I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 72: Professional Yin and Yang, No Reservation! Send you on your way now.

The door opened,

A man with a bare head and crooked teeth walked in. While walking, he was still live broadcasting with a selfie stick.

The matchmaker stood up and said with a smile: “Fourth, you are here?” ”

Zhao Laosi didn’t pay attention to the matchmaker, but ran to Lin Xiaoxiao and smiled: “Xiaoxiao, your fourth brother came to see you.” ”

Saying that, he came to Lin Xiaoxiao’s side, held up a selfie stick to the camera and said: “Brothers, this is my future daughter-in-law, how is it?” Pretty isn’t it? Come, little, say hello to the big guys. ”

Lin Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he quickly dodged to the side.

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao dodging away, Zhao Laosi was not angry, but just smiled.

In fact, he had long heard that Lin Jianzhong’s family had a beautiful daughter, so he asked the matchmaker to go to Lin Jianzhong’s house to say matchmaking, and the bride price said 180,000. He gave it all to Lin Jianzhong.

But he didn’t expect that Lin Xiaoxiao ran directly at that time, which made him feel sorry for a long time.

Today, as soon as I heard that Lin Xiaoxiao had returned, I quickly drove over.

He made up his mind that he must get Lin Xiaoxiao this time.

“Uncle Jianzhong, it’s better to choose the day than to hit the sun, anyway, the money has been given to you, I’ll take the little girl tonight.”

Zhao Laosi said while broadcasting live.

The so-called take people’s hands are short, eat people’s mouths soft. Lin Jianzhong had already taken Zhao Laosi’s bride money, and at this time, there was no way to object, so he could only hum in a low voice.

“Xiaoxiao, you heard it, go with your fourth brother.”

Zhao Laosi smiled.

Lin Xiaoxiao trembled with fright, stepped back vigorously, and shouted in his mouth: “Don’t come over, don’t come over!” ”

Zhao Lao was very proud, and even pointed the camera at Lin Xiaoxiao, shouting: “Brothers, this is the daughter-in-law in the future, right?” ”

At this time, there were about a thousand people in his live broadcast room, all of whom sent barrages: “Lying groove, a flower was planted on cow dung and ruined.” ”

“That’s right, this girl looks so beautiful.”

“It’s a pity, it’s a pity.”

“So this is a forced marriage, right?”

“What’s the force, didn’t you listen to the fourth old, have you given all the bride price?”

“That is, if you receive a bride price, that is to give it to people, it is justified.”

“The fourth is such a blessing, this little sister dresses up and does not lose to any star.”

“A golden phoenix flew out of the mountain nest. It’s a pity that it was stuck in cow dung. ”

……

Netizens in Zhao Laosi’s live broadcast room were all upset for Lin Xiaoxiao.

And at this moment, a barrage suddenly appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room: “Hey, why am I looking at this girl a little familiar.” ”

“When you say that, I also feel a little familiar.”

“Well, it’s really, I really seem to have seen it somewhere.”

……

413 And at this moment, a barrage suddenly jumped out: “Lying groove! I got a big groove! This… This… Isn’t that tiny? Groove!!!!! Σ【？ д？ ノ] ノ after the barrage,”

It was also followed by a series of terrified expressions and three exclamation points. Everyone was stunned, and a few seconds later, the barrage exploded directly: “Lying groove, it’s really small, my mother.” ”

“A little makeup, I just didn’t recognize it, Nima, it’s really small.”

“Groove, groove, something big is going to happen.”

“This Nima’s, Zhao Laosi dares to play a little idea? The guts are so fat. ”

“It’s over, Barbie Q, Zhao Laosi you’re going to ga.”

“Take the pass, hurry up and take the pass, and if I find out that I paid attention to Zhao Laosi, I will be in trouble.”

“Lying groove, I’m numb, it’s really small.”

……

For a while, the barrage of screens flew chaotically.

And Zhao Laosi, who was full of pride, looked confused. He said to the screen puzzled, “Huh? Do you know our little girl? ”

The barrage was going crazy: “Zhao Laosi, you step on the horse to find death yourself, don’t pull us.” ”

“You are also too bold to dare to make a small idea?”

“Let the people of your village wait for the feast.”

“I’m really drunk and served you an old 6.”

“Roll Nima’s, if you don’t want to live yourself, find a place to pee and drown yourself, don’t step on the horse and drag us down.”

“I’m so scared, my whole body is cold.”

“It’s going to be an accident, it’s over.”

……

Zhao Laosi was even more confused, this barrage was bursting for a while, what he was going to ga, he was going to eat.

What do you mean? It is also necessary to take the pass and scold him.

It’s all taken off, and he still makes a fart of money. This made him anxious, sweaty and asked: “Brothers, don’t, don’t have anything to say, you should make it clear, do you all know the little girl?” ”

“You step on the horse and shut my mouth, the little girl is also what you can call.”

“Just shut your stinky mouth.”

“You dare to rob the woman of the master, it’s really tired and crooked.”

“I’ve never seen such boldness.”

“Take advantage of the fact that Fa Ye didn’t find out, and quickly commit suicide.”

“I’m scared to death right now.”

“Xiaoxiao, you hurry up and call Fa Ye, quack this force.”

……

“Who? Hair… Fa Ye? Which hairlord? ”

Zhao Laosi asked with a confused look.

“And that Hairpin? You are really a rat to give the cat a New Year’s greeting, looking for death yourself. ”

“Who else on the whole network dares to call Fa Ye?”

Netizens scolded one after another.

“No… It won’t be… That hair… Fa Ye, right? ”

Zhao Laosi’s face turned white, and his body began to tremble.

“I guessed, it’s the hair master you think.”

Barrage answered.

“Groove!!!!!! Σ【？ д？ ノ】ノ”

Zhao Laosi stumbled, and the person almost fell to the ground. Hair… Fa Ye?

Funeral all the way?

Am I… Drunk!!! For a while, Zhao Laosi felt that his whole body was cold, his legs were soft, and he couldn’t stand steadily.

The little girl is the woman who has a hair? I… I stepped on the horse, numb, completely numb. As the same playful sound,

How can he not know who Fa Ye is, the god of death walking in the world, pay attention to Biga,

The people of the sea across the sea… My mother, Lin Xiaoxiao is a woman with a grandfather?

Zhao Laosi was stunned by this news, and his brain was blank.

How dare I step on a horse to rob the woman of the grandfather? I… I… It’s over.

Barbie Q ah.

Lying groove, who stepped on the horse to Lao Tzu said the matchmaker. Labor and management are crazy.

Zhao Laosi was completely numb.

And the netizens in his live broadcast room gloated and sent a barrage: “Deserve it, who dared to make you play a little idea.” ”

“That’s it, it’s over.”

“Deserve to eat.”

“Let’s go, let’s tell Fa Ye to go.”

“Yes, yes, hurry up and tell Fa Ye.”

And at this time. Yang Lin’s live broadcast room,……

“Fa Ye came in, hey, Fa Ye went out again, just play!”

“Fa Ye Fa Ye, I’ve been brushing videos for so long, why aren’t I still.”

“That’s it, Grandpa Fa, hurry up and help you.”

The water friends sent a barrage. At this moment, Yang Lin stayed outside a live broadcast room.

Because of the live broadcast recommendation mechanism of the funnyin, the recommended live broadcast room can see the content inside without clicking in, so netizens have also seen the picture on the mobile phone at this time,

“Huh, Zhao Laosi? What a live broadcast room is this? ”

“It seems to be a rural house, and there is a kang.”

“The camera is so shaky that it’s almost dizzy.”

“It’s so dizzy, let’s go, it’s nothing…” Oh wait, isn’t that tiny? ”

Someone suddenly spotted a little in the corner of the lens.

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then they looked at it one by one on their mobile phones,

“Hey, it’s true, why is Xiaoxiao in this Zhao Laosi’s live broadcast room?”

“It’s so little, hey, hello little you.”

“Poof, greeting is not you so dripping, look at me, hi, little trojan.”

“Let’s look for S upstairs, can you try another Trojan?”

“That is, look for death.”

“Wait, it’s not right, how are the little eyes red, it seems that I cried just now.”

“Hey, really, there are tear tracks on my face, I really cried.”

“Lying groove, who dares to bully the princess of our burial army? Do you really not want to live? ”

“Lie in the groove, go, we exploded this guy’s live broadcast room, step on the horse.”

“Walk around, burst Ya.”

At this time, the number of people in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room had exceeded 20 million. These 20 million people then hula, and they poured into Zhao Laosi’s live broadcast room.

Let his online number jump wildly in an instant. caused Zhao Laosi’s live broadcast room to directly jam Xiang.

Fortunately, the staff of Tuoyin are now paying close attention to Yang Lin, seeing this situation, they quickly sweated and assigned a first-class line to Zhao Laosi, which avoided the server being collapsed.

And this has been repeated several times.

Every time Yang Lin’s fans rushed into a certain live broadcast room, they quickly assigned a first-level line to this live broadcast room, and then waited for these fans to finish: Little sister take care.

The little sister didn’t need to quack or something, and after running away, she reclaimed the line. It’s just tired of being a dog. People are getting tired into Muggles.

“Lying trough, the funeral army is here.”

The fans who were just about to report to Yang Lin in the live broadcast room of Zhao Laosi were stupid when they saw the crazy jump of the number of people in the live broadcast room.

“It’s over, I’m afraid of what will come.”

“This is completely finished, and the funeral army is here.”

“Brothers of the funeral army, listen to me, I am a good person.”

“We’re going to find Fa Ye.”

……

“Don’t talk nonsense, hurry up, who bullied our little princess?”

“That is, quickly recruited, late for you S to call.”

“Those who step on horses, dare to bully us little, really think that our funeral army is vegetarian?”

“Hurry up and recruit from the real thing.”

“Yards!”

“Brothers of the Funeral Army, this is none of our business.”

“It’s just, no matter what we do, I’m going to take it off.”

“That’s right, this Zhao Laosi…”

So, the original fans of Zhao Laosi in the live broadcast room quickly explained. Joke, can it work without explanation? The funeral army is here, will Fa Ye be far away?

After listening, Yang Lin’s fans were directly angry: “Wow, I’m angry, I’m angry, dare to treat our little princess like this.” ”

“And such a thing, lying groove, do you really think that Fa Ye butcher knife is vegetarian?”

“Nima’s, this is a good way to find death.”

“I’m from that village, this Zhao Laosi is not a good thing, people hate ghosts, back then…”

Someone also introduced Zhao Laosi’s past.

“Lying groove, this kind of miscellaneous still dare to play a little idea?”

“Flies hit the lantern, look for S.”

“Let’s go, let’s go and tell Fa Ye to go.”

“Walk around.”

“Brothers go and tell Fa Ye that we are guarding here, so that he will not run.”

“Good…”

Some netizens were about to return to Yang Lin’s live broadcast room to report to Yang Lin, when suddenly, several prompts clearly appeared in Zhao Laosi’s live broadcast room: [Ding! All the way to the funeral into the live broadcast room]

【Ding! All the way to the funeral followed the anchor]

[Funeral all the way: professional yin and yang, quality assurance, no reservation, you can be sent on the road now]…

As soon as a few prompts came out, the live broadcast room was instantly quiet. Within seconds, the barrage exploded.

“Lying groove, Fa Ye is coming, Fa Ye is coming.”

“Fa Ye paid attention, lying groove, really concerned.”

“Eat the table.”

“Zhao Laosi, this is what you asked for.”

“The advertising words have changed, and Fa Ye is angry.”

“I’m angry too.”

“Fa Ye, it’s none of my business, I’m innocent, please let me go.”

“That is, although we paid attention to Zhao Laosi, we are innocent, and we have already taken the pass.”

“Fa Ye, I’m wrong, don’t pay attention to me.”

For a while, those fans of Zhao Laosi turned white with fright. They begged for mercy.

And at this time, everything that happened in the live broadcast room, the anxious Zhao Laosi did not see it, how could he have the mind to look at his mobile phone,

After learning that Lin Xiaoxiao was the woman of the father, he was frightened and crazy, and actually knelt in front of Lin Xiaoxiao with a bang, crying: “Xiaoxiao, little girl, ah no, little grandma, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it, please raise your aunt’s hand.” ”

“I was wrong, I really know I was wrong.”

“I don’t want to die.”

Yes? Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned? What’s wrong with this? What’s going on?

Why did Zhao Laosi suddenly kneel for her? Still call her aunt?

Not to mention Xiaoxiao, everyone else was stunned by this reversal, and Lin Jianzhong almost dropped his jaw.

The cigarette bags fell to the ground and I forgot to pick them up. The matchmaker was also confused,

“Fourth, you… What are you doing? ”

She walked over and wanted to help Zhao Laosi up. But what he didn’t expect was that Zhao Laosi jumped up and gave the matchmaker a big forced pocket.

Directly to her to dry up.

“It’s all to blame on you, who let you tell me about the match, the code, it’s over, it’s all over.”

Zhao Laosi’s tears were about to fall.

He hated the matchmaker crazy, if it wasn’t for the matchmaker to tell him the matchmaker, would he be able to provoke the woman of the hair? Who doesn’t blame her?

“Lying groove, good you Zhao Laosi, you are crazy to step on the horse, dare to fan the old lady.”

The matchmaker is not a vegetarian, I think that it was also the existence that could be scolded from the head of the village to the end of the village, and it exploded all of a sudden after reacting,

rushed up and scratched and scratched Zhao Laosi frantically, and soon grabbed Zhao Laosi’s face full of flowers,

“Lying groove, you are an old force, Laozi will kill you.”

Zhao Laosi was aggrieved and had no place to scatter, and immediately scuffled with the matchmaker, and even threw his mobile phone aside.

But the good thing is that the phone is right next to the kang.

The scene inside the house is still clearly captured.

This gave Lin Jianzhong a stunned moment. I didn’t know what was going on, and I didn’t know who was good to pull, so I could only stand by stupidly and in a daze. And the water friends in the live broadcast room cheered one after another: “Good fight, kill that old forced Deng.” ”

“Fuck him.”

“Hey, this is powerful, yes, yes, monkey stealing peaches.”

“Groove, steal… Stole, good Jill thrilled. ”

“Nima, is this woman so brave?”

…….

After fighting for a long time, it finally ended with Zhao Laosi touching the crotch of his pants, and the matchmaker was tired and had no strength, lying on the side and began to stand up the corpse, while straightening, and scolding and cursing: “Zhao Laosi, you have no ass when you give birth to a son.” ”

“Zhao Laosi, you don’t have an ass.”

…… Zhao Laosi also ignored her, sitting breathlessly next to him to rest, suddenly remembering that he was still live broadcasting, so he thought of quickly turning off the live broadcast, but just climbed next to the mobile phone,

Leng Buding saw that the barrage was saying: “Zhao Laosi, you are finished calving, and the master pays attention to you.” ”

“You provoked Fa Ye, and Fa Ye changed the advertising slogan for you.”

“Let’s prepare for the aftermath.”

“Bye bye!”