I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 60: Men only tie horses, women only burn cattle, and draw dragons without finishing touches [40,000 self-ordered on 7/8th].

And at this time,

In the live broadcast room of Da Mimi, although the live broadcast has not yet started, there are already millions of viewers staying inside. And the barrage brush flew up: “I haven’t seen my family’s big honey honey for a long time, Trojan horse.” ”

“Honey, I love you.”

“Why is it not time yet, I am dying.”

“Guess what Big Honey is doing now?”

“Haha, I must be stealing chocolate, and then I was criticized by Sister Ruo.”

“Upstairs the truth is out.”

“It’s eight o’clock, good chicken jelly.”

“It’s beginning, ah, big honey, I love you.”

At night, eight o’clock sharp.

Yang Mi’s live broadcast room opened on time, and the originally dark live broadcast room suddenly brightened, but the first time it appeared was not Yang Mi herself, but a host sent by the official Tuyu,

“Hello audience in front of the screen.”

“This is the funny fish live broadcast, welcome everyone to the superstar live broadcast room.”

“That’s right, the one who came to this live broadcast room this time is the famous film and television actor Yi Yangmi.”

The host began to talk endlessly, but the audience in the live broadcast room was unwilling.

“Okay, we’re here to see Yang Mi.”

“Big honey, I want to see big honey.”

…… Look at the barrage. The host is also helpless, he has not said the advertising words, these netizens are anxious,

Isn’t my hosting powerful enough? However, at this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room is growing rapidly, and soon it will reach five million.

From this point, we can also see the appeal of Big Honey. So, the host quickly compressed his manuscript and quickly read out the advertising words,

So he went straight to the topic: “Well, without further ado, I believe that the audience in front of the screen is already waiting impatiently, so let’s use the warmest applause to invite out our protagonist today – Yang Mi!” ”

Accompanied by the host’s shout, a virtual salute and colorful flowers appeared on the live broadcast screen, and in a burst of cheerful music,

The camera began to zoom out, and Yang Mi, wearing a long dress and black silk, appeared in the camera.

“Even dolls, big honey I love you.”

“Da Mimi, I’m your most loyal fan.”

“My family’s big honey honey has finally appeared, good chicken jelly.”

“It’s so chicken frozen.”

For a time, the barrage in the live broadcast room flooded again.

“Hi, good evening everyone, I’m Yang Mi.”

“Welcome to my live room.”

“Please support me.”

Yang Mi greeted the netizens in the live broadcast room with a smile. Although she is broadcasting for the first time, she is a professional actor herself,

Usually the announcement program is also on countless times, and naturally there will be no stage fright in the face of the camera, and it seems generous.

Coupled with the natural and quiet temperament on her, it directly made the excited eyes of netizens red.

“It’s really good-looking, or our family’s big honey is good-looking.”

“Today’s clothes are still beautiful.”

“It has to be our family’s big honey.”

“Deep V, chicken jelly.”

“In a quick screenshot…”

……

According to the contract, Yang Mi will live broadcast the fish for an hour today. The first half hour is her home time,

The second half hour is to interact with the anchors in the rookie area. And because she is a star after all, different from ordinary anchors,

You definitely can’t sing a song, dance or something right away. If you are chatting with water friends in front of the camera, it is not very suitable.

So the funny fish arranged a host for her, and made the live broadcast into a form similar to an interview show. Of course, in the process,

Yang Mi still has to interact with the water friends in the live broadcast room. And the big honey honey in front of the camera is also without any discomfort, showing generosity, sometimes chuckling, sometimes calm,

It completely shows her beautiful and quiet side, making the majority of netizens howl wolves.

The number of online people skyrocketed, soon reaching more than 8 million.

Various gifts are also pouring out. Some local tycoons tried to attract the attention of Da Mimi, and throwing hundreds of thousands at a time caused a chain reaction.

All kinds of gifts were smashed out madly, so just this meeting, just the gift income from Yang Mi’s live broadcast room, I am afraid that it is millions.

Let the host feel his blood boiling.

“Okay, now netizens can ask questions.”

“Our director will choose some interesting barrage for honey to answer.”

As soon as I heard that I could ask questions, the eight million netizens in Yang Mi’s live broadcast room were immediately excited.

“Honey, honey, please ask your measurements.”

“Mimi, when will your next play be released?”

“Mimi, how can I marry you home?”

……

For a time, the barrage in the live broadcast room flew chaotically.

Of course, many questions cannot be answered, and the director also selectively ignores it.

Instead, he chose some more interesting questions that would not embarrass Yang Mi, and soon, the staff handed over a small note.

When the host saw it, he immediately smiled and said: “Wow, this first question is so direct…”

“Honey get ready, netizens asked, how much bride price is needed to marry you home.”

Hearing this question, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed one after another.

Now the high bride price is a social problem, and men in many places cannot afford to marry their daughters-in-law because of the high bride price.

Now netizens are looking forward to Yang Mi’s answer as soon as they hear that someone asked this question.

In the live broadcast room, Yang Mi also wanted to laugh when she heard the host ask this question.

However, she still thought about it seriously for a while before saying, “I don’t want to marry for the time being, so I can’t talk about the bride price.” ”

“Of course, if you marry, you must marry, so if you pay a bride price…” There will be no bride price pull. ”

“Marriage is about fate, and the most important thing is to be happy.”

“As long as fate comes, I won’t ask for a bride price.”

Yang Mi’s answer made the netizens in the live broadcast room shout: “Wow, Yang Mi, do you see me?” ”

“I, I, I, I’ve liked honey for a long time.”

“I even figured out what my grandson’s name was.”

……

Yang Mi’s answer made the atmosphere in the live broadcast room rise again, and the number of online people finally exceeded the 10 million mark. And then there’s the second question…

Third question.

In the final analysis, it is a film and television song three-star star, and the long-standing honey honey is not stage fright at all in the face of the menacing questions of netizens,

Fall generously, answer one by one, dripping without leakage. The program effect is directly full.

Soon, the half-hour home time came to an end, and it was almost time to interact with the anchor.

The host also said in a timely manner: “Okay, let’s take a break, and then immediately move on to the next link and interact with the anchor.” ”

……

At this time, at the Northern Regional Headquarters of Tuyin, Jiang Xue stared at the real-time data in Yang Mi’s live broadcast room, and his forehead sweated slightly.

The success of this celebrity interactive activity is crucial, related to the large-scale traffic promotion plan in the northern region, and also related to her personal future.

I can’t help but not pay attention to it.

And when she saw that the popularity of Yang Mi’s live broadcast room soared all the way and the online audience reached 10 million, she was also slightly relieved, at least from now on,

Her activity was still very successful. This gave him a sense of accomplishment in her heart.

“Remind the rookie area and access the live broadcast screen immediately.”

Jiang Xue ordered.

Next is the time for Yang Mi to interact with the first place in the rookie district, and the first place in the rookie area has long been properly occupied by the funeral all the way. Mention all the way to the funeral,

Jiang Xue also had a headache.

She has never seen such a streamer, and just taking the audience in the live broadcast room to watch other people’s live broadcasts has gathered eighteen million traffic.

Simply not too scary.

“Oh, I hope there won’t be any baskets for a while.”

She prayed in her heart, and then her eyes inadvertently swept over Yang Lin’s live broadcast room on the big screen, and the next moment, she was directly numb.

“Groove, he… What’s he doing? ”

Jiang Xue directly burst into foul language.

……

Time went back half an hour ago, Yang Lin was forced to return to the rookie area after being prompted, feeling very bored,

Can’t take water friends to brush the live broadcast, he doesn’t know what to do, if it’s teasing, maybe he will start bringing goods now, selling some ingots, coins or something. Or simply get some candles to sell, it’s also an interesting thing, isn’t it?

But he was teasing the fish and didn’t open a store, after thinking for a long time, Yang Lin, who didn’t know what to do, simply said: “In this way, I’ll teach everyone to tie paper, my paper-tying man’s skills are good, learn to tie more yourself, and you can use it in the future to listen to it from netizens, dumbfounded.” ”

You see, this horse is human language?

How can this live broadcast teach people to tie paper?

And isn’t that thing ready to be used after quacking?

“I served, live broadcast paper tie person, only one.”

“Fa Ye is still a cow, this makes history.”

“Why do I suddenly feel so exciting.”

“If you want to learn, come out of the tutorial quickly.”

“I feel a little scared, but it’s good chicken jelly.”

The barrage says everything.

Yang Lin didn’t care about those, turned around and went out, and brought all the materials in.

To say that he and his dead ghost master did not learn anything else, but only this paper man’s kung fu was learned ten to ten.

“This paper-burning man is also exquisite.”

Yang Lin said while packing up the materials: “The first rule here is: men only tie horses, women only burn cows, and draw dragons without finishing touches. ”

“And the reason for this is that it is said that if a man dies and wants to go somewhere else to take office, he must ride a horse.”

“And the woman burns the cow, it is said that it is a sin for a woman to waste a lot of water in washing and cooking in the world, burn a cow, let the cow go over there”

Help drink water to alleviate a woman’s sins.

Yang Lin explained in a chattering manner.

“And that?”

“No wonder our hometown burns horses for men and cattle for women.

“Raise the posture, I’ll go back to my grandfather to burn more horses and open a horse farm.”

“As upstairs said, I still have to burn more cows for my grandma to milk?”

“Fa Ye is still profound, and the strange knowledge has increased.”

Barrage said.

Yang Lin said again: “Now everyone knows why men burn horses and women burn cows, right? That’s right, let’s tie a jade girl today! ”

Netizens poured a large piece.

“Is it okay to feel?”

“Then what cows and horses do you say?”

“Fa Ye really understands the live broadcast effect.”

“Poof, laughter doesn’t live.”

.. At this time, another netizen asked: “What about the finishing touch?” ”

Yang Lin saw this barrage and replied: “Drawing the dragon without finishing touches means that the paper man is tied up and cannot draw the eyes, because if the eyes are drawn, it will come to life.” ”

“If you have followed white affairs in the north and paid attention to it, you will find that although the paper man has eyes, he does not have eyeballs, which is to draw the dragon without the finishing touch.”

“Hey, it’s true, I’m on the white matter now, I went to see it just now, it’s really nothing.”

“Lie in the trough upstairs.”

“Send a picture upstairs and take a look.”

Yang Lin had already prepared the materials at this time and began to move.

“In fact, this paper man is also very simple, the so-called bone before skin and then paint, is to first use a thin bamboo fence to tie out the skeleton of the paper man,”

“It’s good to paste layer by layer with paper, and finally put on the facial features.”

His fingers seemed to be casting magic at this time, dancing quickly, and those bamboo fences as thin as cicada wings seemed to have life, and they were dexterous and did not look like dead things.

It caused a burst of exclamations from the water friends in the live broadcast room: “Lying in the groove, so fast.” ”

“The bamboo seems to come to life.”

“Fa Ye still has two hands, and this hand is simply not too powerful.”

“Lying groove, Fa Ye’s hand is so fast.”

“I widened my eyes and didn’t see what Fa Ye did?”

“With so many bamboo fences, how did they suddenly become a human skeleton?”

“Cow of cow, it seems that I can’t learn.”

After a while, a complete bamboo skeleton appeared in the picture of the live broadcast room. Yang Lin was slightly proud.

To be honest, his craft of making paper, although it comes from his master. But it is already better than blue.

At the very least, in terms of speed, he was more than one or two times faster than his master.

“Okay, the skeleton is tied, now it’s to paste the paper layer by layer.”

“But when you are in lake paper, you can’t use glue, you need to use paste.”

“It’s made with flour mixed with boiling water.”

Speaking of this, he shouted outside: “Little, is the paste ready?” ”

“Okay.”

Soon, Lin Xiaoxiao came in with a bowl of paste.

“Wow little, I strongly demand a little appearance.”

“Little tonight is so beautiful.”

“Xiaoxiao, is Fa Ye bullying you again?”

“Which of the 2.9 noodles did you buy that Kang Shuai Fu Noodles, little?”

Netizens appeared a little and shouted one after another.

“Come, say hello to your friends.”

Yang Lin said with a smile.

“Uh, everyone.”

Lin Xiaoxiao shouted at the screen with a red face, and slipped away.

“Haha, it’s easy to blush.”

“It’s so cute.”

“Fa Ye, how old is Xiao?”

There was a wolf howl on the barrage in the live broadcast room, Yang Lin selectively ignored it, and continued to explain: “Originally, the paper man’s clothes were to be drawn by the paper maker, but now the technology is developed, and they are all finished things. Just paste it straight up. ”

While saying, he smeared various colors of paper with paste, and then pasted it layer by layer on the skeleton.

“Wow, there are even underwear, I thought it was just a coat.”

“This shoe is so delicate, did you make the hair?”

“Why are they all pants, why don’t you wear a skirt?”

“Isn’t it gone in a dress?”

……

After dressing the paper man, Yang Lin picked up the brush again and began to draw on the paper man’s face,

“This last step is to draw the facial features of the paper person, of course, you must remember not to put the finishing touch.”

With Yang Lin’s pen like a dragon, it took less than a minute, a lifelike paper man appeared in the live broadcast screen, except that there were no eyeballs,

Everything else is vivid, as if coming to life.

“Lying groove, so beautiful, different from the paper people I’ve seen.”

“That’s it, this horse is a paper man?”

“Fa Ye’s hands are so skillful, they are not at all comparable to those papermakers.”

“If this is burned to my grandfather, my grandfather will be happy to live.”

“Grandpa Fa, hurry up and put it on the shelves, I want to buy it.”

……

And what Jiang Xue saw was the picture that Yang Lin was holding a paper man to show netizens.