I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

At this moment, Roland saw Faki smile and say, ". So, besides excessive radiation, we also have the curse of the abyss on us. I just mixed some magic potions into the water, which can wash away the curse and radiation. So... take off the last shirt little by little, then dance and swim over here."

Faki's words were abrupt, and Roland couldn't help but reveal a very puzzled expression.

At this moment, he suddenly noticed that the positions of the Nagas in the water were slightly different from before.

Their eyes were also different—they kept aiming at Roland's chest and abdomen. Their eyes were like they wanted to eat him.

Roland looked down in surprise and found that his shirt had been mostly taken off at some point, and at this moment, his hands were unbuttoning the last shirt.

Roland was shocked.

It turned out that he had been hypnotized unknowingly.

Faki should have said a lot of things just now, but he had only just woken up, so what he heard was her last paragraph.

'Damn! My SAN is particularly low today, and I was tricked without realizing it. If this continues, I'll be eaten by these women without even knowing it!'

Roland had been listening to songs here since before 'Ascension'. He thought it had only been a moment, but in reality, almost half an hour had passed. So he had been hypnotized for a long time.

Now, he was a little delirious, feeling like he had amnesia!

It must be said that Roland's SAN value was ridiculously high. He had been standing here listening to songs for more than half an hour, and only now was he starting to have problems!

Moreover, this was because his perception had gone wrong today. If there hadn't been the matter of 'Ascension', he probably wouldn't have had any problems even if he listened to the song for another half an hour.

Roland regained a little bit of consciousness, and then unbuttoned his shirt.

The chiseled muscles were well-defined, the broad chest, perfect abs, and merman lines... At this moment, a very strange feeling arose in the hearts of many Nagas.

The human boy's figure was clearly not as strong and sturdy as the 'Great Nagas', but it was exceptionally good-looking, making people's hearts itch.

Faki couldn't help but lick her lips.

Her original intention today was to tease this guy, but as she played, she couldn't quite control herself.

She hadn't been intimate with her sweetheart for more than half a year, and now the fire in her heart had been stirred up.

A strange thought flashed through Faki's mind for no reason—if she really wrapped her tail around that waist... what would it feel like?

As soon as this thought moved, Faki couldn't suppress her 'curiosity' even more.

Faki thought to herself, 'It's okay, Roland won't know about today's events.'

Just then, Roland dizzily threw away the shirt in his hand, and then plunged into the water with a splash.

The diving action was truly exceptionally standard. It was pleasing to the eye for the Nagas—it seemed that in his twenty years of life at sea, Roland had played in the water quite a bit.

Seeing Roland jump into the water, Faki perked up expectantly, waiting for the boy.

As a result, she waited for a long time without seeing anyone.

Many Nagas were also very puzzled and couldn't help but dive into the water to search.

Almost instantly, the Nagas determined the situation in the water through songs and echoes.

A Naga suddenly surfaced and shouted, "Not good! That kid ran away!"

Faki's eyes went dark, and she anxiously shouted, "Find him quickly!"

If Roland ran away, it would be terrible!

The charming Naga, Livina, said from the side, "Your Highness, don't worry, he can't leave here, he must still be hiding in this hall."

Hearing this, Faki felt a little relieved.

She unfolded her divine sense and searched the hall. Then, she suddenly turned her head to look at a certain lounge, with an extremely strange and extremely angry expression on her face.

The next second, Faki's figure disappeared.

Many Nagas looked at each other, although they were curious, they did not dare to be curious.

Seeing this scene, the charming Naga, Livina, hesitated slightly, and then could no longer restrain her gossiping soul, and followed her into the lounge.

After Livina appeared in the lounge, she couldn't help but be stunned by the scene in front of her.

She saw the two cultist sisters lying on the pile of weeds in the lounge, Roland was carrying the younger sister's legs, and unbuckling his belt.

The younger sister's clothes had been mostly stripped off, and the older sister's clothes had also been mostly taken off.

If Faki hadn't been quick-witted and used her tail to wrap around Roland's legs and pull him aside, Roland would have started!

Livina almost died laughing when she saw this scene.

"Hahahaha! He actually went for Anna first!"

Faki glared at Livina fiercely, her eyes spitting fire.

Livina stuck out her tongue—this guy didn't seem to be afraid of her master at all.

Faki said angrily to Roland, "What are you doing?!"

Roland regained a little bit of consciousness, but he was not completely awake.

He said with a thick tongue, "Wh-what are you doing? Quick, quick, put me down, otherwise, otherwise it will be bad!"

Saying that, Roland struggled hard to break free from the snake tail on his calf. He was very strong, and Faki accidentally let him break free!

After breaking free, Roland grabbed 'Anna's' legs and put her legs on his shoulders again!

Faki was almost angered to death. Her upper body wrapped forward and used her tail to tie Roland up completely.

Roland struggled hard for a long time, but the python became tighter and tighter.

Before, he broke free because he was only entangled in the snake's calf, but now that his whole body was entangled, he couldn't exert any strength.

Roland was annoyed this time, and he said, "What are you doing?! I'm doing something with my girlfriend, is it your business to care?!"

Faki was choked and couldn't say a word for a long time. After a pause, she scolded sternly, "You're doing this while they're sleeping, aren't you afraid that they'll kill you when they wake up?!"

Roland was stunned for a moment, then laughed with a thick tongue, "Oh~~ you mean this. It's okay. I'll wake them up halfway. They also like to play like this, even if they're not asleep, they pretend to be."

Faki and Livina were stunned after hearing this. Then Faki's face turned blue. Livina laughed and covered her stomach.

Faki scolded angrily, "You're a useless thing! Instead of running away when you're sober, you crawled into a woman's bed! I look down on you!"

Roland scolded with a thick tongue, "You, you know nothing! If I don't do it, I'll ascend! Everyone in the hall will have to die, and you'll have to die too!"

Faki said, "What ascension? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Roland couldn't explain clearly and said, "I have epilepsy! It will ignite the epileptic divine fire. When it broke out just now, I saw a destined failure of the future, I must reenact it once, otherwise I will ascend?"

Roland just tried hard to make himself a little more sober, but his explanation made Faki confused—I know you're sick, but your illness has nothing to do with ascension, right?! And what does it have to do with messing with women?!

But Livina on the side suddenly shrank her pupils, recalling a terrifying memory.

Livina interjected, "Roland can indeed ascend. Do you remember that Kohlerd?

Roland, like Kohlerd, used to be a Mind-Flaying Holy Spirit in a parallel world. Now, the blessing of the Holy Mother should be running out."

Faki suddenly remembered this.

Roland's shadow is a bit strange—others haven't seen what that thing really looks like, but she has seen it in the mirror.

Before the parallel world, he hadn't turned into that kind of thing, so it was okay.

But in the parallel world, he did turn into that ghost thing... From the post-event research, Roland and the others were indeed not simply hugging each other.

The blessing of the Holy Mother allowed him to maintain a normal form and sanity at the beginning, but it has been more than half a year now.

Today, Faki secretly used a mirror to look at Roland and saw that his appearance in the mirror had turned into that ghost appearance again.

Livina is probably right.

Faki asked, "Are you saying that your angelic form is related to lust?"

Roland tried hard to sort out his thoughts, but it was difficult to think. He pondered for a long time and said a few words: "You know nothing!"

Faki was extremely angry. She exerted her snake body, and the python on Roland's body moved. In a blink of an eye, it tied him into a zongzi.

Roland grinned for a while, and he said, "I can't explain this to you! You quickly let go of me and release them!"

Faki asked with a strange expression, "You saw yourself messing around with them? So, you have to mess with them to affect some 'established fact'?"

Roland was stunned and said, "No..."

Faki and Livina: "?"

After a pause, Roland looked at Faki, hesitated for a while, and then said, "I saw myself messing around with you."

Faki and Livina: "??"

Livina asked with a face full of gossip, "Then what are you doing with them?"

Faki said with relief, "Naturally, it's because his conscience can't bear it."

Roland said, "Bullshit! I'm worried that you'll take the opportunity to plant some magic curse on me and completely control me. In that unprepared situation, I'll probably be tricked."

After a pause, Roland suddenly felt a chill down his back. This chill came from a pair of eyes. He didn't notice Faki's murderous eyes now, but he regained a little bit of consciousness in the murderous intent.

He subconsciously added, "Of course, a guilty conscience is also a major reason."

Faqi's expression improved slightly. She said, "You really are messed up. You like dangerous witches, dangerous giantesses, and now you're dreaming of hooking up with venomous snakes."

At this moment, because the singing outside had stopped for a while, Roland had regained some clarity.

But he was still a little dizzy, like he was going through withdrawal.

Faqi saw that Roland was a bit uncomfortable and loosened her grip slightly.

Roland stretched out his hand, rubbed his forehead, and said, "Don't mention it, Ms. Faqi. I'm regretting it now."

Faqi teased, "What, not planning to save the world anymore?"

Roland said awkwardly, "I really made a fool of myself today. I was just talking nonsense. Please release Catherine and Anna. I'll find a place to settle them down."

Seeing Faqi remain silent for a while, Roland became serious, "If I leave them with you, I won't be at ease. You wouldn't cast some kind of curse on them, would you?"

Faqi also became serious. She said, "I'd be even less at ease leaving them with you. You'd definitely hit on them!"

Roland's little scheme was exposed, and his expression froze slightly. He said, "This is a matter between us partners. Aren't you interfering a bit too much?!"

Faqi said, "Kid, I'm doing this for your own good. If you mess around like this, there will be problems, you know ~ ~"

Roland asked in astonishment, "What kind of problems?"

Faqi looked at Roland with a smile that wasn't quite a smile. "Didn't you just say that the person was me, not Anna and Catherine?"

Roland suddenly raised his head, "What do you mean?"

Faqi's snake body circled him a few times, and she used the lowest part of her tail to wrap around Roland. Her upper body slowly rose up and moved to face Roland directly.

Faqi was naked now, and her magnificent breasts were right in front of Roland, making him dizzy.

What she said next made Roland even more lightheaded.

"Kid, I'm in a particularly good mood today. It's not impossible to help you relieve your madness according to what you saw. After all, I don't want you to suddenly go crazy before entering the door."

Roland didn't dare to look at the shocking scene in front of him anymore. He coughed, turned his head away, and said, "Ms. Faqi, to be honest, I believe what I saw is real. You know, the problem lies in my perception.

In my perception, I experienced some things in the form of a normal person. So, I really have to do things according to what I saw.

Therefore, I know you're right. If I don't strictly follow what I saw, I might really go crazy and cause problems. This matter will indeed affect our future plans.

But, my conscience is a little uneasy."

Faqi sneered, "Stop pretending! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking—you're talking to me while secretly looking at Livina!"

Livina had been eavesdropping intently, and when she heard Faqi's words, she couldn't help but look up at Roland.

She followed Roland's gaze and looked at herself. She immediately realized that she wasn't wearing any clothes!

She cursed inwardly a few times and covered her chest with her hands.

Faqi threw the conch to Livina and said, "Roland, your senior is really asleep now. You don't have to pretend anymore. Livina, go out. Let them soak in the water properly."

Livina caught the conch and reluctantly walked out, dragging her feet.

Roland couldn't help but take a few hard glances at her smooth back—there seemed to be some red bumps on it, but it didn't affect its beauty too much.

Faqi reached out and turned Roland's head back, and she said to Roland angrily, "I'm not playing with you. While I'm in a good mood, you better not piss me off!"

Faqi's gaze was as if she wanted to eat Roland, just as she said, she was in a good mood today. Plus, after listening to the singing for so long, her mind was very restless.

She believed that Roland wouldn't lie about this kind of thing. Although this guy sometimes does some outrageous and incomprehensible things, there is often a reason for them.

Seeing Roland still hesitating, Faqi felt more and more comfortable—this Roland guy is quite resilient to temptation. Her group had just used hypnosis, and he actually ran over here to find his senior.

Thinking of this, Faqi couldn't help but reach out and hug Roland: "Good person, don't hesitate. As long as you're good to me, won't that be the end of it? Even if your senior knows, she will forgive you."

As she spoke, Roland suddenly felt enveloped by a cool and hot sensation—snake skin and coolness, but the flesh inside was extremely hot.

He couldn't help but widen his eyes and look at Faqi—it could be like this?!

Faqi gave Roland a look—that's how it is. Like the little succubus's tail, it's quite fun, isn't it?

Roland gave Faqi a look of shock—the little succubus's tail is also similar to this?!

Faqi gave Roland a look—as a wizard, you are really unlearned!

Roland gave her a look—which serious wizard studies this!

Faqi tightened her body angrily, and suddenly both of them felt a burst of soreness throughout their bodies.

Roland endured the feeling and said, "Cough, wait a minute, Ms. Faqi, this won't work!"

Faqi said a little angrily, "Why do you have so many problems? I'm already like this, what else do you want?"

Roland pointed his hand towards a head sticking out from the door, peeking over here: "We have to add her too."

Faqi and Livina: "??"

At this moment, Livina only felt her eyes go dark. She frantically complained in her heart: 'I just want to eat a melon, what does this have to do with me! I shouldn't have come! '

With two cracking sounds, the python on Roland's body suddenly tightened, and he felt that his ribs were about to break.

Faqi said to Roland fiercely, "Don't push your luck!"

Roland wailed and shouted, "It's true! Not only do we have to add her..."

He pointed weakly to the other heads peeking at the door: "We have to add all of them, and then go play in the water!"

With a bang, the door was slammed shut by an invisible force.

Faqi tightened her body angrily and said, "I'll see if you'll be finished if I don't do what you say... Haha ~ ~ Damn it! Don't move!"

Roland pounced into her arms fiercely and hugged her: "Damn it, if I die, I die!

XXX! I'm going to be Xu Xian today!" (End of chapter)