I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

The staff smiled and did not refute.

He heard this a lot.

After taking the noodles, the four of them walked into the haunted house together.

This haunted house is an ordinary haunted house, completely different from the bullet screen space.

The light inside is very dark, and there is a strange-colored mist coming out of the surroundings. Coupled with the somber music, the atmosphere is very strange.

When Guan Gu came in, his calf couldn't help shaking.

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and opened his mouth: "Ah—"

Ji Yu was stunned for a second, then reacted and asked, "Are you going to eat now?"

"Of course." Dali said.

When Ji Yu heard the words, he took his mouth with chopsticks and fed it to Dali's mouth.

Vigorously opened his mouth to eat, and said while eating, "It tastes good."

Guan Gu, who was on the side, saw that Dali's noodles went so smoothly, he couldn't help but said to Youyou, "Yuyou, let's start too."

As he spoke, he fed it to Yoyo's mouth.

Yunyou opened her mouth to eat when suddenly, a gust of yin wind came out from under the feet of the two of them, and Guan Gu was startled and almost shoved the face into Yunyou's nose.

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Ji Yu and Dali also felt the gloomy wind, they were unmoved, and even felt a little cooler.

"Ah—" He opened his mouth vigorously and continued to eat noodles.

Seeing that Dali and Ji Yu were so calm, Guan Gu somehow felt that the place where they stood was very safe.

He walked to Ji Yu and asked a little embarrassedly, "Ji Yujun, can I stand here?"

"Okay." Ji Yu nodded and moved to the side with Dali.

Guan Gu was excited when he saw this, he waved to Youyou and said, "Yuyou, let's eat here."

Ji Yu: "..."

Always feel weird.

A good haunted house, why has it become a place where everyone finds a place to eat noodles?

When Ji Yu was puzzled, Dali had already eaten a small half bowl of noodles under his feeding.

At this time, Yunyou also ate the first mouthful of noodles.

"Yo Kata!"

Guan Gu cried out excitedly, feeling that he was one step closer to the mysterious prize.

At this moment, a hanged ghost descended from the ceiling, and the sound of dong dong dong rang in everyone's ears at the same time.

The sound was very similar to the sound of hitting the floor with his head. When Guan Gu heard the sound, he remembered a ghost story.

Someone hid under the bed because he was afraid of ghosts, but the ghost turned out to be a head-down ghost...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

A terrifying picture appeared in Guan Gu's mind, and he was terrified at the time.

Holding the bowl in both hands, he shouted as he ran, "Don't come, don't come!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it that scary?

"Guan Guan!" Seeing that Guan Gu was running fast, Youyou quickly trotted to catch up.

Ji Yu and Dali also stopped eating noodles when they saw this, and followed them together.

The three quickly caught up with Guan Gu, and were about to stop Guan Gu when a zombie suddenly jumped out of the corner, and Guan Gu glared.

"Crack-"

The bowl in his hand was directly broken in half.

Zombie: "????"

Ji Yu: "???!"

Is it so fierce?

Seeing Guan Gu's actions, Ji Yu was stunned at the time.

The zombie looked at the tall and majestic Guan Gu, and his little heart trembled.

This guy won't hit him, will he?

"thump."

Just when the zombie was thinking about it, Guan Gu closed his eyes and fell to the ground.

Zombie: "???"

Boss, someone touches porcelain here.

He obviously didn't do anything!

"Shut down."

Seeing that Guan Gu was down, Yunyou quickly ran over.

Ji Yu and Dali also walked to Guan Gu's side, and when they saw Guan Gu winking secretly, Ji Yu understood.

Guan Gu is pretending to be dizzy!

He looked at the zombie vigorously and said, "Little brother, you can go first, my friend is fine."

Zombie: "..."

This is the first time I have met such a customer in my long tenure.

slip away.

After the zombie left, Guan Gu got up decisively, shook the dust on his body, and said, "I knew it was useful to pretend to be dizzy."

Yunyou looked complicated and said, "Aren't you not afraid?"

Hearing this, Guan Gu looked to the side in embarrassment.

How could he know that the ghost makeup technology here is so good, it doesn't look fake at all.

Ji Yu glanced at the bowl that was broken in half by Guan Gu, and the noodles on the ground, and said, "You have failed in your challenge."

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"Ah!" Guan Gu looked annoyed and said, "I shouldn't have used such force."

"It's okay, you didn't do it on purpose." Ji Yu patted his shoulder in comfort.

"Cousin." Seeing Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "Jun Guan and Sister Youyou failed, we must succeed."

"it is good."

Ji Yu fed the noodles to Dali's mouth, ready to solve the noodles directly here.

Yunyou clenched her fist beside her, and said, "Eat quickly."

If you don't finish eating, your attention will always be on the face, and you won't experience the haunted house well.

In this case, the second plan may be ruined!

So it must be eaten quickly.

Under the onlookers of Yoyo and Guan Gu, Dali quickly finished eating the noodles.

The four continued to walk forward, preparing to clear the haunted house to get the reward.

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On this part of the road, there were constantly monsters and monsters appearing to frighten people. Guan Gu was so frightened that he cried and screamed, and went straight into Yunyou's arms.

While Yoyo comforted Guan Gu, he observed Dali's movements.

However, Dali lowered his head, as if thinking about something.

She looked serious, and even if a ghost suddenly appeared in front of her, she would not be disturbed.

Instead, go around silently and continue to think.

"???"

When Yunyou saw this scene, she was stunned.

What is Dali thinking?

acceleration?

parabola?

Ji Yu was as curious as Yoyo. He held Dali's hand and said as he walked, "Dali, what are you thinking?"

Hearing Ji Yu's words vigorously, he recovered from his thoughts.

Looking at Ji Yu, he said, "I'm wondering whether ghosts are a form of electricity, a form of waves, or a form of light."

Ji Yu: "????"

In such a magical place, you are actually thinking about such a scientific thing?

As expected of you, Zhuge Dali!

"Then have you thought clearly?" Ji Yu asked curiously.

"No." He shook his head vigorously.

While talking, the four of them had already reached the exit of the haunted house.

The staff prepared mysterious gifts for Ji Yu and Dali early.

As soon as Ji Yu and Dali came out, a girl gave Dali a bouquet of flowers and said with a smile, "Congratulations on completing the challenge of eating noodles, and I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!"

"Thank you." Dali's eyes lit up, and he happily took the flower.