I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 59: Teacher Ma: I seem to have really made a big deal this wave [40,000 requests for self-order on 6/8th].

“Not good…”

“Does Fa Ye want…”

“Lying groove, no.”

“Danger!”

The water friends in the live broadcast room gasped one after another. And the next moment, Yang Lin clicked into Teacher Ma’s live broadcast room without hesitation. Just entered the live broadcast room,

I heard a voice reading the barrage: “Thank you Mr. Ma, I am your big rocket of the skin swallow, thank you for the skin swallow.” ”

“Thank you, Teacher Ma, I want to give you the gift of Hi Niuzi, thank you Hi Niuzi.”

“Thank you Teacher Ma for coming to burst my gift, thank you for popping me.”

……

To say that this Hall Chief Han’s kung fu of reading ID, it is really pure, no matter how outrageous the ID, he can read it without changing his face and heartbeat, especially his serious appearance,

Coupled with that outrageous ID, it’s really hilarious.

At this time, when Han Hall was about to read the next ID, he suddenly saw that the number of online people in his live broadcast room increased by several million, causing his live broadcast room to freeze instantly.

But fortunately, he is the head anchor of the funny fish, and the line officially assigned to him is originally a first-class line, and it will not collapse directly.

In this way, it was also frightened that Han Hall’s hand was trembling, and he didn’t get a head that he was going to get.

“Mr. Ma, you fished a lot, I didn’t get this head.”

In the channel, the voice of the eggplant of the sunset red team sounded familiarly.

“Bud Oh, Da Sima, you have a few handfuls of dishes today.”

The voice of the prostitute teacher also sounded. Han Hall said speechlessly: “Don’t make trouble with a few of you, this wave is a bit weird, and millions of viewers came to my live broadcast room at once.” ”

“I’m afraid you’re not dreaming, there is a Jill’s audience.”

The prostitute teacher said unceremoniously.

“Catch it, and it’s hard to step on.”

Eggplant also said.

“It’s really millions of viewers, this wave is really a bit of a problem.”

Teacher Ma simply stood still in the spring water, and Teacher and Eggplant felt wrong,

“How many millions? Voila. ”

It was also the two of them who also cut out and entered the live broadcast room of Da Sima. This look doesn’t matter: “Bud, Han Hall, are you doing something harmful to the heavens, so many people are watching you.” ”

“The giant horse is weird, I’m afraid you have to explain this wave of Han Hall.”

As soon as the two entered the live broadcast room of Da Sima, they gasped when they saw the barrage full of screens.

“Lie in the groove Han Hall run, Fa Ye is here.”

“Han Hall, you’re going to ga, we will miss you.”

“Teacher Ma hurried to make up the time first, and there will be no chance in the future.”

“It’s so showy upstairs, so it’s time to make up.”

“Teacher Ma, you better run.”

“That’s it, Fa Ye is in your live broadcast room.”

“Send!”

–Looking at the barrage that frantically emerged in the live broadcast room, Teacher Ma was also blinded.

“Brothers, this wave seems to be really a bit of a problem, who is Fa Ye?”

The barrage in the live broadcast room explained one after another: “Fa Ye is to send a funeral all the way.” ”

“Whoever is concerned by him is gagged.”

“This guy has no living person on the watchlist.”

“Teacher Ma, don’t panic, Fa Ye is watching in your live broadcast room now.”

“You go to the homepage of the funny faye, and there are links to these reports.”

“Teacher Ma, we will miss you.”

“There’s really a big problem with this wave.”

Looking at the barrage of netizens, Da Sima felt a little hesitant, and he obediently followed the instructions of netizens and went to the funeral all the way.

This guy’s watchlist consists of ten people in total, and each account has a similar statement behind it: “The anchor died in an accident, and this account is suspended indefinitely.” ”

“Brother Belly passed away unexpectedly, and this account was suspended.”

……

Not even a living person.

Da Sima’s face turned a little pale.

Look at the links and materials sent by netizens again: [Death walking in the world]

【Follow Biga】

[Fa Ye will regain his might, and the wanted criminal will be killed across the sea]…

Teacher Ma is the cooler the more he looks at his heart, and the more he looks at his heart, the more flustered he gets.

“Brothers, I seem to have really made a big deal this wave.”

He stopped playing games, and said with a sad face: “You guys said that Fa Ye is in my live broadcast room?” ”

“Yes, he is watching your live broadcast now, I don’t believe you go to his live broadcast room, the room number is: XXXXX”

Teacher Ma immediately cut out, searched Yang Lin’s live broadcast room, clicked in and looked, and there was a wail in his heart.

Yang Lin’s live broadcast room shows exactly the picture of his live broadcast room.

“Teacher Ma, what do you say about this wave?”

Eggplant is still asking.

“Han Hall, it’s not about to be sent.”

PDD also hurriedly asked.

At this time, Da Sima was completely frightened. He didn’t care about the two good brothers at all, but cried his face and said to the live broadcast room: “Fa Ye, this wave of brothers and brothers, raise a hand, I will brush fifty super fires for you.” ”

As soon as this remark came out, netizens expressed shock.

You know, Da Sima has always been famous for deduction, and even six yuan has to be calculated for half a day.

Fifty super fire, that’s really a big deal. So they all returned to Yang Lin’s live broadcast room. In Yang Lin’s live broadcast room, he always maintained that mysterious smile, and looked at Da Sima who was pleading with him on the screen.

“Fa Ye, what do you say about this wave?”

“Do you really want to gag Teacher Ma?”

“No, he still owes a lot of time.” Can you wait until it’s done in Ga. ”

“Fifty super fire, for Teacher Ma, a rare big deal.”

“That is, I feel that if I really send fifty super fires, Teacher Ma will be distressed to death.”

……

Faced with the intercession of the water friends in the live broadcast room, for a long time, Yang Lin slowly put his hand on the mouse,

Then the arrow dangled and moved to the focus button….

“Lie down, don’t.”

“Do you want to…”

“No, lie down.”

“It’s really going to be a big Sima.”

“Teacher Ma, farewell.”

“It’s over, Teacher Ma is going to send it.”

“As soon as you come to tease the fish, you will give the cards to the surface.”

Because at this time, the screen of Da Sima also showed the picture of Yang Lin’s live broadcast room, and Lao Xi and Eggplant, as well as the rest of the Sunset Red Team were also watching Yang Lin’s live broadcast. The several sides add up to more than 10 million viewers.

At the same time, a lying groove sounds. Da Sima wanted to cry without tears, and his heart sank to the bottom.

“It’s over, brothers, I may be sending this wave.”

He said with a sad face.

But at this moment, Yang Lin removed the mouse and clicked on the exit live broadcast room.

“All the way to the funeral exited your live broadcast room.”

In an instant, the barrage of several live broadcast rooms was silent. After a long time,

“Lying groove, don’t play with people like this.”

“Fa Ye, my pants are off, you show me this?”

“Stepping on the horse, I washed my pants.”

“Can I say I pulled a crotch?”

“Fa Ye, give Teacher Ma the whole look back.”

……

For a while, the barrage in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room was about to explode. In this regard, Yang Lin said that he was really innocent. He used to often watch Mr. Ma’s live broadcast, but today it was just a whim,

I just want to listen to the ID of Da Sima, why are you all so nervous? And here, Da Sima also gasped vigorously,

I feel that my careful liver is about to pop out.

When Yang Lin put the mouse on the attention button just now, he really thought that he was going to send it, and even thought of his last words. No way, he was really scared.

He hasn’t lived a few days yet, but he doesn’t want to ga.

“Teacher Ma, what about the super fire you promised, hurry up and brush it, don’t let Fa Ye give you a look back.”

A barrage suddenly said.

Seeing this barrage, Da Sima felt a chill in his heart. Makes sense.

But if it’s really because he didn’t brush the gift, and he looks back, shuriken, and can’t see it, then won’t he send it?

And at this time, the prostitute Lao Xi also said in the channel: “Lao Ma, bud Oh, hurry up and brush up with the fire, don’t pick the door.” ”

Eggplant also said: “You are a giant horse buckle, this time you must not buckle, fifty super fire, hurry.” ”

A few good friends also said so, Teacher Ma no longer hesitated,

Quickly brushed up a super fire in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room: “Da Sima gave the anchor 1 super fire.” ”

“Da Sima gave the anchor 1 super fire.”

……

A series of gift prompts instantly brushed the screen. I was dumbfounded by the water friends in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room.

“Bud Oh, Teacher Ma really sent super fire, the world is a strange news.”

“It seems to be frightened.”

“Fifty super fires, this must not be distressed to death.”

“It’s probably because of excessive distress.”

“The first time I saw Teacher Ma brushing super fire for others.”

“It has to be my grandfather, I glanced at it twice, and I got fifty super fires.”

“How do I feel that Fa Ye has discovered a new way to make a fortune.”

“Groove, the ideas upstairs coincide with me.”

“You bad people, I can only say about that… Thief Jill stimulated. ”

“How it feels like a live bully, but I like it.”

……

It was said that Yang Lin saw that Da Sima brushed up a gift for him. It’s a bit ironic.

Da Sima originally didn’t know Ga, he just wanted to go and see Da Sima’s live broadcast, there was really no other meaning.

Brush gifts or something, Yang Lin said that there is no need to use it at all.

But since people have already brushed it, he is not good, right? I could only laugh with tears in my eyes. But then again, just watching the live broadcast casually, he can get so many gifts, so what if he watches a few more?

Suddenly, his heart was a little anxious. At this moment, on his live broadcast screen, a prompt from the official Tuyu suddenly appeared: please return to the rookie area immediately, and the star interaction session will begin immediately. Please return to the rookie area immediately, and the celebrity interaction session will begin immediately. This set of tips appeared several times in a row.

And still right in the middle of the screen,……

The font is also thief Jill big.

So that Yang Lin couldn’t see the pictures of other anchors in the public area. It felt as if it was aimed at Yang Lin.

“Poof, Fa Ye was targeted by the funny fish.”

“That is, people are prompted in small font, and Fa Ye’s side can’t wait to occupy the entire screen.”

“Die of laughter, sit down and tease the name of the fish bully.”

“Sprayed, it seems that the officials can’t stand it, and they came to warn.”

“Hahahaha, laughter is not alive.”

“Look at Fa Ye’s expression at this time, so innocent, haha die of laughter.”

“It’s really, so cute.”

……

Seeing that the official targeted Yang Lin like this.

The barrage in the live broadcast room laughed one after another. And Yang Lin was helpless.

I didn’t do anything, didn’t I scare away a few young ladies,

Did the scared big Sima brush me with some small gifts? Is it okay to do this against me?

Can’t I go back?

The font on the screen never disappeared, so that Yang Lin could no longer take netizens to check the room, so he could only return to the rookie area ruefully.

Don’t say, as soon as he returned to the rookie area, the words on the screen immediately disappeared. It’s like just waiting for him here.

“It’s really only for Fa Ye alone.”

“Mom, I can’t laugh.”

“On the special treatment of teasing fish bullies.”

“It’s the first time I’ve seen the official target anchor like this.”

……

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.

And because of Yang Lin’s rounds just now, the water friends in the live broadcast room of several people such as Da Sima, Lao Xi, and Eggplant have all run to Yang Lin’s live broadcast room, plus some passers-by attracted by fifty super hot full-frequency announcements,.。

When Yang Lin returned to the rookie area, the number of people online in his live broadcast room directly skyrocketed.

It was more than 18 million.

……

Tsuyu North District Regional Building.

The staff member who reported to Jiang Xue just now was numb.

He looked at the list of data in front of him and felt like he was going crazy.

“Nima, the traffic in the newcomer area has exceeded 60 million?”

“This Nima is going crazy.”

So he quickly ran into Jiang Xue’s office,

“President Jiang is crazy, completely crazy.”

Jiang Xue heard several black lines appear on her forehead,

“What am I crazy about, you are crazy.”

“No, Mr. Jiang, it’s the flow of the newcomer area, the flow of the newcomer area.”

“Exploded, the servers are now fully loaded, and they are about to crash.”

The staff said anxiously.

“What?”

Jiang Xue jumped up all of a sudden. They all suspect that they have auditory hallucinations.

What’s the rookie zone’s server about to crash?

Isn’t that a first-level server channel? She was busy with other things just now, and she didn’t pay attention to the rookie area, and when she heard the report from her subordinates, she was startled.

“What happened? What is the traffic in the Rookie District now? ”

She asked subconsciously.

“It’s 60 million now, and it’s counting.”

The staff said with a bitter face.

“What? Sixty million? ”

Jiang Xue’s face turned white in shock.

A rookie area, but hundreds of anchors, she expects to top the sky is only 20 million traffic. It was only 30 million deaths.

Who knew that she had reached 60 million after just leaving for a while?

What the heck?

“What the hell is going on? Why is there so much more at once? ”

Jiang Xue asked eagerly.

The staff were on the verge of crying: “Still… It’s still the same funeral all the way, after he went around the public area,”

“With… Brought back five or six million online users. He now has more than 18 million live broadcast rooms online, which has caused the server in the rookie district to face a crash. ”

What the?

It’s the funeral all the way again.

Jiang Xue said that she didn’t have enough brains. Before, because of the funeral all the way, she applied for permission from her superiors once, but now,

You tell me that the newly applied servers are about to crash? Are you happy with me?

The total traffic is only more than 60 million, and the live broadcast room of a funeral person all the way is more than 12 million, that is,

He alone accounts for nearly a third of the rookie district traffic? Groove.

How can it be?

Jiang Xue took a breath of cold air, and was about to burst into foul language regardless of his identity. And at this moment,

Someone rushed into Jiang Xue’s office,

“Jiang… Mr. Jiang, the star interaction starts in five minutes, and the star side is ready, but our server… Jiang Xue woke up immediately,”

She quickly shouted: “Quickly call me the headquarters, I will personally talk to the above.” ”

Then, she thought about what she remembered, and suddenly asked: “By the way, who will interact with Yang Mi for a while?” ”

The staff said without thinking: “According to our matching mechanism, the first place in the rookie area will be matched with Yang Mi, and now the first place in the rookie area is…”

“Funeral all the way!”

“You said… What? ”

Jiang Xue Linen froze.