I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu helps skip the opening and start watching the main film.

The animated background is not in an apartment, but in a gym.

Zhu Xiaobu and Zhu Yida are running on the treadmill, with Zhu Yifei supervising.

Suddenly, Zhu Yifei's cell phone rang, she opened it and said, "Well, this guy still dares to call, see if I don't kill him!"

"Hey, hey." Zhu Yida heard what Zhu Yifei said, and quickly said: "Yifei, you are the ambassador of civilization. This guy and scolding are uncivilized, so you have to pay attention to the words you use."

Ji Yu: "???There are also civilized activities in the animation?"

"It seems that Xiao Hei cares about us." Mika said, looking at Zhu Yida with admiration, and said, "Zhang Wei, this pig is very conscious, and he doesn't let up in the gym at all."

Zhang Wei, the pig...

Ji Yu tasted these words carefully, and always felt that something was strange.

in animation.

Zhu Xiaobu looked at Zhu Yifei and said, "Yifei, who offended you?"

Hearing the words, Zhu Yifei explained: "The foreman introduced by Zhu Xiaoxian originally said that he would help me paint the wall today, but the price was temporarily raised. Zhu Xiaoxian also spoke for him, which made me half-dead."

"The word death is uncivilized and cannot be said." Pig Xiaobu reminded.

"Haha." With a friendly smile on Zhu Yifei's face, he answered the phone.

Under the gaze of Zhu Xiaobu and Zhu Yida, Zhu Yifei said in a gentle tone, "Hello, hello. Yes, I am Zhu Yifei, you are right.

As for the salary increase, I have considered it, but this is not acceptable.

I usually speak so softly.

It's useless if you call again~~~"

Mika heard Yifei's words and said with admiration, "'As expected of the ambassador of civilization, it hasn't collapsed at all!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Why does he think that Yifei's words are more scary than swearing?

Just when Ji Yu wondered.

Pig Yifei shook his head and roared, "I'm not sick! It's a big deal, the old lady will paint the walls by herself!"

Mika: "??? What about the Civilization Ambassador?"

"I think this is the real Yifei." Ji Yu said.

Hearing Pig Yifei roaring, there was an inexplicable intimacy.

in animation.

Zhu Xiaobu heard Pig Yifei's roar and said, "Yifei, be gentle, you are uncivilized like this."

"Civilization? Is civilization useful?" Zhu Yifei rolled up his sleeves and said, "Some people just owe it!"

"Yifei, you're not going to hit someone, are you?"

Zhu Yida hurriedly got off the treadmill, stopped Zhu Yifei, and said, "Meijia is not here, I didn't ask the question (to get money), but hitting someone is not recommended."

"No." Zhu Yifei shook his head and said, "I'm going to paint the walls myself, dare to raise the price? My mother does it myself!"

After speaking, she left the gym angrily.

Seeing that the pig flew away, Zhu Xiaobu resolutely got off the treadmill and said, "Zhu Yida, as soon as it flew away, we can finally do whatever we want!"

"Do whatever you want?" Zhu Yida heard the words and said, "You mean, swearing crazy?"

"no!"

Zhu Xiaobu put his hand on Zhu Yida's shoulder and said, "I know a good place to have fun, brother will take you to the waves."

Ji Yu: "???"

Mika: "???"

The next picture is not suitable for children, right?

Ji Yu thought about it, and began to frantically do psychological construction.

At this point, everything is in the animation.

I saw Zhu Xiaobu and Zhu Yida sitting on the free massage chairs in the commercial street and began to enjoy massage skills.

"Cool!"

Ji Yu: "???"

He's mentally prepared, just show him this? .

Chapter 134

Seeing this scene, Mika slammed the hamster doll next to her, gritted her teeth, and said, "Okay, these two people didn't practice their three-legged well, but they ran to sit on the massage chair!"

"Calm down." Ji Yu looked at Mika and said, "This is just a cartoon, don't take it too seriously."

"Ah."

Mei Jia calmed down and said, "I believe Zi Qiao, he must be different from Zhu Xiaobu."

At this point, the animation screen cuts off again.

The camera stops at the Cherish Cafe on the same street.

Thanks to Ajay, Ji-woo remembered this coffee shop and knew that it was the place where curry paste worked part-time.

In the animation, Pig Curry is wearing overalls, holding a drink, and twisting his waist to deliver meals to the guests.

Seeing this, Mika said, "This pig is so showy!"

Ji Yu heard the words and reminded warmly: "Mei Jia, Sao is in the list of uncivilized vocabulary and cannot be said."

Mika: "...Okay."

At this moment, Pig Curry saw a handsome pig and quickly smiled and waved to the other side.

"Whoa-"

Suddenly, the oncoming guest collided with her, and the drink in the curry sauce's hand was all spilled on the guest.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Pig Curry was startled, then crazily bent over to apologize.

Ji Yu saw this scene and thought it was very real.

"Xiao Hei knows us quite well." Mika also said.

The pig curry was reprimanded by the manager and transferred to the cashier for spilling the drink.

However, at the checkout, she accidentally lost an extra zero.

"What's the matter? Can't I cancel it?"

The pig curry made one operation, saw more and more numbers in the cash register, and patted the cash register angrily.

"Whoa!"

In an instant, the change box was ejected from the machine, and many coins bounced onto Pig Curry's face.

Seeing this, Meijia said decisively: "I know, this wave of operations is called a miracle!"

"vigorously?"

When Ji Yu heard Dali's name, he somehow missed her.

He swiped his fingers, ready to see if there was a plot of Pig Dali in this episode.

Just slid back a little and came out vigorously.

Zhu Dali wears formal clothes and works for a company called Later Literature Network.

Ji Yu and Mika were stunned when they saw this scene.

"Xiao Hei actually knew that Dali was going to be a web editor!" Ji Yu said.

Mika raised her head and looked around and said, "Xiao Hei didn't install cameras and bugs in our house, right?"

"will not."

Ji Yu picked up Da Bai and said, "Da Bai has an anti-monitoring function. The sensors in his body can check if there are any strange monitoring devices nearby."

Mika: "??? Dabai still has such a function?"

Ji Yu looked at Meijia and said, "Many hotels now have candid camera equipment. I heard that the designer was inspired by the news on the Internet."

After Mika heard it, she understood.

"This designer is too good! The function design is really thoughtful!"

Meijia looked at the big white in Ji Yu's hand and said, "Ji Yu, tell me quickly, how much does it cost to customize a big white, I want to own it too!"

"Hundreds of thousands." Ji Yu said casually.

Mika: "...when I didn't say it."

Ji Yu put Dabai down, looked at Zhu Dali who was sending a call for papers in the animation, and said, "Xiao Hei may have seen the call for papers sent by Dali, so she knew that she would go to work on a novel website."

When Mika heard the words, she took out her phone and checked it.

"Really! Dali started soliciting papers many days ago, right on the community forum!"

"really."

Ji Yu nodded and continued watching the animation.

After Zhu vigorously sent out the call for papers, he began to review and urge more.

She clicks on a pending chapter and a box pops up reminding her that there are 22 dangerous words in this chapter.

"I can't stand it, that, up and down, something, a sound, a light, a face, a feeling, the back..."

"???!!!"

When Ji Yu saw these words, his whole body felt bad.