I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Seeing this, Ji Yu said, "Hi, Da Bai, play the most popular children's animation recently."

"Okay, "Teletubbies" is about to be played for you."

After Dabai finished speaking, his black eyes became transparent, and then a projection appeared on the snow-white wall.

Mika: "???"

vigorously:"???"

"Dabai actually has a projection function?" Vigorously opened his eyes wide, very surprised.

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "It's convenient for you to lie in bed and watch the video."

vigorously:"!"

Although she may not do it, the cousin's idea is really thoughtful.

Vigorously warmed my heart and felt very moved.

The remaining ninety points are all curious.

How did cousin manage to let a little big white have so many functions?

I really want to have a deep conversation with my cousin! .

Chapter 129

Vigorously bowing his head, he couldn't help thinking about how Ji Yu made Dabai.

At this time, Teletubbies was playing on the wall.

Ji Yu had nothing to do, and watched with Mika.

"It's morning in the damn children's paradise..."

The voice of the narrator entered the ears of the two.

Ji Yu: "???"

How do you feel something is wrong?

Would a toddler animation use words like 'damn'?

Mika was stunned when she heard the narration.

"I seem to have heard an uncivilized word just now."

Mika looked at Dali and said, "Dali, did you hear me?"

"what?"

Hearing Mika's voice vigorously, he raised his head suspiciously: "What?"

"It's nothing." Mika shook her head: "Maybe I heard it wrong."

Ji Yu: "..."

Be confident, you heard that right.

However, because I was a little curious about the next plot development, Ji Yu decided to watch it again.

In the picture, Teletubbies Tintin rolled down the slide, looking a little sore.

After he landed, he stood up, patting his butt, and said, "Axi..."

Just turned his attention to the strong force on the wall: "???"

Isn't Axi a curse word?

Why do Teletubbies curse?

In doubt and curiosity, the three continued to watch.

Tintin just got up and was going to eat the hamburger set he bought yesterday.

However, before taking two steps, he found a pool of brown liquid on the ground.

I bent over and smelled it, it was the Coke in the burger set.

Realizing that his hamburger set was stolen, Tintin said angrily, "Fuck you X."

After saying this, Ding Ding clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It seems that a stupid X stole my meal and ran away.

Although I don't know who it is, he will definitely be killed by me in the end~"

Mika: "???"

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

The lines of this Teletubbies are so hardcore!

As the deputy ambassador of civilized activities, Mika felt compelled to say a few words.

She looked at Ji Yu and Dali and said, "What Ding Ding said is very uncivilized, you must not learn it."

"Hmm." Ji Yuhe nodded vigorously.

Seeing this, Mika turned her gaze back to the wall and continued to read.

Ji Yu was stunned when he saw this scene!

"You're still watching?" Ji Yu said.

"Sister Meijia, aren't you afraid that Xiaoxiaobu won't learn well?" Dali said.

When Meijia heard the words, she looked at the two with a serious expression: "Xiao Xiaobu said that she wants to know who the murderer is!"

Ji Yu: "..."

reality.

The three continued to look down.

Everyone is very curious who stole Ding Ding's set meal.

After Tintin spit out the fragrance, he followed the traces of Coke and began to look for the prisoner.

As he walked, he said, "I'm going to find the thief now and pry open his head in the name of justice! Kill him! Hack to death! Bury the body! The deeper the better~~"

Mika: "..."

Wait until Tintin finds the murderer.

She must watch some normal animation to wash her ears!

Tintin walked and walked, and soon met the first suspect - Dixi.

They greeted each other with dirty words, and after confirming that Dixie was not a prisoner, the two walked forward together.

Soon, a second suspect was encountered.

"Wow, it's your ex." Tintin said to Dixie.

Dixi smiled and said to Lala, "Hello Lala, do you want to spend tonight with us?"

"Okay." Lala replied, "Of course, the more people there are at night, the more exciting it is~~"

Ji Yu: "????"

What kind of wolf word is this?

"Which episode of Teletubbies is this?" Dali frowned and said, "It's so weird."

"Shh." Mika put her hand to her mouth and said, "I think the real murderer will be caught soon."

The words fall.

I saw the three Teletubbies decisively turned around and walked towards the house.

Seems to be ready to do something fun.

Mika: "??? What about finding the real murderer?"

Vigorously sat back and said, "The next episode is not suitable for children, right?"

"Probably not..." Ji Yu said.

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "Have you set a child mode for Da Bai?"

"..." Ji Yu was silent for two seconds, then said: "Da Bai can't get this function, only the standard mode."

After all, it was given to Dali, how could there be any grading to consider!

While talking, the Teletubbies have returned to the house.

On the ground, new traces of Coke appeared.

Seeing this, Mika looked excited: "Look! The thief is at home!"

Ji Yuhe Dali heard the words and looked decisively at the wall.

Tintin followed the traces and found the last Teletubbies.

"She slept so soundly and had no idea of ​​the impending devastating disaster," Tintin said.

"If you commit a crime, you must be punished," Dixie said.

Lala nodded in agreement and said, "Because the clothes are red, you don't have to worry about leaving bloodstains~~"

Mika: "??????"

She thought the thief would only be taught a lesson.

I didn't expect... to be killed? !

When Mika was stunned, the picture cut to the sun baby hanging in the sky.

The voice of the narrator also sounded: "The children's paradise is also very harmonious today, who will disappear silently tomorrow? Haha~~~"

Ji Yu: "!!!"

You call this harmony?