I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

Roland thoroughly played the role of Xu Xian.

The Nagas outside were constantly playing in the water and singing, and the two became especially frenzied under the stimulation of the singing.

Although Faqi is a half-blooded sea monster, compared to her father Andra, she at least has Naga blood in her. That's why she is the true queen in the eyes of the Nagas.

For so many years, the Nagas have been secretly looking forward to Faqi giving birth to offspring, but although she has had intercourse with many, many people, she has never given birth to any.

Because her father didn't allow it.

In a prophecy, when the new king is born, the Nagas will gain true freedom.

Andra believes that this prophecy is a curse to him. Because only when he dies, or the Nagas fall into the hands of the King of a Thousand Eyes, will they be free.

So he almost killed all the royal family of the Nagas, and then made his half-blooded daughter the queen of the Nagas.

The daughter is half-blooded, and she can barely be recognized by the Nagas, which is beneficial to the control of the sea monsters by the Nine-Headed Serpent.

At the same time, Faqi is half-blooded, so she probably shouldn't verify that prophecy.

Even so, Andra has always kept his daughter single and has been searching for all the remaining royal bloodlines.

Compared to her father and many Nagas, Faqi, this half-blooded sea monster, doesn't quite believe in any prophecies.

But she has always been very obedient. Even if the people close to her often bewitched her in secret, she had never done anything against her father—she simply wanted to have fun with people and never left any offspring.

But today's Faqi is obviously different from the previous Faqi. Even if Roland didn't take some relatively safe measures at the critical moment, she didn't care. Instead, she hugged Roland tightly.

She obviously didn't think that if she became pregnant with some child, it would cause some prophecy to come true.

The Nagas knew that this might be the master's only chance. So they kept singing outside.

The singing made Roland and Faqi dizzy and especially crazy.

Afterwards, both of them lay limply on the weeds. Due to being away from the water for a long time, coupled with being too excited, Faqi's snake tail gradually turned into legs.

Her body slowly became almost as tall as ordinary people, but she still had four arms.

Roland was already a little tired, but when he saw Faqi's new appearance, he suddenly became energetic again.

During the whole process, the two had such a conversation.

Faqi cursed in a low voice: "Just now you could still use something to explain things according to the future timeline, but now that I've turned into a human, you're still like this? You scumbag, you really don't have any loyalty to your fiancee!"

Roland said: "You stinky bitch! You're seducing me like a prostitute, and you're still right?"

Faqi was stunned by Roland's swear words, and her voice trembled with anger: "You, what did you say I am?! Let go of me! Let go of me!"

Roland sneered: "What did I say you are? You are a member of the royal family, but you mess around with others before marriage, and you don't care about the inheritance of the royal family at all, but you think what I said is too much?"

Faqi was severely stimulated by Roland's words.

She completely exploded and wanted to break free from Roland, but she couldn't break free from Roland's embrace.

Faqi angrily dug her nails into Roland's flesh, and her teeth bit his shoulder hard, and Roland bled instantly.

But Roland didn't even scream. He used to scream when he was bitten by some people, obviously to let others hear it.

In fact, his pain tolerance is as high as his SAN!

He didn't even make a sound, but laughed loudly.

Faqi was almost pissed to death. She couldn't wait to become a snake and strangle Roland on the spot.

"Roland, don't even think about touching me again in the future! No, I'll kill you! I must kill you!"

Roland said: "Don't worry, we're just having a one-night stand, purely venting and completing the task. I won't be responsible for you! If you hadn't interrupted today, I would be hugging my wife right now!"

"As for killing me... you better remember what you said. When we meet on the battlefield later, I won't show any mercy!"

Roland's words can be described as ruthless and scumbag, but after Faqi heard them, her anger subsided by half.

Faqi laughed loudly and said: "You're right, I'm just a prostitute, a rotten bitch, I don't know how many people I've slept with. If you fall in love with me, you're an idiot!"

Roland felt like he had eaten fly shit, and he cursed: "You really are a slut! The thing I regret most in my life is sleeping with you!"

Roland had lost interest. He sat on the pile of weeds and wanted to put Faqi down, but Faqi got excited. Her two pairs of arms and those long legs wrapped around Roland like snakes. No matter how Roland pushed, he couldn't push her away.

Amidst Faqi's wanton laughter, she pushed Roland down on the pile of weeds...

Roland didn't want to cooperate at all, but the figure of the person in front of him was too good, he covered his eyes while cursing and enjoying it.

Afterwards, the two of them lay panting on the soft pile of weeds.

Faqi's face was flushed, and she seemed very happy. She even lay on Roland's chest and chatted with him.

Roland hummed and hawed, but his mind was full of thoughts.

Saying he was happy, he was very happy. But such a thing has happened, and when he strikes to kill her later... Roland could see that this woman seemed to like him very much.

And it was the kind of sincere liking.

From the time the two met for the second time and began to get along, Roland had seen some signs. This female demon especially loved to talk and argue with him, and often peeked at him.

For a strange woman to be inexplicably interested in you, this kind of thing would feel very strange to others.

But for Roland, he felt it was very normal.

He was very, very attractive to women.

To say that in the past, when Roland was in Valeria, he was the kind of tall, poor boy that Olylai said. What's the use of just being handsome? Just cannon fodder at the bottom.

So, at that time, even the female mercenaries in the tavern looked down on him.

But now he has undergone decades of training and growth, and he is completely different.

He has a wealth of magical background—he is talented.

He has a noble status and a very rich wallet—he has power and money.

Moreover, he is very capable of fighting and doesn't flinch when he sees anyone—he is confident and bold.

Now, with these three points added, his appearance and figure have become particularly attractive.

So almost... well, not exactly 100%, but almost 80-90% of women will be interested in him.

In addition, he has the aura of 'Cyrus' on him, and his blood is very strong, so the sea monsters are indeed very interested in Roland.

Therefore, Roland felt that it was reasonable for Faqi to be interested in him.

Now, the two have had even more intimate things happen, and Faqi is now leaning on him, revealing her soft side... Roland suddenly felt bad.

Roland is the kind of person who doesn't respond to force but is easily swayed by kindness.

If this woman had finished playing with him and just walked away, Roland wouldn't have hesitated when he struck to kill her.

After all, killing his sister is not the first time he has done this.

But Faqi looks like this now... killing someone who likes him, someone who envisions the future of the two of them... Roland feels so annoyed.

Faqi suddenly propped up her upper body, looked at Roland and asked a very inexplicable question: "You haven't been with any other women besides those two women, Catherine and Anna, have you?"

Roland's face was full of embarrassment. He really wanted to say 'I've slept with a hundred women', but the words came to his lips, but he lost his breath in Faqi's upright pupils that could see through people's hearts.

He said: "Yes, are you happy now? As a man, I'm very embarrassed... It doesn't matter, anyway, you're not the first person to say that about me. I guard a forest and don't enter, but I hang myself on a tree, which is indeed despised."

After hearing this, Faqi was very angry. Her face was as cold as ice, and her eyes were spitting fire as she said: "Bullshit! Who taught you this kind of reasoning!"

Roland looked at the 'big sister' in front of him and said frankly: "My father-in-law."

Faqi's face was blank, and she actually asked: "Which father-in-law?"

Roland rolled his eyes and said: "Which one else could it be? The King of a Thousand Eyes! Or Saladin... When we first met, he used another identity, we called each other brothers, and we got along very well.

He saw that I didn't have much experience, so he despised me and told me some great truths."

Faqi said in disbelief: "At that time, he definitely didn't know who you were, right?"

Roland said: "How could he not know? He must have arranged for the Baron of Haihamburg to put me on that ship. He gave me my identity.

He was very open in this regard, and he was telling the truth. This guy has more than a thousand women!"

Speaking of this, Roland's eyes lit up, as if he admired him very much.

Faqi gave Roland a slap angrily and said: "Don't believe his nonsense!"

Roland covered his face, feeling inexplicably beaten.

Faqi asked again: "What else did he teach you?"

Roland didn't want to talk about it, but Faqi's eyes were aggressive. Roland thought about it, and then, with the intention of chatting with a friend with benefits, he told this friend some things that he usually didn't dare to say to his senior.

He said: "He said that I can actually marry many people like him... and then hide it from some of them.

Anyway, everyone is from all over the world, and they can't see each other.

Later, he revealed his true colors and forced me to be the son-in-law of another daughter of his. Only then did I know that his previous words were all foreshadowing."

Faqi cursed inwardly. She said, "So he's doing it for profit, not sincerely."

Roland said unhappily, "How is he not sincere? He really was chatting with me as a brother, as an elder. Even if there wasn't the Isabella incident, he still cares how many women his son-in-law has.

He thinks it's embarrassing if his son-in-law is the kind of person no one wants. A good man should have women on both sides. He says women are contradictory creatures; the more women who like you, the more women will like you.

My father-in-law is different from others. He's the kind of person who would drag his son-in-law to a brothel and teach him how to pick up girls.

He's similar to my father, leaving a trail of love everywhere. He found a bunch of mothers for me and Catherine and gave birth to a bunch of brothers and sisters."

Faqi cursed loudly, "Bullshit! You two are no good! All you men are no good!"

Seeing Faqi's broken defense, Roland covered his face heavily.

He said, "Miss Faqi, don't be like this. Who knows how we'll be fighting each other after we get out."

Faqi looked at Roland with a smile and said, "Then will you show mercy?"

This sentence made Roland think for a long time.

After a moment, Roland's expression gradually became serious. He looked at Faqi seriously and said, "No."

Faqi was slightly stunned, seemingly not expecting Roland to answer so directly, so decisively.

She narrowed her eyes and said, "You really are no good. You sleep with people, but you won't be soft-hearted when you fight. So, is it just because I'm a slut?"

Roland sighed and said, "Faqi, let's cooperate. I mean real cooperation. Following the Sea God is a dead end. Without Him, you can't win against us. Confrontation will lead you down a dead end."

Faqi smiled and said, "And then what? Follow you and be your secret lover?"

Roland shook his head and said, "No, let's meet less in the future."

Faqi became interested and asked, "Because Catherine is a jealous, petty, peeping tom?"

Roland coughed and said, "That's actually not the main problem. No matter how many tricks a woman has, she can't stop a man from cheating.

But she only has me in her heart. She can't accept me being with others, so I don't want to make her sad."

Faqi suddenly climbed up again. She seemed very happy.

She looked at Roland's unwilling but physically uncontrollable appearance and couldn't help but smile and say, "Then what about this time? You're very interested in me, aren't you?"

As soon as Roland thought that Senior Sister was sleeping in Faqi's clam shell, he felt like he was really not human. But this bastard still couldn't help but reach out. Then, the movements on his hands didn't stop at all!

Faqi couldn't help but curse, "Two-faced stinky man! You say nice things, but now you're so energetic!"

Roland said, "You've practically delivered yourself to my door, if I didn't take you, wouldn't people call me a YW behind my back?!"

Faqi cursed, "You and your indecent father-in-law are no good... Ah... lighter, don't bite like that!"

The two became absurd again. Later, Faqi excitedly transformed into a snake body.

Afterwards, Roland carefully asked Faqi this question: "I see that there seem to be some red rashes on your back, and some places are slightly ulcerated. Cough, I mean, are these some special diseases of the Sea Race?"

It took Faqi a long time to understand what Roland meant—Roland was asking if she had an STD!

She was almost driven mad with anger.

In fact, not only did Faqi have these things on her body, but Roland also had them on his body. This was because they had stayed in the garden for too long.

It was originally full of abyssal things, and the air was full of various toxins and curses. In addition, there was aurora radiation, so everyone now has some problems.

If they don't fight, these problems may not appear. But if they fight, they will find that there are various problems with their physical condition.

Roland had little contact with places like the Abyss and Hell, so he didn't think about this. In addition, he started going crazy after coming out and didn't check his condition, so he didn't know.

But Faqi seemed to know a lot about cursed places like the Abyss and Hell, so Faqi asked everyone to hold back after coming out and then prepared a magic potion—Roland was going crazy at that time, so he didn't know.

After hearing Roland's words, Faqi sighed, "To be precise, it is a disease carrying a curse, the curse of the land on the sea. You know, sirens often have indiscriminate relationships with sailors. Perhaps the Sea God doesn't want the Sea Race to have this kind of relationship with land creatures, so they were cursed."

Roland felt dizzy after listening.

It really is syphilis!

Syphilis in the Eastern Territory was spread from the south through maritime trade. Maritime explorers were the first to get sick!

The prostitutes in various port brothels have this disease, and many sailors also have it. These sirens play so hard, they will definitely get it!

Roland's face turned green with fright.

Roland thought to himself: 'The thing I regret most in my life is sleeping with her!

Wizards should be able to treat this disease, right?

For us wizards, this shouldn't be a terminal illness. Even the Black Abyss wizards can cure cancer, so it should be fine.'

Seeing Roland's pale face, Faqi deliberately showed a surprised expression and looked at Roland's shoulder and said, "Oh, it's been infected so quickly this time. Look here, you have so many red rashes."

Roland looked down at his shoulder and was dumbfounded.

Seeing Roland's frightened face, Faqi almost died of laughter.

She thought to herself: 'See if you dare to be interested in sirens in the future, humph!' (End of this chapter)