I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Author A hesitated for a while, and said: "Da, I want to ask a question, there is a book with the same number of words as me, and the author is also a newcomer, but his grades are dozens of times as good as mine, tell me honestly, did he brush? ?"

"..."

Ji Yu was silent for a second, then typed: "No, they just hang you."

Author A: "???"

Is it so real?

"Da, I really put my heart into writing this book. I heard that the newcomer is just a few blind writers. Why does he have better grades than me? I'm not convinced!" Author A said.

When Ji Yu saw this, he typed: "Don't look at other people's first book and get such good grades, you don't know who is behind the writing of this book.

No effort was made at all. "

Author A: "???"

Seeing what Ji Yu said in front of him, he almost thought about himself.

Yes, although they are new at first glance, maybe some old fritters have opened a trumpet?

As a result, Ji Yu immediately said that they had not tried hard at all.

This wave of chicken soup is simply poisonous!

Could it be that he is really too picky?

Author A calmed down his bad mood and said, "Great, although I'm already starving to death now, I still want to persevere."

Ji Yu: "..."

Even though he was starving to death and still insisted on throwing himself on the street, the author of the web article really had perseverance!

However, Ji Yu really couldn't bear to starve to death for such a persevering person.

He thought for a while, then typed: "You have only written tens of thousands of words now, and it is normal for no one to read it. When the number of words is more, you will find that you can't write any more.

The number of words is too many, and the readers will not wait for it, but only the trolls.

You will update the chapter later to see if the collection will be less.

If this is the case and you still have to persevere, then you should persevere, otherwise how do you know that you are really not popular? "

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Author A: "??????"

Why is the editor's words so poisonous?

His little heart will be poisoned into scum!

Ten seconds later.

Ji Yu saw that the other party did not reply for a long time, and clicked the mouse to close the dialog box.

I hope the other party can listen to what he said.

Ji Yu opened his mailbox and continued to review the manuscript.

When Ji Yu was reviewing the manuscript.

A well-known online forum, dragon's paradise.

[The editor of the poisonous tongue of the Chinese website later. 】

A post with high popularity.

The landlord is the author who Ji Yu said about hitting the street. Because he was hit by Ji Yu, his little heart was very unbalanced.

I specially posted the chat record on the forum to see if there are any brothers and sisters who complained about this editor with him.

Author A happened to be browsing the forum, and when he saw this post, he decisively posted the chat record between himself and Ji Yu.

........ ......

Author A: "This editor's mouth is really poisonous. But I have to say that he is actually a good person. When I asked him if he should cut it, he asked me whether it was for my dreams or for making money.

I felt that if I said it was for a dream, he would definitely not let me cut the book. "

After reading the two chat records, other authors responded frantically.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, this editor is too cruel."

"Don't be afraid of failure. Even if you hit 99 copies, you have to write another one to make up a whole number. This sentence is absolutely ridiculous."

"Another chapter, how about it? Is there a few fewer favorites? Hahahahaha true."

"Do you brothers have this editor? I feel sorry for you with my real name."

"Other editors are all cute emojis, this is amazing, the reply is like a machine gun!"

"I'm really dying of laughter that people just hang on to you. I beg the editor's contact information, I want to submit a manuscript to him!"

"I've worked in a percussion band before, and I'm not afraid of being beaten. I'm going to write a book with him too!"

"If I talk like an editor, will I go to the street?"

Moving Brick Emperor: "I'm going, isn't this my editor? She just posted a bounty in an online game to hunt me down. I didn't expect her words to be so ruthless. I have to hurry up and code words. It's terrible."

Murong candy: "!! God, this is my editor, she's always been cute when she talks to me, but I didn't expect her to be so vicious? I even told her that she had to eat candy to code...

嘤嘤嘤, I also hurried to code, I'm afraid. "

Nicholas Zhang San: "Is this editor so ruthless? I'm also going to lie to her that she can't code because her hand is broken... Forget it, let's just be obedient."

The writers, who were strongly in charge, all panicked when they saw what Ji Yu said.Death.

Chapter 141

Dali and Jiyu still don't know what's going on online.

One of the two reviewed the manuscript, and the other continued to urge more.

Vigorously open the author's dialog box, and found that many people left messages for her in the morning.

"Damn, I'm short of money recently. I was caught wearing women's clothes. I may not be able to code today. Please take a leave of absence."

"Great, my daughter-in-law has cheated and her mentality has collapsed. I will write it after the divorce procedures are completed."

"Great, I'm going to prepare for the college entrance examination. I can't continue to code until the test is over."

"Big, my aunt is here, her stomach hurts from fried chicken, and she needs a day off.

Oh no, seven days. "

"Great, I'll go downstairs to buy a bun first, and I'll update it when I get back."

Checking the time vigorously, this post was posted at [-]:[-] in the morning.

It's already afternoon, and people haven't come back yet.

vigorously:"……"

Maybe it was taken by aliens.

Shaking his head vigorously, he prepared to rush over one by one.

Although everyone's reason for asking for leave is very miserable, but!

She is no longer the ignorant self she was on her first day at work.

According to other colleagues, the reasons for the leave of absence of the author of the online article are probably made up!

Just when typing vigorously.

Authors taking leave are suddenly bubbling.

"Great, my uncle inspector said that women's clothing is not against the law. As soon as I get home, I will write it right away! I will submit the manuscript later!"

"Big, I forgot, I don't seem to have a wife at all, I'm typing it up, I'll submit it later!"

"Da, I suddenly remembered that I have graduated for several years, and the manuscript will be given to you later!"

"Damn, I just took painkillers, and I feel like I can add [-] words to my liver! I'll submit the manuscript later!"

"Da, I bought the buns and came back. The manuscript has been sent to your mailbox, please check it!"

vigorously:"???"

"What's the situation? Why do you suddenly say you want to submit the manuscript?"

Looking at the words of the authors vigorously, he was stunned.

Ji Yu heard Dali's words, turned to look at her, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"The author under my command suddenly has a very positive attitude in submitting manuscripts!" Dali said in surprise.

"Isn't this a good thing?" Ji Yu said.

"It's a good thing. But...why is this happening?" Dali looked puzzled, puzzled.

Seeing this, Ji Yu slid the swivel chair to Dali's side and looked at the situation on the computer.

I saw that the authors said that they would ask for leave in the morning, but just now they suddenly said that they would submit the manuscript without asking for leave.

Ji Yu was stunned at the time!

Why do these authors suddenly jump out and punch themselves in the face?

Could it be... are all shaking m?

No, no, shake m doesn't seem to be used like this.

Ji Yu shook his head and threw the strange words out of his head.

He thought about it seriously, and said, "Did you offer a bounty to move the brick emperor in the game, and everyone else knew about it and thought you were cruel, so you have a positive attitude?"

"I don't know." Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "If that's the case, then urging the draft is too easy!"

"Crack, crack, crack."

While speaking, the two suddenly heard a clapping of hands.

Ji Yu and Dali followed the voice and saw that the editor-in-chief and other editors had left their workstations at some point.