I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Dali is still a baby, how can she see this!"

Ji Yu said, blocking the dangerous words with his palm.

Mika: "???"

Does Ji Yu think that if you block the screen, the pig can't see it?

Mika thought about it, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Ji Yu, it's not what you said, don't be too serious, this is an animation, not real."

"Yeah." Ji Yu heard the words and moved his hand away decisively.

This practice of blinding one's eyes is indeed a bit naive.

After Ji Yu moved his hand away, he found that Zhu Dali had calmly removed the prompt box.

Then, review the manuscript with a calm look.

This expression looks like an old driver who has read countless cars.

Seeing this, Mika said, "Although Dali understands everything, it's impossible for a little girl to react so calmly when she sees that kind of content!

It seems that Xiao Hei does not understand Dali. "

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "It may be because Dali is a new tenant and is not familiar with Xiao Hei."

"That's right." Mika nodded and said, "Look at the title, you don't even have a line."

Ji Yu: "..."

Yeaahahah.

In the animation, there are not many plots of Zhu Dali.

Soon, the camera cuts to the apartment.

Mika glanced at the background and said decisively, "This is 3602!"

Ji Yu glanced at the pig who was sitting at the desk and was writing on the computer, and said, "So, this is Zhao Haitang?"

"No." Mika corrected: "This is Begonia Pig."

The voice just fell.

Pig Haitang pressed the Enter key, smiled proudly, and said: "It's done! I have included all the uncivilized words in the codeword software's forbidden words, as long as the uncivilized words are entered, the software will issue a warning.

Now you don't have to worry about uncivilized words in your speech. "

After speaking, Pig Begonia began to type on the keyboard and write the speech.

"Duang!"

"Duang!"

"Duang!"

Suddenly, there was a constant warning sound coming from the iPad.

A red exclamation mark popped up wildly on the screen.

Seeing this scene, Mika panicked: "My iPad won't be poisoned!"

Ji Yu took a closer look and said, "No, it was Pig Haitang who was writing the speech and accidentally entered a lot of uncivilized words."

Mika sighed in relief.

"It's okay, it's okay, I thought the pad was broken."

in animation.

Pig Begonia sees so many exclamation marks, the whole pig is bad!

"Pig Diaochan's vocabulary list is too wide! How can I write it!"

Pig Begonia scratched her head, looking very depressed.

At this time, Zhu Yifei walked into 3602 and said, "Zhu Haitang, help me go upstairs to paint the walls, I can't do it alone."

"Painting the wall?" Pig Haitang looked at Pig Yifei, a little puzzled.

Zhu Yifei looked at him and explained, "The subcontractor wanted to raise his salary temporarily, but I ran away, and my mother decided to do it by herself.

But my upstairs house is too wet, and one person will sag when brushing, so I need more people to help me. "

"Hey hey."

Pig Haitang heard Zhu Yifei's words, and quickly said: "Mr. Zhu, scolded, old lady, hang, these are all uncivilized words, you are the ambassador of civilization, how can you say these words?"

"Ambassador of civilization?" Zhu Yifei smiled and said: "In front of Zhu Diaochan, I am, in front of you, I am still the kind Zhu Yifei."

Mika: "???"

When Pig Haitang heard Zhu Yifei's words, her eyes lit up and she said, "That means, if you go upstairs to paint the walls, you can swear as much as you like?"

"Hey, that's not swearing." Zhu Yifei waved his hand and said, "We are free speech."

"it is good!"

Begonia Pig, who had just been tossed into depression by the uncivilized words, stood up decisively and said, "Mr. Pig, I'll help you paint the walls!"

Pig Yifei poured a glass of water, looked at the camera, and said, "This cup is for freedom."

When you're done, drink it up.

The first episode of Pig Apartment, the end.

"Freedom of speech? What a free speech."

Mika gritted her teeth and said, "Yifei actually betrayed me!"

Ji Yu saw that Mei Jia was so involved in the play, and said, "Mei Jia, calm down, it's all fake, it's just an animation."

The words fall.

The real Yifei walked in from the outside, stretched a lot, and said, "Mei Jia, Ji Yu, have you been at home?"

"Yeah." Ji Yu nodded and said to Mei Jia, "Look, Yi Fei didn't go upstairs to paint the walls at all."

"Paint the wall?"

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Yifei widened her eyes and said, "How do you know about painting the walls? Let me tell you, that subcontractor is too much! He even wanted to raise his salary temporarily, and made me so angry that I did it myself."

Ji Yu: "??????".

Chapter 135

Ji Yu was stunned when he heard Yifei's words!

The foreman, the temporary salary increase, was so angry that he went to paint the walls...

Isn't this the plot in "Pig Apartment"!

At this moment, a bold thought flashed in Ji Yu's mind.

Could it be that everything in the Pig Apartment is true?

Thinking of this, Ji Yu decisively asked Yifei: "Did you answer the phone at the gym, and you even beat the foreman?"

"???"

Yifei's eyes widened and she said, "How do you know?!"

"You went to paint the wall alone, and there was a phenomenon of sagging, and then you asked Zhao Haitang to help?" Ji Yu asked again~.

"!!!"

Yifei was stunned and said, "You prophet!"

Mika was also stunned when she heard the conversation between Ji Yu and Yi Fei.

She looked at Yifei and said, "Did you pour a glass of water when you looked for Zhao Haitang, saying this cup, to respect freedom?"

"hiss!"

Hearing this, Yifei took a sharp breath and said, "You two, wouldn't you put a bug on me?"

Mika: "!!!"

Yifei really said it!

She looked at Ji Yu and said, "Yifei really betrayed me!"

Ji Yu: "???"

The point now is this?

He looked at Yi Fei and said, "Yi Fei, we didn't install bugs, it was Xiao Hei who predicted your behavior."

Although this episode of Pig Apartment was updated today, it will take time to animate it.

Today's script must have come out long ago.

Therefore, it is impossible for Xiao Hei to monitor and monitor, but only to predict.

When Yifei heard Ji Yu's words, she walked quickly to Ji Yu's side, her face full of doubts: "What the hell is going on?"

When Ji Yu heard the words, he opened the Zhuzhu apartment that he had just finished watching, and showed it to Yifei.

ten minutes later.

Yi Fei looked at the free-spirited pig Yifei in the animation, her eyes widened, and she said, "Damn it! It's exactly the same as what I said!"

When Meijia heard Yifei's words, she quickly said, "Sister Yifei, slang is an uncivilized word, it was already in the first edition, you can't say it.

You are the ambassador of civilization! "

Yifei: "..."

Thinking that all the civilized activities were initiated by herself, Yi Fei moved her mouth, but in the end did not refute Mika, but said: "Restrain, I will."

"You can't just restrain yourself in front of me."

Mika held Yifei's arm with a very solemn expression: "When I'm not here, you have to restrain yourself."

"Yeah." Yi Fei nodded.