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Kazuma deliberately exaggeratedly breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, you can count it. If you don't come, I will pee my pants."

Yuzao smiled: "Then I should come later, then bring the camera and take pictures of your embarrassed state."

"Please forgive me. But humming this song can really bring you here... If you don't come, I can explain this as an illusion. When you come, I can only believe that this is a divine hidden incident. "

Shenyin, in popular terms, means strayed into a secret place.

For example, the famous movie "Spirited Away", in fact the original Japanese name is literally translated as "Spirited Away".

There are also some horror games where a group of people are trapped in a school in a different time and space, which is also a kind of hidden secret.

Tamamo looked at Kazuma and smiled: "This is an illusion."

"You came out of the hallucinations?"

"It might be because you like me too much, you want to see me."

Kazuma: "Then I dream of you every night because I like you too much?"

"No, that's called thinking by day and dreaming by night."

"Come on, be serious, what's going on? Don't talk about quantum entanglement!"

Tamamo did not answer immediately, but turned around with a serious expression and walked forward holding the hand of Kazuma.

"Leave here first." Her voice floated from the front.

Kazuma only then discovered that she was wearing that kimono with a white background and ink pattern, and joked: "You still have time to change your clothes and come back?"

"This is your illusion. You see what clothes I wear because you like me wearing this suit." Yuzao seems to continue to insist on the argument that this is an illusion.

Isn’t it weird that a character who appears in an illusion is so self-conscious?

But if Kazuma knows that he complains about this, Tamamo will immediately point out "That means I am such a self-conscious person in your impression."

Tamamo leads Kazuma through the long passage formed by countless torii gates.

As they advanced, the surrounding red-based scenery collapsed, gradually revealing the blue water and blue sky.

After watching Kazuma for a long time, I couldn't see the scenery around me.

Finally, the road that torii constituted came to an end, and Jinguji Tamamo looked back and smiled at Kazuma: "Goodbye in the real world."

"Oh, but how should I leave? Although the surrounding scenery has changed, I am still in hallucinations, am I not?"

Yuzao smiled without saying a word.

Then the vision of Kazuma blurred.

The scenery was gradually swallowed by white light.

When everything became completely white, he opened his eyes and woke up.

He was sitting on the side of the road, and the large truck in front of him roared past.

Even though Kazuma was lying on the innermost side of the sidewalk, the gas from the exhaust pipe still exhaled to his face, making him cough.

He was about to stand up when he saw a pair of feet in small sandals on his right hand, with a red string tied to his ankle with a bell.

Kazuma looks up along the ankles, and what you see is the familiar long skirt, the thin bee waist tightened with external straps, and the exaggeration that it is about to block the chest muscles of the face when viewed from below, and it is full of smiles. Smiley face.

Kazuma: "This is also an illusion?"

Yuzao smiled and said, "No. I just happened to pass by and saw you lying on the side of the road."

Liar, how can there be such a coincidence!

"Obviously I sang you to summon you!"

Yuzao tilted his head: "Song?"

Pretend, just pretend.

He wants to stand up, because looking up at Tamamo in this way, a certain part is too much to steal the spotlight and will make Kazuma think of the scenes he has often dreamed of recently.

But Kazuma tried hard, only to find that the legs and feet were a little unstable.

He subconsciously wanted to grab a nearby bump as a point of force.

Fortunately, Yuzao moved quickly, holding his arms with both hands to frame him.

Otherwise, Kazuma will become a Han who is attacked by the public.

"Or this perspective is relatively normal." Kazuma looked down at Tamamo and said, "So what's going on?"

"It's Shen Yin." Yuzao responded.

You just said it was an illusion!

As if perceiving the complaints in Kazuma, Yuzao continued: "In fact, most of the gods are hallucinations or lies. Some people bet on horses and spend the salary they just paid, and they will lie about being a thief when they go back. , Some people will fool around with Xiaosan for a few days without going home, they will lie that they are hidden by God.

"Although most of these incidents have been ascertained quickly after reporting to the police, the lies they told will still be spread.

"Because most people prefer mysterious events like Shenyin and are more willing to spread related rumors."

Kazuma looked at Yuzao, stunned: "It's you. If I fail to be admitted to the Metropolitan Police Department in the future, I will write a light novel. The title is "The Great Monster Living in My House Determined to Become a Scientist to Explain Everything" "."

"Such a long novel title will be rejected by the publisher." Yuzao smiled.

Oh, yes, the concept of light novels has not yet been hyped up, and "Hearing the Waves", which many people regard as the origin of light novels, has not even been created.

Therefore, the titles of novels in this era are still focused on conciseness, and they are more precious than words.

"So what's going on? Seriously." Counting the time in the dream, this is the third time that Kazuma has asked this question.

This time Yuzao didn't interrupt any more: "Tunnels and so on are all high-incidence areas of divine hiding and spiritual events.

"Especially those tunnels that need to be forcibly constructed regardless of the actual need, because the traffic volume is very small and the maintenance is neglected, so they have a great atmosphere and are loved by spiritual lovers.

"I bought so many supernatural magazines, and almost every few issues, reporters visit the topic of such and such tunnels on the spot.

"I always sigh when I read Supernatural magazines, the government wastes less taxes on repairing these useless projects."

Kazuma nodded: "I also felt the same when I looked at the Hokkaido development plan. Are so many highways built to give bears a walk?"

"Regarding this, in fact, the Hokkaido highway also has the intention of facilitating the armored division stationed in Hokkaido to counterattack the Soviet landing forces.

"Then I guess the ultimate purpose of these roads is to facilitate the Soviet armored group to advance into the hinterland of Hokkaido. Wait a minute, we are talking about Shenyin, what is the Soviet Union! Talking about Shenyin, Komla!"

The last one I sighed was "Comrade" in English, and Kazuma imitated the Soviet accent.

Yuzao was amused and smiled happily.

After laughing, she continued: "Generally speaking, the sparsely populated the place, the lower the power of science, so those remote tunnels, abandoned schools and hospitals, there may be gaps leading to everlasting darkness."

Kazuma: "The ones I just saw are called Changan, I know I know, this is an illusion, you don't need to emphasize it anymore."

Kazuma looked at Yuzao's expression and felt that she was about to emphasize, and hurriedly stopped her.

"The old undersea tunnel in the Guanmen Strait has been built for so many years," Tamamo continued, "it is not unusual for the entrance of Changan to become the entrance to Changan when the traffic volume decreases at night. After all, there is that guy in the Guanmen Strait..."

Kazuma: "Who? Is it a guy who looks like a pottery figurine?"

"The pottery figurines?" Yuzao tilted his head again, "what kind of pottery figurines?"

Kazuma thought for a while, and said the most obvious external feature I could capture: "It's the eyes like two horizontal walnut pottery figurines."

Yuzao frowned: "The pottery figurines of the Jomon period?"

Yes, it seems that everyone was impressed with the eyes after seeing the pottery figurines.

Tamamo showed a thoughtful expression, so Kazuma kept quiet and didn't disturb her until she came to a conclusion.

Finally, she said: "I haven't heard of that guy who has a hobby of collecting pottery figurines. But because the pottery figurines look like a horror movie, they will be used in many horror works.

"There is also the three-eyed prodigy of Osamu Tezuka. After all, he looks very unique and easily impressive.

"Where did you see the pottery figurines?"

Kazuma: "The trucks of Welfare Technology seem to be modern imitations. Every pottery figurine is almost the same. It is obviously a thing cast from the same set of molds. The ancients did not make things like this."

"Then these stains on your body... Did you jump off the car while driving?" Yuzao asked again.

"Yes, I rolled on the ground a few times to cushion."

"Then I saw the pottery figurines?"

"Yes, I saw that pottery figurine..." Kazuma probably pointed to the place where I saw the pottery figurines on the sidewalk. "It is standing there, there is no car on the road next to it, and the signal light at the intersection is red. The lights flashed randomly, which is obviously not reality anymore."

Yuzao nodded: "What else?"

"There is also singing, it's a nursery rhyme "Bird in a Cage"."

Tamamo is speechless: "It's scary to hear someone sing "Bird in a Cage" in that situation. Many Japanese nursery rhymes are scary."

"Yes, it can be used as background music in horror games after changing the melody."

"But I can sing "Bird in a Cage", that guy didn't run away. She likes that nursery rhyme very much, just like I like "Tong Xing Song" very much." As he said, Yuzao suddenly raised one hand to face someone. Say hello, "Oh, long time no see."

Kazuma froze for a moment, then turned his head and followed Tamamo's gaze.

He saw a guy in a striking red kimono standing beside the tunnel entrance in the distance. Even with his "eagle eyes", he couldn't see the guy's face clearly, as if only his face was shrouded in a mist.

However, the sound still penetrated into the auricle of Kazuma. I don't know if it was because of Kazuma's super hearing ability, or the other party used magical powers such as sound transmission.

"Before Yuzao, I don't have a woman to eat for you anymore."

Kazuma was shocked, did you say this when you came up? He glanced at Yuzao next to him and found that Yuzao was smiling, as if the other party was talking about ordinary housework.

The voice continued to float: "She didn't tell you, did she? Yuzao is a vicious big monster, whether it is a human or a monster, she doesn't hesitate to eat."

Tamamo opened his mouth: Kazuma), I have never eaten anyone."

At this time, Kazuma suddenly came up with a cross talk actor's nature, and replied: "Who said that, didn't you wipe me out?"

"But I didn't stew you."

"Then I thank you."

At this time, the voice of "that guy" floated again: "Is this your lover this time?"

"No, I have never fallen in love with humans before, and I have never had **** with humans. But this time, I am in love."

"No wonder, you have become weaker."

"To each other."

Speaking of Yuzao, he handed the parasol in his hand to Kazuma: "But if I want to fight with you now, the demon power consumption is too serious, and the replenishment of the demon power is too slow in modern times. Therefore, if you want to attack, you can only ask me. Darling is here to get rid of you."

Kazuma took the parasol and used it as a wooden knife.

Suddenly, Kazuma discovered that there was a mystery on the handle of the parasol. He grabbed the middle section of the umbrella rib and pulled out the umbrella head with force, pulling out the western rapier hidden in the umbrella rib.

Wow, cool.

Yuzao whispered: "He Qingliu's guitar sword is a craftsman's product."

Kazuma nodded. To be honest, with a knife in his hand, he is worthy of any monster.

There was a "hehehe" laughter: "Before Yuzao, you really are the same as before. In that case, humans will be solved by humans. Anyway, it won't be long before you can check what you dare to do. Here comes the door."

Kazuma sneered: "Do you still want to use blind eyes? I already know that you are going to make trouble at the Thousand Lights Festival."

"That's not what I want to do, it's what human beings want to do to'artificially induce Kiki with a preset scenario" experiment. I don't know what Kiki is. There will be a period later, before Yuzao."

When the voice fell, Kazuma saw the thing moving backwards towards the tunnel.

No, it looks more like floating.

Kazuma asked Tamamo in a low voice: "What kind of monster is she? Can you find it in Shigeru Mizuki's book of illustrated monsters?"

"I should find it. But I don't know if his body is the owner of the sea or some other monster in the sea. I have never been directly hostile to her, nor have I seen the body."

"So your monster fights all show up and bite each other?"

"Yes, it's very bloody. So many female monsters are pacifists, because everyone wants to be beautiful and doesn't want to show their original form."

Kazuma: "I think your prototype is also beautiful, that furry feels great."

Yuzao smiled without saying a word.

Kazuma: "So Welfare Technology not only eats dream tapirs, but also teamed up with other monsters."

"It doesn't have to be teamwork. It may just be that the transporter has to go through the undersea tunnel, and then she discovered the smell of perfume I left on you and came out."

I still smell of perfume?

Kazuma lowered his head in doubt and smelled it.

"You don't think you only have Baimeixiang, do you?" Yuzao asked with a smile.

Kazuma suddenly remembered that Yuzao had given him a gift made of wheat ears before, and he had been wearing it all the time, probably because of the taste.

It turned out to be so.

Yuzao asked again: "What's the matter with the cooperation between Shimengmo and Welfare Technology?"

"What I heard~www.readwn.com~ Welfare Technology has newly established a fourth development department related to Dreamland. Doesn't it happen that it is a coincidence?"

"Indeed." Yuzao raised her eyebrows suddenly, "Well, Kazuma, I have a very important question for you. Where is Mikako?"

Kazuma suddenly didn't respond: "Mikako...fuck, forget it."

He grabbed Yuzao’s hand and glanced at her watch: “Fuck, it’s been so long since the round I made with her. Did I faint on the side of the road for three hours? Let’s go quickly. Where's your somersault cloud?"

Yuzao laughed out loud, and at the same time raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

An unpretentious car drove over and stopped on the side of the road.

"Somersault cloud is here," she said, "please."

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