I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Although there are many female singers, there are also many excellent works.

Like Allure, Long Overdue, The Best of You, etc., they are all good romance novels.

Thinking of these sweet campus romance dramas, Ji Yu is still looking forward to this submission.

At the beginning of the story, the male protagonist Yin Shaojie was transferred to a small broken junior high school.

Yin Shaojie is a vampire, but he hasn't sucked blood for a long time.

Because he smelled other people's blood is stinky, only the blood of the heroine is fragrant.

Following the scent, he found the heroine in Xiaopo Junior High School.

"whats-your-name?" Yin Shaojie spoke in English because he was a nobleman.

The hostess looked at him and replied, "my-name-is-NIMA."

"puff."

Ji Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw the heroine's lines.

And Yin Shaojie was stunned at the time!

He didn't expect that in this little broken junior high school, someone could actually speak English!

He couldn't believe it, and couldn't help but test the heroine with a difficult sentence: "how-old-are-you?"

"Im-12-years-old." The heroine said calmly.

Yin Shaojie was immediately attracted by the heroine. This damn woman is so smart.

Since then, Yin Shaojie has been secretly observing the heroine.

One day, she found that the heroine had a fever, so she quickly took out her mobile phone and dialed 112 to call an ambulance.

In the ambulance, Yin Shaojie looked at the sleeping face of the heroine, and there seemed to be a sea of ​​stars and stars in the big watery eyes.

Ji Yu: "???"

Does the heroine of a romance novel sleep with her eyes open?

When we arrived at the hospital, the doctor took the hostess' body temperature.

Ji Yu: "..."

Did the author forget to place a decimal point?

After taking the temperature, the doctor prescribed medicine, and Yin Shaojie sat beside the hospital bed to guard silently.

He looked at the heroine as if he was looking at a big chicken thigh that was roasted fragrantly.

The smell of the heroine's blood is really fragrant.

Yin Shaojie couldn't control it for a while and bit the heroine.

His mouth was instantly scalded by the hot blood of the heroine.

Ji Yu almost laughed when he saw this sentence.

Yin Shaojie lowered his head and cursed fiercely, "Shift!"

The hostess heard his voice and woke up.

She frowned and muttered, "The smell of disinfectant is so unpleasant."

When Yin Shaojie heard this, he decisively called his housekeeper in and said, "Change the air!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Meow's wisdom... Yong Shuangquan is talking about you!

"cousin."

When Ji Yu was reading the manuscript, he vigorously handed him a glass of pear juice and said, "How do you feel about reviewing the manuscript?"

"good."

Ji Yu took the pear juice, inserted a straw and took a sip.

At this time, a jitter window suddenly popped up on the computer.

Taking a closer look, it was an author who asked why he didn't arrange a recommendation, which caused him to keep throwing himself on the street.

There are a lot of swear words mixed in with the words, and the quality is low.

Seeing this, Ji Yu couldn't help but type on the keyboard to reply: "Don't keep complaining that you don't have the recommended grades. In fact, if you have a recommendation, you're still going to hit the street."

Click, enter to send.

author:"???".

Chapter 140

The author was stunned when he saw Ji Yu's words!

This editor even blatantly said that he threw himself on the street!

What nonsense are you talking about...Bah!

Tangtang editor, how can you say that the author is rushing to the street.

Even if the author really jumps on the street, he should be comforted and encouraged.

How can there be such a direct heart-breaking!

The author looked more and more depressed, and couldn't help typing: "I don't want to code, anyway, I'm a flutter."

Ji Yu: "???"

No code, no code, tell him why.

Is it for comfort?

Thinking of this, Ji Yu couldn't help typing and replying: "If you don't want to code today, you can save it until tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow will be lucky and 404, and you won't need to code again."

author:"???"

Is this consolation?

The author feels that something is wrong.

After thinking about it, he typed: "Forget it, I'll still code it."

Ji Yu was inexplicably relieved when he saw this sentence.

Unexpectedly, a word he casually said could have a positive effect.

Although the author's tone was very bad at first, Ji Yu decided to repay his grievance with virtue and encouraged him again.

"You must persevere in writing books, and don't be afraid of failure. Even if you hit 99 books, you must write one more book and make up a whole number!"

author:"???"

You just hit 99 copies.

The author clicked X in the dialog box angrily, and regretted sending the window shaking.

This editor is poisonous!

Seeing Ji Yu's vigorous typing on the keyboard, Dali asked curiously, "Cousin, are you chatting?"

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "A writer just said that he doesn't want to code anymore, so I encouraged him a few words."

Hearing the words vigorously, his eyes lit up.

"Encouraging the author to code well is also the editor's job, but I didn't let you do it because I was afraid that you would find it troublesome. I didn't expect that you would take the initiative to help me."

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously, showing gratitude: "Thank you, cousin."

Ji Yu: "..."

Dali seems to have misunderstood something.

Still, it feels good.

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "If there are authors looking for me, I will chat with them."

"Hmm." Nodding vigorously, he said, "If there is anything you don't understand, feel free to ask me."

"no problem."

Ji Yu saw that Dali took out his phone and played a game, and said in surprise, "Dali, are you playing games during work hours?"

"No." Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "I have an author here called the Brick Emperor. He likes to play games very much. Once he plays games, he will be delayed. I am going to offer him a reward in the game, so that he can't play games. "

Ji Yu: "!"

This year, have editors urged more updates into the game?

As expected of you, Zhuge Dali.

Seeing that Dali seemed to be very busy, Ji Yu turned his eyes back to the computer, ready to continue reviewing the manuscript.

At this time.

Suddenly a chat window pops up.

It is estimated that he has been ignoring people just now, and another author couldn't wait, and sent him a window shake.

Ji Yu took a closer look.

Author A: "Da, my book has already written [-] words, and I haven't stopped short, and the application for signing has not passed. Can I cut it?"

"Yes."

Ji Yu typed these two words on the keyboard, then deleted them, and said, "I take the liberty to ask, are you writing for your dreams or to make money?"

"Of course it's making money!" Author A said.

"Cut! Cut it decisively!" Ji Yu replied.

[-] words must not stand short, and the application for signing the contract will not be approved.

The book continues to be written sooner or later to starve to death.