ruchunyuan now raised dozens of foxes. The monkeys must have shoveled a lot of sacks of dog poop. If he doesn't mind, he can take a detour and bring two bags over.

Wen Juntong looked shocked and waved his hands repeatedly. He just threw tomatoes, eggs, stinky shrimp paste and durian while parading in the street, which was already too much. He also threw feces. Wasn't this a precedent for the onlookers?

Wen Juntong didn't dare to play like this. He was also afraid that he would be arrested and paraded on the street, and the people would throw shit.

"Dirty fox, bad fox, don't play with shit!" Sister Xier knocked Su Yan on the head three times in a row, knocking out three pieces of Su Yan's head before she stopped:

"No wonder your mother wanted to rub you with a washboard. How could she have such vicious thoughts in her head? Killing someone but not lighting up the soul would be so obscene!"

"嘤嘤嘤"

Su Yan covered his head with an aggrieved face, looked at Sister Xi'er and said, "But, I saw in the war strategy in the book that the defenders heated the excrement water and poured it on the attackers' heads. ?”

"Hey! Little yellow-mouthed fox! Do you want to experience the taste of your mother after a long time?"

Sister Xi'er refused to accept Su Yan's message and picked up a handful of spiritual plants to rinse his mouth.

The book Su Yan read was from a previous life. It was unprecedented in the world of cultivation in this life. On both sides of the siege and defense, the immortals on both sides would fight to the death. The soldiers below would set up formations to summon spirits to attack the city. But there are not so many strange military tactics targeting the human race.

Therefore, Sister Xi'er naturally couldn't accept the evil ideas put forward by Su Yan.

………………

Monthly passes for the ball, I really need them.

I went to bed at 2:30 last night, and it wasn’t until the afternoon when I woke up. I looked at the time displayed on my phone, and I felt like I was going crazy. Abba, Abba, don’t struggle anymore. The updated time is the time in the underworld.

Chapter 136 Imperial City (Third update is scheduled for additional updates)

"Speaking of which, this is your first time as a guest in the palace. Is there any place you want to visit? Although I'm not very good at talking in the palace, there is no place in the imperial city that I can't go to."

Sister Xi'er walked from the main entrance of the imperial city, looked at Su Yan who was looking around over her shoulder, and asked with a smile.

Even the treasury in the imperial city is undefended for Jiuyou. There are no buildings in the imperial city that Sister Xi'er cannot go to. If there is an area that cannot be visited, maybe the emperor's harem?

However, since the place was built, the two emperors Xia and Yu were unable to put together a complete harem. The grass must have grown moldy there, right? The prisons inside the Demon Suppression Division are probably more lively than the emperor's harem.

"Imperial City. I don't know much about it."

Su Yan turned his head and rubbed Sister Xi'er's cheek, expressing his love for Sister Xi'er. However, Su Yan usually lived on his own land and basically had no systematic understanding of the inside of the imperial city.

Even Xia Yu's titles of Six Divisions and Three Divisions actually only have a general meaning, and the understanding is not in-depth.

"The Imperial City consists of the Sixth Division of the Third Division, some Imperial Guard service areas, and some garden landscapes. Originally, there were some Happy Forests in the Imperial City, but they were reported more by officials later, so there are far fewer of them."

Sister Xi'er said with a hint of regret.

Both the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Punishment said that such behavior was unsightly and affected the solemnity of the imperial city. The attack on Happy Forest must be strictly prohibited, including lakes!

They also encouraged everyone to report each other, and if they were caught, they would take off their pants and hang them on the bulletin board to let the people of Xia Yu's main city come and see if they were really that capable.

"Both men and women do it?" Su Yan asked in surprise.

"That's not to say that the palace maids spanked them, took off their pants and broke three wooden sticks in public, and then locked them up for three months. The monsters usually wish they could turn those things into mill wheels so that they can be fair and honest. Isn’t it rewarding them to show off their talents?”

Sister Xi'er carried Su Yan to the palace and told him the interesting rules in the palace.

Although Su Yan heard a lot of black lines, Sister Xier still found it very interesting.

The entire imperial city covers a huge area. The area of ​​Xia Yu's main city is comparable to the large cities in Su Yan's previous life. The imperial city even occupies one-tenth of Xia Yu City and sits directly in the central area of ​​Xia Yu City.

Walking in from the outer area of ​​the imperial city, the area adjacent to the palace is where the royal family gathers. Not only does the royal family live here and worship the royal family, but it also demarcates an area for the important officials of the imperial court to live in.

Although Princess Wuxi has her own fief, Princess Wuxi currently lives in the palace in the imperial city, about two miles away from the third prince and the young prince, which can be regarded as a place very close to the palace.

"If you want to play with Wuyi in the future, just come here."

Sister Xier raised her hand and pointed at the door with the plaque "Endless Life" hanging on the top of the high wall.

The content of the door plaque is relatively casual, and generally there is not much emphasis on it. Many people engraved their last name and residence, etc., to facilitate visitors or others to identify the mansion in front of them.

This avoids the difficulty of raiding your own home if you go to the wrong place when raiding the house next door.

"Hey, hey, little one, go back right now, and ask Your Highness, Princess Wuxi, to calm down."

As soon as Su Yan and Sister Xi'er approached the door, a strong man wearing a brown official uniform with a round collar and narrow sleeves rolled out of the princess's mansion with a flattering face. Under the gazes of Sister Xi'er and Su Yan, they were extremely surprised. The silky "Gululu" rolled to the end of the sight and disappeared.

The rolling eunuch's cultivation level was not low. He condensed a spherical spiritual energy group on his body surface, wrapping his whole body so that he could roll silkily on the ground. No one who was not in the golden elixir stage could roll so smoothly.

An eunuch rolled out, and then four or five eunuchs and several palace maids flew out from the door like race horses. Their round bodies hit the road in front of the princess's mansion and rolled away with full power. .

The palace maids with low cultivation level did not roll smoothly, but the eunuchs rolled faster than the other.

Su Yan was dumbfounded the whole time: "Are they competing in a horse race?"

"It's a horse racing competition. That girl Wuxi must be throwing a tantrum inside the mansion! If she runs too slowly, Chi Yu may be in trouble."

Sister Xi'er was no stranger to the Princess' Mansion, and she was very skilled in leading Su Yan over the wall. Once inside, even though they were separated by the front garden, they could hear clearly that Princess Wuxi was angrily slapping the table and scolding people.

"No wonder it can take off. It turns out that behind the high wall is a rockery for gardening. Judging from those smooth stones, it must be often used as a springboard, right?"

Su Yan looked at the landscaping in the front yard. It was not as luxurious as the southern state mansion where Su Yan lived. It was just a very ordinary landscape courtyard. It was not as magnificent as imagined. Even the toilet was made of gold bricks.

"Why are you so angry, Xiao Wuxi? Why don't you come out to greet your aunt!"

As soon as Sister Xi'er spoke, the scolding voice in the lobby of the residence suddenly stopped. Princess Wuxi once again transformed into the form of a fox and stood on the threshold. She looked at Sister Xi'er who had revealed her figure from a distance. The corners of her eyes twitched slightly, and her face was filled with tears. He hesitated to speak, and finally turned into a sigh.

She subconsciously called for the Imperial Guards, but thinking that the Imperial Guards could not see her aunt in front of her, Princess Wuxi silently closed her mouth and glared at her.

"Don't worry! I'm not going shopping with you today, I'm just here to feed you."

Sister Xi'er said as she walked closer, coincidentally, at this time, the Moon Rabbit also jumped to the threshold. Princess Wuxi didn't even look at it, her tail naturally curled up and flicked on the Moon Rabbit's head, and directly flicked the small thing. After returning home, Moon Rabbit still refused to give up and stretched out his arms and legs from the glutinous rice ball shape to continue jumping around.

When the Moon Rabbit came to the edge of the threshold, Princess Wuxi still didn't look back at the Moon Rabbit. She raised her hind foot and kicked the Moon Rabbit. The Moon Rabbit once again turned into a glutinous rice ball and rolled back into the house.

It wasn't until Princess Wuxi saw Su Yan on Sister Xi'er's shoulder that the tight expression on the little fox's face relaxed slightly and said, "Su Yan!"

"exist!"

Su Yan put his front foot on Sister Xi'er's shoulder, jumped forward and landed on the ground to say hello to Princess Wuxi.

"I guessed that only that woman could teach you the method of rejuvenating your youth."

Princess Wuxi looked at Su Yan, and then at Sister Xi'er who was squatting down and stroking her head. Princess Wuxi jumped up and wanted to bite Sister Xi'er's arm, but Sister Xi'er was not stupid, how could she give it to her? Princess Wuxi bit it.

He shrunk his hand to avoid Princess Wuxi's bite, and kept teasing the biting Princess Wuxi with his palm.

"Okay, okay, my aunt won't tease you anymore. I'm not here to invite you to go shopping today. I'm just here to feed the little rabbits."

Sister Xier walked into the house and poured the medicinal materials from the sack in front of Yue Tu. She also turned around to complain about Princess Wuxi's hot temper and said: "You too, didn't see me bringing the little fox to play with you. You don’t even know how to come out to greet them, and they jump up and bite people when you open your mouth.”

"I really don't know how you can get married in the future if you have such a temper. It's scary to think about it."

Chapter 137 The Moon Rabbit Pounds the Medicine (Fourth update, please order additional updates)

"Princess. Why do you call Sister Xi'er that woman?"

Su Yan wiped his four-legged pads clean on the floor mat at the door, jumped out of the door and then raised the threshold to the house. He looked at Sister Xi'er who was kneading the moon rabbit in the house, and quietly Asked Princess Wuxi why she addressed Sister Xier so rudely.

"Then you have to ask her! As soon as I received the canonization, she ran out and called herself my aunt. Although she is also a nine-tailed fox grandma, she should also pay attention to her title!" Princess Wuxi hummed. vocal channel.

Sister Xi'er often calls herself aunt in front of Princess Wuxi, but Princess Wuxi's real aunt should be Emperor Wusheng.

Therefore Princess Wuxi was very dissatisfied with Sister Xier, how could she humiliate His Majesty Wusheng Emperor like this!

If Your Majesty is like you, doing business all day long and not daring to fight cocks and walk dogs, Xia Yu will be gone!

"Well"

Su Yan tried to use his fox fingers to calculate the seniority relationship between the princess and Wusheng Emperor, and then deduced the seniority between Sister Xier and the princess. However, Su Yan tried it and found that he could not calculate it by pushing up two generations. Seniority.

"You two, don't stay there, come and see the Moon Rabbit making medicine!"

Sister Xier turned around and waved, smiling and inviting the two little foxes to come over and watch some interesting scenes.

"?"

A question mark appeared on Princess Wuxi's head, and one word echoed repeatedly in her head: [Moon Rabbit Pounds Medicine]

Moon Rabbit? That indescribable glutinous rice ball is actually the famous mythical beast Moon Rabbit who possesses the elixir of death?

Princess Wuxi didn't believe what Sister Xi'er said, so she jumped up next to Sister Xi'er and lay on Su Yan's body. Her eyes were unblinking as she watched the snow-white rabbit taste the medicinal ingredients for her lunch after being masturbated to comfort.

After chewing a large amount of dried spiritual plants on the snow-white rabbit, its original snow-white fur gradually became covered with a light pink color, and a very peculiar diamond-shaped mark appeared on its forehead.

The Moon Rabbit has a very small appetite on weekdays, and only needs to eat a small amount of fruits, vegetables and hay. It does not require special care, and its vitality is incredibly tenacious. It is immune to all infectious diseases and toxins. Strange poisons that can poison the earthly immortal are not a problem for the Moon Rabbit. Like cold water.

But the Moon Rabbit also has a disadvantage. To raise a Moon Rabbit, you need an incredible amount of wealth and extraordinary means.

Moon Rabbit's innate magical power is to make elixirs. From the legendary immortality elixir to ordinary Qi-concentrating elixirs, Moon Rabbit can make them. However, if you want to activate the sealed elixirs in Moon Rabbit's innate magical power, There is a prerequisite.

Just give the Moon Rabbit the corresponding medicinal materials.

Moon Rabbit can conduct a pharmacological analysis of the swallowed medicinal materials in detail down to the meridians, store them in his head, and combine the properties of the medicinal materials he has taken before to deduce a desired elixir in his head.

Moon Rabbits are not so much making elixirs as they are able to deduce all the magical elixirs that exist under the world, or that do not exist at all.

The ancestors of the Moon Rabbit deduced the elixir. No matter what kind of creature, as long as it takes it, it can become an immortal!

It is also the most glorious moment for the mythical beast Moon Rabbit Clan.

"When the Moon Rabbit is absorbing pharmacological knowledge, its body will be covered with a layer of pink, but you must also remember that although the Moon Rabbit is immune to all poisons, it is very taboo to take in too much water. Feeding the Moon Rabbit Remember to feed mainly dried spiritual plants.”

Sister Xi'er opened her mouth to explain to the two of them, and then touched Yue Rabbit's head. The faint pink color on Yue Rabbit's body completely faded like a tide, and after becoming no different from an ordinary snow rabbit, she rubbed Yu'er with joy. Sister's palm.

This is the good person who saved him last time. Yue Tu's extraordinary memory still remembers Sister Xi'er saving him.

"It turns out that the pink color last time was due to its enlightenment and pharmacological analysis after taking the herbal medicine." Su Yan said with a face full of enlightenment. No wonder he said that this moon rabbit was different from when he saw it before.

"No! The pink color it showed in the cage at that time was a stress reaction. If you touch it at will, it will poison you to death." Sister Xi'er corrected Su Yan's misunderstanding: "There are two kinds of There is actually a difference in pink, you can tell if you look carefully.”

"Is it still poisonous?" Su Yan looked at the round glutinous rice ball in front of him with shock on his face.

Under Su Yan's gaze, Yue Tu tilted his head and looked at Su Yan with a foxy face. An exclamation point appeared on his head, as if he was remembering something. He jumped up and down in front of Su Yan and stretched out his two small hands to hug Su Yan. His cheeks rubbed together with joy.

He is with a big good guy, he is the good guy who saved him last time!

After Yue Tu finished rubbing Su Yan, he hugged the cheek of Princess Wuxi who was lying on Su Yan's body, rubbing her face with love.

This is a good person who gives me food and shelter, plays with me, and shows me Gurulu's tricks!

A room full of good people that I like!

In Little Moon Rabbit's simple mind, there are two types of creatures in the world, one is good and the other is bad.

The new word "bad guy" was something Yuetu had just learned after being kidnapped by the Nightmare Town sect.

After Yue Tu rubbed against Princess Wuxi, he rubbed against Su Yan, and then ran to Sister Xiu'er to rub against her. Finally, Yue Tu fell to the ground with circles in his eyes, and he fainted.

The sky was full of good people, and the dizzy Moon Rabbit exclaimed in his heart.

"What did Sister Xi'er want to say just now?" Su Yan looked at Yue Rabbit, who was lying unconscious on the ground with his stomach turned white. He somehow thought of Nan Wu, and looked at him with a dark look on his face. Yue Rabbit naughtily slapped him when he wanted to speak just now. The broken sister Xier.

"What did I say? By the way! Moon Rabbits are not allowed to consume excessive amounts of water in their daily diet, otherwise the Yin Tide poison used for defense in their bodies will be diluted and the surrounding land will be polluted through excretion."

Sister Xi'er, who was questioned, thought for a while before remembering what she wanted to say, and explained to the two foxes.

Sister Xi'er brought Su Yan to the princess today, not because she wanted to take him to visit the imperial city, but to teach the two little ones about the characteristics of the moon rabbit. When the time comes, she will send the little moon rabbit back to the moon rabbit territory. Two little foxes went to the Moon Rabbit territory to identify their location and the rabbit.

If you become friends with the Moon Rabbit Clan, if you need any elixirs or need help in the future, you can rely on your friendship with the Nine-tailed Fox and the favor of saving the Moon Rabbit to seek help from the Moon Rabbit Clan.

This is a matter of great love, so Sister Xier specially brought Su Yan and Wu Xi with her.

In this way, Moon Rabbit owes three people favors. Su Yan will not suffer any loss if she calls Sister Huer over and over again!

"The poison of Yin Tide? Does it mean corruption?" Princess Wuxi's face was full of confusion. She thought about the courtyard that had turned into a rotten depression and asked her aunt.

"Huh? You don't know how." Sister Xi'er looked at Princess Wuxi with surprise.

"I was hungry after practicing last night. When I went to the kitchen, there was nothing to eat. So I took tomatoes and cucumbers to eat. The glutinous rice balls may have heard the sound and came over to express their desire to eat."

Princess Wuxi looked at the warm and cute glutinous rice balls, and recalled the stinky puddle that appeared in the backyard, and her cheeks couldn't help but twitch.

She didn't wake up naturally because of her cultivation today. She was awakened by the stench in her fox's nose. When she opened her eyes, she saw the rotten depression in the backyard that gave off the stench.

Princess Wuxi immediately thought that the bursting of the sewage pipe in her mansion might have caused the land landslide.

Prince Wuxi was angry and reprimanded the eunuchs because she thought they were not doing a good job of supervision and did not notice the landslide caused by the burst sewage pipe in the backyard. She never expected that a diarrheal bowel movement by Moon Rabbit would pollute dozens of square meters of land into a highly toxic swamp.

That incident happened in her own mansion. If it was another mansion, those eunuchs and palace maids might have been beaten to death.