I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"No, no, no, no."

Mika hurriedly shook her head and refused very quickly.

Join Guan Gu and Yoyo's couple date?

In Zhan Bo's words, kill her with one sword!

Yoyo sat back in the chair, looked at Mika, and said, "Mika, you don't have to resist so much. The previous couple's date was, we've upgraded to 2.0 now."

Zi Qiao heard the words, leaned close to Mei Jia's ear, and whispered, "It's all so embarrassing, wouldn't 2.0 be even more embarrassing?"

"Ji Yu and Dali won't be embarrassed to die in the amusement park today, will they?" Mika worried.

Zi Qiao quickly looked at Ji Yu and said, "Ji Yu, if you encounter any danger in the amusement park, call me in time!"

Ji Yu: "..."

He started to panic.

Dali didn't understand the implication of Ziqiao's words, and asked in confusion, "What danger can an amusement park be?"

Taking into account the feelings of Guan Gu and Youyou, Zi Qiao did not tell the truth, but said seriously: "Today's festival will definitely be full of tourists. You should pay attention to petty theft and prevent stampede."

"That's right." Mika agreed.

Curry sauce looked serious and said, "Besides the thief, I think there is one more thing to pay attention to~々."

"What?" Dali asked curiously.

"Roller coaster!" said Curry Sauce.

When Guan Gu heard Curry Sauce's words, he resolutely hugged Yoyo and said, "Don't worry, I won't let Yoyo sit on an exciting ride like a roller coaster."

Mika nodded and agreed: "Yuyou's constitution is not easy to get pregnant. Although you have conditioned your body with your family's medicated diet, you still need to pay more attention to everything."

"Understood!" Guan Gu said.

"I have a question." Zhao Haitang raised her hand suddenly and said, "Do you think infertility is inherited?"

Ji Yu: "????"

When the others heard Zhao Haitang's words, they were stunned for a second, then laughed out loud.

"Zhao Haitang, are you stupid? You are no longer infertile, where will the offspring come from?"

"Hahahahahaha."

Zhao Haitang: "..."

Oh yes!

Why did he ask such a stupid question!

"A mistake." Zhao Haitang waved her hand and said, "Skip this topic."

Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, do you have no one to accompany you, so your IQ is dull?"

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang glanced at Zhang Wei and said, "Speak as if you were accompanied by someone."

"I……"

Zhang Wei choked and said, "I don't have it now, but that doesn't mean I don't have it tonight! Sister Hong said, there are a lot of girls who have submitted information recently, and she will definitely be able to help me find a suitable match before 12 o'clock tonight!"

Knowing that Zhang Wei was looking for a blind date, Zhao Haitang said, "A few days ago, Sister Hong said that she would be found within 10 minutes. What's the result?"

"This time is different from the past!" Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "If I bring a girl home tonight, don't be jealous."

"Okay." Mei Jia looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Don't hurt each other if you two are single."

"He can't hurt me at all." Zhao Haitang smiled calmly and said, "I'm not a festival today, Teacher Hu said that Teacher Zeng will be back tonight, and I have to finish all the decorations by tonight.

It's time to surprise them both. "

"I'll go!" Ziqiao's eyes widened, and she said in surprise, "Zhao Haitang, you don't go to flirt with girls on Valentine's Day, but you stay at home to surprise others? It's so great."

"I'm past that age." Zhao Haitang took a sip of soy milk and got up and said, "You guys talk slowly, I'll go upstairs."

After Zhao Haitang left, Ziqiao looked at the others and said, "I think something is wrong with Zhao Haitang! What happened?"

"Actually..." Curry sauce looked tangled and said, "This matter seems to have something to do with me."

When everyone heard Curry Sauce's words, they all turned their attention to Curry Sauce with curious expressions on their faces.

Curry Sauce thought for a while, and said, "Last night Zhao Haitang was drinking on the balcony, I went to chat with him, and after the chat, Zhao Haitang asked me if I wanted to spend Valentine's Day together and made up the number.

I told him I had a boyfriend, and then..."

After listening, everyone understands.

"' "It turns out that Zhao Haitang did not flirt with girls, but flirted with girls but was rejected." Zhang Wei concluded.

Mika looked at Curry Sauce and asked curiously, "Why do you have a boyfriend? Didn't you have one a few days ago?"

"I found it yesterday morning." Curry Sauce looked at Dali and said, "Dali knows."

Seeing that everyone turned their attention to himself, Dali explained: "Yesterday I was studying with Curry Sauce at school, and a medical student asked Curry Sauce to chat, and then they were fine."

"Get off the list at the speed of light before Valentine's Day, yes!" Zi Qiao said, giving the curry sauce a thumbs up.

Curry sauce looked at the phone, looked happy, and said, "little brother asked me to go to the study room to study, you guys chat slowly, I'll go first."

"???"

When Ziqiao heard Curry Sauce's words, her head was full of question marks: "Going to study in the self-study room on Valentine's Day? It seems that this guy is also a straight man of steel!"

"You don't understand (money)." Mika looked at Zi Qiao and said, "Some people are serious during the day, but they are coquettish at night. The more serious they look, the more coquettish they are."

Guan Gu heard Mika's words and turned his eyes to Ji Yu.

Ji Yu: "???"

"Look at me for what?"

Guan Gu glanced at Ji Yu and said, "I think Ji Yujun looks very upright."

Hearing the words, Youyou leaned closer to Dali's ear and asked curiously, "Is Ji Yu showing off at night?"

vigorously:"???"

"What exactly does this show refer to?" Dali asked in confusion.

"Anywhere." Youyou said.

Vigorously thought about it, nodded, and said, "Sao."

The operation of my cousin playing games at night is really annoying.

Yunyou didn't know that Dali was talking about games, and hearing Dali said that, she couldn't help but cast a meaningful look at Ji Yu.

Ji Yu: "???"

What did you say, little cousin? .

Chapter 194

After chatting in the living room for a while, Guan Gu checked the time and was ready to leave.

Ji Yu leaned into Meijia's ear and whispered, "Have you thought about buying Ziqiao a few-digit gift?"

Mika heard Ji Yu's words and said, "I'm thinking about giving Ziqiao a present, but you don't need to spend money, you don't need to lend me."

Ji Yu was a little surprised to hear that.

Are there any free gifts this year?

It seems that Mika is distracted this time.

Knowing that Mika has her own plans, Ji Yu no longer worries.

He looked at everyone and said, "We're going to the amusement park, see you later."

"Be careful on the road." Zhang Wei said.

"Remember to call me if you have anything." Zi Qiao said.

"I wish you all a good time." Mika said.

……

amusement park.

Today's Valentine's Day, a lot of people.

It took half an hour to check the entrance ticket alone.

In the amusement park, Yoyo pointed to the ten-ring roller coaster that kept screaming, and said, "Let's go ride the roller coaster first!"

"Bah." Guan Gu quickly grabbed Yoyo's arm and stopped him, "You can't ride the roller coaster, it's too dangerous."

Youyou leaned into Guan Gu's ear and whispered, "It's not me sitting, it's Ji Yu and Dali sitting. Have you forgotten? We are here mainly to teach Dali to act like a spoiled child."

"exactly."

Guan Gu remembered this, and said to Ji Yuhe Dali: "Let's go to the roller coaster, you won't sit."

At the same time, Yunyou leaned closer to Dali's ear and said, "The coquettish plan one is to ride a roller coaster.

You and Ji Yu are on a roller coaster together, if you feel scared after getting off the bus, don't hold back and cry if you want to!

Showing weakness is also a kind of coquettish act. When Ji Yu sees you crying, he will definitely coax you very gently, and then the feeling will come. "

"Understood!" Nodding vigorously obediently.

With the help of Sister Youyou, she will definitely succeed in acting like a spoiled brat to her cousin today!

Let's all line up together.

Ji Yu bought VIP tickets with his banknote ability and could take the fast lane.

ten minutes later.

Ji Yu, Dali and Guan Gu got on the roller coaster.