I Sell Devil Fruits At American Comics

"puff!"

Having just taken a bite, Deadpool couldn't help but spit it out in one gulp.

"Is there any mistake? Why is this food so unpalatable? It's like poop mixed with garbage!" Deadpool couldn't help but shouted at Luo Xia.

He could swear that he had never eaten such an unpalatable thing in his life.

But the more so, the more Deadpool believed it.

After all, if someone really wanted to do something in this devil fruit, how could it be so unpalatable?

"Sir, Huaxia has a saying that I don't know if you've heard. Honest words are good for deeds, and good medicine is good for the disease."

Luo Xia said to Deadpool solemnly.

"Sorry, what did you just say? This taste is so sour and refreshing, it choked me enough, I didn't hear what you said."

Deadpool raised his head and looked at Luo Xia with innocent eyes.

Luo Xia: "..."

"Forget it, we'll talk about it later." Deadpool waved his hand.

Then he pinched his nose, stuffed the remaining small piece of fruit into his mouth, chewed hard, and swallowed it.

"I'm so crazy, I actually believed your nonsense...shit, what's going on? Why do I feel cold on my body?"

Deadpool immediately regretted it after swallowing it, secretly thinking that he was a little impulsive, how could there be such a miraculous fruit in the world.

But only halfway through the words, he immediately felt a mysterious force acting on his skin.

Deadpool immediately touched his face with his hand in great surprise, but felt that the bumps on the skin were rapidly becoming smaller and lighter.

And soon, it disappeared completely.

From the feel alone, it seems that I really touched something very smooth!

"Shit, can't you?"

Deadpool looked incredible, and he took off his hood.

A completely new face suddenly appeared in front of Luo Xia.

Deadpool took a deep breath, took out his phone, switched the camera to the front camera, and put the phone in front of him.

"Lying down a big trough!"

Deadpool let out a groan, his hands trembled and he almost threw his phone out.

He couldn't believe his eyes.

His face, which seemed to have been trampled by thousands of horses, was really healed!

Really good!

"Shit, how is this possible? My face is so good?" Deadpool still couldn't react.

"Sir, as you can see, your skin has become very smooth, I didn't lie to you, right?" Luo Xia said at this time, looking at Deadpool with a smile.

As long as the customer has tasted the food, it can be said that the probability of a transaction is very, very high.

Especially for someone like Deadpool, he originally had very big flaws, and the devil fruit provided by Luo Xia can perfectly make up for his flaws.

The grasp of the transaction is even better than three points.

"It's not just smooth, even the skin of the goddess I use to YY every day when I sleep is nothing more than that? Dude, even women will be so jealous that they can't sleep when they see my skin!"

Deadpool nearly jumped with excitement.

"Sir, it seems that you are very satisfied with the devil fruit in the shop, right?" Luo Xia asked at the right time.

"Satisfied? Dude, satisfaction can't describe my mood at all, I don't even know how to describe my mood, excited, excited, unbelievable..."

Looking at Deadpool's extremely excited eyes, Luo Xia believed that what the other party said was true.

"The satisfaction of the customers is my greatest encouragement, sir, what you ate just now was a sample, and the effect can only last for five minutes."

"But customers don't have to worry, as long as you buy my slippery fruit, you can keep this face that even gods are jealous of forever."

Luo Xia saw that the time was almost up, and began to sell Deadpool in due course.

Deadpool now finally understood why such a heaven-defying fruit was allowed to be eaten casually.

After working for a long time, it was just a five-minute experience card, nothing more.

But think about it, how can a normal person let others eat such a miraculous thing?

"Professor, you know that after I taste it, I will definitely buy it like a claw scratching my heart, right? You are a profiteer, but I like it! I want this fruit!"

Deadpool waved his hand, and said to Luo Xia aggressively.

"During the opening of the store, all the fruits are 30% off. The original price of the slippery fruit is 500,000 USD. After the discount, it only costs 350,000 USD."

"Very good, is there a discount for this miraculous fruit... Wait, wait a minute, what's the price?"

The chrysanthemum smile on Deadpool's face froze, and he even wondered if he heard it wrong.

"A piece of fruit, you actually sell half a million USD? Isn't that too exaggerated?" Deadpool's voice was several octaves higher.

"Sir, repeat, now you only need 350,000 USD to buy, and in all fairness, do you really think this price is expensive?"

"To put it bluntly, sir's face, even if it costs 3.5 million, it can't be cured, right?"

Luo Xia said to Deadpool confidently, "And sir, making the skin look good is just an incidental effect of the smooth fruit. Its real function is to make the skin smooth! Why do I keep emphasizing the word smooth?"

"Is there any difference?" Deadpool was taken aback by Luo Xia's words, smooth, isn't it good-looking.

"Definitely not Mr. Liao, otherwise why is this fruit not called beauty fruit, but smooth fruit? That's because it can make the friction of the skin zero and achieve real smoothness!"

"What is the concept of zero friction, believe me, I don't need to say more? If someone punches you, his fist will bounce off directly!"

Luo Xia went on to introduce Deadpool.

"Friction is zero? Isn't that an exaggeration? You're not lying to me, are you? But you can't fool me!"

Snapped!

When Deadpool said this, he actually slapped himself in the face with a big mouth.

Sure enough, she is worthy of being a little bitch, and her actions are unexpected.

"It really bounced off! My slap was bounced off immediately, as if it hit a piece of ice!" Deadpool yelled in disbelief.

Definitely, considering Deadpool's extremely exaggerated and perverted Self-healing Ability, the rebound attack seems unnecessary.

But the key problem is that even if Deadpool can self-healing, the pain is still the same pain.

"Sir, you can take off your shoes and try again. As long as the ground has a slight slope, you can slide like ice skating."

As soon as Luo Xia finished speaking, Deadpool couldn't wait to throw away his shoes.

Sure enough, his whole body began to slide quickly to one side.

After all, there is no such thing as an absolutely level ground without a slope.

"Cool, this is really cool, unimaginably cool!" Deadpool screamed excitedly.