I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 71 ID: Zhao Laosi, death prediction: 80% death rate due to drowning in half an hour.

And just when Sun Zhengyuan and others were running around for Yang Lin,

In Yang Lin’s small shop, Yang Lin, who slept lazily,

Lying on the bed and looking at the message of netizens at the bottom of his video funny: “Eat the banquet, eat the big table this time.” ”

“Lying groove, my grandfather is also very good, and on the first day of settling in the teasing fish, he was scared that Mr. Ma brushed 50 super fires.”

“Poof, I want to laugh when I think of Teacher Ma’s expression.”

“This is my card.”

“Fa Ye Fa Ye, when will I watch the live broadcast of the prostitute teacher, and eggplant.”

“Lying groove, upstairs, you are going to get rid of the Sunset Red Team.”

“Fa Ye, can Da Mimi really ga?”

“Same question, can this table be eaten?”

“Fa Ye, please raise a hand, let go of the big honey.”

“Big honey can’t ga.”

“Raise your hand, Fa Ye, please.”

……

Ten messages, at least seven or eight, all of them begged him to raise his hand and let Yang Mi go.

It was like he was going to kill Yang Mi, and this was the whole thing.

But Yang Lin is also helpless, the system prompts are out, what can he do?

Yang Lin called up the system history information.

【Ding! Service object detected, name: Yang Mi]

[Death prediction: 99% mortality rate due to unknown causes within one month]

【Suggested host attention】

[Hint, the target has a greater social impact, undertaking its funeral will trigger additional rich rewards] Recalling the system’s prompts, Yang Lin sighed slightly,

Yang Mi’s death rate of up to 99% is basically Gading, and the remaining 1% is not the only one after fifty minus forty-nine.

It’s just this cause of death… He stared curiously at the line of prompts,

“99% mortality rate for unknown causes within one month”

。 Gato had quacked so many times, and this was the first time he had seen that the cause of death was unknown. It made him very curious.

He also asked the system, but the answer given by the system was that causal entanglement was very complicated, and Yang Lin understood this sentence,

In other words, isn’t the cause of death very complex and inconvenient to disclose. It’s a pity that he hasn’t turned on the ability to view the causal line now, otherwise check the causal line,

I must know why Big Honey Gaga. In fact, Yang Miga is not ga, he does not care.

Anyway, he is not a fan of Yang Mi, and Yang Mi is not his Ga, it has nothing to do with him.

But what he is more hungry for now is that the reward for hosting Yang Mi’s funeral, [prompt, the goal has a greater social impact, and undertaking his funeral will trigger an additional rich reward] Yang Lin stared at this sentence,

Quite exciting.

Especially the four words of rich rewards made him have rich associations. The reward issued by the system each time,

For example, watching yin, borrowing life, dark eyes, yin candles, etc., each has different functions, but without exception, they are all very perverted.

He is also invincible to use.

I don’t know what kind of rich rewards the system will issue after hosting Yang Mi’s funeral, which makes him look forward to it very much.

Thinking of this, he remembered his second stage task, the continuation of life and forced borrowing were completed, and now there is only 200 years of life, and it is still 4.5 years away from completion.

It’s a pity that yesterday he brushed for so long, he didn’t brush out to pay attention to the target, there is one thing worth mentioning,

He originally thought that the rumors about Yang Mi on the Internet would be very popular, such as Fa Ye paid attention to Yang Mi, whether Yang Mi would quack and so on. But after watching it for a long time just now, I was stunned and didn’t find one.

Even his imperial literati, Modern Bai Xiaosheng, rarely did not report on this matter. Thinking slightly, Yang Lin also understood the reason, Yang Mi is a public figure after all, the kind with great social influence, of course, this kind of thing cannot be reported indiscriminately,

The studio must have started PR as early as the first time.

“Forget it, I don’t want to think about these things.”

“Ga people do the task and go.”

He lifted the quilt and was about to get up.

As a result, I saw a little wind and fire rushing in.

“Boss, boss, your fans are up again, my God, good… Ahhhh

Lin Xiaoxiao blushed like a frightened rabbit and ran out again.

……

Let’s just say, when you come in in the future, can you not pick this time, why don’t you remember it for a long time,

I’ve seen it all by you. Yang Lin was speechless. After experiencing the teasing fish incident, many fans of Yang Mi and Da Sima and several other head anchors have run to Tuoyin to pay attention to Yang Lin’s account,

As a result, the number of his fans once again ushered in an explosive growth, from 1500W+, directly soared to 2700W+ overnight rose more than 10 million fans, so that some big anchors of Tuoyin shouted wolf. Especially those comments at the bottom of his video,

It almost exploded, reaching a very terrifying number, and he couldn’t see it at all.

Get up and get dressed, wash your face and brush your teeth, after coming out, Lin Xiaoxiao has long been sitting at the dining table with a red face waiting for him, breakfast is still the familiar steamed bun porridge,

The two ate in a hurry, Lin Xiaoxiao blushed, lowered his head and said: “Old… Boss, I would like to take a leave of absence today. ”

“Oh? Why take time off? ”

Yang Lin asked curiously.

“Hmm… Well, I… I want to go home and see. ”

Lin Xiao Novel.

Go home?

Yang Lin then remembered that Lin Xiaoxiao didn’t seem to have returned home since he came out of the house, so he smiled and said, “Okay, it’s good to go back and take a look.” By the way, you go and get some money yourself and buy some gifts for your family to take back. ”

“Thank you boss! I don’t withdraw money, I have saved all my salary, that’s enough. ”

Lin Xiao Novel.

“What are you doing with that little salary, so let’s take 20,000 yuan, even if it is your bonus.”

Yang Lin waved his hand.

He is now rich and does not care. In addition to the two million that Jin Qing gave him, he can raise more than one million in his account with Yuyu. It’s also a millionaire, okay.

“Uh… Okay then, thanks boss. ”

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled sweetly. After eating, Lin Xiaoxiao packed up his things and left.

Her hometown is also in the countryside near Jiangcheng, not far away, and it is more than two hours by car. After Lin Xiaoxiao left,

Yang Lin looked at the shop alone, made a few small businesses, and sold some ingots candles or something.

Now there are relocations everywhere, and few people come, and in the evening, seeing that there is no one, he simply closed the door and prepared to lie in bed and do a live broadcast for a while. He’s not going to tease the fish either,

And directly turned on the comma live broadcast. As soon as the broadcast started, hundreds of thousands of viewers instantly poured in the live broadcast room, and began to frantically send barrages,

Almost flooded the screen: “Lying groove, Fa Ye, you are finally willing to start the live broadcast.” ”

“@Xiao this morning, hurry, Fa Ye started the live broadcast.”

“Fa Ye Fa Ye, please raise a hand.”

“Fa Ye, can you reveal the time of Da Miga? I prepared a feast. ”

“Pedal the horse upstairs and say it again.”

“Lying groove, just say it, the grandfather gag, and it’s not me gag.”

“Fa Ye, can you raise a hand of honey, I will kneel for you.”

“My big honey, whine, how pitiful.”

“Fa Ye, who are we going to do today? Otherwise, let’s watch the trainee video. ”

“Is the practice going on two and a half years? All I can say is, I like it. ”

“Walk around, quack up.”

“Fa Ye, let’s just say can we not Gami honey and change it to someone else?”

“Yes, please raise a hand.”

“Please.”

……

For a time, the screen was full of intercession for Yang Mi. Most of these are Yang Mi’s fans who followed the live broadcast. Yang Lin, who was watching, had a headache, and could only say to the screen: “Who dares to mention Yang Mi again, don’t blame me for paying attention.” ”

As soon as this remark came out, the barrage about Yang Mi in the live broadcast room was instantly emptied,

“Lying groove, don’t mention it, don’t mention it.”

“Don’t say it, Fa Ye, don’t pay attention.”

“I’m afraid, I’m afraid, and I’m awesome.”

“Dog head save life!”

……

Finally, no one in the live broadcast room dared to mention Yang Mi anymore, and at this time, the number of online people in his live broadcast room had reached a terrifying seven million, and it was still increasing wildly.

Even the official of the funny was alarmed, and quickly assigned a first-level server line directly to Yang Lin, and his live broadcast room was stuck for a while.

This treatment, which only some superstars have, is also unique to an anchor.

At this time, someone sent a barrage and asked: “Fa Ye, what are you doing today?” Continue to tie the paper man? ”

“Pooh, I’m afraid I miss Sister Jade upstairs.”

“Don’t say it, I really want to meet Sister Jade.”

“Unique taste, cow’s of cow.”

Yang Lin also got playful, and simply took out the paper man again and aimed it at the camera.

In an instant, there was a barrage in the live broadcast room: “Hello sister Jade!” ”

“Sister Jade, I miss you!”

“Sister Jade, how long will we broadcast today.”

“Gift gift, where is the card of the jade sister?”

“That’s it, hurry up, brush up the gift for Sister Jade.”

“Ding! Fa Ye’s leg hair presents the anchor with a supreme salute! ”

“Ding! I love Fa Ye to give the anchor a supreme salute! ”

“Ding! Little Nanzi…”

Soon, the gifts in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room began to brush the screen. If other anchors see this, people must be numb.

They work hard to dance and sing, and they can’t earn a few bucks a day.

But Yang Lin poured well, took a paper man to this place, and the gift was smack,

It’s really more human than people, angry to death. After making a fuss, Yang Lin returned to the camera beautifully,

It seems that in the future, this paper man cheating on gifts is also a means to make a fortune.

“Okay, let’s take everyone to brush the video today.”

Yang Lin said with a smile.

“Yay, I love watching the video of Fa Ye.”

“That is, we all love to watch videos of Fa Ye brushing other people, thief Jill is exciting.”

“The funeral army assembles and prepares to go.”

“Gather and gather, not an inch of grass!”

The fans in the live broadcast room screamed excitedly.

……

And at the same time that Yang Lin started broadcasting, in the VIP waiting room of Shangjing Airport, Sun Zhengyuan and Yang Xiaoling were staring at the mobile phone screen, and their screen displayed,

It is the picture of Yang Lin’s live broadcast room. And Yang Chunling and Yang Mi next to them are also watching Yang Lin’s live broadcast, and these people have already paid attention to Yang Lin,

So as soon as Yang Lin starts broadcasting, there will be a hint to start broadcasting.

When they saw the netizens in the live broadcast room pleading for Yang Mi, several people’s eyes were hot, but then,

Yang Lin’s attitude made their hearts half cold.

It looks like he… He doesn’t seem to want to…”

Sun Zhengyuan said hesitantly.

Yang Xiaoling’s face was heavy, and he didn’t say a word. But the gaze is firm. He had already made up his mind that he would be willing no matter what the cost.

And Yang Mi next to her had a flat expression, and when she saw Yang Lin take out the paper man again, she even smiled knowingly,

It’s just that this smile is more or less sad. At this time, Sister Ruo came over and said, “The plane is late, we may have to wait an hour.” ”

After speaking, he found that several people ignored him, but were all looking at their mobile phones,

So he came over strangely to take a look, and his face suddenly changed.

“Hair… Hairpinh… ”

……

It was when Yang Mi’s family was watching Yang Lin’s live broadcast, in the forty-second bureau of Beijing, Zhang Ruoxuan, who received a call, turned on the computer and projected the mobile phone screen to the computer,

Then open the comma and search

“Funeral all the way.”

The next moment, the picture came to Yang Lin’s live broadcast room. This look,

He was immediately taken aback.

“Hey, this person’s face… Half life and half death, death in life, life in death, life for the will of death, death for the yuan of life, strange and strange. ”

While speaking, he habitually used his right hand to pinch his fingers to calculate, but just got up,

The left hand came over,

“Hold on.”

Zhang Ruoxuan’s left hand pressed his right hand and endured it very hard.

……

At this moment, not only Yang Mi’s family, not only Heavenly Master Zhang Ruoxuan, but also many people are watching Yang Lin’s live broadcast,

For example, Master Wu Chengzhen of Kun Dao, such as Jin Qing Jinyan, such as Du Wenming father and son, such as Fu Dong, such as Jiang Xue….. In this regard, Yang Lin did not know anything, he had already begun to take the water friends in the live broadcast room to happily brush up the video.

“Lying groove, just now that was my video, my mother, the hair master brushed my video, scared to pee.”

“Good luck upstairs, Fa Ye didn’t pay you attention.”

“Isn’t that enough?”

“Hurry up and set up a three-day running water mat to celebrate.”

“Lying groove, Grandpa brushed my sister’s video, lying groove, he didn’t scratch away… Huh, it turns out that it is just to look at the legs. ”

“It’s scary to watch, it’s so exciting.”

“That’s it, thief Nima is stimulated, hurry up and brush a gift to suppress the shock.”

……

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the video while frantically sending out barrages. At this moment, after Yang Lin’s finger slid upward, a live broadcast room was suddenly recommended. Next moment:

【Ding! Service object detected, ID: Zhao Laosi]

[Death prediction: 80% mortality due to drowning within half an hour]

[Suggest the host to pay attention] Yang Lin breathed a sigh of relief, finally came.

……

At the same time, Lin Yazi Village, Luobai Town, Heshui County, Jiangcheng City. Lin Xiaoxiao’s eyes were red when she was already crying.

“Dad, I don’t want to marry Zhao Laosi, please, let me go.”

Her face was full of pleading.

On the edge of the kang in the room, a woman about fifty years old smiled flatteringly: “Girl, although Zhao Laosi is a little older, but his family has a car and a house, you marry him, it can be regarded as a blessing.” ”

Lin Xiaoxiao ignored her,

“Dad, you’re talking about it, Dad…”

Lin Xiaoxiao cried, looking at the man on the low stool next to him with pleading eyes, pressing a man with a dry cigarette with his head down.

She wanted to come back and see and leave. But unexpectedly, his father not only confiscated her mobile phone, but also found a matchmaker,

I want to promise it to Zhao Laosi, the bachelor from next door. This Zhao Laosi squinted his eyes and crooked mouth, he was idle, he went to make up for his daughter-in-law’s ears in his forties, and in recent years he has held up the online live broadcast, and somehow he has made money, built a house, and bought a car,

Transformed into the star of the village, it is the time when the spring breeze is proud.

And at this moment, there was a sudden sound of a car at the door, and then a voice came in: “Brothers, tonight, my fourth Zhao is going on a blind date, and the blessing gift will go in waves.” ”