I, Sakazuki, Will Not Take a Dog Easily

"Have you broken something again?" Watching the two men in the office move out of the room in a cold sweat, the girl only wants to know what maintenance expenses she has to pay for this [cause].

However, this time Luffy's answer was very simple: "There is only one!"

Compared with several buildings, dozens of doors and windows, dozens of desks, and hundreds of "victims" in the past, Luffy's behavior is considered a checkpoint in the eyes of the girl.

"Well, I used a rubber tomahawk to split the ground when I was escaping. I used a rubber tomahawk to split the ground." Luffy tried to remember the details, relying on raising his leg to the upper side, and using the rubber to expand and contract. The power then swung downwards in one breath: "Who knows that there are sewage pipes buried in the ground, hahahaha."

[Rubber Tomahawk] It already has the destructive power to destroy a warship. With the blessing of Lanjiao, no matter how deep the pipe is buried, it will have to be split into two sections.

Thousands of people in the chasing unit were drenched in [the dung hair is strong], and they just wanted to catch this shit-exploded little calf and hang the flagpole.

Although this matter can't be transferred by her personal will, it is really a headache now. The orange-haired girl sighed and raised her forehead: "You really shouldn't have let you learn six poses."

"Hehehe," Luffy smiled happily, looking like a foolish monkey without heart.

"Laugh! Laugh! Do you know how much you owe me?" The girl who loves money like her life jumped and said, if the **** wasn't around, she would have beaten the other party full of bags. .

Every time the other party gets into trouble, Nami, who is the manager of the financial room, has to allocate funds to make up for the things and houses that Luffy has inadvertently destroyed.

His hands banged **** the table top, almost showing the afterimage. A raging anger appeared in the eyes of the little money fan: "You have advanced your military payment for the next 20 years!"

Luffy's eyes rolled, and he was as witty as he would have come to a brilliant way to recklessly recklessly: "It's okay, it's okay. When I become the Pirate King in charge of controlling the Qiwu Sea, then I will be able to leave the navy team."

Lobo sighed secretly when he became the good One Piece that he dreamed of and was able to get rid of the Navy's sequence.

"What silly thing are you talking about? Return One Piece? You can't even get out of Malin Vandor, right?" She was already numb to her companion's extraordinary remarks, and Nami, who was inspiring to be the Secretary of the Navy's Treasury, did not take this guy's words to heart.

Unexpectedly, the mention of this caused the little straw hat to complain again and again.

"Hi! So angry!" At the end of the call, Luffy made an expression of indignation. He put his hands on his waist: "I'm not convinced, why can everyone go to sea!"

Nami almost laughed at Luffy's naive question. She emphasized again: "We are going out to fight! We are not going to travel!"

Lobo carried through the ancestral nerves of the Monqi family: "I want to go to sea too!! Ace actually called back to show me off! What said he was hunting down the pirates all the way, from the great route to the East China Sea!"

"Your brother is going to perform the task!!" Nami, who has been crippled with nervous breakdown by this guy, can't laugh or cry.

To be honest, she has no doubt that if she really releases this idiot who wants to be a pirate all day long, the straw hat captain with a sailing skill score of 0 is very likely to be unable to reach the next island at all.

Moreover, from the perspective of the opposing camps of the navy and the pirates.

This young man who grew up in the navy headquarters but dreamed of being the One Piece, said that he was ignorant of the world and praised him! To a certain extent, he was so naive.

Nami Yu's anger was still unresolved, and she was thinking about a sentence or two. Suddenly, she stared at the phone worm in a daze, and a bright light came to her mind.

[Wait, I remember Sister Robin mentioned it to me yesterday...Huh? Maybe this is a chance to start the project! 】

The deceptive orange-haired girl blinked her eyes and threatened with a stern tone: "Humph! Luffy, you'd better rest a little bit lately. If you don't behave well, just wait to be hit by the ball!"

"Well, big dog, don't care too much~" There are thousands of people hitting themselves to the ground and beating them violently, and Luffy is completely unaware of Nami's weak verbal threats.

"Umm, fool Luffy, I didn't tell lies this time." Nami's annoyed expression was mixed with an obvious worry. She sneakily scanned the surroundings, after she was sure she was the only one in the entire office. , Still suppressed his voice quite low: "Did you read the newspaper?"

"I didn't see it, what's the matter?" The idiot with only [eat] in his head said frankly.

Although Nami feels helpless to this crooked creature, she has to continue her strategy: "Don't you know [Miracle Generation]?"

"What's that? Can it be eaten?"

"...Please don't sell cute maliciously, you've long passed the age when you have to ask [is it delicious?] no matter what!" She sighed, the girl with a fairly mature mental age, she wanted to stare at the sky silently at this moment. .

"That said, then you definitely don't know what [Five Generals Without a Crown] is. Luffy is three years old!!"

After redefining this guy's psychological age, Nami directly complained.

"Isn't it strange?" Lu Fei tilted his head, he was not interested in the gossip news at all. He has never read newspapers, and his information channels are quite blocked.

"It's weird if you don't know!" Anyway, it's not the first time that I have been given to [show] by this narrow and barren knowledge. For some reason, the girl who is not surprised, took the initiative to popularize the straw hat:

"Okay, you bastard, let me listen carefully! [Generation of Miracles] refers to the five admirals in active service!! These giants who suppressed the seas in the name of miracles have a record of drew and even defeated the Four Emperors. .

And [Five Generals without a Crown] is the Navy’s five great men after the miracle five, although they have not won the honor, but have contributed a lot in the war and played a number of times to reverse local warfare-Gion, Jiaji, Jinping , Ghost Spider, Xiliu. "

Nami pretended to be mysterious and suppressed her voice again and again, making herself express the ambivalence of wanting to share such secrets and acting cautiously: "This is the exclusive news I got from Mr. Huang Yuan, Mr. Sa said. Intentionally gather [Miracle Age] and [Untitled Five Generals] to play a friendly basketball match."

Lobo, who heard the news in his left and right ears, finally grasped the point of the question: "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Stupid! Don't forget what fruit you ate." The orange-haired girl prompted with a kindly "kindness".

"Rubber fruit~ what's the matter?" The nervous Lobo did not realize that the crisis was imminent.

I wanted the other party to react, but looking at the dumb but innocent face of the phone worm, Nami knew that this guy had never understood it.

The girl who never wanted to go around with the paramecium creatures loudly reminded: "You will be used by Mr. Sa as a game ball!! Luffy!!"

"Eh!!!!!!" The rubber man on the other end of the phone suddenly raised his eyes like a dead fish, and his chin, which was pulled apart in astonishment, fell straight to the ground. In his mouth, his tongue was even more unconsciously in the air. Trembling.

The gold worship girl sternly described what had just happened, and then deduced it: "Don't think I'm laughing at you! It's probably because the white beard pirates that should have been completely wiped out are still lingering and panting, provoking President Sa My hands are itchy recently.

It is also due to the truce between the two sides. I had to use these rookies to train to reluctantly move my muscles and bones.

Moreover, Ainilu and the others had only finished the test with Sa Zong today. Lu Qi, Drake, Bilibili, and Monet were forcibly pressed to the ground by Sa Zong.

At this moment, I heard that President Sa went to Smogg and Tina [training]. If you stab such a big basket, it is difficult for the left-behind officers in the headquarters to report it. "

Listening to the swallowing drool on the other end of the phone, Nami continued to add fire: "Know that the resistance of rubber and the defense of iron blocks are enough for you to be smashed into a ball by Mr. Sa. NS."

The girl sullenly posted next to the phone worm, revealing the image of a capitalist who has squeezed out the use value to a trace. She whispered softly: "Especially... imitating the moves of the giants in this section, I I heard that you are developing a giant bone balloon, right?"

"..."

Luffy hung up the phone without a sound.

For the first time in his life, he discovered the real reason for escaping from Malin Vandor Island.

Asked for leave and was affected by force majeure.

Ask for leave for one night. . . . Eating out "seems" to leave the door key on the dining table. . . Now it is under heavy rain and following the "seems" trajectory all over the street looking for keys. . . . . . . . .

Gan!

Make up this chapter tomorrow. . . . . .

Modafolk!!!!!! Where's my key? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It's so spicy!!!!!

390. One Piece's Truant Diary (Part 2)

As a symbol of peace in [the era of the great pirates], a veteran superpower that has been standing in the world for hundreds of years, the navy headquarters has a radiating influence all over the world.