I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 58: A dry funeral, just started broadcasting and the service collapsed? [5/8 day 40,000 request for self-order].

“Huh?”

Jiang Xue felt a little confused for a moment. Wonder if you heard it wrong.

“Who did you just say? Say it again! ”

She felt that she must have misheard. A dry funeral?

Just broke the number of online people exceeded a million? What about playing?

Jiang Xue didn’t believe it at all.

“It’s the funeral all the way from the funeral, and netizens call him Fa Ye.”

This time, Jiang Xue heard it clearly, but he heard it clearly, but he felt incredible. It’s been less than ten minutes since the event started, right? A million online viewers?

And a dry funeral?

She really wanted to ask this staff member a word, that is, you are not kidding me, are you? After confirming with the staff,

She found that this person really did not lie to him, so she was surprised and said: “Is this person’s user viscosity so high?” ”

She thought for a while and said, “Okay, change him to a two-million-level service line.” ”

“If it’s okay, let’s go out first.”

After that, she was ready to bury her head in work. She now has a lot of things in her hands, but not only Yang Lin.

Although she was a little surprised by the opening millions, this kind of thing has not happened.

She was only slightly surprised by Yang Lin’s user viscosity. But after speaking, he found that the staff member was still standing and not leaving.

“Didn’t you ask you to change his two million lines? Didn’t hear clearly? ”

She said with some dissatisfaction.

The staff smiled bitterly and said, “No, Mr. Jiang, it’s now over two million.” ”

Wang Defa?

Jiang Xue exclaimed.

It only took two or three minutes since the staff came in and reported to him, which is two million? Tease me?

Is this Fa Ye’s appeal so strong?

“Then exchange him for three million lines!”

Jiang Xue said quickly.

The current line in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room is one million, and the current number of online people is two million, which will definitely burst.

But at this moment, someone outside suddenly shouted: “What’s going on, why is it suddenly all carded?” ”

“Lying groove, there is a guy on the rookie show channel who has exceeded three million online in the live broadcast room, and now it will reach four million immediately.”

“Who? Such a cow? ”

“The ID is called… Funeral all the way? What the heck? ”

“Are you sure this is new?”

“Groove, the server is crashing.”

Hearing these voices, Jiang Xueren was numb.

She heard only one number: four million. A dry funeral, dealing with the dead,

In the ten minutes since the start of the live broadcast, the number of people online in the live broadcast room is 4 million? And directly let the server crash, I have never seen such a thing on a horse. Jiang Xue felt that her scalp was numb.

“Quick, apply to the headquarters for five million lines for him.”

“No, let’s give the first-level line directly.”

“Quick!”

After a few minutes, the platform lag finally disappeared.

At this time, the park personnel in the data hall also looked at each other. When a newcomer debuts, someone can almost dry up the service in just ten minutes.

When had they ever seen such a thing? Don’t say you’ve seen it, you’ve never heard it.

And this guy heard that he is still a Mr. Yin Yang who sells funeral supplies. It’s incredible.

Jiang Xue, who was relieved, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. But anyway, this traffic must have gone up.

Just now, the headquarters praised her on the phone.

Say that he did a good job and exploded the server so quickly. But she wanted to cry without tears, she really didn’t do anything,

That guy is really just a wild anchor from A-hey. I said that she had nothing to do with half a dime.

After calming his shocked emotions, Jiang Xue suddenly became extremely interested in Yang Lin in his heart,

“Show me a picture of him and show me what he’s doing to attract so much online.”

Jiang Xue said.

Soon, Yang Lin’s live broadcast screen was picked up.

And when the screen of Yang Lin’s live broadcast room was connected to the big screen of the data hall, including Jiang Xue, all the staff were stupid.

“Eat… Eating instant noodles? ”

“Or a copycat?”

“Kang Shuaifu?”

“Millions of people watch him eat copycat instant noodles?”

“What the hell is this horse pedaling?”

“I’m numb.”

…… Finally, Yang Lin swallowed the last mouthful of noodles and finished the soup beautifully.

“Little don’t have a food system, right? The cottage noodles are so delicious. ”

Yang Lin doubted.

Then again, this world is almost the same, isn’t it almost seven o’clock, he still has to broadcast live. Then he looked up and was dumbfounded. Groove.

When did the live stream start? How did he not know?

And there are so many people online, I count, ten million, egg Jill, ah,

Five million people? Five hundred people watched him eat instant noodles for more than ten minutes?

His own famous name. This dead little one doesn’t know to remind himself,

You have to deduct her salary when you turn back. Yang Lin wanted to cry without tears, quickly hid the instant noodle bowl in front of him, and awkwardly said hello to the camera: “Hi, good evening everyone.” ”

“Poof, did Grandpa finish eating instant noodles?”

“In other words, where did you buy Fa Ye’s instant noodles, it looks so fragrant, I also want to eat it.”

“It’s just that you can ask about the fragrance across the screen.”

“Just send you to the little yellow car, my mother let me buy a few barrels.”

“Hahahahaha, the appearance of the hair master is so cute.”

“Shocked face, screenshot screenshot, this meme is not there.”

“In other words, our hair master has a card, this is less than ten minutes, five million people.”

“But no, I went to see it just now, and the other rookie anchors are only about 100,000 at most.”

“That year, Fa Ye put his hands in his pockets, and he didn’t know what an opponent was.”

“This segment is invincible, okay.”

……

Seeing that Yang Lin finally finished eating the instant noodles, the barrage in the live broadcast room was brushed by netizens. After embarrassment,

Yang Lin glared at Lin Xiaoxiao, who was snickering,

“This month’s bonus is gone.”

Yang Lin huffed.

“Huh? Don’t, boss! ”

Lin Xiaoxiao’s face immediately collapsed.

“Lying in the groove, the boss is bullying Xiaoxiao again.”

“Don’t be afraid, jump ship and come to my store.”

Netizens have been upset for the little one.

For these barrages on the screen, Yang Lin pretended to turn a blind eye, and he said to the screen: “Okay, the instant noodles are also eaten, then let’s officially broadcast it.” ”

If these words are heard by other anchors, they will definitely be so angry that they will vomit blood. Okay.

I have a lot of tricks, I almost danced a striptease, only tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of spectators.

And you poured well, just ate a bubble noodles, more than five million online, or no one else lived.

“Wow, it’s been a long time, Fa Ye, what are we doing tonight?”

“Let’s get to work, Dadpa.”

“You name a number, how many will we ga tonight?”

“Otherwise, let’s go and prostitute the teacher.”

“Lying down, upstairs will work, but I like it.”

……

Suddenly, netizens shouted one after another. Yang Lin was crying and laughing, how could he feel that these people were more evil than himself. I look forward to him every day.

But then again, he really wants to find customers, otherwise,

Where does the economic income come from?

The hole that gave Du Wenming a life extension before has not yet been filled.

“Okay, let’s advertise first.”

“Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Ga, you can get a nine-fold discount if you book in advance, please look for a funeral all the way.”

As soon as these words came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room disappeared instantly. The screen seems empty,

As if there is some strange magic in this sentence. After a while, a netizen weakly sent a barrage: “That, Fa Ye, can you not say this sentence, we are afraid.” ”

“That’s it, Dadye, my heartbeat stopped just now.”

“The clothes are soaked.”

“S clipped me off, scared to pee.”

“Fa Ye, let’s not bring this kind of play people.”

For a time, netizens in the live broadcast room sent barrages one after another, saying that they were scared to pee.

Yang Lin felt very aggrieved, he really just wanted to advertise, and there was no other meaning, how could you all be like this.

No advertising, where do I get the business, no business, how can I eat instant noodles.

Yang Lin said that he was really innocent.

“Well, since you all don’t like it, then I won’t say it.”

“But what about live streaming? How about you come up with an idea? ”

As soon as netizens heard this, they poured a large piece.

In the end, you are the anchor, or I am the anchor. Where is the anchor to let the audience come up with ideas.

And don’t you have a little bit of professionalism. Also drunk.

For a long time, Yang Lin did not wait for the suggestions of netizens, and in desperation, he had to say: “Then so be it, anyway, I won’t do anything else, just take you to watch others live broadcast.” ”

“Okay, okay, I like to follow Fa Ye to check the ward.”

“Start it, go for ward rounds.”

“Yes, yes, watching live broadcasts, it’s exciting to think about.”

“It’s okay, Fa Ye, I love watching you watch other people’s live broadcasts.”

“The funeral army set off, and there was no grass.”

And Yang Lin looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he was also a little crying and laughing.

Speaking of what are the tastes of these fans of yours. You came to my live broadcast room just to let me take you to watch others live? He also no longer paid attention to the barrage of netizens,

Instead, he directly took the fans and began the ward rounds journey.

Because he chose to record the screen live broadcast, the screen on the computer will be broadcast live simultaneously, so,

There was a very strange scene on the rookie show channel, an anchor with more than five million and nearly six million online viewers turned out to be watching other people’s anchors one after another with people in the live broadcast room. Some passers-by said they were numb.

“Weak question–sentence, what kind of anchor is this?”

“Live broadcast to watch others live broadcast, I serve.”

“It’s a batch of 6.”

“The first time I saw such a live broadcast, I can only say, Bull Klaas.”

And for these people’s questions, Yang Lin’s fans simply ignored them.

They are all busy watching Fa Ye take them to watch other people’s live broadcasts, how can they have time.

At this time, Yang Lin had already clicked into the room of a certain dancing lady. The water friend in his live broadcast room took a look,

The eyes were red, like crazy, a swarm of the little sister’s room, the little sister saw that millions of people suddenly came, and everyone was frightened.

She is a new anchor, where have she seen such a battle. It’s not good to speak,

“Huan… Welcome to the live stream… Friends in the broadcast room. ”

But before she could finish speaking, she saw the barrage gushing out madly: “Run, young lady.” ”

“Fa Ye is here, it’s in your live broadcast room.”

“If you don’t run, you will eat a meal, run quickly.”

“You’re going to quack young lady.”

“Does the young lady have a boyfriend, it’s a pity.”

“Or you give Fa Ye a striptease.”

……

The young lady who watched it was stupid and couldn’t say anything. But Yang Lin only watched for a while, and then silently withdrew from the live broadcast room, so,

Yang Lin’s fans launched another barrage: “Goodbye young sister.” ”

“Cherish what is in front of you.”

“Alas, I can’t eat enough.”

“Little sister doesn’t have to striptease.”

“Goodbye!”

After speaking, Hula ran away. Leave the little sister messy in the wind.

If it was several times, many live broadcast rooms were blasted by Yang Lin. Although his intention was not to blast,

It’s just looking for customers.

But it caused the fact of explosion.

Several newcomers with relatively poor psychological endurance looked at the barrage that was full of screens that you were about to quack, and they were so frightened that they slipped away directly, and they did not dare to broadcast it again. It left a serious trauma on the young mind.

……

And when Yang Lin was taking millions of fans to check the room, in the warmly decorated live broadcast room, Da Mimi and Reba were staring at the screen and giggling.

“Why is this person so interesting, first live broadcast eating instant noodles, and then live watching people live broadcast, so interesting.”

Reba covered her mouth and laughed.

Because it was not yet time for Yang Mi’s live broadcast, so they were busy, and the two of them shrunk on the sofa to watch the live broadcast.

This look, by chance, entered Yang Lin’s live broadcast room. At the beginning, the two entered Yang Lin’s live broadcast room,

I found that there were millions of fans watching, and I thought the anchor was doing.

As a result, I saw that I was eating instant noodles, which was still the kind of copycat.

It seems that the food is fragrant and fragrant, so that the two of them can’t understand it.

Yang Mi and Reba both wanted to get two barrels of Kang Shuai Fu to taste. This then aroused a strong curiosity.

To say that curiosity kills cats, this is not false at all, the two are curious together, simply did not leave, but squatted in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room to watch,

I want to see why Yang Lin can attract so many audiences. Who knows, in the next ten minutes, the number of people rose to five or six million, but Yang Lin was still eating instant noodles, eating happily.

“I’m afraid it’s not a mukbang.”

Yang Mi also guessed so.

Finally, when he finished eating instant noodles, the two thought that he would broadcast some new things live. But what I didn’t expect was,

In the following period, he actually took millions of fans to check the ward,

And also specifically picked the kind of little sister who danced in yoga pants, no, several young sisters were scared by him.

“This person is so bad, sister, what does his fan shout those words, what do you mean?”

Reba asked with big blinking puzzled eyes.

“I don’t know, I don’t understand the matter of the live broadcast industry.”

Yang Mi also didn’t understand what Yang Lin was doing.

Shaking his head and saying.

“Okay, you two don’t mumble, get ready, it’s about to start broadcasting.”

Sister Ruo walked in and shouted.

It’s all seven fifty now, and it’s about to be Yang Mi’s turn to appear.

……

Besides, Yang Lin’s side, after a long day on the newcomer channel, he couldn’t even find a customer, making him secretly call out bad luck.

As for the fact that several young ladies were scared by him to stop broadcasting, Yang Lin said that he didn’t know anything about it.

He is innocent.

The newcomer area is nothing to turn around.

By this time, the number of people in his live broadcast room had risen to seven million. The first place in the proper rookie area left the second place far behind.

His data, even if it goes to the public, I am afraid it is in the top few rankings.

After feeling that the newcomer area was not interesting, and he couldn’t find the target customers, Yang Lin simply took the fans and entered the public area. And just entered the public area,

He saw a live broadcast room hanging high at the top of the live broadcast hall. There is a name on it: Da Sima! Yang Lin paused, and the mouse moved to the top of the live broadcast room.