I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "...I was originally an ordinary reader."

After speaking, Ji Yu opened an email, ready to start reading.

At this time, a female editor walked up to Ji Yu with her mobile phone and said, "Handsome guy, I'm inviting everyone in the department to have afternoon tea today. What would you like to drink? I'll give you some."

"so good?"

Ji Yu heard the girl's words, looked down at the phone, and said, "Then I want a glass of freshly squeezed pear juice."

"Okay." The girl decisively added pear juice to the shopping cart and said, "So you like to drink pear juice, and I like it too."

Ji Yu looked at the girl and said, "I like it because my girlfriend's name sounds like a pear. What about you?"

"!!!"

The girl was stunned when she heard Ji Yu's words.

"You, you... do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes." Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "My girlfriend is her."

When the girl heard the words, her little heart shattered and shattered.

But she quickly cheered up and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know, I'll order you two glasses of pear juice. I wish you a long, long life and a hundred years of harmony!"

After that, the girl ran away with her phone in her hand.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Haitang was stunned.

"Don't you mean to invite the whole department to have afternoon tea? What about mine?"

Hearing this, Curry Sauce looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Stupid! They came over to talk to Ji Yu on purpose."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

He vigorously helped Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang get the computer right, and sat back in his seat, his little heart beating a little faster.

My cousin speaks so straight.

Don't give other girls a chance to fantasize.

Honestly, very happy...

Seeing that Da (getting money is good) Li glanced at him from time to time, Ji Yu felt helpless and said, "Da Li, work hard, and look at it when you get home."

vigorously:"!!!"

My cousin found out.

Ji Yu saw that vigorously turned his head back and started to work seriously. He also opened the document in the email and read it.

This contribution is this Xiuxian novel.

Legend has it that when you cultivate immortals to the level of soaring, you can rise up from the clouds and go straight to the fairyland.

After the sect patriarch flew up, there was no news.

Many years later, the master of the sect achieved a positive result and rose to the sky.

All the disciples knelt down one after another, wishing the senior brother a successful and successful cultivation.

At this moment, Senior Brother Qianli said: "Listen, everyone, stop cultivating! After flying to a certain height, there is no oxygen in the air, and we will be suffocated to death!

I have already seen the corpse of the patriarch, stop cultivating!This is the message I sent back with my last bit of skill, stop repairing..."

Ji Yu, who is in charge of reviewing the manuscript: "???".

Chapter 139

Ji Yu was stunned when he saw the beginning.

Talking about science in Xiuxian novels is so irritating!

Curious, he continued to look down.

When the disciples heard the elder brother's words, they were also stunned.

Disciple A suddenly asked, "If ascension will lead to hypoxia and death, how did Chang'e fly to the moon?"

Disciple B heard the words and explained: "Actually, Chang'e was also deprived of oxygen at the time, but because she took the elixir of death, she was fine."

Ji Yu: "???"

Well-founded and convincing!

After that, the disciples discussed a wave and decided to start researching immortality medicine.

Wait for the immortality medicine to be researched, and then continue to cultivate immortals.

The protagonist is the most talented disciple in the sect. In order to study the medicine of immortality, he left the sect and went to the city.

In the city, he met a beautiful school girl, a beautiful neighbor, a beautiful president, a beautiful teacher...

Ji Yu: "???"

What about the Xiuxian novel? !

Ji Yu silently moved the mouse to the upper right corner and relentlessly clicked the X.

The urban rotten street routines dressed in the skin of immortals simply deceive readers' feelings and do not read them.

Ji Yu clicked the mouse to open the next submission.

This time it's a fantasy text.

The male protagonist's name is Yun Batian, and he has a childhood sweetheart female protagonist.

The two grew up together, ate together, and slept together.

One morning, the heroine woke up, looked at the hero affectionately, and said softly, "Ba, are you awake?"

Ji Yu: "..."

This nickname is perfect.

Both Yun Batian's parents died, and the enemy was a very powerful city lord. He worked hard to cultivate and finally had the strength of an enemy.

One day, Yun Batian attacked the city and killed the defending practitioners.

The hostess stayed by his side, carefully counted the skeletons on the ground, and said in surprise, "There are actually hundreds of thousands!"

Ji Yu: "???"

There are hundreds of thousands of skeletons to the naked eye, worthy of being a fantasy heroine, so terrifying!

Keep looking down.

Yun Batian killed a lot of people and felt that his power had been broken through.

He sat down cross-legged and started to advance.

During the promotion process, Yun Batian's shirt blew up because his internal strength was too strong.

When the heroine saw this scene, her eyes showed obsession, and she couldn't help being attracted by Yun Batian's 42-pack abs.

Ji Yu: "???"

42 pack abs?

Is the current fantasy male protagonist so scary?

Soon, Yun Batian was promoted successfully.

He opened his eyes and said, "The last time I was promoted, I only completed the transformation of one power, but now, I have completed three transformations of power.

My current power is not as simple as 1+1+1, but the cube of 1! "

Ji Yu: "..."

obviously.

Although the fantasy male protagonist has 42 abdominal muscles, he has never been to elementary school.

Keep looking down.

Yun Batian successfully avenged his father with his 1 cubic strength. He thought that his life would be happy from now on, but unexpectedly, the heroine cheated.

Seeing the hostess and another person kissing me, Yun Batian's face became very strange.

His eyes were gentle and indifferent.

Half of his thin lips were happy, the other half twisted with jealousy.

Yun Batian couldn't bear the feeling of being betrayed, so he broke up with the heroine that day.

The heroine's eyes were hazy with tears: "Are you serious?"

Yun Batian didn't answer, quietly watching the heroine's eyeballs fall out of their sockets one by one.

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Don't rant about the plot.

Eyeballs falling out one by one is too scary!

After that, Yun Batian fell into the devil's way because he was betrayed by the heroine.

He became disrespectful to his six relatives because he practiced magic and accidentally blinded his eyes.

The heroine is very sad to learn that Yun Batian has changed from a messenger of justice to a big devil who everyone gets and kills.

The heroine felt that all this was her own fault. She broke into the demon world, found Yun Batian, and wanted to persuade Yun Batian to turn back.

The enchanted Yun Batian hacked the heroine to death with a knife, and he, who was blind, watched his favorite woman fall down in front of him.

Ji Yu: "..."

Too many pitfalls, too lazy to vomit.

Ji Yu X removed this submission and was ready to read a new article on washing his eyes.

The next one is a female article.

Ji Yu hesitated for a while, but finally clicked to open it.