I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he asked curiously, "Cousin, what animal are our headbands made of?"

"Positive electric mice and negative electric mice." Ji Yu said.

vigorously:"???"

Aren't these two Pokémon? .

Chapter 149

night.

Ji Yu and Dali walked into the bar wearing one blue and one red headband.

Phoebe arrived before them and was already sitting at the bar drinking.

Seeing Dali and Ji Yu walking by her side, Yifei smiled and said, "Not bad, since ancient times, Red and Blue have appeared in CP, and at a glance, you can see that you two are a couple."

As soon as he finished speaking, a man wearing a Mickey Mouse headband walked up to Ji Yu and said, "Handsome guy, can you add a WeChat?"

Yifei: "???"

Ji Yu and Dali are both wearing such obvious headbands, and there are still people to strike up a conversation? !

When Yifei was surprised, the girl glanced at Dali and said to Ji Yu with a smile: "Handsome guy, is this young lady your sister? Your family's genes are really good."

Yifei: "!!!"

Not only came to strike up a conversation, but also said that Dali is his sister.

Vigorously, slap her, slap her hard!

Yifei blinked, winking frantically at Dali.

Although Dali is indeed Ji Yu's cousin, she still understands what the girl said.

Seeing that the girl had bad intentions towards Ji Yu, she hugged Ji Yu's arm vigorously and decisively, declaring her sovereignty.

"???"

Seeing that she was hugging Ji Yu's arm vigorously, she silently looked at the girl without saying a word, and Yi Fei was stunned at the time.

Don't you think that you can drive people away like this?

The girl wanted to laugh a little when she saw the vigorous action.

The rank of this sister is a bit low.

The girl looked at Ji Yu and said, "Handsome guy, your sister is so clingy to you."

Ji Yu: "..."

Also sister.

Do you really understand or pretend you don't?

　 　Ji Yu looked at the girl and said, "What did you say last sentence?"

The girl was stunned when she heard Ji Yu's words.

After two seconds, she tentatively said, "Your family's genes are really good?"

"Correct."

Ji Yu glanced at Dali and said, "Our family's genes are all good, and the children born in the future should be better."

vigorously:"!!!"

Yifei: "!!!"

Sure enough, someone else's boyfriend would never let her down!

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Dali's heart skipped a beat.

When the girl heard Ji Yu's words, her whole body felt bad.

Unexpectedly, the younger sister is low, but the elder brother is so high!

"excuse me."

After the girl finished speaking, she slid away.

This handsome guy can't move.

Yifei handed Ji Yu a glass of beer and said, "Everything I want to say to you is in the wine."

Ji Yu: "??? What do you mean?"

Yifei glanced at the bartender and said, "The bartender is wearing a horn headband, horns and beer, understand?"

Ji Yu: "!"

Beer?

incredible.

Ji Yu drank the wine in one gulp and said to the bartender, "A glass of milk."

"You still drink milk?" Yi Fei was a little surprised.

"Give some strength." Ji Yu said.

Drinking too much alcohol can easily turn into Zhuge's sluggishness, and Ji Yu has to keep an eye on it.

Dali was still immersed in Ji Yu's words just now, and he didn't come back to his senses.

The way my cousin just spoke is so handsome.

While in a trance, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang came together.

Yifei saw Zhao Haitang and said, "Have you finished writing your novel?"

Zhao Haitang has been writing novels in seclusion these days, and she didn't even come out to join in the fun while watching a horror movie today.

Zhao Haitang heard Yifei's words and said, "It's not finished yet. Online novels are very long, how can it be so easy to finish. I heard Curry Sauce say there's a party here. I'll come out and relax, and my writing will be better."

After he finished speaking, he put on the glasses of average appearance given by the curry sauce, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Ji Yu, you look good."

Ji Yu: "...just be happy."

Yifei glanced at Zhao Haitang with disgust, and said, "I think you came here specifically to say this?"

"Cough." Zhao Haitang coughed, took off his glasses, and said, "Of course not, how can I be so boring."

"You don't, who does?"

Curry Sauce glanced at Zhao Haitang, then took out a stack of test papers from her handbag, and said, "These are the boyfriend test questions I found on the Internet, with a perfect score of 100 out of 60. There are standard answers."

Vigorously heard the test questions, and immediately returned to God.

She took a test paper from Curry Sauce and began to read it.

Ji Yu was also a little curious, and leaned over to Dali to watch it together.

"My wife gave birth to a difficult child. The doctor asked you whether to keep the baby or the baby. At this time, your mother jumped into the river and forced you to keep the baby. What should you do?" Dali read.

Ji Yu: "???"

What kind of devilish subject is this?

After reading the first question, Yifei was also stunned: "It's a proposition!"

Zhao Haitang looked at it and said, "If it were me, I would definitely protect my grandchildren!"

"wrong."

Curry sauce looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "The answer is wrong."

　　Zhao Haitang: "??? Shouldn't it be a child?"

"I know……"

"and many more."

Vigorously opened his mouth and was about to answer, but was suddenly interrupted by curry sauce.

She looked at Dali and said, "Dali, why don't you ask Ji Yu and see how he will answer?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Are you the devil?

After thinking about it vigorously, he said, "Also, I didn't have this question in my boyfriend's strength test, you can ask it."

After speaking, he looked at Ji Yu vigorously and asked the question of sending.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Haitang held back a smile and said, "Ji Yu, it's wrong to protect the big one, I suggest you protect the small one."

"Ha ha."

Ji Yu glanced at Zhao Haitang, looked at Dali and Curry Sauce, and said, "I won't protect anyone. In modern society, this kind of problem will never arise.

Saving people is the profession of a doctor. According to the current law, only the mother is a person in the true sense. Under any circumstances, the safety of the mother will be given priority without exception.

Moreover, the decision of whether to protect the big or small is up to the pregnant woman, and the family has no right to speak.Even if pregnant women say that they are young, doctors will not listen.

Finally, medical care is very developed now, and in the event of any dangerous situation, caesarean section will be used.

This question was okay to ask in ancient times, but it does not exist in modern times. "

"Crack, crack, crack!"

As soon as Ji Yu finished speaking, Dali, Yifei and Curry Sauce suddenly applauded.

"That's right, the standard answer is this!" Curry sauce said.

Yifei handed Ji Yu a glass of wine again and said, "Everything I want to say is in the wine!"

Zhao Haitang: "??? Isn't this question a test of morality?"

"Do not."

She looked at Zhao Haitang vigorously and said, "This question does not test morality, but IQ."

Yifei patted Zhao Haitang on the shoulder and said, "Your IQ is not good."