I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Chapter 127

After Yifei listened to Zhao Haitang's story, her whole body felt bad.

"What kind of poisonous story of the collapse of the Three Views is this?"

Ziqiao looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "I said your car skills can't be better? The car is pressing on my face!"

Ji Yu put his hand on Dali's ear and said, "Is the ear hot? I'll cover it for you."

"It's spicy." Dali said, his fingers trembling slightly.

Not only is it spicy now, but it's also a little itchy.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Haitang covered her eyes and said, "My eyes! My eyes!"

Mei Jia, who had just been poisoned by Zhao Haitang, said, "If you don't want to show affection, you can go back next door."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang put down her hand decisively, and said with a firm gaze, "Actually, what I mean is, my eyes, my vision suddenly improved!"

He looked at Yifei and said, "Mr. Hu, the atmosphere of 3601 is really good. After sitting here for a while, I feel like a spring breeze, and even my eyesight has improved!"

"So." Yifei smiled and said, "Are you here to poison this spring on purpose?"

"I'm not just talking about it without me!" Zhao Haitang shook her head quickly.

Meijia looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, although your story doesn't look dirty, the core idea is too poisonous. From now on, you are not allowed to tell such poisonous stories."

"No problem." Zhao Haitang said decisively.

"Drip, drip, drip."

Suddenly, Yifei's cell phone alarm clock rang.

She turned off the alarm clock, stood up and said to Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, "You two, 06, go downstairs with me for training."

"Training?" Zhang Wei was a little dazed: "What is the training?"

"Of course it's two people and three legs." Yifei said, "You go to the competition without training. Do you want to give me the last one?"

Zhang Wei heard the words, looked at Ziqiao, and said, "You didn't tell me that you need to train for the competition!"

Zi Qiao: "...I just found out."

Although Yifei asked Ziqiao for help, Mika happened to be next door.

But when Ziqiao asked Zhang Wei for help, Meijia heard what he said.

Knowing that Zi Qiao participated in the competition to sell small cakes, Mika patted him on the shoulder and said, "Zi Qiao, for the sales of small cakes, you must work hard and try to get the ranking!

The penultimate advertisement, the effect is definitely not as good as the positive number one! "

"Yes."

Yifei looked at Ziqiao and said, "You are a sponsor, if you are too far behind, would you be embarrassed to give a speech at the end of the game?"

"Speech? What kind of speech?" Mika looked puzzled.

Looking at Mika vigorously, he explained, "Mr. Hu said that as long as Lao Bu convinces his cousin to participate in the competition, he will recommend him as the competition sponsor.

Although Lao Bu did not persuade his cousin, he persuaded lawyer Zhang, so he still has the qualifications to be a sponsor. "

Ji Yu: "???"

When was Zhang Wei convinced?

He doesn't seem to be dissatisfied at all?

After Mika heard Dali's words, she understood.

She looked at Zi Qiao with a look of admiration: "I didn't expect you to work so hard for the little cake when I was away! Husband, you are awesome!"

"That's it." Zi Qiao looked at Mika and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely get the ranking!"

With that said, he stood up from the sofa, looked at Yifei, and said, "Yifei, let's go to the training camp!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Did no one ask his opinion?

Zi Qiao looked at the time and said, "Yi Fei, let's hurry up, I have to find time to write a speech."

"Don't worry!" Meijia looked at Xiang Ziqiao and said, "You and Yifei have a good training. I will write the speech for you!"

Hearing the words vigorously, he was a little surprised: "Sister Meijia, do you still write speeches?"

"No." Mika answered very decisively.

Ji Yu: "..."

This is the first time I've heard someone say that they can't be so confident.

Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and Dali and said, "But, I believe that you will definitely help me, right?"

When Zhao Haitang heard Meijia's words, she stood up decisively, and said, "Sister Meijia, I am very experienced in writing speeches! From childhood to adulthood, I have given speeches in front of all teachers and students in the school I don't know how many times.

Don't worry, I'm here to help! "

Mika: "???"

Although I never thought of asking Zhao Haitang to help, but...

Meijia turned to look at Zhao Haitang, and said, "Since you are so enthusiastic, Ziqiao's speech, please!"

"I will handle it!"

Zhao Haitang patted herself, then turned and ran to the next door: "I'll write now."

Ziqiao saw that the speech had been finalized, and decisively dragged Zhang Wei and Yifei out for training.

Curry sauce stood up and said, "I also went out to work. I originally planned to take a leave of absence today to heal at home, but I looked at my wallet... Let's continue to work!"

As the creditor of the curry sauce, Ji-woo feels compelled to say a few words.

He looked at Curry Sauce and said, "I support you, although rich people may not fall out of love.

However, the girl who has no money is broken and can only buy a chicken foot and a bottle of beer and sit on the roadside and cry.

But if you have money and you have lost your love, you can go to Li cry, go to Twitch to cry, go to Lundun to cry. "

Curry paste: "???"

"puff."

Mika couldn't help laughing when she heard Ji Yu's words.

Although Dali restrained himself, he smiled happily.

"Although what my cousin said is very realistic, it is also very true."

He said vigorously, looked at the curry sauce, and said, "Come on."

Curry sauce nodded and said, "Thank you, I have been comforted!"

After speaking, Curry Sauce left 3601 and went straight to the coffee shop.

In the huge living room, only Ji Yu, Dali and Mika were left.

Mika sorted out the uncivilized vocabulary on the table and said, "The story of Zhao Haitang is really poisonous, I haven't forgotten it yet."

As she said that, she had a flash of inspiration, looked at Dali who was feeding Ji Yu the fruit, and said, "Dali, can you tell me a few stories about scientists?

Xiaobu has been nurtured by the stories of scientists since he was a child. When he grows up, he may become a scientist too! "

Hearing the words vigorously, he said, "Sister Meijia, there is no scientific basis for prenatal education. However, if you want to hear it, I can tell you about it."

"I want to hear it." Mika nodded again and again.

Listening to the new story, she should be able to forget Zhao Haitang's poisonous story.

Seeing this, Dali handed the fruit fork to Ji Yu and said, "Cousin, eat it yourself, I'm going to tell a story to Sister Meijia."

Ji Yu: "???"

In order to continue to eat the fruit that was vigorously fed, Ji Yu looked at Da Bai and said, "Da Bai, stop jumping, and tell Meijia a few stories about scientists."

Mika: "???"

"Da Bai can still tell stories?" Mika asked in surprise.

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "Siri can tell stories, how can Dabai not?"

Dali heard Ji Yu's words, took out his phone, and said, "Hey, Siri, tell me a few stories about scientists."

Siri responded and said in an emotional voice: "Okay, let's listen to 'Yu Miaomiao's Children's Book', from Yumiaomiao..."

"???"

Hearing Siri's words vigorously, he was stunned at the time.

"Siri can really tell stories!"

Mika looked at Dali's phone and said, "I know that Siri is famous for telling bad jokes, but I didn't expect her to tell stories?"

Ji Yu glanced at Dali's phone and said, "The stories matched by Siri are not very accurate, but Da Bai is very accurate."

When the words fell, he looked at Da Bai and said, "Hey, Da Bai, tell a story about a few scientists."

When Dabai heard the words, he immediately stopped dancing and said, "When it comes to scientists, the first thing that comes to my mind is Nicolaus Copernicus.

Copernicus was the first scientist to propose the heliocentric theory..."

Dali heard Da Bai gently tell the story of her favorite scientist in Ji Yu's voice, and couldn't help but fantasize.

How would it feel if her cousin told her the story of a scientist himself?

Thinking of Dali, I thought of Zhuge Daili, and Ji Yu told a story in order to coax Zhuge Daili to fall asleep.

The whole person is instantly bad.

She shook her head to stop herself from thinking about bedtime stories.

She's past the age of bedtime stories!

When Mika heard this story, she had a question: "A good scientist, why did you choose the name of a vampire?"