I Sell Devil Fruits At American Comics

After the blonde girl, more than a dozen people came to Luo Xia's store one after another.

Frankly speaking, the flow of people in the store is actually okay.

But as always, after seeing the "honor" of the devil fruit, everyone lost interest.

It was afternoon in a blink of an eye, and seeing that the day was about to pass, Luo Xia still didn't even sell a single Devil Fruit.

"Another day of nothing!"

Luo Xia had a helpless expression on her face, and she was no longer as energetic and enthusiastic as she was in the morning, so she just lay down on the counter and played with her mobile phone.

Completely messed up.

"Ha~~"

Accompanied by this very coquettish voice, Luo Xia saw a man wearing a hood standing at the door of his shop.

what's the situation?

Luo Xia couldn't help but thumped in her heart. Could it be that she met a robber?

After all, in this free country, shopping for zero yuan is a common occurrence, and even places like convenience stores are patronized by people.

However, this is the first time Luo Xia has encountered such things as buying fruit shops for zero yuan.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not the kind of low-level robber. I actually hate those guys who have no technical content the most."

The man in the hood saw that Luo Xia seemed to have misunderstood it, so he waved his hand, "Actually, I'm wearing a hood because I just participated in a carnival, and I cosplay a perverted killer. See, I don't have a weapon in my hand."

Luo Xia took a look and found that it was indeed the case, the man in the hood had nothing in his hands, and it really didn't look like he bought it for zero yuan.

This made him heave a sigh of relief.

It's just that Luo Xia is actually quite skeptical about what the man in the hood said.

Even if this guy really participated in the carnival, it's over now, so there's no need to wear a headgear all the time, right?

And for some reason, Luo Xia felt very familiar with the voice of the man in the hood, as if he had heard it somewhere.

But the strange thing is that he has only been reborn in this world for more than a month, and he doesn't know many people at all.

And this voice was not like the voice of anyone he knew.

The man in the hood didn't mean to take off the hood, so he just walked into the store: "Actually, I passed by here and saw your strange store, so I came to see what devil fruits are... are these colorful things? ?”

I'm afraid it's not a neuropathy, is it?

Are you really going to wear it all the time?

Luo Xia slandered endlessly in her heart.

But if it's really crazy, Luo Xia is rather happy, because the possibility of buying a devil fruit may be higher for a crazy person.

"That's right sir, these are the devil fruits sold in this shop, they are some very magical fruits."

"Shet, are these really? I thought they were decorations, or toys for children." The man in the hood sounded so incredible.

"Mr. No, these are fruits for eating, and these fruits have very magical powers, which can give people who eat them magical abilities."

When Luo Xia introduced it here, he couldn't help but feel a little bit drummed in his heart.

This is a very critical step, so far most of the customers have turned around and left here.

"A magical ability? Like those people in the X-Men, that kind of ability?"

But the man in the hood didn't leave, but showed a very interested look on his face.

This made Luo Xia secretly happy. Sure enough, people with abnormal brains are reliable.

"Yes sir!"

Luo Xia pointed to the slippery fruit among them, and introduced to the other party, "For example, this fruit is named slippery fruit, you may wonder why it is called 'slippy fruit'..."

"Yes, that's right, why is it 'slippery fruit', because it is as silky as lubricating oil when bitten in the mouth?" The man in the hood gave a very vivid example.

"Because eating this fruit will make people's skin very smooth, a hundred times smoother than the skin of a newborn baby!"

Luo Xia ignored the intervention of the man in the hood and continued to introduce to the man in the hood.

"Sounds very good, can any kind of skin become smooth?"

Not only was the man in the hood not persuaded to leave like the others, but he became even more interested.

"Definitely, the fruits in our store are all innocent and genuine, if the effect is not good..." Luo Xia thought for a while, and made an extremely vicious oath, "Just let me be killed by a hundred big fat people!" Give the wheel a hundred times."

The man in the hood couldn't help but shudder, can you even make such a vicious oath?

"Even with a face like mine?"

Immediately afterwards, the man in the hood suddenly took off his mask, and a pitted and horrific face appeared in front of Luo Xia.

I go!

Luo Xia was startled by the horrific face at first, then her eyes widened, a little in disbelief.

Little bitch, Deadpool!

He didn't expect that this hooded man who looked out of his mind was actually Deadpool!

But if it's Deadpool, maybe it's really possible. After all, with such a face, you really need the slippery fruit.

And Deadpool's mind, well, looks a little out of whack from the movies.

"What do you think of my face?" Deadpool saw that Luo Xia was frightened by his own honor, but he didn't take it seriously.

This is not the first time he has experienced this.

"Sir, is your face run over by a train?"

Even though he knew what Deadpool looked like, Luo Xia deliberately showed a shocked look.

"Being trampled by a hundred wild horses after that, and having a shower with sand at the end, that's pretty much it."

Since Deadpool blacked out, he really didn't save any face for himself, "How about it, can I have this face too?"

"Sir, as I said, no matter what kind of skin you have!"

Luo Xia vowed, "Just take one bite, and I promise you will have flawless skin, metamorphosis, only at this moment!"

"Isn't this a bit too much? You really expect me to believe that there is such a magical fruit in the world?" Deadpool finally raised some doubts.

Luo Xia immediately took out a small sample of the slippery fruit, "Sir, if you don't believe me, you can taste it, and your skin will become smooth again immediately."

"You're not trying to poison me, are you?" Deadpool stared at the small sample, but didn't move immediately.

"Sir, you are joking. Why should I do this? And there are surveillance cameras in my store. If you die, I will also go to jail."

Luo Xia pointed to the camera on the wall.

"It's okay, even if it's really poisonous, it won't kill me at all, and you won't go to jail, because I will kill you directly."

When Deadpool said this, he grabbed the sample fruit in Luo Xia's hand.

Bite hard.